Lets see.....what new surprises can we come up with for this section.....well, not to be the
bringers of bad news but "The end is coming!!!" Although, we might mention that the
first section of "Chameleon" is soon to be coming up. "Youth Elixir" started just after the
break in chap six. When we come back for chap 7, you find out what happened. *both
authors duck flying objects* Ohhh, come ON! Just because it's chap 6, doesn't mean there
will be six chaps online. We're working on stuffing all we can into each section. That's
between 35 and 50 KB, before the thing starts complaining because it can't fit anymore into
the file. Anyways, we stopped at...Jigglypuff! I love that word. Authors and Assistants
eagerly pull out their magic markers....
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In the hallway on the surgical floor, Romano and Elizabeth looked down at the small pink
creature on the floor, then they looked at each other. Then Romano's face changed to a
wicked grin. "Get the markers, Lizzie." He ordered.
Elizabeth gave a small grin and rushed back into Romano's office.
"The COLORED ones!" He called out. "The ones that DON'T wash off!"
She returned with about six permanent markers in black, red, purple, green, orange, and blue.
"You do realize that I'm not an Assistant or an Author, so I'll probably be asleep as well."
She informed him.
Romano gave her a pointed look. "So I'll wake you up." He told her.
Elizabeth gave him a Look.
"Oh please!" Romano burst out. "Do you really think I'd draw all over your face just
because you didn't wanna go out with me?!" He paused, seeing her look. "You do, don't
you? I don't believe this."
"Well, how do I know you'd actually bother to wake me up!?" She demanded.
Jiggly looked from one to the other. They were not supposed to be fighting. They were
supposed to be watching her. Glaring, she held her microphone to her mouth and began to
sing.
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Meanwhile, the girls were now back at their base, where they found that Abby was now
Abby-Sarah.
"Wow, you are hideous, you know that?" Dave spoke up before he could stop himself.
"How come he's not tied up?" Abby-Sarah demanded.
"He's on our side now." Chen explained. "These guys, however, need to be tied up."
Lucy shook her head. "We don't do that anymore. It's inhuman." She waved her hand,
changing a nearby gurney into a metal cage. "Just put them in there."
Luka stared. "How in the--"
"She has the talent of Transformation....involving inanimate objects, of course." Susan
replied.
"Wait...that means that she can..." Dave trailed off, realizing that the boys had just lost the
game.
"So I assume you're now headed up to the lobby." Kovac stated.
"Umm, no." Lucy corrected. "We're waiting for Abby to go back to Abby. It shouldn't be
more than about fifteen minutes."
Dave grinned. "And they're all up there, partying and don't know a thing." He mused.
"Yeah....funny huh?" Susan put in.
"I can get you in easy." Dave suggested.
"We'll consider that." Abby-Sarah answered.
"We really should do it without the boy's help." Glory remarked.
"Glory's right." Dawn agreed, then she paused. "And I never thought I'd say that....anyway,
we really should do it by ourselves."
"Well, we have about three hostages....four, if you count Dave." Buffy added. "And before
you object, Dave, the guys don't know you're not a hostage...there weren't any others at
the base when you got nabbed."
"So that leaves a load of guys un accounted for." Nikki remarked.
Yves grinned. "Not entirely." She spoke up from a laptop. "Langly, Byers, Jimmy, and
Doug are in the lobby with Ardeth, Carter and Creepy.....Gallant, Boyo, and Cyke just arrived
back to the base......Ice Boy, Magneato, Gumbo, and Charlie X are in the hall, near the base,
and I don't see the.....oh...now this one's good."
"What?" Abby-Sarah asked, looking. "Wow....When did Romano and Corday grow up?!"
Yves grinned. "Not them." She remarked, pointing to the floor. "It seems we might have
a way in after all. That is Jigglypuff!"
"Jigglypuff is in the buliding?!" Dave demanded. "How is that good news?! None of us
are Assistants or Authors!"
"Now I wouldn't say that." Kovac put in. "I happen to be an Assistant."
Yves angled the camera lower. "Wait....she's singing already." She informed them. "I don't
believe this....get over and look at this!"
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On Surgical, Romano and Elizabeth's argument stopped the minute Jiggly started to sing.
But, something was off.
Romano looked from Jiggly to Elizabeth and stared. "Lizzie, I don't think you have anything
to worry about." He stated, quietly.
