Part 27....still going. And very tired at this point. As you've already seen, we're starting to wind
down. I'm afraid the fun is almost finished. But there are a few surprises to come, and Romano
and Lizzie are about finished with their mayhem....and are now about to grow back up and make
a little more trouble. You didn't actually think they were gonna just grow up and forget any fun,
did you? Wait and see.
Several days later, and we've been suffering Writers Block for this one. However, as you may
have noticed the next season of spoofs is now started. First was "US Psychos" by Sven, then
came "Forbidden Spoof: The Hunter" Part 5, By Cassi, then came "Jurassic Spoof III" By Cassi,
and soon to come out will be the first section of "Wild Wild Spoofed Mess", by Sven, and
after the next sections of "Forbidden", "Psychos", and "Jurassic III", will be the first section
of "A Spoof of Chameleon." By Sven. You have now caught up to us completely, as these are
the spoofs we're currently writting, although we are a ways ahead of the typed parts. I (Cassi)
am now almost finished with Forbidden Spoof. If you wish to look up some of our other stuff,
be my guest...as long as you review. Remember, people: if you don't review, you don't exist.
Ryanne....can you please email us? If you wish to be in the story, we need a couple details
from you...who you wanna hang around, torture, do you wanna be five..etc... You can get both
of us at mommydragon@earthlink.net This is our primary email address, and we always check
this one first. We both have separate addresses at yahoo, under "kat_jew" and "cassi_jew",
but those don't get checked as often, except for Sven's reviews.
Okay, about this story.....um....I don't think my pill kicked in yet. Today, it's raining and I just
changed all the catboxes in the house....okay, not all, but mine and the 6 that don't belong to
someone. That equals 8 altogether in case you're wondering. However, when I get my new
room, I'll have 4 of my own. 1 in my room, 1 on the landing, 1in mine and Sven's office, and 1
on the screened in porch. ^_^ Doesn't that sound wonderful? We can't wait. Anyways, I'm off
the subject. My shoulder hurts and the muscle relaxor hasn't started working yet. I'm going
back to Jurassic III for a short while, then I'll get back to this one when the pill kicks in.
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Okay, now that I've just finishing a plane crash...in Jurassic, not Psychos, although Gerard had
to go through both crashes...hehe...Anyhow, I'll try to think up a little something. **Cassi
looks around, dazed...pill kick in now....Cassi happy....now if only my shoulder would stop
hurting....oh wait..they tell you never to type if you're having spasms in your arm and shoulder
Lucky for you people, I never was too good at following orders when someone tells me not to
do something. No offense, Dr. Carney, but it really was the catboxes that screwed up my
shoulder today.....REALLY!
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In the lobby, the soccer game was getting boring. Carter was now examining the ball. "Um....
guys? I think he's dead." He announced.
"Dead?!" Deb demanded. "But we weren't done with him yet! Wake him back up!"
"Let me see it." Peter ordered.
Carter walked over and handed him the ball.
Benton examined the gerbil inside. The small creature was not moving, and didn't appear to
be breathing either. "I think Carter's right." He told them.
"Oops." Donovan retorted. "Oh well, I guess the cats can have it back now."
Oscar, Pounce and Tumble made faces. "We don't want it if it's dead!" Pounce spat out. "It
doesn't squeak anymore!"
"Yeah!" Oscar and Tumble agreed.
"Come on, guys, let's find a new toy." Pounce suggested, walking out of the room.
The other two cats followed, grumbling about how the lousy humans should get their own toys
to break.
"Now what do we do?" Kekelina asked.
"I don't know." Ardeth answered. "Where did Cassi and Sven go?"
"Did they leave?" Deb asked, looking around.
"They said something about going up to the surgical locker rooms to see what they could get
the furniture to talk about." Sandy informed them.
Frank (desk clerk) rolled his eyes. "Let's hope they don't come back." He muttered.
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Langly, Byers, Jimmy and Doug serveyed the mess of the ER as they entered.
"Wow, looks like we missed one heck of a party." Jimmy remarked, staring.
"Nah, not really." Carter told them, walking over with Ardeth, Kekelina, Becca, and Emmy.
"We were just messing around."
"Who's she?" Byers asked, pointing at Kekelina.
"This is Kekelina." Carter answered, grinning. "We were dancing on the gurney. She's one of
the readers and an Author and a fan of me!"
