Hmm we start yet another section. Where were we? Oh yes..... annoying talking bird. Dave
about to rescue Romano and Lizzie from the Nazi Dyke and her girlfriend Sandy. Oh yes,
the girls were moving their base and Emmy and Rebs are playing both sides.......Yes, they
suckered Carter, so did I! Hey, face it Carter is easy to sucker. Speaking of Carter was he
in the last section? Let me check.........yes he was, he hit Kovac with an egg. I should have
known that, I was there. They are probably getting Jing-Mei to their base......and YES
Kovac is going to throw ketchup balloons at her. Sorry got distracted, we've been
watching some ER tapes that I taped a long time ago. First and Second season...yes
poor Cassi, no Romano. However, after nearly falling out of the chair laughing, the
Authors have decided to let Romano watch this tape..........like were Doug and Susan
were making fun of Kerry and she walked in on it...........and a few other really funny
things. I think we are missing another tape. Anyway, story I know.....sorry I've had
a REALLY bad toothache and am currently on painkillers.....hmmm we forgot to get
to Mid going to see the baby. By the way, any of you who really want to come into
the story, just email us. You're welcome..any of you. As I said, send us an Email and
tell us what you want to do. Alright, I'll try to get this section started, Cassi, I think
is taking a shower........maybe I'll check reviews first. No new reviews yet. Sorry, I
can't type tonight......have to go to church tomorrow, so it is about bed time. Okay,
it is Sunday night now.......and we are still not sure where to go. Cassi says that it
is obvious that we aren't going to get that far tonight.
For the record, I was not taking a shower. I was out in the kitchen talking to our mom.
She was upset at our Aunt again. But we won't go into that. Anyhow, we're still gathering
information for this chapter as we've had a few people who wish to join in the action....aside
of Becca. For the record, Rebs is Becca. Her full name is Rebecca. So we'll be writting her
out as Becca from now on. Since we call her Becca, it makes things less confusing.
The random insanity things are just thoughts that come into our twisted minds at any
given moment. We've only recently started to actually type them out. We can be having
a discussion at any time, but if something weird just pops into our heads, we just say it.
Speaking of which, I've always wondered. You know that big chair that they have at the
state fairs? The oversize one that people get their pictures taken in? What happens if some
one wets that chair? Do they clean it up before the next person comes? Do they replace
the chair? Or do they just put plastic on it? I think plastic would be a good idea, that way
if someone wets it, they can just change the plastic....oh yeah there was a story here. Sorry
my short attention span is acting up again. Back to the story.
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In OB, Mid was now holding the baby. "Aw, coochy coochy coo!" She cooed.
"She's a beautiful baby, yes, she IS!" Fiddles added.
Penny grinned. So far, she had had a large group of people in and out of the room, and
natually, they all had to hold the baby. She had been both surprised and pleased to see
Fiddles in the hospital.
Jonathan sat nearby, smiling the usual idiot smile that new fathers tend to get. He was
proud of the fact that he had, in fact managed to stay on his feet throughout the delivery,
although Penny had nearly broken his hand, squeezing it.
Suddenly, there was a green/gold streak from across the room. The small dragon had snuck
out of Mid's bag.
Mid looked up as he flashed by. "Sparkles! How did you get in here?" She demanded.
MacGyver stared at it. "Kind of cute." He mused.
Mid handed him the baby, and marched over to the corner where the dragon had perched on
an IV stand. "Come on! Back in the bag." She called.
The small dragon simply shook its head and, in a flash of color, darted out of the room.
"Hey!!! Come back here!" Mid cried, running after him. "Sparkles, this is not funny!!!"
Her voice faded as she got farther away.
"You know, somehow, that didn't seem as weird as it should have." Jonathan remarked.
Glory shrugged. "Didn't seem weird to me anyway." She confessed. "But then, I come
from a hell demension."
"Hey, Glory!" Susan called as she entered the room. "We need to move the base!"
Glory frowned. "What's going on?" She asked.
"Dave and Luka just escaped with Jing-Mei." Susan informed her. "I couldn't see them, so
I had to get out of the room."
