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meh i updated and dragongirl thank you for reviewing me ^^ same goes for everyone else *yawn* so tired... stupid goddamn offstead inspection -_-;

in honour of Miles: there is no way in hell i'd go out with you... ever
ever ever
so there
hah!

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Gypsy smiled sweetly and shoved the door open

'Right! lets get moving everyone in the house now.' the Gundam pilots blinked and filed out of the car followed by three of the girls. Raine stopped and sighed before crouching down next to the door and coaxing bee out.

'It's okay,c'mon he's fully dressed' there was a small whimper before Raine scowled and bodily hauled bee out of the car. after Quatre had handed his "car" to one of his may loyal faithful servants, the pilots and their "guests" trooped up to the back door of the huge mansion and made their way to the familys main living quarters.

'Tea?' questioned Quatre, raising his eyebrows at them
'No thankyou'
'No thanks'
'No Q-man, Can't stand the stuff'
'Tea, Denied'
'Tea is for Weakling Onna's'
'No thankyou Quatre'
'No thankies i prefer coffee!' Raine rolled her eyes at Link before replying
'No thankyou'
'Yes Please, white with two sugars' the authoresses turned to look at bee

'But you HATE tea!' said Gypsy ' Your always going on about how much you can't stand it!' Quatre ignored them all and carried on with his little tea making ceremony in the background. bee sighed

'Look, its considered impolite to refuse Tea at someones house especially in Ireland, there is almost an insult to refuse it'

'But, bee, sweetie? in case you hadn't noticed this is England, not Ireland'

'Yesssss BUT its still classed as good manners' bee smiled as Quatre handed her the tea, she took a sip and forced a smile 'Darjeeling?' she asked Quatre

'Yes! however did you guess?' he smiled and clapped his hands together while the other pilots wondered how the frigging hell she could stand the awful stuff they had been subjected to each time they came. bee gave a slight cough and placed the teacup and saucer down on the table as she sat down on the sofa and crossed her legs, the other girls following suit.

'its the taste, its very uhhhhh distinct.....' Gypsy grinned at her friend as the pilots remained standing behind Quatres sofa, whilst Raine stage whispered to Akurei and Link

'Look they're trying to psych us out! should we pretend to be afraid?' all three girls dissolved into giggles and began whispering about what they remembered from the last time they had had fun with the pilots. Gypsy and bee soon joined in trying to keep straight faces whilst anger veins began to pop up on the pilots foreheads.

Then someone mentioned Wufei...

bee went sheet white and gripped Raines arm as Wufei blinked and began to process this new information

'You. Did. That. To. Me?'

bee cowered back into the cushions as the others stopped giggling and sat up to watch their friends fate. bee meeped

'No' Wufei glared at her

'If the Onna Raine had Yuy..'
'Who are you calling an ONNA!' Raine went to get up but was dragged back down by Link.
'... The Akurei girl had Maxwell...'
'I never had him! thats a lie!' (AN:hentai minds please note no she did not have him she *seduced* him....with a doughnut)
' Onna Link had Barton and Tollamer had Winner that leaves you....'

bee's eyes widen as Wufei stepped forward. before anyone could react she and jumped up and managed to vault the back of the sofa and was running for her life. Wufei's instincts kicked in and he gave chase oblivious to the fact that
A; bee was a weak onna and he didn't fight weak onna's and
B; she knew this place better than him

Link blinked
'What do you think he'll do to her when he catches her?'

'Kiss her ^_^' everyone sweatdropped at Quatres statement and Duo burst out laughing Raine soon joined in
'don't you guys remember?' she asked just after she came in looking like the Tooth Fairy i told her we'd given her what she wanted' Raine burst out Laughing again as she and Akurei both chimed out
'Wufei!'


a scream was heard from somewhere in the corridors....
'FUCK OFF YOU STUPID STUPID SERVANT NO I DON'T WANT ANY TOWELS FOR GODS SAKE I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM S PISSED OFF MARTIAL ARTIST!'

the servant stood stunned as master Quatres female guest took off again down the corridor and murmured to himself
'sheesh some people have no manners'




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