Pause for a random insanity break. On the way back from Mexico, we stopped in San Antonio
and ate at one of the restraunts on the river walk. We sat at an out door table with a group
of people. Pastor Ray, Richard, Kathy, Ron, and Phyllis. As the river boat passes, Pastor
Ray shouts out, "HEY John!" and waves. A couple of guys waved back. I (Cassi) asked
"Who was that?" Pastor Ray replied. "I don't know, but in a boat with that many people on
it, ONE of them has to be named John." He did this three more times, but the first was the
best, as there had been three people all looking at each other, thinking who was he talking to?
We love our Pastor. ^_^ Yes, this is a TRUE story. We're penticostals...we're normally this
weird. Let's just say you'd never wanna see us drunk.
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Right, we were in fact writting a story. Um...story...where the heck were we, anyway? Oh
right, Greene got busted, and the Evil Trio are loose in the hospital....along with their cat,
Oscar, and their friend, Blue....a vampire with dragon powers, who at one point had black
hair, but now has light blue hair. We play it safe and don't ask.
Anyhow, in other news, Our sister Ireyna just found a picture in the paper of one of the
marines in Iraq, who she went to high school and junior high with. He was a friend of hers. So
everyone make sure you pray for Lance. I remember him. Nice guy.
Okay, in the story....Dave just realized he could be invisible, and Penny had a baby....and
there's a green talking horse visiting her. There are still walking dead guys around the
hospital and a group of insane cats high on catnip, chasing a hampster ball, containing what
is believed to be Babcock inside. We have Anspaugh and Weaver tied up in the lounge, and
covered in you really don't wanna know what. Let's just say the only thing that DIDN'T
happen was for Bill to come hike his leg....and it can and has happened before.
Anyhow, we'll get on with it, and pick up in OB where Mid has come to see Fiddles and
Penny....and she probably knows about the others being five, as she is still wearing the com
unit. A note to akpc32.......um we got your suggestion, however I had already started this
section. I will use the suggestion though, it'll be a bit reversed since Jing-Mei is well just
read you'll see. I am giving you more Dave.....I hope you like it. Alright, someone asked who
Emmy is. She is the Insane Dragoness........see reviews. She has been reading this since
it first came out. She is also a fan of our Spoofs. She's on our set and we are on hers. Emmy,
Rebs, and Mid, are Becca. Becca tell them who you are. If that doesn't settle your questions
click on her name in the reviews and read her profile, it mentions who her characters are.
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Dave and Kovac watched as the girls slipped out in the hallway to discuss moving their
base. "Now what?" Dave mused.
"I have a scalpel in my pocket." Kovac whispered back.
Dave grinned. "Good, once we're loose, I can turn us invisible and we can get out of here
once we get a hostage." He replied, quietly. "Jing-Mei....her talent is minor."
Kovac nodded and slipped the scalpel from his pocket and started working on his cords.
"I don't know how much time we're going to have. Turn us invisible to buy us some."
He ordered.
Dave nodded and concentrated, causing them both to vanish. "I wonder where they are
moving their base to." He wondered, aloud.
Jing-Mei poked her head in. "What are you up to?" She asked.
"Just bored." Dave informed her.
"Is that why you're both invisible?" Jing-Mei asked, walking into the room.
"Sure." Dave answered, glancing over at Kovac, who of course, he couldn't see.
"Kovac?" Jing-Mei said, frowning.
"What?" Kovac asked.
"What is going on?" Jing-Mei demanded, just before she was gagged by an invisible Kovac.
"Get me loose now!" Dave ordered.
"I'm going to put the scalpel in your hand, I don't want Jing-Mei to escape." Kovac retorted.
Dave felt the scalpel drop in his hand and started to work on his cords. As he did, he made
Jing-Mei invisible.
Then Susan walked in. "Jing-Mei?" She called.
Dave kept his mouth shut and hoped Kovac would too. His cords fell off, and he stood.
"Dave, I know you are still in here. Now what is going on?" Susan demanded. Then she paused,
and backed toward the door. "You have her hostage?"
"Good guess." Dave remarked.
Susan backed out the door. "I'm gonna get the rest of the girls, and then we are going to kick
your invisible butt." She promised.
"Let's go now, Dave." Kovac ordered. "Just walk out the door, making as little noise as possible."
Dave nodded, before remembering that Kovac couldn't see him. A few minutes later, they were out
of the room and down the hall. Once they were sure no one was nearby, Dave let his invisible spell
fade.
Jing-Mei glared, causing Dave to flinch.
"Hey, you had it coming, Jing-Mei!" Dave retorted. "It's all part of the game!"
"As soon as we drop her off at base, I am going to cream a few of those girls with ketchup
balloons!" Kovac told them, grinning. "Revenge for them hog-tying me!"
Jing-Mei rolled her eyes.
Kovac glanced at her. "Maybe after I throw a few at our hostage!"
Dave shook his head. "Why? She didn't throw things at us, when we were hostages!" He
protested.
"You're just afraid, that she won't forgive you! She has COOTIES! Remember?!" Kovac retorted.
"It isn't right! Besides, what if we get caught again? If we do that to our hostage, then they'll
return the favor!" Dave shot back.