"You couldn't see them?" Penny asked with raised eyebrows.
Susan sighed. "Dave found out his talent is invisibility." She answered. "Now they could
be anywhere."
"Don't know about Dave, but I found Romano and Corday." Shirley spoke up from the
doorway. "Shadow and I were spying and we saw them get caught by Weaver's girlfriend."
"Lovely." Susan murmured. "Anything else?"
"They were throwing food in the lounge at Weaver and Anspaugh." Shirley replied.
"Because Romano came out covered in it. From the look of things, they had a foodfight."
Susan made a face. "Okay, we have to move the base, because the hostages escaped,
so what's your opinion?"
Shirley frowned. "What about the morgue?" She asked. "Obviously, after Jonathan
ZombieMaster was through, there isn't any more dead people there."
"Good idea." Susan responded. "Tell Abby....um, is she Abby again yet?"
"Yeah, I think so." Shirley answered. "I'll let the others know."
"You coming?" Susan asked Glory.
Glory smiled. "I may in a little while." She answered. "I'll stay here with Penny for the
moment."
"Oh, I'll be fine." Penny assured her. "Go ahead and play! Jonathan's here with me."
"You sure?" Glory asked.
Penny nodded. "Yeah, we could probably use some alone time."
Glory looked at all the people in the room. "Did you want me to throw all these people out?"
She asked.
Penny grinned. "Nah, I can handle it." She answered.
"Okay everyone! You heard the damsel, yes you did! Everyone out of the room, right now,
yup, right away. You have to leave now, all out, everyone gone! No more people in the
room, the damsel wants to sleep now, yes she does! Everyone out now..." Fiddles put in.
"Or Fiddles can handle it." Penny concluded, laughing.
Glory laughed. "Give me a holler if you need anything!" She told her, as she followed
Susan out of the room.
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In the lobby, behind the desk, Romano and Elizabeth were getting bored. The parrot had
eaten the bug, and teaching the bird new phrases had gotten boring as well....even though
they had been able to get it to ask Donald when his baby was due. That had prompted
several fits of laughter, but the laughter was shortlived as Donald had threatened to shoot
the parrot.
They had no idea if Dave was still in the room or not, but with Sandy watching them like a
hawk, they couldn't exactly escape too easily.
Romano looked over at Lizzie, who was staring at the ceiling, and muttering under her breath.
He looked up, trying to figure out what she was looking at, but found nothing of interest.
"Don't you people have something to do?" He asked Sandy.
"Yes." She replied, not looking up from her book. "I'm watching you."
Romano made a face.
"You shouldn't do that." Sandy retorted, bluntly. "Your face could freeze that way."
"I have to go to the bathroom." Romano spoke up, trying again.
Sandy eyed him. "Okay, I'll tell Anspaugh so he can go with you." She replied, with an
evil grin.
"I don't have to go THAT bad." Robert responded, doing the Wolvie pout.
"Glad to hear it." Sandy told him.
"Can we get up now?" Elizabeth asked, when she had grown bored of staring at the ceiling.
"No!" Frank, Weaver, Benton, and Sandy snapped at once.
"It was all Robert's fault!" Elizabeth protested, looking innocent. "I didn't do anything at
all!"
Romano stared at her in disbelief.
"Except set the OR on fire." Weaver reminded her.
Elizabeth looked down, mimicking Romano's pout. "This is your fault." She muttered.
"MY fault?!" Romano shot out. "You were the one who wanted to soak Babcock, AND you
were the one who told Ardeth to change him into a gerbil!"
"I did NOT!" She argued. "I said to change him into something small, so we could get
away!"
"Both of you SHUT UP!" Sandy cried. "I don't care who did what! You're not getting up
and that's FINAL!"
Both kids stuck their lips out, and continued pouting.
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From the corner, Dave watched with interest. He wanted to help them out, but he couldn't
do anything with Sandy sitting so close. Even if he could change them invisible, she was
close enough to grab at least one of them before they could escape.
He sighed and headed back toward the base. He would have to figure another way to get
them loose.