Langly rolled his eyes. "Why am I not surprised?"
"What's going on?" Ardeth asked, eyeing them.
Byers grinned. "Langly found his talent!" He announced. "He can talk to computers with his
mind!"
"He hacked into the main system to the hospital." Jimmy added.
"Really?" Carter replied, with a grin. "So what did you get into?"
"Cameras mostly." Langly answered. "We didn't find the girls though. There's a bunch of
cameras not working and we think Yves might have tampered with them."
"I think they've got a few plans for us." Doug informed him. "You guys should be more
careful. They can find you easy here, and who knows what they know already."
Ardeth nodded. "He's right." He agreed. "The probably already know where we are."
"That doesn't mean they know where the base is." Dave spoke up, appearing beside Ardeth.
"Woah." Byers shot out, jumping back. "That's a little weird."
Dave grinned. "Yeah, but I like it!" He retorted. "It's pretty fun!"
"I don't suppose you know where they are?" Carter asked, raising an eyebrow.
Dave sighed. "No, not really." He confessed. "I came across a few here and there, but they
weren't talking about that. Mostly it was that they were looking for our base so they could get
Mysti and Jing Mei.....speaking of which, I better get back there. Luka wasn't talking about
very nice things. He was wanting to mistreat the hostages."
Ardeth frowned. "How?" He asked.
"Throw things at them and stuff." Dave answered, shrugging. "But the girls didn't do that to
us when they had us, so it just didn't seem right."
"And you have a thing for Jing Mei anyway." Carter added, knowingly.
"Well, yeah." Dave admitted. "I think she's really hot....well, she was a cute five year old, but I
like her better as an adult."
Doug burst out laughing. "Good luck, pal." He managed to say.
"You know she's been dating Pratt, don't you?" Carter told him.
Dave nodded. "So I've heard....but that doesn't mean I can't like her anyway."
Ardeth shook his head. "Well then you'd better get back to the base before she never speaks
to you again." He remarked, laughing.
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Meanwhile, in Romano's office, Robert and Elizabeth stood looking up at the wall where Sven
and Cassi had obviously been throwing darts.
"You know, the only thing that saves their lives right now, is that it was Weaver they were
throwing at." Romano spoke up.
Elizabeth grinned and eyed the picture. "Is that Babcock and Donald next to her?" She
wondered.
"I think so.....it's hard to tell with the horns and mustaches they put there." Romano remarked,
laughing. "From the look of it, though, I'm going to have trouble removing those holes in the
wall."
"Why can't you just snap your fingers?" Elizabeth pointed out.
Romano frowned. "Yeah, I suppose I could do that." He answered, nodding. "After I take a
few cracks at it myself. They seem to have left the darts."
Elizabeth shook her head. "True...and you know they'll be back for those." She admitted. "Soo,
we might as well take all the shots we can at them."
Robert grinned and looked down at the cup of coffee in his hands. "I guess to shoot darts, it
would help if we were a bit taller, wouldn't it?" He asked.
Elizabeth's grin faded. "True." She remarked.
"Hey, if you'd rather wait until later--" Romano began.
"No, if we're going to do it, we'd best do it now." Elizabeth told him. "There really isn't much
more we can destroy like this."
Romano nodded. "Hold this." He ordered, handing her his arm brace. "I have a feeling I may
need it in a few minutes."
Elizabeth took the brace, and chewed her lip, watching as he was about to drink the coffee.
"Robert, wait." She cut in, grabbing the cup.
"What, you just remembered something else we need to trash?" He asked, with an eyebrow
raised.
"Well....no....but, if I forget to tell you later...." She broke off, leaned over and kissed him. "I
had a really good time today."
Romano stared at her in disbelief a minute, then grinned. "So did I." He replied, taking a drink
of the coffee.
Elizabeth took the cup as he changed back. "Hmmm..." She mused. "You'd better enjoy this
while it lasts."
"And what's that?" He asked, looking down at her.
Elizabeth grinned. "It's the only time in all the years that we've know each other, that you're
taller than I am." She retorted, drinking the coffee.
"Damn." Romano muttered, in mock anger. "If I'd known that ahead of time, I would have made
it last longer."
Elizabeth laughed. "So now what?" She asked, as soon as she was an adult again.