Before Kovac could argue more, an egg slammed into Dave's face.
"Nice shot!" Sven congradulated Rebs.
Kovac snickered.....that is, until an egg thrown by Carter, creamed him in the face.
"Whose side are you on?!" Dave demanded, wiping egg off his face.
"We got bored, we were throwing eggs and food at Nazi Dyke and the Evil One, but we got
tired of it. So now we are throwing them at anyone we see." Sven told them.
Carter and Ardeth nodded, grinning. "That, and Greene crashed the party. Right in front of his
widow, no less. Then she took Romano's side." Carter told them.
"Greene?!" Dave exclaimed, then frowned. "Are you telling me that he was behind part of this?"
"Yep." Sven answered. "A lot of our permanant cast was behind it."
"Like Lucy." Kovac added.
Dave frowned as he stared at the two girls with Sven, Ardeth, Carter, and Creepy. "Who are
they?" He asked.
"You don't recognize us?" Emmy complained.
Dave swallowed. "Tell me that isn't two of the Evil trio...."
"No, I can't." Sven protested. "That would be lying!"
"Great!" Dave muttered.
"We'll help you!" Rebs offered. "We could find the girls new base."
"Sounds good. But how do we know we can trust you?" Kovac asked.
"Lighten up, Luka!" Carter ordered. "They like hanging out with Ardeth and me."
"How do we know they aren't agents for the girls?" Dave questioned, still eyeing Emmy, and
Rebs. Who were both smiling, innocently.
"We can trust them." Carter insisted.
"Fine!" Kovac snapped.
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Random insanity bit # whatever number this is. Did you know money can't buy knives? Once
I went to a cutlery store and said, "Here's a hundred thousand dollars, can I buy a knife?" They
said, "No, money can't buy knives." Gee, I guess that's why you harldy see any around.
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Meanwhile, out in the hallway, Romano and Elizabeth had moved to the side, not noticing they
were in a very obvious spot. "Sorry about decking your deceased hubby." Romano muttered,
quietly.
Elizabeth shook her head. "It's alright, I have a feeling Mahk deserved it." She replied, then
frowned. "Why did no one tell me when it happened?" **Mahk thing explained at the bottom**
"Well, it's kind of obvious, don't you think?" Romano pointed out. "You were upset about it,
and...well, think about it. Would you have listened?"
Elizabeth frowned again. "No, I guess you're right." She admitted.
"We had the same problem with Willow." Robert informed her. "Tara was supposed to have been
shot, but they saved her, too."
"And Willow?" Elizabeth questioned.
Romano made a face. "Um, she was worst case senario, there." He answered. "She went nuts,
and tried to destroy the world.....thus explaining why she hasn't been back yet. Can you imagine
what would happen if she found out Tara was still alive? She'd pitch another fit, pull a "Carrie",
and we'd all be dead."
Elizabeth gave a small laugh. "I can understand that, I suppose." She remarked.
Before any of them could get any farther in their conversation, they were both grabbed by a pair of
hands. "Well, what are you two doing out here?" Sandy asked.
"Um, we'll be going now." Robert managed to get out, struggling against her hold.
Sandy frowned. "I don't think so." She corrected. "Now, what is going on here, and where is
Kerry?"
"I don't think you wanna know." Romano murmured.
"Ahem?" Sandy's grip grew tighter.
"In there." Elizabeth answered, innocently, pointing to the lounge.
"Okay, let's just go take a look." Sandy replied, dragging the two kids with her.
"Um, can we just wait out here?" Robert asked, quickly.
"I don't think so." Sandy remarked, pulling both kids into the room with her. When she entered
the room, her mouth dropped in shock. "What the--"
"I didn't do it." Romano burst out.
Sandy glared at the two kids and sat both of them down in chairs. "Stay!" She ordered. Before
they could think about moving, she continued. "Don't make me turn you both over my knee."
Romano and Elizabeth looked at each other, uncertain, and stayed put. Chances were neither of
them would make it to the door before Sandy caught them. They both watched her untape Donald
and Kerry from the chairs. "Now will someone tell me what's going on?" Sandy demanded.
Kerry stared at Romano, who gave an evil grin. "Let them go." She told Sandy.
Sandy frowned and looked at the kids, not missing Romano's look. "I don't think so." She replied.
"I think they need to sit in chairs a while."
"Tie 'em down if you have to." Anspaugh muttered, glaring at the pair, who looked innocently
at the ceiling.
Sandy shook her head, and handed Kerry a towel. "Who are these two kids?" She asked.
Kerry sighed. "Long story." She answered. "He's the Chief of Staff, and she's the Associate Chief
of Surgery. And for some reason, that is way too difficult to explain, most of our staff is now five
years old."
"Does it have something to do with the dinosaurs in your parking area?" Sandy asked, matter-of-
factly.
Kerry nodded. "Yeah, something like that." She told her.
Anspaugh shook his head. "I think we need to call the police, and do something about this
Romano wanna-be."
"Definitely wanna-be." Romano muttered. "She acts nothing like me."
Kerry looked at him a minute, before she burst out laughing. "She acts exactly like you." She
managed to get out.