Elizabeth looked at Jiggly then back at Romano. "Okaaay, I'm not asleep.....so what does it
mean?"
Romano frowned, then grinned. "I think I just found out who the new Assistant Cassi's
taking on is." He replied. "Congrats, Lizzie."
As Jigglypuff finished her song, the two doctors applauded, nicely.
Jiggly grinned and bowed. "Jigglypuff!"
"Sooo, Jigglypuff..." Romano spoke up. "You know there's an entire ER full of people who
would just LOVE to hear you sing!"
Jiggly brightened. "Jigglypuff! PUFF!" She proclaimed excitedly.
"We'll take you downstairs, and you can preform for everyone! How does
that sound?" Elizabeth asked, smiling.
"Jigglypuff!" Jiggly cried, happily.
"This way." Romano put in, leading her down the hall. "We need to change clothes before
we go charging in down there."
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As Cassi, Sven, Julian, and Dor returned to the lobby, they found a bunch of very bored
people. Murdoc, Blue, and Ryan seemed to be winding down on their morphine highs, and
were now bored with the lightsabers. At the current time, they were crouched in the middle
of the floor, with several vomit basins, all filled with various liquids and ingrediants. Why
no one is paying attention to this, we don't know, after all, this IS Ryan, Murdoc and Blue...
all of whom, are explosives experts.
Cassi and Sven exchanged a glance and looked over at Weaver, obviously wondering where
she'd left her brain that morning. "You wanna tell her, or should I?" Cassi asked, calmly.
"I ain't talkin' to her." Sven retorted.
"Right." Cassi turned to look at Weaver and Benton. "Hey! OLD PEOPLE!!!"
Weaver and Benton ignored her.
Cassi frowned...a look commonly called the "Wolvie glare". "Yo, stupid idiots!!!" She
paused. "Sorry, I didn't mean you guys." She remarked to Harpo and Chico Marx, who had
turned to walk toward her.
Harpo and Chico shrugged, and walked off.
Weaver and Benton continued to ignore her.
"Yo, peoples....bomb on the floor!" Sven called out. "Hello!"
The pair continued talking.
Cassi glared and charged over, grabbing Weaver's arm and turning her around. "Hey,
you like your job? You wanna keep it?!" She demanded in her best 'I am the Chief of Staff
and won't be ignored' voice.
"What do you want THIS time?!" Weaver spat out.
Sven sighed and pulled out a gun. "Good bye now." She called as she shot Weaver.
Benton stared as Weaver fell to the floor. "What was that for?!" He asked.
"How many times do we have to tell you before it drills its way into your head?!" Cassi
shouted. "There is a BOMB in the middle of the floor!"
Sandy, hearing this, ran over to where the trio was still calmly mixing liquids. "What
is THIS?!" She demanded.
Ryan, Blue, and Murdoc looked at each other for a minute, then looked back up at her.
"Nothing." They answered, innocently.
"Nothing?!" Sandy managed to ask. She kneeled down and inspected the contents of the
vomit basins. "Oh...my...How in the [heck] did you do this?!"
Ryan shrugged. "I do it all the time." He replied, continuing where he'd left off.
"He's an international terrorist." Sven explained. "This guy can make a bomb out of a box
of Bis-Quick.....and apparently, vomit basins work just as well."
"And this guy..." Cassi added, motioning to Murdoc. "Is a top level, world class Assassin,
who is also an explosives expert, and very good with disguises and booby traps."
"And this guy...." Becca spoke up, motioning to Blue. "Is a vampire who knows about any
explosive thing you can think of."
Sandy stared in shock. "And what are they doing here?" She asked.
Sven rolled her eyes. "Well I think that's a no-brainer." She remarked. "They're making C4
in the middle of the floor, using vomit basins."
"Duh." Mid put in. "Didn't we already say this?"
"Here's your sign." Deb added, grinning.
"Can I watch?" Emmy asked, grinning like a maniac.
"Yeh, sure." Ryan replied.
"No WAY!" Benton spoke up, as he charged over. "Get that stuff OUT of here!"
"No kidding." Carter agreed, as he came over. "We've had ENOUGH explosions in the ER
without having C4 detonated in the middle of the floor."
"Well, we weren't going to use it HERE!" Murdoc defended. "We were gonna use it on
the spoofset."