Romano eyed the pictures on the wall. "Wanna throw darts before we go downstairs and
pretend we don't know what's happened?" He suggested.
She walked over to the wall, and pulled the darts out. "Why not?"
"Ladies first." Robert told her leaning on his desk.
As she threw the darts, creaming the pictures, Romano looked around his office. Cassi was not
very neat when it came to someone else's space, he mused. "I wonder if I have any candybars
left in here." He muttered.
"Doubtful." Elizabeth answered, hitting Babcock in the face with a dart. "You know how Cassi
is with food."
Romano frowned, picking up a Fruit by the Foot. "She left one of these." He spoke up.
"Are those any good?" Elizabeth asked, frowning.
Romano grinned. "Wanna find out?" He remarked. "I can share it."
"Sure." Elizabeth answered, holding out her hand. "It's your turn, by the way."
"Oh goody." Romano replied, accepting the darts from Elizabeth, while swapping her half of
the fruit roll.
"Oh....my....God." Elizabeth spoke up after she finished her half. "It's true."
"What?" Romano asked, polishing off his own.
"They ARE made of heroin." Elizabeth answered. "I wonder if she left any more."
"I think you're right." Robert agreed, creaming Kerry with a dart. "Check the food cart."
Elizabeth sifted through the cart, then switched to Romano's drawers. "I'm not finding any."
She told him shortly.
"Ugh, she did it on purpose." Romano moaned. "Where's the box?"
Elizabeth held up the empty green box. "Over here." She answered. "There's four empty
boxes under the shelf here."
Romano nodded. "I think I'm going to have to buy some." He told her, chewing his lip. "Your
turn."
Elizabeth snatched the darts from his outstretched right hand. "Hey, did you just hit Donald in
the groin?"
Romano grinned. "Yeah, I think so....but Cassi and Sven did it a few times before I did, I'm
sure." He answered, studying the ingredients list on the Fruit by the Foot box. "Hmmm, heroin
isn't one of the ingredients on the box, but then they wouldn't really put it there, anyway."
"No, I don't suppose they would." Elizabeth agreed, hitting Kerry between the eyes.
Romano sighed and looked down at his desk. He frowned when he saw his name written on
a piece of paper. "Lizzie?" He spoke up, reading the paper. "You gotta see this."
"What is it?" Elizabeth asked, noticing his strange look.
"I think it's a cast list." Romano answered, in awe. "Sweet Mary and Joseph, they're doing
'Spaceballs.'"
"What's that?" Elizabeth asked, taking the sheet.
"It's a Mel Brooks spoof movie of Star Wars." Romano explained.
Elizabeth's mouth dropped. "Robert? Does this mean you and I are supposed to be married?"
She asked, as she studied the casted roles.
Romano looked over her shoulder. "What? Where?" He demanded.
"It says you're the King and I'm the Queen." She informed him.
Romano frowned. "There wasn't a Queen in the movie." He told her. "The King's wife was
supposed to have been dead."
Elizabeth snorted. "Yes, and so was Carter's wife in the Fugitive spoof." She pointed out.
"Who is the other man you're playing? You're casted twice."
Romano examined the paper, and stared. "Um....okay, that's going to be a little weird. The
Sandurz guy is the one working with the bad guys....oh wonderful. Now I'm talking orders
from Carter."
"Who's Dark Helmet?" Elizabeth asked.
"Like Darth Vader...only with a bigger trashcan on his head. Carter should love that role." He
answered. "What I don't get is that Abby is Vespa. This is going to be the first time you'll see
the kidnapped princess run away with the bad guy."
Elizabeth frowned again. "Does that mean that not only are we married, but Abby is our
daughter?" She asked.
Romano considered it. "Uhh, yeah, I guess it does." He replied, nodding. "Boy we were
young parents."
Elizabeth burst out laughing. "I suppose so." She managed to say. "I wonder if they know
they left that in here."
Romano looked at the paper again. "I don't think so." He told her. "Cast sheets are usually
classified information....especially if it concerns the next spoofs."
"Do you think that's next?" Elizabeth asked.
"It's Sven's handwritting." Romano answered. "I guess that means it should follow Psychos."
"What do you suppose Cassi's going to do?" She asked.