"You can't call the police." Elizabeth informed Donald. "If you could actually get through, the
out side security DID eat an entire SWAT team once."
"Now that, I believe." Sandy remarked, remembering the talking raptor that had asked to see her
ID.
"And if you get the wrong people, they'd just say something in the lines of, '911, please hold.'"
Romano retorted.
Sandy sighed. "Alright. You two get cleaned up, and I'll go put these two where I can keep an
eye on them.....and maybe clean them up a little." She finished, eyeing Romano, who was covered
head to toe in food, and he and Elizabeth both were still wet from the sprinklers. "And if I get
any bit of fighting with me, I'll strip you both and give you a bath!"
Romano and Elizabeth looked at each other in horror, before quietly nodding and following Sandy
out of the room.
Kerry stared after them for a minute, before looking over at Anspaugh. "Did you just see what I
saw?" She asked, in awe.
Donald nodded. "I wish I had a camera." He replied. "She's the first person I've seen that has
actually been able to control Robert."
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At the main desk, Frank stared as he saw the two kids silently walk past, following Sandy. What
was going on....and why was Romano covered in food?
In Exam room 2, Sandy picked Romano off the floor and put him on a gurney. "Now where do you
have a change of clothing?" She asked.
Romano smirked. "In my office, but I don't think it would fit." He retorted.
Sandy raised an eyebrow. "Keep it up and I'll dress you up like a five year old and when you
change back, you'll look like a retard." She threatened.
Elizabeth started snickering.
Romano glared down at her. "Who's side are you on?" He demanded.
Elizabeth sighed and looked down at her soaked clothing. "There might be some small scrubs in
one of the closets." She answered.
Sandy looked from one to the other. "See if you can go find some." She told her, not wanting to
leave them alone in the room, for fear they wouldn't be there when she returned....and judging
from the look on Romano's face, she had assumed correctly.
"What makes you think she'll be back?" Romano asked after Lizzie took off.
Sandy grabbed a wet rag and started to wipe some of the egg out of his hair. "I have a feeling
she'll be back." She responded. "Ugh, how on earth did you do this?"
"I didn't." He answered. "Carter did. He left before you got there."
"Ah, so the two of you had a foodfight." Sandy guessed.
"There were more than two of us." Romano confessed. "But the others look just as bad."
"Found some!" Elizabeth announced as she reentered the room, holding two sets of light green
scrubs.
"Is that the only color they had?" Romano whined.
"Unless you'd rather run around in your underware, put it on." Sandy ordered.
"You gonna watch?" Romano asked, pointedly.
Sandy turned around, blocking the doorway. "Hurry it up."
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A few minutes later, she lead the two kids out toward the main desk. Weaver was already out there,
also wearing a set of green scrubs. "Eww, now we look like Kerry." Romano muttered, as Sandy
sat he and Lizzie in chairs.
Weaver shook her head. "I have no idea how you managed to do that." She told Sandy.
Sandy shrugged. "You just have to know how to threaten them." She explained.
Romano rolled his eyes, and looked up. "Wow....is that a bug?" He asked.
Weaver sighed. "Oh not again." She muttered. **The bug incident from Jurassic 3. Romano on
morphine staring at a spot on the ceiling he presumed was a bug**
Elizabeth looked up. "Yes, it's a bug." She answered. "A very ugly one."
"It's not a bug." Kerry retorted without looking up.
"Yes it is!" Romano argued. "It's a big UGLY one!"
Cassi, still wearing Romano's lab coat suddenly stomped in, carrying a parrot. "Somebody get this
STUPID thing away from me!!!!" She paused, seeing Romano and Lizzie staring at the ceiling, and
looked up. "Wow, that is one ugly bug." She remarked, before handing Romano the parrot.
"What do ya want ME to do with it?!" He demanded.
"I don't care!" She snapped. "Just keep it the heck away from ME!"
Kerry turned to look. "Oh, please tell me that isn't the parrot from--"
"I have a bad feeling about this." The bird chirped out.
Sandy turned. "What's with the parrot?" She asked.
"Nazi dyke! Evil Nazi dyke!" The bird continued.
Sandy glared. "What did that thing just say?" She demanded.
"He was talking to Kerry, not you." Romano replied, quickly. "And I don't know where he learned
that one from."
Kerry glared in the direction that Cassi had gone. "I do." She muttered.
Anspaugh, who had finally finished cleaning up and changed clothes, stepped into the main lobby,
staring for a moment, obviously shocked Romano and Elizabeth were still there. "How in the
world did you--"
"Sandy did." Kerry replied, without turning.
Donald shook his head. "Impressive." He murmured.
"Fat BUTT! You got a BIG FAT BUTT!" The bird cried out, looking at Anspaugh.
Sandy, Elizabeth and Romano burst out laughing.
Anspaugh stared at the parrot. "Where did that thing come from?" He demanded.
"Martian pigs! Beware the martian pigs!" The parrot called.
Romano, who had now fallen out of his chair, laughing, managed to sit up. He had tears streaking
his face, and couldn't talk.
"Big GUT! You got a BIG GUT!!!" The bird went on.
