Part 28...and it's still going. We're a bit distracted today. We got a review on one of our spoofs
that said we had NO PLOT!!! Can you imagine that?! Okay....um, anyways about Spaceballs....
*evil grins* Of COURSE it's for REAL! "Spacefreaks" will follow "US Psychos" in Sven's
spoofs. Coming up next for Cassi, is "Forbidden Spoof: The Chase", and.....hehehe (thanks
for the ideas um....was it Matt or Jimmy that suggested Ghostbusters? I can't remember. Any
ways, "Spoofbusters" will follow "Jurassic III." Forbidden 2 will go under "Books/LJSmith"
BUT both Spaceballs and Ghostbusters WILL be under ER. I'll leave the rest to your
imagination. About Carter....well, look at Dark Helmet. He's Rick Moranis! We need a little boy
like guy. Carter's perfect. Besides, Ardeth is the president. "President Ardeth SALUTE! HAIL
ARDETH!" hehehe, has a nice ring to it doesn't it? And King Romano? King Rob? Cute!^_^
Okay, that's right, we're writting a story......what to write. We need more ideas, people. We're
drawing blanks.
Several days later....a moment of silence for Mrs. M. Carter....her generous contributions to
get Carter out of doctoring and into acting have been greatly appreciated. We will miss her.
WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WE WANT GAMMA BACK!!!!!!!!!
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In the lobby, all were wondering what to do next, when the three children bamfed in. Creepy
ended up in Deb's arms with Carter and Ardeth on each side.
Deb looked down surprised. "Aww, they're so cute!" She exclaimed.
Donovan looked down. "Well, if it isn't my twin brother." He remarked, with a snicker. "Nice
to see you again so soon."
Ardeth looked up. "Ow." He muttered, standing up and rubbing his rear.
"Sorry, couldn't catch all of you." Deb apologized, laughing.
Kekelina grinned as she ran over. "So what do we do now?" She asked.
"How about we go back to being a normally functioning hospital?" Weaver cut in.
Carter made a face as if she had suggested something disgusting. "Normal?!" He spat out.
"That's no fun at all!"
"Look, this is STILL a hospital!" Weaver exploded. "It is NOT the spoofset!"
"Actually, there's where you're wrong, doll." A Japanese looking kid spoke up. "The spoof-
set is where ever the characters and the Authors are filming at....and they're filming all this."
"Jimmy's right, lady." Chris added, stepping up. "We've been filming it since it started."
"There's only cameras all over the place." Langly retorted. "Hell, we installed most of 'em!"
Weaver glared at them. "That may be, but this is still a hospital, and we need to be a little
more SERIOUS about it!"
"No offense, but you don't seem to have many patients, do you?" Hannibal Lecter asked,
walking over. "You have had no patients that we haven't provided oursleves.....Ms. Parker-
Carnahan included."
"By the way, did anyone get the news of what she had?" Sara called out from the doorway.
"We have a bet going!"
Lecter smiled. "It's a girl." He announced.
"I WIN!!!!" Sara cried, triumphantly. "I knew it was a girl! See, Nicky? I TOLD you so!"
Nick shook his head. "Women." He muttered, handing her a wad of cash.
Before she could finish celebrating her victory, the remainder of Security came hopping into
the main lobby.
Sara's eyes widened in sheer horror. "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed at the
top of her lungs. "NICKY, THE SLIMEYS ARE BACK!!!!! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!!"
"Ugh, geez, and we thought Mike was bad with the snakes." Chris muttered, covering his
ears.
"Um, Ardeth, I think you need to do something." Carter told him.
Sara leapt from the floor to the desk-top in a matter of a fraction of a second, and was now
doing the "dance" again. "NICKY!!!!! SAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Ardeth sighed, and waved his hand, changing Security back into humans.
Sara's frantic dance stopped instantly, and was replaced with an eager grin. "PEOPLES!!!!!"