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Cassi stood, watching from curtain 1. She was not very happy that her assistant was stuck
sitting in a chair....mainly because it was more fun watching him tear around the hospital.
Sighing, she walked out, heading toward the main desk. "Hey peoples." She spoke up.
"Bored yet?"
"Yes." Answered Romano and Elizabeth at the same time.
"They're not getting up, so don't even ask." Sandy retorted.
Cassi frowned. "I thought I was the Chief of Staff here." She responded. "That's my
Assistant, and I say he can get up."
"I say if he does, I'm turning him over my knee." Sandy answered.
Weaver bit her lip. "Maybe you should let him go now." She told Sandy.
"Not a chance." Sandy insisted. "He stays put."
Cassi's face turned to a glare. "Rob? Do you have your toys?" She asked.
"She took my gun." Romano answered. "However....." He pulled out his lightsaber, that
Sandy had overlooked, thinking it was a flashlight. "I have this."
Elizabeth stared at him. "You've had that the entire time, and you didn't use it?" She
demanded.
Romano gave a guilty look. "I had my reasons." He told her, igniting the lightsaber.
Sandy jerked back to prevent herself from losing an arm....pardon the pun. "Woah!" She
exclaimed, knocking her chair over.
"Can we get up now?" Romano asked, sweetly, holding the lightsaber level in front of him.
Sandy cautiously stood back. "And what would you do if you did get away?" She asked.
Romano shrugged. "Exactly what we've been doing all day." He answered, honestly.
"And what is that?" Sandy asked, inching closer.
Romano was not fooled for a second. "That's close enough." He told her.
Before they could go very far, they were interrupted by the main intercom.....which had
obviously been taken over. Through the speakers they heard music...er if you really wanna
call it that. It was Mark Lowry's "Hyperactivity."
"What the--" Sandy turned to look at the speakers.
The second she turned, the two small surgeons looked at one another, before bolting away
from the desk, and around the corner. They were out of sight before she could come after
them.
Weaver groaned, and leaned against the desk. "Well, that was some distraction." She
muttered.
Sandy looked in the direction the kids had gone, and sighed. "What the hell is that noise?"
She demanded.
Cassi grinned innocently. "A song."
"Says who?" Benton asked, covering his ears.
"Mark Lowry." Cassi answered, honestly. "I like it."
"Why am I not surprised?" Anspaugh asked, swallowing more Aspirin.
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Lyrics to "Hyperactivity" By Martha Bolton and Mark Lowry
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Voice over: Just won't stop singin' in my head!!!
Diagnosed as hyper from the day I was born.
Been drivin' people crazy ever since that morn!
When the doctor held me up, he gave me a slap.
I reached around my mama and I slapped him back!
Chorus:
They might tame the wind
They might calm the sea,
but they'll never harness my energy.
I'm the poster boy for hyperactivity.
It's not my fault, the world's not keeping up with me!
Voice over: No, oh no, can't do that!
Knew that I was different from the rest of my peers
cause none of them were swingin' from the chandeliers!
I never got a star for being good in class!
Outlived my teachers, that's how I passed!
Chorus
voice over: What I wanna know now is what we're gonna do.
A hyperactive kid can be hard to control,
but you gotta admit life is never dull!
I spend my days just cutting up and pulling pranks.
I save the world from bordum and I get no thanks!
Churus
It's not my fault! Voice over: No, oh no, can't do that.
It's not my fault! Voice over: (screaming) Oh NOOOO!!!!
It's NOT my fault the world's not keeping up with me!!
Voice over: Now, have you heard it backwards?
--This is the ultimate spoofauthor song! For reference, it can be found on Mark Lowry's
album, "Remotely Controlled", which we're working on copying for you, Becca!
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Speaking of which, Cassi is listening to the album while typing, so forgive me if this comes
out weird. It's difficult to type a story while Mark is giving his discriptions of eating food.
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Meanwhile, upstairs, Carter, Ardeth, Sven, Creepy, Emmy, and Becca were playing around
with the intercom system. *obviously*
"We can play the whole album if you want." Sven suggested.
Carter and Ardeth were listening with eager faces.