Cassi rolled her eyes. "Not!" She stated. "We don't need any more."
"It was for Spoofed Mess." Ryan explained. "We're the kidnapped scientists. We're
supposed to be building a weapon, remember?"
"Build it somewhere else." Benton ordered. "Get that stuff OUT of here!"
"You're not supposed to be building it in front of me anyway." Jay called out. "I'm
supposed to try to stop it!"
Ryan, Murdoc, and Blue turned to look, as if they had not even noticed he was there....and
they probably hadn't, judging from the amount of morphine they were on. "Oops." Murdoc
muttered. "Okay, why don't we play somewhere else?"
Benton gave a wicked grin. "Romano's office is upstairs." He suggested.
Cassi glared. "That is MY office, I'll have you know!" She snapped. "Why don't you use
Benton's livingroom?"
Blue shrugged. "We'll just take this to IDS." He replied. **IDS =Insane Dragon Studios...
belonging to the Evil Trio**
Becca stared. "Not a chance, pal!" She cried. "That studio cost MONEY!"
Ardeth stepped back with Carter and Kekelina to watch the fight. "This is better than the
spoofset." Ardeth remarked.
"My money's on the Authors." Carter put in.
"Easy bet." Kekelina mused. "What do you think they'll do with that?"
Carter shrugged. "Last time they were mixing C4, the Authors gave it to the Raptors....I
think." He informed her. "Not entirely sure. It was in "James of the Jungle", and I was
doing Fugitive at the same time....I know they got rid of it."
"Hey, Boys." Susan suddenly spoke up behind them. "How's it going?"
Carter and Ardeth jumped at the same time, and turned. Susan was by herself.
"So, are you still playing the game or are we just watching the fight?" She went on.
"You know, you're all by yourself, and you're within six feet of Ardeth." Carter observed.
Susan rolled her eyes. "Please..." She muttered. "You actually think I'm by myself?"
"Have you checked your base?" Glory asked, coming out from around a corner.
Carter and Ardeth exchanged a glance. "When?" Carter questioned, frowning.
"Right after you guys bamfed out." Shirley answered, joining the others. "We gained
about four hostages."
"Who?" Ardeth asked, cautiously backing up.
"Wolvie, Snaggle, Luka, and Dave." Jing Mei answered, also joining the girls.
"You know Ardeth can change you into cats or something, right?" Carter remarked,
smugly.
Susan gave a sly smile. "Yeah.....we know that." She answered. "We just had a few
new talents spring up....and some of them are pretty good ones. You know Dawn is playing
Irene?"
Ardeth grinned. "My new daughter...." He mused. "How nice to know. Shower has a
sister."
"Hey...I never thought of that!" Shower exclaimed, turning to Dawn, who was standing
with Irene. "Sis!"
Yves stepped up behind Susan. "And I can change both of you into tiny babies." She
proclaimed.
"You gonna change all of us?" Langly asked, stepping up behind Carter and Ardeth.
"Aww, come on, Yves, you wouldn't do that to me, would you?" Jimmy asked, making
puppy eyes. "I wouldn't try to capture you."
Langly rolled his eyes. "Back, Gigantor." He ordered. "We're just playing a game." He
grinned as Nikki stepped out. "Hey babe."
Nikki grinned. "How's it goin, Ricky?" She asked, using her nickname for him.
"I have a talent!" Langly told her. "I can talk to computers with my mind!"
Yves looked impressed. "Really?" She asked. "Nice."
"People, you're making me sick." Mid spoke up behind them, gagging. "Keep your newly-
wed talk in your bedroom. Have you seen Sparkles?"
"The adorable dragon?" Glory asked. "He gave some hot foots to Pratt, and a bunch of
the nurses before he flew out that way." She pointed out the door.
"Right, thanks." Mid called, as she ran out the door. "SPARKLES, COME BACK!!!!"
"Adorable little dragon." Glory mused. "I hope they catch him before the bomb squad
over there blows up the hospital."
"Right, where were we?" Susan asked.
"We were about to turn you into cats." Ardeth told her.
"My husband can hear you." Glory told him, pointing to where Imhotep was eyeing the
group. "You wanna talk a little louder?"
"We're Med-jai." Carter retorted. "We don't care what the mummy thinks about us."