She exclaimed, leaping back down. "I LOVE peoples!!"
The Security guards promptly fainted.
Nick walked over to Sara, making a face. "Well, now that's not fun."
Sara gave a disgusted look. "Euch! Let's go find some funner peoples, Nicky." She spat out,
walking back out the doors.
The rest of the crowd in the lobby stared after her.
"Well, that's something you don't see everyday." Lydia mused.
"Yeeeaaah." Connie agreed.
Then the group of Compys came running in. "Hey! Where did they go?" Timmy demanded.
"They got away!"
"Ardeth changed them back." Becca informed them.
"Well that's not fair!" Compy #23 shouted. "We was having FUN with them!"
"Change em BACK!" Compy #17 ordered.
"So now what do we do?" Emmy asked, sounding bored.
"Where'd Sparkles go?" Becca cut in.
"The little dragon?" Kekelina asked. "I saw him fly out that way."
"YO!" Steve announced, stepping off the elevator. "There's two stiffs on the surgical floor!
One of 'em looks like a real schmuck!" He paused. "Oh yeah, and a human lady's asleep
behind the desk up there....and all I did was look at her!"
Kerry closed her eyes. "Peter?" She spoke up quietly. "Can you check on the stiffs?"
"Cassi and Sven had them shot." Steve explained. "Something about them looking at them."
"They killed them for LOOKING at them?!" Connie burst out. "You're not serious!"
"No, I'm Steve." He told her. "But there might be a Compy named Serious....I don't know. You
can never keep track of them little buggers."
At the main desk, the phone rang.
"ER." Frank answered, sounding bored. "Uh, hang on." He looked up. "Dr. Weaver, Jacey
up on Surgical says Edson and Dorset are dead."
"Explains the stiffs." Sandy remarked, drily.
"AGAIN!?" Mungo demanded, coming out of Trauma 1. "Gimme tha' thing!" He snatched the
phone from Frank, who stood, staring at him. "Pu' 'em on a stretchah and bring 'em down 'eah!"
He paused. "An' tell those people tha' if they don' stop killin' people, Oi'm gonna qui'!"
Carter groaned. "Awww, MAN!" He complained. "Then I'D have to bring 'em all back!"
"Who do you have back?" Weaver asked, sighing.
"Oi don' know 'im." Mungo replied. "'E's tha' one doctah."
Pratt walked back in. "I don't suppose someone can tell me what's going on!" He shot out.
"Ummm, you need to bring back Babcock, too." Benton spoke up, handing the hampster ball
to Mungo.
Mungo eyed the gerbil. "Ah ya sure we can' ea' 'im?" He asked, looking hungry.
"LUNCHTOIME!!!!" Teazer cried out, as she saw him.
"Uh, 'e says we're supposed to bring 'im back." Mungo told her.
Teazer stared at Peter as if he were insane. "Tha's a gerbil." She informed him. "We ea' those."
"You are NOT eating one of our doctors!" Kerry exclaimed.
Mungo frowned. "You 'ave gerbils workin' 'ere?" He asked. "An' Oi though' Macavity was the
one 'oo 'ad roden's workin' for 'im."
"Ardeth changed him into a gerbil." Carter told him. "They were playing soccer with him."
"Oh." Teazer mused. "Okay.....bu' Oi still think i' would be bettah to jus' ea' 'im." She turned
around. "Hey SEVEN!!! CATCH!"
From the doorway of Trauma 1 7of9 caught the gerbil as Teazer threw it. She stared at the ball
for a second, then looked up. "This is a rodent." She pointed out.
"Yeah, me an' Mungo wanted to ea' i', bu' they say 'e's a doctah!" She told her.
Seven eyed the ball for a second, then shrugged. "Most interesting." She mused, taking the
ball into the trauma room.
"If they get him right back, can we play with him again?" Deb asked, grinning.
Donovan smirked. "Somehow, I doubt it." He remarked.