Romano frowned. "She said something about a Zorro spoof, but I don't think she's sure." He
informed her. "I know the second Forbidden Spoof is due to begin as soon as we get back to
the set....and Cassi's taking on another Assistant, but I don't know who."
Elizabeth nodded. "I think perhaps I'll come back this time." She remarked, smiling. "To tell
you the truth, I kind of missed the place."
Romano nodded. "You can sit up with me!" He suggested, sounding hopefull. "You really
miss a lot when you're stuck in the med lab."
Elizabeth sighed. "I'll keep that in mind, Robert." She answered, after a moment.
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Random insanity question: If you plugged up your nose and mouth right before you sneezed,
would the sneeze go out your ears, or would your head explode?? Just curious. Anyhow,
back to the story.
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Dave walked up the stairs as fast he could, without making much noise. His talent was helpful,
but he still could get caught if he made too much noise. He hoped that Kovac hadn't started
throwing anything yet.
He stopped as he heard talking coming from down a hall. As he left the landing and entered
the hall to investigate. He saw Shadowkitty, Shirley, and Sugah talking. Dave grinned, evily.
They were talking about their base.
"Walking up all those stairs is killing me!" Shirley complained. "Why did we pick the fifth floor,
anyway?"
"Shh, you don't know who could be listening." Shadowkitty warned.
"It's too bad we don't have anyone with a talent like Dave's." Sugah complained.
Dave grinned. HIS talent was good, not dumb like Kovac's. Then he sighed, annoyed, realizing
that if he didn't make it to the boys base soon, Kovac would make a mess of poor Jing-Mei.
He backed up to the stairs and headed off towards the base. When he arrived, Jing-Mei and
MystiQ were completely covered in food. "LUKA!!" He growled, reappearing.
"What?" Kovac asked, turning.
"They don't deserve this! They didn't do it to us!" Dave yelled.
"You just don't want Jing-Mei mad at you. THIS is fun!!" Kovac shot back.
Dave scowled. "I'll show you FUN!" He retorted causing Kovac's pants to disappear, and
revealing that Kovac wears black underwear.**Did we really need to know that?**
Jing-Mei laughed. "I see London, I see France, I see Luka's underpants!" She sang out.
"Great, now I'm gonna have nightmares!" Carter stated as he, Ardeth, and Creepy entered.
"Now what is this about throwing food at hostages, and why wasn't I asked?"
"You were busy." Kovac retorted, as Dave changed Kovac's pants back to normal.
"By the way, Dave. You have green hair, thanks to Kovac." Jing-Mei put in.
"HEY!" Dave protested attacking Kovac.
"I think I'm going back down to the Lobby." Carter remarked.
Creepy nodded and bamfed himself, as well as Ardeth and Carter, back to the Lobby.
While Kovac and Dave are fighting, Wolvie and Snaggle resumed throwing food at Jing-Mei and
MystiQ.
Kovac punched Dave in the face, giving him a bloody nose.
At that moment, the base was suddenly attacked by Shirley, Sugah, and Shadowkitty.
Sugah threw a looped rope over Kovac, securring his arms to his sides. Shirley sprayed
something in Wolvie and Snaggle's direction, causing both to hit the floor, out cold. Dave used
his talent and vanished before Sugah could rope him.
Shadowkitty phazed Jing-Mei and MystiQ out of their ropes and the food.
"Thanks." Jing-Mei said, gratefully. "Dave, thanks for trying to stop Kovac."
"I wanna surrender." Dave told her. "I'm bored of the game. Can I work with you?"
"You're kidding, right?" Shirley asked in surprise.
"I'm getting a little bored of this. I really wasn't much on the whole "Cootie" thing when I
was younger." Dave admitted, and reappeared.
"You're a traitor!" Kovac retorted.
"Shut-up!" Jing-Mei shouted, slamming a ketchup balloon in Kovac's face. "Payback's a *beep*,
isn't it?"
Dave snickered, kicking Kovac in the shin. "You had it coming!" He shot back.
"You might want to clean that up." Jing-Mei replied, pointing at Dave's bloody nose.
"Yeah." Dave muttered, glaring at Kovac, who Jing-Mei had just gagged.
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END SECTION 27......this is getting long, but as you can see, we're almost finished with it! In the
next section, we're probably going to have the main confrontation between boys and girls, and
eventually, the others are going to have to change back as well.