"Can you copy this for me?" Carter asked, laughing.
"ME too!" Becca and Emmy cried at the same time.
"Vell, after an hour or so of zhis, zhey'll either be insane or hysterical.....or both." Creepy
spoke up, laughing.
"He has videos, too." Sven told them.
"That's it. I'm going to the music store when I grow back up." Carter stated, grinning.
"What is going on here?" Janet Coburn spoke up from the doorway.
"Nothing." They all replied, innocently.
"I think you should turn that crap off." Coburn told them.
"It's not crap." Emmy protested. "He's a good Christian."
"I don't care WHO he is!" Coburn remarked. "Turn it off now!"
Ardeth looked up with an evil grin. "I don't think you want to say that." He warned her.
"I don't care what you think." She answered, coming toward the...um...children.
"Ardeth?" Sven spoke up. "No more hampster balls."
Ardeth shrugged. "Okay." He replied, and gave Janet a bored look. In less than a second,
Janet was a skunk.
The kids jumped back instantly.
"AHHH!!!!" Emmy exclaimed, leaping onto the counter.
Sven shrugged. "Well, at least it ain't a guinea pig." She remarked, sending Emmy and
Becca an evil look.
"WHERE'S a GUINEA PIG!?!?" Becca cried, joining Emmy on the counter.
"Nose clips, anyone?" Carter asked, passing them out.
Ardeth took his. "Okay, perhaps that wasn't a good choice." He admitted.
"Ve need to get out of here, but zhere's too many of you to bamf." Creepy told them.
"She's blocking the door." Sven remarked, clipping her nose.
Before they could start to argue about it, they were intrrupted by a familiar voice.
"Vhere are you, my leetle one?" Called Pepe le Pew.
Carter brightened. "She's in here!" He answered.
Janet looked up, alarmed, and turned just as Pepe appeared in the doorway.
Pepe gave a suave grin. "Hello, baby." He spoke up. Then rushed over to her, grabbing
her and smothering her with kisses. "I love you my dahleeng." *kiss kiss kiss* "Now ve
can make beautiful musics together.." *kiss kiss kiss* "You are so beautiful, and I vant
you so much..." *kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss*
Janet, who had managed to squirm away from the skunk, bolted away down the hallway.
Pepe stood for a moment. "Ahhh, she wants me to prove my love by going after her!"
He mused, sighing. "What a flirt!" With this, he bounced off after her.
The people in the room looked at each other for a second, then burst out laughing.
"Now THAT was hysterical!" Carter cried, rolling on the floor.
"Okay, we can leave the tape playing in here, but we'd better get out of here now before
someone else catches us." Sven spoke up after the laughter had settled down.
"But what if they try to stop it?" Emmy asked.
Sven grinned. "They can't stop it." She announced. "We're the evilauthors and we are
unstoppable!"
"Okay, let's go." Carter answered, wiping the tears off his face.
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End part 24
Okay, I apologize for the lack of different characters in this. It's difficult to make a section
with as many people as we have. We're trying to get others in, but there are main characters
in this and Romano and Carter are two of them. What can we say? This is being written
by a Carter fan and a Romano fan. About Dave....well, to be perfectly honest, we're not
that big on the whole Dave in bondage thing. His talent keeps him from being a hostage
too often, and really neither of us like him much. Sure, we didn't like them axing him, and
we think he should have ended up with Jing Mei. We're trying to get more of him into the
spoof, and really we think he'd be funnier loose, as invisible, he can cream anyone he wants
with water balloons etc....Again, it's the bondage thing. Our older sisters are really heavy
into this, but frankly, we don't really do it well....unless it's a complete joke, like throwing
things at them. We just have a problem with being serious.
Like I said, we're working on it. Also, we need more ideas~! The Mark Lowry thing came
on spur of the moment. We have several of his albums and love his work. We don't own
it and we're not making any money off it.
Sorry for cutting this off too quick here, but I'm not sure where to go next, and we have to
think about it....hope you liked! Again, sorry for the lack of Dave, amongst other characters.