Pounce glared at them. "NO!" He cried. "WE get him back!"
"We had him FIRST!" Tumble agreed.
"Yeah!" Oscar added. "You guys killed OUR toy! You're MEAN!"
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Meanwhile, upstairs on the surgical floor, Cassi, Julian, Sven, and Dor walked out of the men's
locker room.
"Wow," Cassi mused, grinning. "It's amazing how much Corday ends up in there."
"No kiddin'." Sven agreed. "But did we really have to know she kissed Benton in there?"
Dor shrugged. "I didn't even know she went out with him."
"Umm, yeah, she did for a while." Sven informed him.
"She certainly couldn't make up her mind back then, could she?" Julian asked. "She was
with Benton, Greene, and somehow, she likes Romano now."
"She didn't like him much before." Sven explained. "They mostly just fought a lot. I don't
think she started to enjoy it until later."
"Right." Cassi retorted. "Now, they're like the Seven-Year Itch to each other...and it's a lot of
fun scratching."
"You can tell they're a pretty good match." Julian put in. "Seriously, it's amazing they haven't
gotten together already. And I don't even know them all that well."
Cassi shrugged. "From the look of things, I have no idea why they haven't gone out. It's
plainly obvious they like each other."
"Yeah, but that's what dramas are made of." Sven put in. "Look how long it took Doug and
Carol to get together.....not to mention the whole Carby Conspiracy! Seriously, those two
are getting disgusting! They should just get married and get it over with!"
Cassi made a face. "Ugh, no kidding." She muttered. "I cringe every time they appear on the
screen, trying to.."sort out their relationship." It's enough to make anyone barf."
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As the group made its way down the hallway, Romano stuck his head out of his office and
stared after them. "I think they're gone now." He spoke up.
Elizabeth shook her head. "Do we really fight that much?" She mused, frowning.
Romano turned and stared at her as if she'd grown an extra head. "Duh." He retorted.
"Honestly, Lizzie. It's all we DO!"
Elizabeth's frown deepened as she thought about it. "Yeah, I guess it is." She remarked.
"Come to think of it, it IS a lot of fun."
"Think we'll ever get tired of it?" Romano asked, seriously.
Elizabeth considered the idea. "Why, do you want to stop?"
Romano shrugged. "Nah, not really." He confessed. "I kind of look forward to it. I've never
had anyone who could argue with me as well as you do."
Elizabeth shook her head and laughed. "Why am I not surprised?" She managed to say
between giggles.
"Although....." He turned away to look out the door. "Do you think maybe....." He trailed off.
"What?" Elizabeth asked, almost sure of what he wanted.
"Would you want to......" He paused again.
"What?" She prompted, amazed that a man so outspoken could be so nervous to ask even
one question.
Romano sighed, obviously considering his words carefully. She had kissed him after all...
maybe this time, she would actually say yes. "Would you consider......going out.....with me?
On a date?"
Elizabeth chewed her lip. She had somehow known this was what he wanted. "Can I think
about it?" She asked.
Romano gave a disappointed look. "Uhh, yeah, sure." He answered, quickly. "Look, we
better get downstairs before they completely trash the place."
Elizabeth watched him as he left the office, mentally scolding herself. "Robert..." She spoke
up.
He slowed. "What?"
"The bag?" She reminded him, holding it up.
"Oh right." He muttered, turning back for it. As he grabbed it, a small voice sang out behind
them....the most feared small voice of all the spoofset.
"Jigglypuff!"
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End Part 28
We had to end it here because it would just be so....funny.....for us. *ducks flying objects,
and covers ears to ward off loud screams* Um....yeah, okay, we'll get part 29 as soon as
humanly possible. We have the final battle of the Cootie war to come, Romano and Lizzie's
surprise....the zombies will be back......and of course there is the next lightsaber battle to come.
Hope you liked!! So REVIEW!!!! The more reviews, the quicker motivation comes for part29.
