Cassi is currently in the other room babysitting. I'm not sure what to type......so don't expect much
yet. Hmm Cassi just entered with one of Erik's toys. She has to save the dying fish. It sounds
dead. It's a noise maker that isn't making living noises, it sounds like some zombie moaning.
(pauses while typing) Do you even read these things? The before the story starts stuff? It's
amazing what ends up in them. Okay, Cassi and I are back in the room and I am currently on
Lortab, and so is Cassi. So you can guess what is coming.//interruption by dinner///
Alright, now Cassi and I have spent an hour watching the screensaver and commenting
it. It goes through every picture in the briefcase and it says their captions. They are pics of our
cast and they have some pretty amusing captions. I was complaining cuz it took fifteen minutes
for Carter to appear and we have a whole bunch of him. We kept seeing Gallant and about 300 of
Romano.......not really but it seemed like it. You don't want to know what the captions say.
Anyway, where were we in the story? Hmmmm.......we haven't seen Benton in awhile. He's going
to be un-duct-taping the Psyche ward. Fortunatly, the others just left. Oh, yeah, I was throwing
chocolate eggs at the screensaver.....that wouldn't show Carter. We are pretty sure they come
from chocolate chickens. Why don't we have any of those? Oh right....I was about to get back to
the story. Cassi was looking for film. Hey Becca, we got pictures of us throwing darts. Now I
don't know what to type........sorry we have been looking at our pictures from Mexico. Which is
where the pics of us throwing darts came from. Cassi has a good shot of her skunk stripe. We
also have pictures of the baby horses.
Cassi is watching ER......yes again. We only have five million videos of ER. This
is 8th season. Still don't know what to type. Which is no surprise cuz, I'm watching the
TV. It has come to the next day and STILL nothing has been typed. Told you I didn't know
what to type. I need a painpill.............be back later.

Okay Sven's obviously not gonna start this thing off...As you saw, we got distracted every
few minutes. That's how long our attention span lasts. The video yesterday, yea that was
yesterday, was because I needed to know what was on the video (which episodes) because it's
not full and we're gonna finish it off within the next month. For the moment, since it's pretty
obvious that not everyone reads these.....We said that the Moments thing was examples of our
other stories! They are actual lines spoken in our other fics! Believe me, they do NOT do them
justice. There are more funnier things then just what people say. We have the weirdest things
going on in the background. See The questioning scenes in the Fugitive....the pyramid collapse in
Mummy Returns, the morphine scenes in Jurassic 1 & 2....which carry into James of the Jungle and
Fugitive.....right, enough with the advertisement. We'll get back to the story now...really. My
pill just kicked in.~Cassi PS Becca! sounds great....*evil grins*
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Outside the hospital, in the midst of the dinosaurs....a car pulled up, screeching to a stop, and just
missing Ardeth's speeder bike by about an inch. A group of people slowly got out.

"What are you complaining about?!" Emmy demanded. "You're alive aren't you?!"

"Barely." Mid retorted.

"I'm gonna go find Murdoc and Ryan." Blue put in, rushing for the entrance.

Rebs got out of the car, staggering a bit, checking to make sure she could still walk. "Wonder
where Ardeth and Carter are." She spoke up as soon as she could talk.

"Haven't you been paying attention? They're throwing things at the Evil Ones." Emmy told her.

They jumped out of the way as Oscar, Rebs' cat, leapt out of the car, bolting inside. "CAT TOY,
HERE I COME!!!!" He shrieked.

The girls watched the cat until he disappeared inside. "Woah, that is gonna be one sick gerbil
when they get done." Mid remarked. "Let's go find Fiddles and see the new baby!"

"But I wanna play with Carter and Ardeth!" Rebs whined.

"Me too." Emmy added, pulling out a print out of the "ER" story. "This says Fiddles is in OB, and
Ardeth and Carter are in the ER lounge."

Mid looked over her shoulder. "And Sven and Cassi are around the OR somewheres." She stated.
"We'd better say hi to them first."

"You just did." Chris Mason spoke up behind them, holding out three ear pieces. "They know
you're here. They said have fun."

"Cool." Mid remarked, taking her com unit.

"HI EVERYBODY!!!!" Emmy called into hers, causing a load of people to grab their heads in
agony.

"Ugh, now I know how Spike felt." Sven muttered over the com.

"Oops, sorry." Emmy replied, apologetically.

"It's okay, we're not TOO deaf." Cassi answered. "But if you guys are gonna join the insanos
with their throwing things, you'd better hurry up. Our sources tell us Sandy is on her way here
and she's most likely going to put a stop to the throwing party."