Benton, who had just entered, collapsed against the wall, laughing. Elizabeth, who wasn't in much
better shape than Romano, but at least still in her chair, was trying to stop laughing.
Frank looked from the bird to Anspaugh. "I think it meant you." He put in.
"Ugly face!" The bird continued, looking this time at Frank. "VERY UGLY!!!"
Before either Frank or Anspaugh could kill the bird, they were interrupted by a loud cat-scream,
and the hampster ball bounced in from the stairs area, the gerbil inside squeeking the whole way.
This did it for Elizabeth, who now fell out of her chair, landing on top of Robert, and neither of them
could stop laughing. "Look, there goes Babcock!" Romano managed to get out, gasping for air.
Weaver stared at the hampster ball. "You can't be serious." She spoke up.
Benton walked over. "Trust me. That is DEFINITELY Babcock." He informed her, as they watched
the three cats fight over the ball.
Weaver turned to face the two surgeons, who were laughing on the floor, and struggling to breath.
"What did you do?" She demanded.
The two looked up for a minute, before continuing in their fits of laughter.
Frank frowned. "I don't think it was them." He put in. "I think it was the dark skinned one who
changed security into frogs."
Weaver sighed. "Ardeth." She replied. "He and Carter were in the lounge, and all of them were
wet....which means they started the fire upstairs."
Robert stopped laughing for a moment and looked up. "We didn't do that." He corrected. "Lizzie
did that."
"It was an accident." Elizabeth retorted, glaring at Romano.
"Hey! Don't look at me like that!" He protested. "I don't wanna be burned into the floor!"
Sandy and Weaver exchanged a glance.
Elizabeth glared deeper at Romano, and before she could stop it, the papers in the trashcan nearby
burst into flames.
Frank quickly dumped his coffee cup into the can, putting it out.
"See? Lizzie did it." Robert remarked, crossing his arms.
Sandy stared from the trashcan to the kids and back again. "Okay....I'm gonna ask just once."
She spoke up, quietly. "What is going on here?"
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Random insanity bit # the number that comes after the last one.// On the third day of the
expidition, they came across a giant rubber tree. Unfortunately they could not cut it down, for,
as we know, money can't buy knives. Walking around the plant, they continued on toward the
coast.
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It was an hour later, and most of the mystery had been explained to Sandy. The parrot, having
thankfully shut up for the moment, was now perched on Romano's shoulder. He and Elizabeth
were back in their chairs, and staying quiet....apart from the occasional cracks Romano managed
to get out from time to time.
"Big bug!" The parrot suddenly spoke up, flying toward the ceiling, and eating the bug.
"Aww, MAN!" Robert muttered. "NOW what are we supposed to do?!" They had spent the
entire last hour, watching the bug crawl across the ceiling.
The bird landed back on Robert's shoulder and he glared at it. "Stupid bird." He snapped.
"Stupid bird stupid bird!" The bird sang out.
Elizabeth looked over at Robert, who's face had suddenly turned to an evil grin, as he leaned to the
side and started whispering to the bird. She frowned.
When he finished, he looked over at her and gave a small wink.
"LARDO! HEY LARDO!!" The bird shouted out as Anspaugh walked through the room.
Elizabeth and Robert burst out laughing again. This was definitely more exciting then watching the
bug.
"Wow, what other things does it say?" Came Dave's voice from behind them.
Romano and Elizabeth looked at each other then looked behind them, seeing nothing. "What the--"
Romano began.
Dave changed himself visible. "Look what I can do!" He proclaimed. "Cassi said you guys were
in a bit of trouble."
Robert tilted his head in a shrug. "Nah, we're just making ourselves annoying." He answered,
honestly. "Did you see the look on Donald's face?"
Dave grinned. "Yeah, I was here just now." He informed them.
"The first time?" Elizabeth questioned, with a grin.
Dave frowned. "Um, no I missed that one."
Romano grinned. "The bird told him he had a fat butt." He mused, sighing, with a grin. "It was
just priceless."
"FAT BUTT!" The bird called out, causing Kerry to look over as she passed.
"Dave!" Kerry shouted.
Dave gave an innocent look. "I was just talking!" He defended.
Sandy turned. "Oh, another one." She spoke up, advancing.
Dave smirked and vanished. "Now you see me, now you don't!" He called, moving quietly away.
Sandy stared. "Was that another thing like the fires?" She asked.
Kerry stared. "I think it was." She anwered, looking at the spot he had been.
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End part 23. The knives thing was from "Surf Ninjas", and the parrot was from Jurassic Spoof III.
It was created after the one from "Deep Blue Sea", and the concept of "What would a parrot say
if it were on our set for an extended period of time?" We're not finished with the bird yet, and
coming in the next section, Dave breaks Romano and Lizzie out, and then returns to guard the
hostage, so there will be more inter action between Dave and Jing Mei to come.
