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"we're going clubbing, in club infinity, they have uv lighting... and raines wearing whiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!" sang bee tunelessly

Raine went red and the other began to look nervous

"THEY HAVE UV LIGHTING!?!" she screamed/exploded/wailed

"yup!" smiled bee happily "cos the last time we went Claire forgot she was wearing white undermmmphfh" Claire had managed to slip her hand over bee's mouth and smiled at them

"at least your not like that guy over there" she nodded towards a guy in white trousers with a blue top on " that'll go completley see-through"

"uh-ohh" whispered Gypsy
"crap" added Akurei
"we're buggered" chipped in Link
"Hey isn't that ...Wufei?" smiled Raine at bee, who widened her eyes and shook her head unable to get out of her friend claires grip.
"Wufei...Whos he when he's at home?" asked bee's captor. Gypsy grinned unable too resist torturing her friend

"well i think bee knows him better as Wuffy-bear"

bee chose that moment to go red and start coughing making everyone in the cue turn around

"damn?" she managed as the G-boys saw them "i'm thinking now would be a good time to go INSIDE!" they shot up to the bouncers who questioned them about their ages and double checked the guest list before letting them in.

"mingle. mingle, mingle.....oh and everyone? don't forget to MINGLE!" shouted Akurei as she ran through the entrance hall everyone paused as they heard a faint cry of "onna" then re-doubled their efforts.

"Gypsy? sweetie, darling, sugar? ever pull a stunt like that again and i WILL tell the newspapers that i digitally altered the photo of Heero and Duo and Heero is infact engaged to Relena" growled bee
"o-okay"
"soooooooo what we gonna do first?" asked Link
"DANCE!" shouted Raine who was oblivious to her seethrough trousers

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"But we're on the Guest list" argued Quatre
"sorry sir but i think....*click*" the bouncer stared down teh length of Heero's gun, heero wanted payback......
"ahhhh yes sir i think these are your names right here!" he finished off smoothly and swallowed as the gun dissappeared again
"the onna will die. the onna will die the onna will die" Wufei kept up the chant as he walked into teh building and was instantly surrounded by "onnas" who had been attracted to the white-now see through- trousers in the UV light.......

hello this is voice mail for BEE who is currently BEING ATTACKED NY ROONEY ARRRRRRRRRRRGH so please leave a review and she will get back to you thank you bai bai!