"Right, see ya later, Mid!" Emmy called, running in, pulling Rebs with her.

Mid shook her head and stepped inside, heading for OB.
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Meanwhile, in Psych, Benton was removing the duct tape from the doctors and nurses. He'd
noticed that there was a table set up in the middle of the room, and a deck of cards scattered
around it. Obviously, whoever had been there had left in a hurry.

"Are you okay?" He asked a nurse as she stood up.

She nodded. "There were three of them." She told him. "One dressed as a doctor and the other
two were dressed like comic book characters.

Benton nodded. Two X-Babies and a doctor. "Did you hear where they were headed?" He asked.

"Something about looking for Carter and Ardeth to see if they'd found the girls yet." She
answered.

As soon as the others were free, and after he'd given them a warning to call downstairs if any
thing else happened, Benton headed back toward the ER. He had already figured out most of
what was going on. After his confrontation with Cassi, he'd stopped to think about it. He had
to hand it to the Authors, they had a devious streak a mile wide. He shook his head, a small
smile coming to his lips. It was just like them to invite him back to deal with this. What he
couldn't figure out was why Cassi would let Romano get changed. True, she had been upset about
not being told about the accident, but why make him five? Then he frowned. Wait....unless they
didn't realize he was going to enjoy it.

Benton stopped short as he almost tripped over a plastic ball. "What the...." He picked the ball up
to examine it. Inside was a gerbil. Outside was writting in black marker. Romano's handwritting,
he realized. "Babcock?" He asked out loud, and his mouth dropped as the gerbil let out a series
of squeaks. "Oh....my...--" He was cut off as the ball was knocked out of his hands by a cat.

"BOINGY!!!!!!" Pounce cried, smacking the ball down a flight of stairs.

He, and two other cats followed it, shrieking with laughter.

Benton stared after the ball for about a minute, before he made a face. "Ouch." He mused. "He's
going to feel THAT one for a while."
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In the lounge, Kerry and Donald were now covered from head to toe in.....um...everything the kids
could throw at them.

Romano grinned as he tossed another egg at Donald. He could tell from the glare on the older
surgeon's face that this was not a good move for his career, but then again, he WAS a five-year
old....besides, he wasn't the ONLY one doing it. Lizzie, he noticed, had only thrown a few at
Weaver. She was mostly standing back, watching him....and laughing.

Carter, on the other hand, didn't care who he aimed at.....in fact, a couple of his had almost hit
Romano. He ducked as another of Carter's wild aims almost caught him in the face. "HEY!"
He cried, throwing an egg at Carter. "You're supposed to be aiming at THEM!"

Carter moved as the egg caught him at the shoulder. "So I missed!" Carter retorted, throwing
another at Romano.

Romano glared as the egg hit him in the leg. "Missed, my ASS!" He shot out. "Your aim seems
better than that!

Carter smirked. "Yeah, but I wasn't aiming for your ass." With that, he threw another, just
missing Romano's face again.

In the corner, Elizabeth and Ardeth were now staring at the pair, who had switched to throwing
at each other. In their chairs, Anspaugh and Weaver were now looking at each other and
shrugging.

This was when three people entered the room. Two were Emmy and Rebs, the third was a small
blond five year old boy, that none of them recognized.

Emmy looked at the kids and around the room for a second, then looked at Rebs. "FOODFIGHT!!"
They both yelled, running for the pile of "amunition".

The blond boy looked around before sneaking over to the food. He picked up an egg and eyed
it before giving an evil grin, and throwing it at Weaver's face, hitting her between the eyes. "Ah,
that felt great." He breathed with a huge grin.

Elizabeth stared at him a moment....it couldn't be....could it?

The boy didn't seem to see her. He next looked at Carter and Romano, who were now pelting
each other in food. The evil grin came back, as he grabbed two more eggs, throwing one at each
of the two boys, hitting them both in their faces.

Romano and Carter stopped in their tracks and stared at the new boy. Both seemed to come to the
same conclusion at the same time.....then they tackled him.

Watching the fighting group, Elizabeth's face paled. She knew without a doubt who this kid was.
What she didn't know was why he had come in here.

Ardeth caught her look, and walked over. "What is it?" He asked.

"Mahk." She answered, quietly. "It's Mahk." **It's what she calls him. Haven't you listened?**

Ardeth frowned. "So? He's been on the set since Fugitive." He retorted, before he stopped, and
looked from one to the other. "Oh. Right. He was your..."