Until later, hope you enjoyed and now we're waiting for your reviews, and more ideas! We're not
done yet!!!! ^_^ In reguards to the "Mahk" thing. This is how Elizabeth pronouces his name, and
to be perfectly honest we borrowed the idea from Lauren or "RainIsBeautiful" The owner of the
"Cordano Love Lounge" Um, you don't wanna know...if you're not a Cordano shipper that is.
and ate at one of the restraunts on the river walk. We sat at an out door table with a group
of people. Pastor Ray, Richard, Kathy, Ron, and Phyllis. As the river boat passes, Pastor
Ray shouts out, "HEY John!" and waves. A couple of guys waved back. I (Cassi) asked
"Who was that?" Pastor Ray replied. "I don't know, but in a boat with that many people on
it, ONE of them has to be named John." He did this three more times, but the first was the
best, as there had been three people all looking at each other, thinking who was he talking to?
We love our Pastor. ^_^ Yes, this is a TRUE story. We're penticostals...we're normally this
weird. Let's just say you'd never wanna see us drunk.
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Right, we were in fact writting a story. Um...story...where the heck were we, anyway? Oh
right, Greene got busted, and the Evil Trio are loose in the hospital....along with their cat,
Oscar, and their friend, Blue....a vampire with dragon powers, who at one point had black
hair, but now has light blue hair. We play it safe and don't ask.
Anyhow, in other news, Our sister Ireyna just found a picture in the paper of one of the
marines in Iraq, who she went to high school and junior high with. He was a friend of hers. So
everyone make sure you pray for Lance. I remember him. Nice guy.
Okay, in the story....Dave just realized he could be invisible, and Penny had a baby....and
there's a green talking horse visiting her. There are still walking dead guys around the
hospital and a group of insane cats high on catnip, chasing a hampster ball, containing what
is believed to be Babcock inside. We have Anspaugh and Weaver tied up in the lounge, and
covered in you really don't wanna know what. Let's just say the only thing that DIDN'T
happen was for Bill to come hike his leg....and it can and has happened before.
Anyhow, we'll get on with it, and pick up in OB where Mid has come to see Fiddles and
Penny....and she probably knows about the others being five, as she is still wearing the com
unit. A note to akpc32.......um we got your suggestion, however I had already started this
section. I will use the suggestion though, it'll be a bit reversed since Jing-Mei is well just
read you'll see. I am giving you more Dave.....I hope you like it. Alright, someone asked who
Emmy is. She is the Insane Dragoness........see reviews. She has been reading this since
it first came out. She is also a fan of our Spoofs. She's on our set and we are on hers. Emmy,
Rebs, and Mid, are Becca. Becca tell them who you are. If that doesn't settle your questions
click on her name in the reviews and read her profile, it mentions who her characters are.
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Dave and Kovac watched as the girls slipped out in the hallway to discuss moving their
base. "Now what?" Dave mused.
"I have a scalpel in my pocket." Kovac whispered back.
Dave grinned. "Good, once we're loose, I can turn us invisible and we can get out of here
once we get a hostage." He replied, quietly. "Jing-Mei....her talent is minor."
Kovac nodded and slipped the scalpel from his pocket and started working on his cords.
"I don't know how much time we're going to have. Turn us invisible to buy us some."
He ordered.
Dave nodded and concentrated, causing them both to vanish. "I wonder where they are
moving their base to." He wondered, aloud.
Jing-Mei poked her head in. "What are you up to?" She asked.
"Just bored." Dave informed her.
"Is that why you're both invisible?" Jing-Mei asked, walking into the room.
"Sure." Dave answered, glancing over at Kovac, who of course, he couldn't see.
"Kovac?" Jing-Mei said, frowning.
"What?" Kovac asked.
"What is going on?" Jing-Mei demanded, just before she was gagged by an invisible Kovac.
"Get me loose now!" Dave ordered.
"I'm going to put the scalpel in your hand, I don't want Jing-Mei to escape." Kovac retorted.
Dave felt the scalpel drop in his hand and started to work on his cords. As he did, he made
Jing-Mei invisible.
Then Susan walked in. "Jing-Mei?" She called.
Dave kept his mouth shut and hoped Kovac would too. His cords fell off, and he stood.
"Dave, I know you are still in here. Now what is going on?" Susan demanded. Then she paused,
and backed toward the door. "You have her hostage?"
"Good guess." Dave remarked.
Susan backed out the door. "I'm gonna get the rest of the girls, and then we are going to kick
your invisible butt." She promised.
"Let's go now, Dave." Kovac ordered. "Just walk out the door, making as little noise as possible."
Dave nodded, before remembering that Kovac couldn't see him. A few minutes later, they were out
of the room and down the hall. Once they were sure no one was nearby, Dave let his invisible spell
fade.
Jing-Mei glared, causing Dave to flinch.
"Hey, you had it coming, Jing-Mei!" Dave retorted. "It's all part of the game!"
"As soon as we drop her off at base, I am going to cream a few of those girls with ketchup
balloons!" Kovac told them, grinning. "Revenge for them hog-tying me!"
Jing-Mei rolled her eyes.
Kovac glanced at her. "Maybe after I throw a few at our hostage!"
Dave shook his head. "Why? She didn't throw things at us, when we were hostages!" He
protested.
"You're just afraid, that she won't forgive you! She has COOTIES! Remember?!" Kovac retorted.
"It isn't right! Besides, what if we get caught again? If we do that to our hostage, then they'll
return the favor!" Dave shot back.