We haven't seen Malik, Pratt, the nurses, Gallant, etc for a few chaps, either.
about to rescue Romano and Lizzie from the Nazi Dyke and her girlfriend Sandy. Oh yes,
the girls were moving their base and Emmy and Rebs are playing both sides.......Yes, they
suckered Carter, so did I! Hey, face it Carter is easy to sucker. Speaking of Carter was he
in the last section? Let me check.........yes he was, he hit Kovac with an egg. I should have
known that, I was there. They are probably getting Jing-Mei to their base......and YES
Kovac is going to throw ketchup balloons at her. Sorry got distracted, we've been
watching some ER tapes that I taped a long time ago. First and Second season...yes
poor Cassi, no Romano. However, after nearly falling out of the chair laughing, the
Authors have decided to let Romano watch this tape..........like were Doug and Susan
were making fun of Kerry and she walked in on it...........and a few other really funny
things. I think we are missing another tape. Anyway, story I know.....sorry I've had
a REALLY bad toothache and am currently on painkillers.....hmmm we forgot to get
to Mid going to see the baby. By the way, any of you who really want to come into
the story, just email us. You're welcome..any of you. As I said, send us an Email and
tell us what you want to do. Alright, I'll try to get this section started, Cassi, I think
is taking a shower........maybe I'll check reviews first. No new reviews yet. Sorry, I
can't type tonight......have to go to church tomorrow, so it is about bed time. Okay,
it is Sunday night now.......and we are still not sure where to go. Cassi says that it
is obvious that we aren't going to get that far tonight.
For the record, I was not taking a shower. I was out in the kitchen talking to our mom.
She was upset at our Aunt again. But we won't go into that. Anyhow, we're still gathering
information for this chapter as we've had a few people who wish to join in the action....aside
of Becca. For the record, Rebs is Becca. Her full name is Rebecca. So we'll be writting her
out as Becca from now on. Since we call her Becca, it makes things less confusing.
The random insanity things are just thoughts that come into our twisted minds at any
given moment. We've only recently started to actually type them out. We can be having
a discussion at any time, but if something weird just pops into our heads, we just say it.
Speaking of which, I've always wondered. You know that big chair that they have at the
state fairs? The oversize one that people get their pictures taken in? What happens if some
one wets that chair? Do they clean it up before the next person comes? Do they replace
the chair? Or do they just put plastic on it? I think plastic would be a good idea, that way
if someone wets it, they can just change the plastic....oh yeah there was a story here. Sorry
my short attention span is acting up again. Back to the story.
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In OB, Mid was now holding the baby. "Aw, coochy coochy coo!" She cooed.
"She's a beautiful baby, yes, she IS!" Fiddles added.
Penny grinned. So far, she had had a large group of people in and out of the room, and
natually, they all had to hold the baby. She had been both surprised and pleased to see
Fiddles in the hospital.
Jonathan sat nearby, smiling the usual idiot smile that new fathers tend to get. He was
proud of the fact that he had, in fact managed to stay on his feet throughout the delivery,
although Penny had nearly broken his hand, squeezing it.
Suddenly, there was a green/gold streak from across the room. The small dragon had snuck
out of Mid's bag.
Mid looked up as he flashed by. "Sparkles! How did you get in here?" She demanded.
MacGyver stared at it. "Kind of cute." He mused.
Mid handed him the baby, and marched over to the corner where the dragon had perched on
an IV stand. "Come on! Back in the bag." She called.
The small dragon simply shook its head and, in a flash of color, darted out of the room.
"Hey!!! Come back here!" Mid cried, running after him. "Sparkles, this is not funny!!!"
Her voice faded as she got farther away.
"You know, somehow, that didn't seem as weird as it should have." Jonathan remarked.
Glory shrugged. "Didn't seem weird to me anyway." She confessed. "But then, I come
from a hell demension."
"Hey, Glory!" Susan called as she entered the room. "We need to move the base!"
Glory frowned. "What's going on?" She asked.
"Dave and Luka just escaped with Jing-Mei." Susan informed her. "I couldn't see them, so
I had to get out of the room."
"You couldn't see them?" Penny asked with raised eyebrows.