For now, give us a few ideas, and please review!!!
down. I'm afraid the fun is almost finished. But there are a few surprises to come, and Romano
and Lizzie are about finished with their mayhem....and are now about to grow back up and make
a little more trouble. You didn't actually think they were gonna just grow up and forget any fun,
did you? Wait and see.
Several days later, and we've been suffering Writers Block for this one. However, as you may
have noticed the next season of spoofs is now started. First was "US Psychos" by Sven, then
came "Forbidden Spoof: The Hunter" Part 5, By Cassi, then came "Jurassic Spoof III" By Cassi,
and soon to come out will be the first section of "Wild Wild Spoofed Mess", by Sven, and
after the next sections of "Forbidden", "Psychos", and "Jurassic III", will be the first section
of "A Spoof of Chameleon." By Sven. You have now caught up to us completely, as these are
the spoofs we're currently writting, although we are a ways ahead of the typed parts. I (Cassi)
am now almost finished with Forbidden Spoof. If you wish to look up some of our other stuff,
be my guest...as long as you review. Remember, people: if you don't review, you don't exist.
Ryanne....can you please email us? If you wish to be in the story, we need a couple details
from you...who you wanna hang around, torture, do you wanna be five..etc... You can get both
of us at mommydragon@earthlink.net This is our primary email address, and we always check
this one first. We both have separate addresses at yahoo, under "kat_jew" and "cassi_jew",
but those don't get checked as often, except for Sven's reviews.
Okay, about this story.....um....I don't think my pill kicked in yet. Today, it's raining and I just
changed all the catboxes in the house....okay, not all, but mine and the 6 that don't belong to
someone. That equals 8 altogether in case you're wondering. However, when I get my new
room, I'll have 4 of my own. 1 in my room, 1 on the landing, 1in mine and Sven's office, and 1
on the screened in porch. ^_^ Doesn't that sound wonderful? We can't wait. Anyways, I'm off
the subject. My shoulder hurts and the muscle relaxor hasn't started working yet. I'm going
back to Jurassic III for a short while, then I'll get back to this one when the pill kicks in.
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Okay, now that I've just finishing a plane crash...in Jurassic, not Psychos, although Gerard had
to go through both crashes...hehe...Anyhow, I'll try to think up a little something. **Cassi
looks around, dazed...pill kick in now....Cassi happy....now if only my shoulder would stop
hurting....oh wait..they tell you never to type if you're having spasms in your arm and shoulder
Lucky for you people, I never was too good at following orders when someone tells me not to
do something. No offense, Dr. Carney, but it really was the catboxes that screwed up my
shoulder today.....REALLY!
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In the lobby, the soccer game was getting boring. Carter was now examining the ball. "Um....
guys? I think he's dead." He announced.
"Dead?!" Deb demanded. "But we weren't done with him yet! Wake him back up!"
"Let me see it." Peter ordered.
Carter walked over and handed him the ball.
Benton examined the gerbil inside. The small creature was not moving, and didn't appear to
be breathing either. "I think Carter's right." He told them.
"Oops." Donovan retorted. "Oh well, I guess the cats can have it back now."
Oscar, Pounce and Tumble made faces. "We don't want it if it's dead!" Pounce spat out. "It
doesn't squeak anymore!"
"Yeah!" Oscar and Tumble agreed.
"Come on, guys, let's find a new toy." Pounce suggested, walking out of the room.
The other two cats followed, grumbling about how the lousy humans should get their own toys
to break.
"Now what do we do?" Kekelina asked.
"I don't know." Ardeth answered. "Where did Cassi and Sven go?"
"Did they leave?" Deb asked, looking around.
"They said something about going up to the surgical locker rooms to see what they could get
the furniture to talk about." Sandy informed them.
Frank (desk clerk) rolled his eyes. "Let's hope they don't come back." He muttered.
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Langly, Byers, Jimmy and Doug serveyed the mess of the ER as they entered.
"Wow, looks like we missed one heck of a party." Jimmy remarked, staring.
"Nah, not really." Carter told them, walking over with Ardeth, Kekelina, Becca, and Emmy.
"We were just messing around."
"Who's she?" Byers asked, pointing at Kekelina.
"This is Kekelina." Carter answered, grinning. "We were dancing on the gurney. She's one of
the readers and an Author and a fan of me!"