Before Kovac could argue more, an egg slammed into Dave's face.
"Nice shot!" Sven congradulated Rebs.
Kovac snickered.....that is, until an egg thrown by Carter, creamed him in the face.
"Whose side are you on?!" Dave demanded, wiping egg off his face.
"We got bored, we were throwing eggs and food at Nazi Dyke and the Evil One, but we got
tired of it. So now we are throwing them at anyone we see." Sven told them.
Carter and Ardeth nodded, grinning. "That, and Greene crashed the party. Right in front of his
widow, no less. Then she took Romano's side." Carter told them.
"Greene?!" Dave exclaimed, then frowned. "Are you telling me that he was behind part of this?"
"Yep." Sven answered. "A lot of our permanant cast was behind it."
"Like Lucy." Kovac added.
Dave frowned as he stared at the two girls with Sven, Ardeth, Carter, and Creepy. "Who are
they?" He asked.
"You don't recognize us?" Emmy complained.
Dave swallowed. "Tell me that isn't two of the Evil trio...."
"No, I can't." Sven protested. "That would be lying!"
"Great!" Dave muttered.
"We'll help you!" Rebs offered. "We could find the girls new base."
"Sounds good. But how do we know we can trust you?" Kovac asked.
"Lighten up, Luka!" Carter ordered. "They like hanging out with Ardeth and me."
"How do we know they aren't agents for the girls?" Dave questioned, still eyeing Emmy, and
Rebs. Who were both smiling, innocently.
"We can trust them." Carter insisted.
"Fine!" Kovac snapped.
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Random insanity bit # whatever number this is. Did you know money can't buy knives? Once
I went to a cutlery store and said, "Here's a hundred thousand dollars, can I buy a knife?" They
said, "No, money can't buy knives." Gee, I guess that's why you harldy see any around.
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Meanwhile, out in the hallway, Romano and Elizabeth had moved to the side, not noticing they
were in a very obvious spot. "Sorry about decking your deceased hubby." Romano muttered,
quietly.
Elizabeth shook her head. "It's alright, I have a feeling Mahk deserved it." She replied, then
frowned. "Why did no one tell me when it happened?" **Mahk thing explained at the bottom**
"Well, it's kind of obvious, don't you think?" Romano pointed out. "You were upset about it,
and...well, think about it. Would you have listened?"
Elizabeth frowned again. "No, I guess you're right." She admitted.
"We had the same problem with Willow." Robert informed her. "Tara was supposed to have been
shot, but they saved her, too."
"And Willow?" Elizabeth questioned.
Romano made a face. "Um, she was worst case senario, there." He answered. "She went nuts,
and tried to destroy the world.....thus explaining why she hasn't been back yet. Can you imagine
what would happen if she found out Tara was still alive? She'd pitch another fit, pull a "Carrie",
and we'd all be dead."
Elizabeth gave a small laugh. "I can understand that, I suppose." She remarked.
Before any of them could get any farther in their conversation, they were both grabbed by a pair of
hands. "Well, what are you two doing out here?" Sandy asked.
"Um, we'll be going now." Robert managed to get out, struggling against her hold.
Sandy frowned. "I don't think so." She corrected. "Now, what is going on here, and where is
Kerry?"
"I don't think you wanna know." Romano murmured.
"Ahem?" Sandy's grip grew tighter.
"In there." Elizabeth answered, innocently, pointing to the lounge.
"Okay, let's just go take a look." Sandy replied, dragging the two kids with her.
"Um, can we just wait out here?" Robert asked, quickly.
"I don't think so." Sandy remarked, pulling both kids into the room with her. When she entered
the room, her mouth dropped in shock. "What the--"
"I didn't do it." Romano burst out.
Sandy glared at the two kids and sat both of them down in chairs. "Stay!" She ordered. Before
they could think about moving, she continued. "Don't make me turn you both over my knee."
Romano and Elizabeth looked at each other, uncertain, and stayed put. Chances were neither of
them would make it to the door before Sandy caught them. They both watched her untape Donald
and Kerry from the chairs. "Now will someone tell me what's going on?" Sandy demanded.
Kerry stared at Romano, who gave an evil grin. "Let them go." She told Sandy.
Sandy frowned and looked at the kids, not missing Romano's look. "I don't think so." She replied.
"I think they need to sit in chairs a while."
"Tie 'em down if you have to." Anspaugh muttered, glaring at the pair, who looked innocently
at the ceiling.
Sandy shook her head, and handed Kerry a towel. "Who are these two kids?" She asked.
Kerry sighed. "Long story." She answered. "He's the Chief of Staff, and she's the Associate Chief
of Surgery. And for some reason, that is way too difficult to explain, most of our staff is now five
years old."
"Does it have something to do with the dinosaurs in your parking area?" Sandy asked, matter-of-
factly.
Kerry nodded. "Yeah, something like that." She told her.
Anspaugh shook his head. "I think we need to call the police, and do something about this
Romano wanna-be."
"Definitely wanna-be." Romano muttered. "She acts nothing like me."
Kerry looked at him a minute, before she burst out laughing. "She acts exactly like you." She
managed to get out.