Before they could answer this, they were interrupted by the rest of the Boy's team, who
came running in.
"Carter, we have a problem!" Boyo called out, then stopped as he saw the girls. "Umm, I
guess you already knew that."
"Yeah, we figured that out, thanks." Carter told him.
The girls grinned. "And it was really easy, TOO!" Jeanie cried.
Charlie X eyed her. "You're getting better."
Jeanie grinned wider. "I know."
"So, I guess this is the final showdown!" Abby remarked, from where she was standing,
well out of Ardeth's range.
"This is not a showdown!" Weaver suddenly spoke up from behind them. "This is time
for all this to stop!"
Carter stared at her. "When did they bring YOU back?" He demanded.
Kerry glared. "That's not funny, John." She growled.
Before she could grab him, however, all the action in the lobby was interrupted by a loud
and very angry voice.
"Will SOMEONE tell me what the [HECK] is going on here?!" Romano demanded as he
charged in, followed by Corday. "First I discover that OR2 was set on FIRE, and NOW
I find that NOBODY in the ER appears to be WORKING today!"
The entire ER were now staring at them, with the exception of the Authors, who are STILL
arguing with the psychopaths about the bomb.
"HELLO PEOPLE!!! Romano shouted again. "ARE WE ALL GETTING FIRED TODAY?!"
Weaver walked over to him, looking at him as if he'd dropped off the moon. "When did--"
Romano glared at her. "Well, Kerry, I see how your fine leadership is doing." He sneered.
"And WHY is the ER overrun by CHILDREN dressed as doctors....or are they starting to
pick med students awfully young now?"
"You don't remember?" Peter asked, shocked.
Romano turned and stared at him as if he were a bug. "Excuse me, Peter, when did YOU
start working here again!?" He demanded.
Corday, who had been silent up until now, stepped forward. "And I would like to know
WHY my office is TRASHED!" She exclaimed.
"And where the [HECK] are all the doctors!?" Romano added.
From the floor, Carter burst out laughing. "Oh that's a good one....you know, you guys
should get Oscars for that one!" He managed to say.
Romano and Corday exchanged a glance and both looked at Carter, confused.
"Who the [heck] are you and why are you talking to me?" Romano demanded.
"ROB!" Cassi cried. "Hey, how's it been going?"
"Cas!" He answered, frowning. "When did you get here?"
Cassi shrugged. "Oh...this morning sometime." She answered, honestly, giving him a
wink.
Romano smiled. "Ah, this morning." He answered, returning her gesture. "So tell me,
what chaos are you wreaking today?"
"Can you tell Ryan, Murdoc and Blue to get those vomit basins out of here?" Sven
interrupted. "We keep trying, but they're not listening."
Romano eyed the basins, before his face changed to an alarmed look. "Get those out of
here, and I don't even WANT to know what's in them!" He ordered.
Murdoc, Ryan, and Blue looked at each other, before picking up their vomit basins, and
walking out the door with them....leaving all inside to sigh, relieved.
"You guys really don't know what's going on?" Benton asked, seriously.
"What on earth are you TALKING about, Peter?" Elizabeth questioned, looking totally
blank.
"The doctors are all children." Peter informed them. "And so were the two of you."
Romano rolled his eyes. "Yes, Peter, we were all children once, now what does that have
to do with this?!"
In the corner, the children had forgotten about their confrontation, and were now staring
at Romano and Corday.
"Are they acting or do they really not remember?" Shirley asked.
"I don't know." Carter answered. "If they're acting, they're really good."
Nikki watched them with interest, and her face changed to a grin. "Wow..." She breathed.
"What?" Langly asked, seeing her look.
Nikki grinned. "Well, I know what my talent is....but you'll find out soon enough." She
informed him.
"Aww, come on!" Langly argued. "You're not even going to tell ME?!"
Nikki shook her head. "Wait." She told him. "I'll tell you later."
Over where Romano and Corday were standing, demanding to know what was going on,
Weaver was trying to explain it.
"Your Author friends over there had themselves a little party, and because of it, the entire
hospital has been TRASHED!" She spat out.
"Oh really?" Romano remarked, with an amused voice. "Well, I'm not surprised at that, but
that STILL doesn't explain WHY you aren't WORKING! This is a HOSPITAL, people! We
DON'T stop for PARTIES!"