Langly rolled his eyes. "Why am I not surprised?"
"What's going on?" Ardeth asked, eyeing them.
Byers grinned. "Langly found his talent!" He announced. "He can talk to computers with his
mind!"
"He hacked into the main system to the hospital." Jimmy added.
"Really?" Carter replied, with a grin. "So what did you get into?"
"Cameras mostly." Langly answered. "We didn't find the girls though. There's a bunch of
cameras not working and we think Yves might have tampered with them."
"I think they've got a few plans for us." Doug informed him. "You guys should be more
careful. They can find you easy here, and who knows what they know already."
Ardeth nodded. "He's right." He agreed. "The probably already know where we are."
"That doesn't mean they know where the base is." Dave spoke up, appearing beside Ardeth.
"Woah." Byers shot out, jumping back. "That's a little weird."
Dave grinned. "Yeah, but I like it!" He retorted. "It's pretty fun!"
"I don't suppose you know where they are?" Carter asked, raising an eyebrow.
Dave sighed. "No, not really." He confessed. "I came across a few here and there, but they
weren't talking about that. Mostly it was that they were looking for our base so they could get
Mysti and Jing Mei.....speaking of which, I better get back there. Luka wasn't talking about
very nice things. He was wanting to mistreat the hostages."
Ardeth frowned. "How?" He asked.
"Throw things at them and stuff." Dave answered, shrugging. "But the girls didn't do that to
us when they had us, so it just didn't seem right."
"And you have a thing for Jing Mei anyway." Carter added, knowingly.
"Well, yeah." Dave admitted. "I think she's really hot....well, she was a cute five year old, but I
like her better as an adult."
Doug burst out laughing. "Good luck, pal." He managed to say.
"You know she's been dating Pratt, don't you?" Carter told him.
Dave nodded. "So I've heard....but that doesn't mean I can't like her anyway."
Ardeth shook his head. "Well then you'd better get back to the base before she never speaks
to you again." He remarked, laughing.
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Meanwhile, in Romano's office, Robert and Elizabeth stood looking up at the wall where Sven
and Cassi had obviously been throwing darts.
"You know, the only thing that saves their lives right now, is that it was Weaver they were
throwing at." Romano spoke up.
Elizabeth grinned and eyed the picture. "Is that Babcock and Donald next to her?" She
wondered.
"I think so.....it's hard to tell with the horns and mustaches they put there." Romano remarked,
laughing. "From the look of it, though, I'm going to have trouble removing those holes in the
wall."
"Why can't you just snap your fingers?" Elizabeth pointed out.
Romano frowned. "Yeah, I suppose I could do that." He answered, nodding. "After I take a
few cracks at it myself. They seem to have left the darts."
Elizabeth shook her head. "True...and you know they'll be back for those." She admitted. "Soo,
we might as well take all the shots we can at them."
Robert grinned and looked down at the cup of coffee in his hands. "I guess to shoot darts, it
would help if we were a bit taller, wouldn't it?" He asked.
Elizabeth's grin faded. "True." She remarked.
"Hey, if you'd rather wait until later--" Romano began.
"No, if we're going to do it, we'd best do it now." Elizabeth told him. "There really isn't much
more we can destroy like this."
Romano nodded. "Hold this." He ordered, handing her his arm brace. "I have a feeling I may
need it in a few minutes."
Elizabeth took the brace, and chewed her lip, watching as he was about to drink the coffee.
"Robert, wait." She cut in, grabbing the cup.
"What, you just remembered something else we need to trash?" He asked, with an eyebrow
raised.
"Well....no....but, if I forget to tell you later...." She broke off, leaned over and kissed him. "I
had a really good time today."
Romano stared at her in disbelief a minute, then grinned. "So did I." He replied, taking a drink
of the coffee.
Elizabeth took the cup as he changed back. "Hmmm..." She mused. "You'd better enjoy this
while it lasts."
"And what's that?" He asked, looking down at her.
Elizabeth grinned. "It's the only time in all the years that we've know each other, that you're
taller than I am." She retorted, drinking the coffee.
"Damn." Romano muttered, in mock anger. "If I'd known that ahead of time, I would have made
it last longer."
Elizabeth laughed. "So now what?" She asked, as soon as she was an adult again.