"You can't call the police." Elizabeth informed Donald. "If you could actually get through, the
out side security DID eat an entire SWAT team once."
"Now that, I believe." Sandy remarked, remembering the talking raptor that had asked to see her
ID.
"And if you get the wrong people, they'd just say something in the lines of, '911, please hold.'"
Romano retorted.
Sandy sighed. "Alright. You two get cleaned up, and I'll go put these two where I can keep an
eye on them.....and maybe clean them up a little." She finished, eyeing Romano, who was covered
head to toe in food, and he and Elizabeth both were still wet from the sprinklers. "And if I get
any bit of fighting with me, I'll strip you both and give you a bath!"
Romano and Elizabeth looked at each other in horror, before quietly nodding and following Sandy
out of the room.
Kerry stared after them for a minute, before looking over at Anspaugh. "Did you just see what I
saw?" She asked, in awe.
Donald nodded. "I wish I had a camera." He replied. "She's the first person I've seen that has
actually been able to control Robert."
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At the main desk, Frank stared as he saw the two kids silently walk past, following Sandy. What
was going on....and why was Romano covered in food?
In Exam room 2, Sandy picked Romano off the floor and put him on a gurney. "Now where do you
have a change of clothing?" She asked.
Romano smirked. "In my office, but I don't think it would fit." He retorted.
Sandy raised an eyebrow. "Keep it up and I'll dress you up like a five year old and when you
change back, you'll look like a retard." She threatened.
Elizabeth started snickering.
Romano glared down at her. "Who's side are you on?" He demanded.
Elizabeth sighed and looked down at her soaked clothing. "There might be some small scrubs in
one of the closets." She answered.
Sandy looked from one to the other. "See if you can go find some." She told her, not wanting to
leave them alone in the room, for fear they wouldn't be there when she returned....and judging
from the look on Romano's face, she had assumed correctly.
"What makes you think she'll be back?" Romano asked after Lizzie took off.
Sandy grabbed a wet rag and started to wipe some of the egg out of his hair. "I have a feeling
she'll be back." She responded. "Ugh, how on earth did you do this?"
"I didn't." He answered. "Carter did. He left before you got there."
"Ah, so the two of you had a foodfight." Sandy guessed.
"There were more than two of us." Romano confessed. "But the others look just as bad."
"Found some!" Elizabeth announced as she reentered the room, holding two sets of light green
scrubs.
"Is that the only color they had?" Romano whined.
"Unless you'd rather run around in your underware, put it on." Sandy ordered.
"You gonna watch?" Romano asked, pointedly.
Sandy turned around, blocking the doorway. "Hurry it up."
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A few minutes later, she lead the two kids out toward the main desk. Weaver was already out there,
also wearing a set of green scrubs. "Eww, now we look like Kerry." Romano muttered, as Sandy
sat he and Lizzie in chairs.
Weaver shook her head. "I have no idea how you managed to do that." She told Sandy.
Sandy shrugged. "You just have to know how to threaten them." She explained.
Romano rolled his eyes, and looked up. "Wow....is that a bug?" He asked.
Weaver sighed. "Oh not again." She muttered. **The bug incident from Jurassic 3. Romano on
morphine staring at a spot on the ceiling he presumed was a bug**
Elizabeth looked up. "Yes, it's a bug." She answered. "A very ugly one."
"It's not a bug." Kerry retorted without looking up.
"Yes it is!" Romano argued. "It's a big UGLY one!"
Cassi, still wearing Romano's lab coat suddenly stomped in, carrying a parrot. "Somebody get this
STUPID thing away from me!!!!" She paused, seeing Romano and Lizzie staring at the ceiling, and
looked up. "Wow, that is one ugly bug." She remarked, before handing Romano the parrot.
"What do ya want ME to do with it?!" He demanded.
"I don't care!" She snapped. "Just keep it the heck away from ME!"
Kerry turned to look. "Oh, please tell me that isn't the parrot from--"
"I have a bad feeling about this." The bird chirped out.
Sandy turned. "What's with the parrot?" She asked.
"Nazi dyke! Evil Nazi dyke!" The bird continued.
Sandy glared. "What did that thing just say?" She demanded.
"He was talking to Kerry, not you." Romano replied, quickly. "And I don't know where he learned
that one from."
Kerry glared in the direction that Cassi had gone. "I do." She muttered.
Anspaugh, who had finally finished cleaning up and changed clothes, stepped into the main lobby,
staring for a moment, obviously shocked Romano and Elizabeth were still there. "How in the
world did you--"
"Sandy did." Kerry replied, without turning.
Donald shook his head. "Impressive." He murmured.
"Fat BUTT! You got a BIG FAT BUTT!" The bird cried out, looking at Anspaugh.
Sandy, Elizabeth and Romano burst out laughing.
Anspaugh stared at the parrot. "Where did that thing come from?" He demanded.
"Martian pigs! Beware the martian pigs!" The parrot called.
Romano, who had now fallen out of his chair, laughing, managed to sit up. He had tears streaking
his face, and couldn't talk.
"Big GUT! You got a BIG GUT!!!" The bird went on.
Benton, who had just entered, collapsed against the wall, laughing. Elizabeth, who wasn't in much
better shape than Romano, but at least still in her chair, was trying to stop laughing.