Susan sighed. "Dave found out his talent is invisibility." She answered. "Now they could
be anywhere."
"Don't know about Dave, but I found Romano and Corday." Shirley spoke up from the
doorway. "Shadow and I were spying and we saw them get caught by Weaver's girlfriend."
"Lovely." Susan murmured. "Anything else?"
"They were throwing food in the lounge at Weaver and Anspaugh." Shirley replied.
"Because Romano came out covered in it. From the look of things, they had a foodfight."
Susan made a face. "Okay, we have to move the base, because the hostages escaped,
so what's your opinion?"
Shirley frowned. "What about the morgue?" She asked. "Obviously, after Jonathan
ZombieMaster was through, there isn't any more dead people there."
"Good idea." Susan responded. "Tell Abby....um, is she Abby again yet?"
"Yeah, I think so." Shirley answered. "I'll let the others know."
"You coming?" Susan asked Glory.
Glory smiled. "I may in a little while." She answered. "I'll stay here with Penny for the
moment."
"Oh, I'll be fine." Penny assured her. "Go ahead and play! Jonathan's here with me."
"You sure?" Glory asked.
Penny nodded. "Yeah, we could probably use some alone time."
Glory looked at all the people in the room. "Did you want me to throw all these people out?"
She asked.
Penny grinned. "Nah, I can handle it." She answered.
"Okay everyone! You heard the damsel, yes you did! Everyone out of the room, right now,
yup, right away. You have to leave now, all out, everyone gone! No more people in the
room, the damsel wants to sleep now, yes she does! Everyone out now..." Fiddles put in.
"Or Fiddles can handle it." Penny concluded, laughing.
Glory laughed. "Give me a holler if you need anything!" She told her, as she followed
Susan out of the room.
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In the lobby, behind the desk, Romano and Elizabeth were getting bored. The parrot had
eaten the bug, and teaching the bird new phrases had gotten boring as well....even though
they had been able to get it to ask Donald when his baby was due. That had prompted
several fits of laughter, but the laughter was shortlived as Donald had threatened to shoot
the parrot.
They had no idea if Dave was still in the room or not, but with Sandy watching them like a
hawk, they couldn't exactly escape too easily.
Romano looked over at Lizzie, who was staring at the ceiling, and muttering under her breath.
He looked up, trying to figure out what she was looking at, but found nothing of interest.
"Don't you people have something to do?" He asked Sandy.
"Yes." She replied, not looking up from her book. "I'm watching you."
Romano made a face.
"You shouldn't do that." Sandy retorted, bluntly. "Your face could freeze that way."
"I have to go to the bathroom." Romano spoke up, trying again.
Sandy eyed him. "Okay, I'll tell Anspaugh so he can go with you." She replied, with an
evil grin.
"I don't have to go THAT bad." Robert responded, doing the Wolvie pout.
"Glad to hear it." Sandy told him.
"Can we get up now?" Elizabeth asked, when she had grown bored of staring at the ceiling.
"No!" Frank, Weaver, Benton, and Sandy snapped at once.
"It was all Robert's fault!" Elizabeth protested, looking innocent. "I didn't do anything at
all!"
Romano stared at her in disbelief.
"Except set the OR on fire." Weaver reminded her.
Elizabeth looked down, mimicking Romano's pout. "This is your fault." She muttered.
"MY fault?!" Romano shot out. "You were the one who wanted to soak Babcock, AND you
were the one who told Ardeth to change him into a gerbil!"
"I did NOT!" She argued. "I said to change him into something small, so we could get
away!"
"Both of you SHUT UP!" Sandy cried. "I don't care who did what! You're not getting up
and that's FINAL!"
Both kids stuck their lips out, and continued pouting.
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From the corner, Dave watched with interest. He wanted to help them out, but he couldn't
do anything with Sandy sitting so close. Even if he could change them invisible, she was
close enough to grab at least one of them before they could escape.
He sighed and headed back toward the base. He would have to figure another way to get
them loose.
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Cassi stood, watching from curtain 1. She was not very happy that her assistant was stuck
sitting in a chair....mainly because it was more fun watching him tear around the hospital.