Romano eyed the pictures on the wall. "Wanna throw darts before we go downstairs and
pretend we don't know what's happened?" He suggested.
She walked over to the wall, and pulled the darts out. "Why not?"
"Ladies first." Robert told her leaning on his desk.
As she threw the darts, creaming the pictures, Romano looked around his office. Cassi was not
very neat when it came to someone else's space, he mused. "I wonder if I have any candybars
left in here." He muttered.
"Doubtful." Elizabeth answered, hitting Babcock in the face with a dart. "You know how Cassi
is with food."
Romano frowned, picking up a Fruit by the Foot. "She left one of these." He spoke up.
"Are those any good?" Elizabeth asked, frowning.
Romano grinned. "Wanna find out?" He remarked. "I can share it."
"Sure." Elizabeth answered, holding out her hand. "It's your turn, by the way."
"Oh goody." Romano replied, accepting the darts from Elizabeth, while swapping her half of
the fruit roll.
"Oh....my....God." Elizabeth spoke up after she finished her half. "It's true."
"What?" Romano asked, polishing off his own.
"They ARE made of heroin." Elizabeth answered. "I wonder if she left any more."
"I think you're right." Robert agreed, creaming Kerry with a dart. "Check the food cart."
Elizabeth sifted through the cart, then switched to Romano's drawers. "I'm not finding any."
She told him shortly.
"Ugh, she did it on purpose." Romano moaned. "Where's the box?"
Elizabeth held up the empty green box. "Over here." She answered. "There's four empty
boxes under the shelf here."
Romano nodded. "I think I'm going to have to buy some." He told her, chewing his lip. "Your
turn."
Elizabeth snatched the darts from his outstretched right hand. "Hey, did you just hit Donald in
the groin?"
Romano grinned. "Yeah, I think so....but Cassi and Sven did it a few times before I did, I'm
sure." He answered, studying the ingredients list on the Fruit by the Foot box. "Hmmm, heroin
isn't one of the ingredients on the box, but then they wouldn't really put it there, anyway."
"No, I don't suppose they would." Elizabeth agreed, hitting Kerry between the eyes.
Romano sighed and looked down at his desk. He frowned when he saw his name written on
a piece of paper. "Lizzie?" He spoke up, reading the paper. "You gotta see this."
"What is it?" Elizabeth asked, noticing his strange look.
"I think it's a cast list." Romano answered, in awe. "Sweet Mary and Joseph, they're doing
'Spaceballs.'"
"What's that?" Elizabeth asked, taking the sheet.
"It's a Mel Brooks spoof movie of Star Wars." Romano explained.
Elizabeth's mouth dropped. "Robert? Does this mean you and I are supposed to be married?"
She asked, as she studied the casted roles.
Romano looked over her shoulder. "What? Where?" He demanded.
"It says you're the King and I'm the Queen." She informed him.
Romano frowned. "There wasn't a Queen in the movie." He told her. "The King's wife was
supposed to have been dead."
Elizabeth snorted. "Yes, and so was Carter's wife in the Fugitive spoof." She pointed out.
"Who is the other man you're playing? You're casted twice."
Romano examined the paper, and stared. "Um....okay, that's going to be a little weird. The
Sandurz guy is the one working with the bad guys....oh wonderful. Now I'm talking orders
from Carter."
"Who's Dark Helmet?" Elizabeth asked.
"Like Darth Vader...only with a bigger trashcan on his head. Carter should love that role." He
answered. "What I don't get is that Abby is Vespa. This is going to be the first time you'll see
the kidnapped princess run away with the bad guy."
Elizabeth frowned again. "Does that mean that not only are we married, but Abby is our
daughter?" She asked.
Romano considered it. "Uhh, yeah, I guess it does." He replied, nodding. "Boy we were
young parents."
Elizabeth burst out laughing. "I suppose so." She managed to say. "I wonder if they know
they left that in here."
Romano looked at the paper again. "I don't think so." He told her. "Cast sheets are usually
classified information....especially if it concerns the next spoofs."
"Do you think that's next?" Elizabeth asked.
"It's Sven's handwritting." Romano answered. "I guess that means it should follow Psychos."
"What do you suppose Cassi's going to do?" She asked.
Romano frowned. "She said something about a Zorro spoof, but I don't think she's sure." He
informed her. "I know the second Forbidden Spoof is due to begin as soon as we get back to
the set....and Cassi's taking on another Assistant, but I don't know who."