"You're not listening, Robert!" Kerry shouted. "They changed the doctors into CHILDREN!
They can't work like that!"
Corday and Romano exchanged a glance. "Are you buying any of this?" He asked.
Elizabeth shook her head. "It does sound rather far-fetched." She replied. "But it does
explain all the children dressed like doctors."
"I don't buy it." Romano muttered. "That's the stupidest excuse I've ever heard. I don't
care if they were children, they're still doctors!"
As they glared at each other, Anspaugh came walking in. He stopped as he saw Romano
and Elizabeth and stared. "How the--" He began.
"FAT BUTT!!" The parrot called out. "YOU GOT A REALLY FAT BUTT!!!!"
Unable to contain herself, Elizabeth burst out laughing.
Romano chewed his lip, thoughtfully. He seemed to be fighting off the urge to join Elizabeth
in fits of laughter. Unfortunately, he lost his battle as the hampster ball came rolling
through. "There goes Babcock again!" He cried, kicking the ball into the wall, where the
three cats pounced on it.
Benton stared in shock at the pair.
"OSCARS!" Sven and Cassi proclaimed.
Julian and Dor looked at each other and stepped over to them with two Spoof Oscars.
"Nice one!" Julian told them, laughing.
Romano and Elizabeth, managed to stop laughing long enough to accept their awards and
take bows.
"That was cool!" Emmy cried.
"Ummm, not to interrupt this happy time, but I think the dead guys are back." Kekelina
spoke up, pointing at the group of Zombies that shuffled through, trailing toilet paper
behind them.
"Okay, who T.P'ed the Walking Dead guys?" Romano demanded, causing the entire lobby
to break into laughter.
In the midst of the laughter, two men walked out of Trauma 1, and looked around, staring.
"What the--" Edson began.
"I don't think we wanna know." Dorket told him.
Sven and Cassi turned at the sound of their voices. "AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! THEY'RE
BACK!!!!" They both pulled out guns and fired, Sven hitting the Weasle, and Cassi,
hitting Dorket.
All in the room turned and stared at the two Authors, who were still looking horrified.
"NO' AGAIN!!!!" Mungo shouted. "We jus' brough' those two BACK!!!"
"THEY LOOKED AT ME AGAIN!!!!" Sven and Cassi cried.
"Oyyy." Romano muttered.
"You can't just KILL people for looking at you!" Sandy shouted.
"They already did." Corday informed her. "How do you think they died the FIRST time?"
"It's his evil schmuck eyes." Cassi explained. "They scare us."
"They blew up Dorset's head in Spoofed Mess." Romano told her.
Cassi grinned. "His head blew up." She laughed. "They blew up his head." She laughed
louder. "No more Dorket head."
"That's Dorset." Elizabeth corrected.
"Whatever." Cassi and Sven retorted in unison.
"I think Dorket sounds better, myself." Deb interrupted. "That guy gave me the creeps, and
I'm glad he's dead....again."
"Ding dong, Dorket's dead!" Becca sang out.
In the corner where the children were, Nikki was talking to the group.
"How did you know they were acting?" Langly asked.
Nikki grinned. "I could tell they were lying." She answered, proudly.
"Cool, a human lie detector." Jimmy mused. "That's neat."
"Right, so now that that's over, we can get to our business." Carter spoke up, grinning.
"Do you girls give up, or shall Ardeth change you into kittens?"
Yves gave a sly grin. "I wouldn't do that if I were you." She answered. "I don't think
Lucy would like that much."
"Lucy?" Carter asked. "Where?"
"Here." Lucy answered, as she became visible.
Carter stared. "Wait a second....that's Dave's talent!" He exclaimed. "How did YOU get it?"
"Ehhh, she didn't." Dave spoke up as he appeared next to her. "I switched sides. You guys
are gonna lose."
"Oh YEAH!?" Ardeth demanded, changing Susan into a kitten. "I just got one of your
leaders!"
"Yeah, but you can't get me from here." Abby called out. "And I'm the OTHER leader."
"We're already halfway!" Carter told her, grinning. "Give it up, Abby!"
From the other side of the room, the others watched the battle, as Shirley, Shadow, Jeanie,
Shower, Buffy, and Dawn were changed instantly into kittens.
"Awww, great." Romano muttered. "Now we're gonna have to install a liter box in the
scrub room."