Later--Cassi & Sven
that said we had NO PLOT!!! Can you imagine that?! Okay....um, anyways about Spaceballs....
*evil grins* Of COURSE it's for REAL! "Spacefreaks" will follow "US Psychos" in Sven's
spoofs. Coming up next for Cassi, is "Forbidden Spoof: The Chase", and.....hehehe (thanks
for the ideas um....was it Matt or Jimmy that suggested Ghostbusters? I can't remember. Any
ways, "Spoofbusters" will follow "Jurassic III." Forbidden 2 will go under "Books/LJSmith"
BUT both Spaceballs and Ghostbusters WILL be under ER. I'll leave the rest to your
imagination. About Carter....well, look at Dark Helmet. He's Rick Moranis! We need a little boy
like guy. Carter's perfect. Besides, Ardeth is the president. "President Ardeth SALUTE! HAIL
ARDETH!" hehehe, has a nice ring to it doesn't it? And King Romano? King Rob? Cute!^_^
Okay, that's right, we're writting a story......what to write. We need more ideas, people. We're
drawing blanks.
Several days later....a moment of silence for Mrs. M. Carter....her generous contributions to
get Carter out of doctoring and into acting have been greatly appreciated. We will miss her.
WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WE WANT GAMMA BACK!!!!!!!!!
************************************************************************
In the lobby, all were wondering what to do next, when the three children bamfed in. Creepy
ended up in Deb's arms with Carter and Ardeth on each side.
Deb looked down surprised. "Aww, they're so cute!" She exclaimed.
Donovan looked down. "Well, if it isn't my twin brother." He remarked, with a snicker. "Nice
to see you again so soon."
Ardeth looked up. "Ow." He muttered, standing up and rubbing his rear.
"Sorry, couldn't catch all of you." Deb apologized, laughing.
Kekelina grinned as she ran over. "So what do we do now?" She asked.
"How about we go back to being a normally functioning hospital?" Weaver cut in.
Carter made a face as if she had suggested something disgusting. "Normal?!" He spat out.
"That's no fun at all!"
"Look, this is STILL a hospital!" Weaver exploded. "It is NOT the spoofset!"
"Actually, there's where you're wrong, doll." A Japanese looking kid spoke up. "The spoof-
set is where ever the characters and the Authors are filming at....and they're filming all this."
"Jimmy's right, lady." Chris added, stepping up. "We've been filming it since it started."
"There's only cameras all over the place." Langly retorted. "Hell, we installed most of 'em!"
Weaver glared at them. "That may be, but this is still a hospital, and we need to be a little
more SERIOUS about it!"
"No offense, but you don't seem to have many patients, do you?" Hannibal Lecter asked,
walking over. "You have had no patients that we haven't provided oursleves.....Ms. Parker-
Carnahan included."
"By the way, did anyone get the news of what she had?" Sara called out from the doorway.
"We have a bet going!"
Lecter smiled. "It's a girl." He announced.
"I WIN!!!!" Sara cried, triumphantly. "I knew it was a girl! See, Nicky? I TOLD you so!"
Nick shook his head. "Women." He muttered, handing her a wad of cash.
Before she could finish celebrating her victory, the remainder of Security came hopping into
the main lobby.
Sara's eyes widened in sheer horror. "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed at the
top of her lungs. "NICKY, THE SLIMEYS ARE BACK!!!!! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!!"
"Ugh, geez, and we thought Mike was bad with the snakes." Chris muttered, covering his
ears.
"Um, Ardeth, I think you need to do something." Carter told him.
Sara leapt from the floor to the desk-top in a matter of a fraction of a second, and was now
doing the "dance" again. "NICKY!!!!! SAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Ardeth sighed, and waved his hand, changing Security back into humans.
Sara's frantic dance stopped instantly, and was replaced with an eager grin. "PEOPLES!!!!!"
She exclaimed, leaping back down. "I LOVE peoples!!"