Elizabeth nodded. "I think perhaps I'll come back this time." She remarked, smiling. "To tell
you the truth, I kind of missed the place."
Romano nodded. "You can sit up with me!" He suggested, sounding hopefull. "You really
miss a lot when you're stuck in the med lab."
Elizabeth sighed. "I'll keep that in mind, Robert." She answered, after a moment.
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Random insanity question: If you plugged up your nose and mouth right before you sneezed,
would the sneeze go out your ears, or would your head explode?? Just curious. Anyhow,
back to the story.
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Dave walked up the stairs as fast he could, without making much noise. His talent was helpful,
but he still could get caught if he made too much noise. He hoped that Kovac hadn't started
throwing anything yet.
He stopped as he heard talking coming from down a hall. As he left the landing and entered
the hall to investigate. He saw Shadowkitty, Shirley, and Sugah talking. Dave grinned, evily.
They were talking about their base.
"Walking up all those stairs is killing me!" Shirley complained. "Why did we pick the fifth floor,
anyway?"
"Shh, you don't know who could be listening." Shadowkitty warned.
"It's too bad we don't have anyone with a talent like Dave's." Sugah complained.
Dave grinned. HIS talent was good, not dumb like Kovac's. Then he sighed, annoyed, realizing
that if he didn't make it to the boys base soon, Kovac would make a mess of poor Jing-Mei.
He backed up to the stairs and headed off towards the base. When he arrived, Jing-Mei and
MystiQ were completely covered in food. "LUKA!!" He growled, reappearing.
"What?" Kovac asked, turning.
"They don't deserve this! They didn't do it to us!" Dave yelled.
"You just don't want Jing-Mei mad at you. THIS is fun!!" Kovac shot back.
Dave scowled. "I'll show you FUN!" He retorted causing Kovac's pants to disappear, and
revealing that Kovac wears black underwear.**Did we really need to know that?**
Jing-Mei laughed. "I see London, I see France, I see Luka's underpants!" She sang out.
"Great, now I'm gonna have nightmares!" Carter stated as he, Ardeth, and Creepy entered.
"Now what is this about throwing food at hostages, and why wasn't I asked?"
"You were busy." Kovac retorted, as Dave changed Kovac's pants back to normal.
"By the way, Dave. You have green hair, thanks to Kovac." Jing-Mei put in.
"HEY!" Dave protested attacking Kovac.
"I think I'm going back down to the Lobby." Carter remarked.
Creepy nodded and bamfed himself, as well as Ardeth and Carter, back to the Lobby.
While Kovac and Dave are fighting, Wolvie and Snaggle resumed throwing food at Jing-Mei and
MystiQ.
Kovac punched Dave in the face, giving him a bloody nose.
At that moment, the base was suddenly attacked by Shirley, Sugah, and Shadowkitty.
Sugah threw a looped rope over Kovac, securring his arms to his sides. Shirley sprayed
something in Wolvie and Snaggle's direction, causing both to hit the floor, out cold. Dave used
his talent and vanished before Sugah could rope him.
Shadowkitty phazed Jing-Mei and MystiQ out of their ropes and the food.
"Thanks." Jing-Mei said, gratefully. "Dave, thanks for trying to stop Kovac."
"I wanna surrender." Dave told her. "I'm bored of the game. Can I work with you?"
"You're kidding, right?" Shirley asked in surprise.
"I'm getting a little bored of this. I really wasn't much on the whole "Cootie" thing when I
was younger." Dave admitted, and reappeared.
"You're a traitor!" Kovac retorted.
"Shut-up!" Jing-Mei shouted, slamming a ketchup balloon in Kovac's face. "Payback's a *beep*,
isn't it?"
Dave snickered, kicking Kovac in the shin. "You had it coming!" He shot back.
"You might want to clean that up." Jing-Mei replied, pointing at Dave's bloody nose.
"Yeah." Dave muttered, glaring at Kovac, who Jing-Mei had just gagged.
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END SECTION 27......this is getting long, but as you can see, we're almost finished with it! In the
next section, we're probably going to have the main confrontation between boys and girls, and
eventually, the others are going to have to change back as well.
For now, give us a few ideas, and please review!!!