"That's not funny!" Shirley shouted.
"Actually, it IS kind of funny." Deb remarked. "Makes you wonder what other animals are
going to run through."
"Skunk." Donovan suddenly spoke up.
"Yeah, I suppose they could." Monica replied, as Alex Cross was changed into a bird.
"No, I mean SKUNK!" Donovan cried, pulling both Deb and Monica out of the way as
Pepe came chasing a female skunk through the lobby.
"Wait for me, my little one!!!!" Pepe called as he bounced after her.
"Coburn." Sven informed them.
"Different." Romano mused.
Just as the battle was reaching a new level of transformation, as Yves was now changing
several of the boys into babies, including Gallant, Boyo, Doug, Cody, Ice Boy, and Gumbo,
the entire conflict drew to a stand-still at the horrifying exclaimation.
"JIGGLYPUFF!"
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END PART 29!!!!
And how will it all end? Only the next part will tell! Coming soon~ the conclusion!
Hope you all enjoyed, and now, leave us your reviews!!!! Love ya all!
bringers of bad news but "The end is coming!!!" Although, we might mention that the
first section of "Chameleon" is soon to be coming up. "Youth Elixir" started just after the
break in chap six. When we come back for chap 7, you find out what happened. *both
authors duck flying objects* Ohhh, come ON! Just because it's chap 6, doesn't mean there
will be six chaps online. We're working on stuffing all we can into each section. That's
between 35 and 50 KB, before the thing starts complaining because it can't fit anymore into
the file. Anyways, we stopped at...Jigglypuff! I love that word. Authors and Assistants
eagerly pull out their magic markers....
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In the hallway on the surgical floor, Romano and Elizabeth looked down at the small pink
creature on the floor, then they looked at each other. Then Romano's face changed to a
wicked grin. "Get the markers, Lizzie." He ordered.
Elizabeth gave a small grin and rushed back into Romano's office.
"The COLORED ones!" He called out. "The ones that DON'T wash off!"
She returned with about six permanent markers in black, red, purple, green, orange, and blue.
"You do realize that I'm not an Assistant or an Author, so I'll probably be asleep as well."
She informed him.
Romano gave her a pointed look. "So I'll wake you up." He told her.
Elizabeth gave him a Look.
"Oh please!" Romano burst out. "Do you really think I'd draw all over your face just
because you didn't wanna go out with me?!" He paused, seeing her look. "You do, don't
you? I don't believe this."
"Well, how do I know you'd actually bother to wake me up!?" She demanded.
Jiggly looked from one to the other. They were not supposed to be fighting. They were
supposed to be watching her. Glaring, she held her microphone to her mouth and began to
sing.
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Meanwhile, the girls were now back at their base, where they found that Abby was now
Abby-Sarah.
"Wow, you are hideous, you know that?" Dave spoke up before he could stop himself.
"How come he's not tied up?" Abby-Sarah demanded.
"He's on our side now." Chen explained. "These guys, however, need to be tied up."
Lucy shook her head. "We don't do that anymore. It's inhuman." She waved her hand,
changing a nearby gurney into a metal cage. "Just put them in there."
Luka stared. "How in the--"
"She has the talent of Transformation....involving inanimate objects, of course." Susan
replied.
"Wait...that means that she can..." Dave trailed off, realizing that the boys had just lost the
game.
"So I assume you're now headed up to the lobby." Kovac stated.
"Umm, no." Lucy corrected. "We're waiting for Abby to go back to Abby. It shouldn't be
more than about fifteen minutes."
Dave grinned. "And they're all up there, partying and don't know a thing." He mused.
"Yeah....funny huh?" Susan put in.
"I can get you in easy." Dave suggested.
"We'll consider that." Abby-Sarah answered.
"We really should do it without the boy's help." Glory remarked.
"Glory's right." Dawn agreed, then she paused. "And I never thought I'd say that....anyway,
we really should do it by ourselves."
"Well, we have about three hostages....four, if you count Dave." Buffy added. "And before
you object, Dave, the guys don't know you're not a hostage...there weren't any others at
the base when you got nabbed."
"So that leaves a load of guys un accounted for." Nikki remarked.