The Security guards promptly fainted.
Nick walked over to Sara, making a face. "Well, now that's not fun."
Sara gave a disgusted look. "Euch! Let's go find some funner peoples, Nicky." She spat out,
walking back out the doors.
The rest of the crowd in the lobby stared after her.
"Well, that's something you don't see everyday." Lydia mused.
"Yeeeaaah." Connie agreed.
Then the group of Compys came running in. "Hey! Where did they go?" Timmy demanded.
"They got away!"
"Ardeth changed them back." Becca informed them.
"Well that's not fair!" Compy #23 shouted. "We was having FUN with them!"
"Change em BACK!" Compy #17 ordered.
"So now what do we do?" Emmy asked, sounding bored.
"Where'd Sparkles go?" Becca cut in.
"The little dragon?" Kekelina asked. "I saw him fly out that way."
"YO!" Steve announced, stepping off the elevator. "There's two stiffs on the surgical floor!
One of 'em looks like a real schmuck!" He paused. "Oh yeah, and a human lady's asleep
behind the desk up there....and all I did was look at her!"
Kerry closed her eyes. "Peter?" She spoke up quietly. "Can you check on the stiffs?"
"Cassi and Sven had them shot." Steve explained. "Something about them looking at them."
"They killed them for LOOKING at them?!" Connie burst out. "You're not serious!"
"No, I'm Steve." He told her. "But there might be a Compy named Serious....I don't know. You
can never keep track of them little buggers."
At the main desk, the phone rang.
"ER." Frank answered, sounding bored. "Uh, hang on." He looked up. "Dr. Weaver, Jacey
up on Surgical says Edson and Dorset are dead."
"Explains the stiffs." Sandy remarked, drily.
"AGAIN!?" Mungo demanded, coming out of Trauma 1. "Gimme tha' thing!" He snatched the
phone from Frank, who stood, staring at him. "Pu' 'em on a stretchah and bring 'em down 'eah!"
He paused. "An' tell those people tha' if they don' stop killin' people, Oi'm gonna qui'!"
Carter groaned. "Awww, MAN!" He complained. "Then I'D have to bring 'em all back!"
"Who do you have back?" Weaver asked, sighing.
"Oi don' know 'im." Mungo replied. "'E's tha' one doctah."
Pratt walked back in. "I don't suppose someone can tell me what's going on!" He shot out.
"Ummm, you need to bring back Babcock, too." Benton spoke up, handing the hampster ball
to Mungo.
Mungo eyed the gerbil. "Ah ya sure we can' ea' 'im?" He asked, looking hungry.
"LUNCHTOIME!!!!" Teazer cried out, as she saw him.
"Uh, 'e says we're supposed to bring 'im back." Mungo told her.
Teazer stared at Peter as if he were insane. "Tha's a gerbil." She informed him. "We ea' those."
"You are NOT eating one of our doctors!" Kerry exclaimed.
Mungo frowned. "You 'ave gerbils workin' 'ere?" He asked. "An' Oi though' Macavity was the
one 'oo 'ad roden's workin' for 'im."
"Ardeth changed him into a gerbil." Carter told him. "They were playing soccer with him."
"Oh." Teazer mused. "Okay.....bu' Oi still think i' would be bettah to jus' ea' 'im." She turned
around. "Hey SEVEN!!! CATCH!"
From the doorway of Trauma 1 7of9 caught the gerbil as Teazer threw it. She stared at the ball
for a second, then looked up. "This is a rodent." She pointed out.
"Yeah, me an' Mungo wanted to ea' i', bu' they say 'e's a doctah!" She told her.
Seven eyed the ball for a second, then shrugged. "Most interesting." She mused, taking the
ball into the trauma room.
"If they get him right back, can we play with him again?" Deb asked, grinning.
Donovan smirked. "Somehow, I doubt it." He remarked.
Pounce glared at them. "NO!" He cried. "WE get him back!"