Elizabeth nodded.

"Do you want to leave?" Ardeth asked. "I do not think they'd notice."

Elizabeth shook her head. "No, I'm fine." She answered. "Could you just make them stop now?"

Ardeth shrugged. "I could turn them into puppies." He suggested.

"OOOHHH I CLAIM CARTER!!!" Emmy called.

"Huh?" Carter remarked, looking up. Right before a fist hit him in the jaw, knocking him to the
floor.

"I win." Romano proclaimed, pushing Greene off....right before Greene bounced right back,
knocking the surgeon off his own feet.

Ardeth stepped over, to drag Carter back.

Emmy stood to the side next to Rebs. "But I wanted a puppy." She whined, pouting.

Rebs patted her on the back. "There there. You'll get over it." She assured.

Then Cassi and Sven charged into the room, neither of them looking very happy. Sven marched
over,k nabbing Greene off his feet, while Cassi grabbed Romano. Both children were now covered
in bits of food.

"Okay, I think you kids have had enough." Sven ordered.

"HE started it!" Both yelled in unison.

"Emmy, Becca, who started this mess?" Cassi asked.

Emmy and Rebs looked at each other, and shrugged. "We were throwing at them." Emmy
answered, pointing at Kerry and Donald.

"Mahk started it." Elizabeth spoke up, causing nearly everyone in the room to either stare at her
or Greene. "He threw the eggs at Carter and Robert."

Romano looked over at Greene, triumphantly. "Busted." He crowed.

"Ahem." Cassi put in.

"Well it WAS his fault." Romano persisted.

"Ah I OWED you one!" Mark yelled.

"What did I ever do to YOU?!" Romano burst out, then looked over at Elizabeth. "Apart from
hitting on your widow?"

"Before she was my widow?" Greene demanded.

"Um, he never hit on her while she was married." Cassi defended. "Commented, teased, degraded,
insulted, and fought with, perhaps, but never hit on."

Elizabeth frowned. "She's right." She replied, in awe.

Greene, who really couldn't deny this, glared. "He still deserved it." He snapped.

"Okay, um Mahk, here has to go back to the van." Sven decided.

"How come he gets to stay?" Greene asked, pointing to Romano.

"Because he's the Chief of Staff." Elizabeth answered.

"No he's not." Sven cut in. "Cassi is. He's just a kid."

"Romano stays because he's a favorite." Cassi said, matter-of-factly. "Besides, you weren't
supposed to BE here. It's bad enough we let LUCY join the game."

This prompted a few more stares from Anspaugh and Kerry. Although Kerry had known Lucy
was brought back, she had not known she was in the building.

"I had to throw an egg at Weaver." Greene argued. "It was irresistable."

Romano glared again. "You owe me fifteen cents!" He snapped.

"Let it go." Cassi told him.

"I'm bored." Emmy proclaimed. "Can me and Rebs be five too?"

Rebs nodded.

Sven shrugged. "Okay. We'll all be five." She decided, snapping her fingers, changing herself,
Emmy and Rebs five.

Cassi let go of Romano. "Now you go play." She ordered, pulling Greene out of the room.
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End part 22. Okay, to akpc 32 We're not sure what to do with Dave. He's currently tied to a
chair with Jing Mei & Abby-Anya guarding and Kovac. Abby will soon become Abby again,
and Dave just learned he could change invisible. So....what do you suggest we do?! We're a
little stuck here, not only that, we haven't had Malik, and the missing X-Babies, as well as
Doug, Langly, Shirley, and YES, Deb, Frank Donovan and his crew will make an appearence.
How could we leave out Ardeth's twin brother? Besides, he's acting in the current spoofs.
Chances are he's there already somewhere. As we're saying....give us some ideas!
Thanks Becca for your input. Hope you enjoyed the chapter! So what else do ya wanna do
now that you and Emmy are five? We'll get Fiddles and Mid in the next section, as well as
returning to Dave, and Sandy has to untie the Evil Ones! Bummer.
Oh yeah, and Greene will be returned to the van, and changed back, and it was Chris who tattled.
And Romano has to have another talk with Lizzie.....we're working on it. Kind of says something
that she sided with Romano, don't it? Then again, she WAS telling the truth. But yes, we
fully admit that Romano probably did deserve it. The only reason Carter didn't argue was because
Greene had to help bring all the people Carter killed back in Lost World.

More to come! We need more ideas! Our lortab highs only go so far. Later!--Cassi & Sven