Frank looked from the bird to Anspaugh. "I think it meant you." He put in.
"Ugly face!" The bird continued, looking this time at Frank. "VERY UGLY!!!"
Before either Frank or Anspaugh could kill the bird, they were interrupted by a loud cat-scream,
and the hampster ball bounced in from the stairs area, the gerbil inside squeeking the whole way.
This did it for Elizabeth, who now fell out of her chair, landing on top of Robert, and neither of them
could stop laughing. "Look, there goes Babcock!" Romano managed to get out, gasping for air.
Weaver stared at the hampster ball. "You can't be serious." She spoke up.
Benton walked over. "Trust me. That is DEFINITELY Babcock." He informed her, as they watched
the three cats fight over the ball.
Weaver turned to face the two surgeons, who were laughing on the floor, and struggling to breath.
"What did you do?" She demanded.
The two looked up for a minute, before continuing in their fits of laughter.
Frank frowned. "I don't think it was them." He put in. "I think it was the dark skinned one who
changed security into frogs."
Weaver sighed. "Ardeth." She replied. "He and Carter were in the lounge, and all of them were
wet....which means they started the fire upstairs."
Robert stopped laughing for a moment and looked up. "We didn't do that." He corrected. "Lizzie
did that."
"It was an accident." Elizabeth retorted, glaring at Romano.
"Hey! Don't look at me like that!" He protested. "I don't wanna be burned into the floor!"
Sandy and Weaver exchanged a glance.
Elizabeth glared deeper at Romano, and before she could stop it, the papers in the trashcan nearby
burst into flames.
Frank quickly dumped his coffee cup into the can, putting it out.
"See? Lizzie did it." Robert remarked, crossing his arms.
Sandy stared from the trashcan to the kids and back again. "Okay....I'm gonna ask just once."
She spoke up, quietly. "What is going on here?"
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Random insanity bit # the number that comes after the last one.// On the third day of the
expidition, they came across a giant rubber tree. Unfortunately they could not cut it down, for,
as we know, money can't buy knives. Walking around the plant, they continued on toward the
coast.
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It was an hour later, and most of the mystery had been explained to Sandy. The parrot, having
thankfully shut up for the moment, was now perched on Romano's shoulder. He and Elizabeth
were back in their chairs, and staying quiet....apart from the occasional cracks Romano managed
to get out from time to time.
"Big bug!" The parrot suddenly spoke up, flying toward the ceiling, and eating the bug.
"Aww, MAN!" Robert muttered. "NOW what are we supposed to do?!" They had spent the
entire last hour, watching the bug crawl across the ceiling.
The bird landed back on Robert's shoulder and he glared at it. "Stupid bird." He snapped.
"Stupid bird stupid bird!" The bird sang out.
Elizabeth looked over at Robert, who's face had suddenly turned to an evil grin, as he leaned to the
side and started whispering to the bird. She frowned.
When he finished, he looked over at her and gave a small wink.
"LARDO! HEY LARDO!!" The bird shouted out as Anspaugh walked through the room.
Elizabeth and Robert burst out laughing again. This was definitely more exciting then watching the
bug.
"Wow, what other things does it say?" Came Dave's voice from behind them.
Romano and Elizabeth looked at each other then looked behind them, seeing nothing. "What the--"
Romano began.
Dave changed himself visible. "Look what I can do!" He proclaimed. "Cassi said you guys were
in a bit of trouble."
Robert tilted his head in a shrug. "Nah, we're just making ourselves annoying." He answered,
honestly. "Did you see the look on Donald's face?"
Dave grinned. "Yeah, I was here just now." He informed them.
"The first time?" Elizabeth questioned, with a grin.
Dave frowned. "Um, no I missed that one."
Romano grinned. "The bird told him he had a fat butt." He mused, sighing, with a grin. "It was
just priceless."
"FAT BUTT!" The bird called out, causing Kerry to look over as she passed.
"Dave!" Kerry shouted.
Dave gave an innocent look. "I was just talking!" He defended.
Sandy turned. "Oh, another one." She spoke up, advancing.
Dave smirked and vanished. "Now you see me, now you don't!" He called, moving quietly away.
Sandy stared. "Was that another thing like the fires?" She asked.
Kerry stared. "I think it was." She anwered, looking at the spot he had been.
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End part 23. The knives thing was from "Surf Ninjas", and the parrot was from Jurassic Spoof III.
It was created after the one from "Deep Blue Sea", and the concept of "What would a parrot say
if it were on our set for an extended period of time?" We're not finished with the bird yet, and
coming in the next section, Dave breaks Romano and Lizzie out, and then returns to guard the
hostage, so there will be more inter action between Dave and Jing Mei to come.
Until later, hope you enjoyed and now we're waiting for your reviews, and more ideas! We're not
done yet!!!! ^_^ In reguards to the "Mahk" thing. This is how Elizabeth pronouces his name, and
to be perfectly honest we borrowed the idea from Lauren or "RainIsBeautiful" The owner of the
"Cordano Love Lounge" Um, you don't wanna know...if you're not a Cordano shipper that is.