"We had him FIRST!" Tumble agreed.
"Yeah!" Oscar added. "You guys killed OUR toy! You're MEAN!"
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Meanwhile, upstairs on the surgical floor, Cassi, Julian, Sven, and Dor walked out of the men's
locker room.
"Wow," Cassi mused, grinning. "It's amazing how much Corday ends up in there."
"No kiddin'." Sven agreed. "But did we really have to know she kissed Benton in there?"
Dor shrugged. "I didn't even know she went out with him."
"Umm, yeah, she did for a while." Sven informed him.
"She certainly couldn't make up her mind back then, could she?" Julian asked. "She was
with Benton, Greene, and somehow, she likes Romano now."
"She didn't like him much before." Sven explained. "They mostly just fought a lot. I don't
think she started to enjoy it until later."
"Right." Cassi retorted. "Now, they're like the Seven-Year Itch to each other...and it's a lot of
fun scratching."
"You can tell they're a pretty good match." Julian put in. "Seriously, it's amazing they haven't
gotten together already. And I don't even know them all that well."
Cassi shrugged. "From the look of things, I have no idea why they haven't gone out. It's
plainly obvious they like each other."
"Yeah, but that's what dramas are made of." Sven put in. "Look how long it took Doug and
Carol to get together.....not to mention the whole Carby Conspiracy! Seriously, those two
are getting disgusting! They should just get married and get it over with!"
Cassi made a face. "Ugh, no kidding." She muttered. "I cringe every time they appear on the
screen, trying to.."sort out their relationship." It's enough to make anyone barf."
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As the group made its way down the hallway, Romano stuck his head out of his office and
stared after them. "I think they're gone now." He spoke up.
Elizabeth shook her head. "Do we really fight that much?" She mused, frowning.
Romano turned and stared at her as if she'd grown an extra head. "Duh." He retorted.
"Honestly, Lizzie. It's all we DO!"
Elizabeth's frown deepened as she thought about it. "Yeah, I guess it is." She remarked.
"Come to think of it, it IS a lot of fun."
"Think we'll ever get tired of it?" Romano asked, seriously.
Elizabeth considered the idea. "Why, do you want to stop?"
Romano shrugged. "Nah, not really." He confessed. "I kind of look forward to it. I've never
had anyone who could argue with me as well as you do."
Elizabeth shook her head and laughed. "Why am I not surprised?" She managed to say
between giggles.
"Although....." He turned away to look out the door. "Do you think maybe....." He trailed off.
"What?" Elizabeth asked, almost sure of what he wanted.
"Would you want to......" He paused again.
"What?" She prompted, amazed that a man so outspoken could be so nervous to ask even
one question.
Romano sighed, obviously considering his words carefully. She had kissed him after all...
maybe this time, she would actually say yes. "Would you consider......going out.....with me?
On a date?"
Elizabeth chewed her lip. She had somehow known this was what he wanted. "Can I think
about it?" She asked.
Romano gave a disappointed look. "Uhh, yeah, sure." He answered, quickly. "Look, we
better get downstairs before they completely trash the place."
Elizabeth watched him as he left the office, mentally scolding herself. "Robert..." She spoke
up.
He slowed. "What?"
"The bag?" She reminded him, holding it up.
"Oh right." He muttered, turning back for it. As he grabbed it, a small voice sang out behind
them....the most feared small voice of all the spoofset.
"Jigglypuff!"
***********************************************************************
End Part 28
We had to end it here because it would just be so....funny.....for us. *ducks flying objects,
and covers ears to ward off loud screams* Um....yeah, okay, we'll get part 29 as soon as
humanly possible. We have the final battle of the Cootie war to come, Romano and Lizzie's
surprise....the zombies will be back......and of course there is the next lightsaber battle to come.
Hope you liked!! So REVIEW!!!! The more reviews, the quicker motivation comes for part29.
Later--Cassi & Sven