Sighing, she walked out, heading toward the main desk. "Hey peoples." She spoke up.
"Bored yet?"
"Yes." Answered Romano and Elizabeth at the same time.
"They're not getting up, so don't even ask." Sandy retorted.
Cassi frowned. "I thought I was the Chief of Staff here." She responded. "That's my
Assistant, and I say he can get up."
"I say if he does, I'm turning him over my knee." Sandy answered.
Weaver bit her lip. "Maybe you should let him go now." She told Sandy.
"Not a chance." Sandy insisted. "He stays put."
Cassi's face turned to a glare. "Rob? Do you have your toys?" She asked.
"She took my gun." Romano answered. "However....." He pulled out his lightsaber, that
Sandy had overlooked, thinking it was a flashlight. "I have this."
Elizabeth stared at him. "You've had that the entire time, and you didn't use it?" She
demanded.
Romano gave a guilty look. "I had my reasons." He told her, igniting the lightsaber.
Sandy jerked back to prevent herself from losing an arm....pardon the pun. "Woah!" She
exclaimed, knocking her chair over.
"Can we get up now?" Romano asked, sweetly, holding the lightsaber level in front of him.
Sandy cautiously stood back. "And what would you do if you did get away?" She asked.
Romano shrugged. "Exactly what we've been doing all day." He answered, honestly.
"And what is that?" Sandy asked, inching closer.
Romano was not fooled for a second. "That's close enough." He told her.
Before they could go very far, they were interrupted by the main intercom.....which had
obviously been taken over. Through the speakers they heard music...er if you really wanna
call it that. It was Mark Lowry's "Hyperactivity."
"What the--" Sandy turned to look at the speakers.
The second she turned, the two small surgeons looked at one another, before bolting away
from the desk, and around the corner. They were out of sight before she could come after
them.
Weaver groaned, and leaned against the desk. "Well, that was some distraction." She
muttered.
Sandy looked in the direction the kids had gone, and sighed. "What the hell is that noise?"
She demanded.
Cassi grinned innocently. "A song."
"Says who?" Benton asked, covering his ears.
"Mark Lowry." Cassi answered, honestly. "I like it."
"Why am I not surprised?" Anspaugh asked, swallowing more Aspirin.
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Lyrics to "Hyperactivity" By Martha Bolton and Mark Lowry
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Voice over: Just won't stop singin' in my head!!!
Diagnosed as hyper from the day I was born.
Been drivin' people crazy ever since that morn!
When the doctor held me up, he gave me a slap.
I reached around my mama and I slapped him back!
Chorus:
They might tame the wind
They might calm the sea,
but they'll never harness my energy.
I'm the poster boy for hyperactivity.
It's not my fault, the world's not keeping up with me!
Voice over: No, oh no, can't do that!
Knew that I was different from the rest of my peers
cause none of them were swingin' from the chandeliers!
I never got a star for being good in class!
Outlived my teachers, that's how I passed!
Chorus
voice over: What I wanna know now is what we're gonna do.
A hyperactive kid can be hard to control,
but you gotta admit life is never dull!
I spend my days just cutting up and pulling pranks.
I save the world from bordum and I get no thanks!
Churus
It's not my fault! Voice over: No, oh no, can't do that.
It's not my fault! Voice over: (screaming) Oh NOOOO!!!!
It's NOT my fault the world's not keeping up with me!!
Voice over: Now, have you heard it backwards?
--This is the ultimate spoofauthor song! For reference, it can be found on Mark Lowry's
album, "Remotely Controlled", which we're working on copying for you, Becca!
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Speaking of which, Cassi is listening to the album while typing, so forgive me if this comes
out weird. It's difficult to type a story while Mark is giving his discriptions of eating food.
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Meanwhile, upstairs, Carter, Ardeth, Sven, Creepy, Emmy, and Becca were playing around
with the intercom system. *obviously*
"We can play the whole album if you want." Sven suggested.
Carter and Ardeth were listening with eager faces.
"Can you copy this for me?" Carter asked, laughing.
"ME too!" Becca and Emmy cried at the same time.
"Vell, after an hour or so of zhis, zhey'll either be insane or hysterical.....or both." Creepy
spoke up, laughing.
"He has videos, too." Sven told them.
"That's it. I'm going to the music store when I grow back up." Carter stated, grinning.
"What is going on here?" Janet Coburn spoke up from the doorway.
"Nothing." They all replied, innocently.
"I think you should turn that crap off." Coburn told them.
"It's not crap." Emmy protested. "He's a good Christian."
"I don't care WHO he is!" Coburn remarked. "Turn it off now!"
Ardeth looked up with an evil grin. "I don't think you want to say that." He warned her.
"I don't care what you think." She answered, coming toward the...um...children.
"Ardeth?" Sven spoke up. "No more hampster balls."
Ardeth shrugged. "Okay." He replied, and gave Janet a bored look. In less than a second,
Janet was a skunk.
The kids jumped back instantly.
"AHHH!!!!" Emmy exclaimed, leaping onto the counter.
Sven shrugged. "Well, at least it ain't a guinea pig." She remarked, sending Emmy and
Becca an evil look.
"WHERE'S a GUINEA PIG!?!?" Becca cried, joining Emmy on the counter.
"Nose clips, anyone?" Carter asked, passing them out.
Ardeth took his. "Okay, perhaps that wasn't a good choice." He admitted.
"Ve need to get out of here, but zhere's too many of you to bamf." Creepy told them.
"She's blocking the door." Sven remarked, clipping her nose.
Before they could start to argue about it, they were intrrupted by a familiar voice.
"Vhere are you, my leetle one?" Called Pepe le Pew.
Carter brightened. "She's in here!" He answered.
Janet looked up, alarmed, and turned just as Pepe appeared in the doorway.
Pepe gave a suave grin. "Hello, baby." He spoke up. Then rushed over to her, grabbing
her and smothering her with kisses. "I love you my dahleeng." *kiss kiss kiss* "Now ve
can make beautiful musics together.." *kiss kiss kiss* "You are so beautiful, and I vant
you so much..." *kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss*
Janet, who had managed to squirm away from the skunk, bolted away down the hallway.
Pepe stood for a moment. "Ahhh, she wants me to prove my love by going after her!"
He mused, sighing. "What a flirt!" With this, he bounced off after her.
The people in the room looked at each other for a second, then burst out laughing.
"Now THAT was hysterical!" Carter cried, rolling on the floor.
"Okay, we can leave the tape playing in here, but we'd better get out of here now before
someone else catches us." Sven spoke up after the laughter had settled down.
"But what if they try to stop it?" Emmy asked.
Sven grinned. "They can't stop it." She announced. "We're the evilauthors and we are
unstoppable!"
"Okay, let's go." Carter answered, wiping the tears off his face.
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End part 24
Okay, I apologize for the lack of different characters in this. It's difficult to make a section
with as many people as we have. We're trying to get others in, but there are main characters
in this and Romano and Carter are two of them. What can we say? This is being written
by a Carter fan and a Romano fan. About Dave....well, to be perfectly honest, we're not
that big on the whole Dave in bondage thing. His talent keeps him from being a hostage
too often, and really neither of us like him much. Sure, we didn't like them axing him, and
we think he should have ended up with Jing Mei. We're trying to get more of him into the
spoof, and really we think he'd be funnier loose, as invisible, he can cream anyone he wants
with water balloons etc....Again, it's the bondage thing. Our older sisters are really heavy
into this, but frankly, we don't really do it well....unless it's a complete joke, like throwing
things at them. We just have a problem with being serious.
Like I said, we're working on it. Also, we need more ideas~! The Mark Lowry thing came
on spur of the moment. We have several of his albums and love his work. We don't own
it and we're not making any money off it.
Sorry for cutting this off too quick here, but I'm not sure where to go next, and we have to
think about it....hope you liked! Again, sorry for the lack of Dave, amongst other characters.
We haven't seen Malik, Pratt, the nurses, Gallant, etc for a few chaps, either.