Yves grinned. "Not entirely." She spoke up from a laptop. "Langly, Byers, Jimmy, and
Doug are in the lobby with Ardeth, Carter and Creepy.....Gallant, Boyo, and Cyke just arrived
back to the base......Ice Boy, Magneato, Gumbo, and Charlie X are in the hall, near the base,
and I don't see the.....oh...now this one's good."
"What?" Abby-Sarah asked, looking. "Wow....When did Romano and Corday grow up?!"
Yves grinned. "Not them." She remarked, pointing to the floor. "It seems we might have
a way in after all. That is Jigglypuff!"
"Jigglypuff is in the buliding?!" Dave demanded. "How is that good news?! None of us
are Assistants or Authors!"
"Now I wouldn't say that." Kovac put in. "I happen to be an Assistant."
Yves angled the camera lower. "Wait....she's singing already." She informed them. "I don't
believe this....get over and look at this!"
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On Surgical, Romano and Elizabeth's argument stopped the minute Jiggly started to sing.
But, something was off.
Romano looked from Jiggly to Elizabeth and stared. "Lizzie, I don't think you have anything
to worry about." He stated, quietly.
Elizabeth looked at Jiggly then back at Romano. "Okaaay, I'm not asleep.....so what does it
mean?"
Romano frowned, then grinned. "I think I just found out who the new Assistant Cassi's
taking on is." He replied. "Congrats, Lizzie."
As Jigglypuff finished her song, the two doctors applauded, nicely.
Jiggly grinned and bowed. "Jigglypuff!"
"Sooo, Jigglypuff..." Romano spoke up. "You know there's an entire ER full of people who
would just LOVE to hear you sing!"
Jiggly brightened. "Jigglypuff! PUFF!" She proclaimed excitedly.
"We'll take you downstairs, and you can preform for everyone! How does
that sound?" Elizabeth asked, smiling.
"Jigglypuff!" Jiggly cried, happily.
"This way." Romano put in, leading her down the hall. "We need to change clothes before
we go charging in down there."
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As Cassi, Sven, Julian, and Dor returned to the lobby, they found a bunch of very bored
people. Murdoc, Blue, and Ryan seemed to be winding down on their morphine highs, and
were now bored with the lightsabers. At the current time, they were crouched in the middle
of the floor, with several vomit basins, all filled with various liquids and ingrediants. Why
no one is paying attention to this, we don't know, after all, this IS Ryan, Murdoc and Blue...
all of whom, are explosives experts.
Cassi and Sven exchanged a glance and looked over at Weaver, obviously wondering where
she'd left her brain that morning. "You wanna tell her, or should I?" Cassi asked, calmly.
"I ain't talkin' to her." Sven retorted.
"Right." Cassi turned to look at Weaver and Benton. "Hey! OLD PEOPLE!!!"
Weaver and Benton ignored her.
Cassi frowned...a look commonly called the "Wolvie glare". "Yo, stupid idiots!!!" She
paused. "Sorry, I didn't mean you guys." She remarked to Harpo and Chico Marx, who had
turned to walk toward her.
Harpo and Chico shrugged, and walked off.
Weaver and Benton continued to ignore her.
"Yo, peoples....bomb on the floor!" Sven called out. "Hello!"
The pair continued talking.
Cassi glared and charged over, grabbing Weaver's arm and turning her around. "Hey,
you like your job? You wanna keep it?!" She demanded in her best 'I am the Chief of Staff
and won't be ignored' voice.
"What do you want THIS time?!" Weaver spat out.
Sven sighed and pulled out a gun. "Good bye now." She called as she shot Weaver.
Benton stared as Weaver fell to the floor. "What was that for?!" He asked.
"How many times do we have to tell you before it drills its way into your head?!" Cassi
shouted. "There is a BOMB in the middle of the floor!"
Sandy, hearing this, ran over to where the trio was still calmly mixing liquids. "What
is THIS?!" She demanded.
Ryan, Blue, and Murdoc looked at each other for a minute, then looked back up at her.
"Nothing." They answered, innocently.
"Nothing?!" Sandy managed to ask. She kneeled down and inspected the contents of the
vomit basins. "Oh...my...How in the [heck] did you do this?!"
Ryan shrugged. "I do it all the time." He replied, continuing where he'd left off.
"He's an international terrorist." Sven explained. "This guy can make a bomb out of a box
of Bis-Quick.....and apparently, vomit basins work just as well."
"And this guy..." Cassi added, motioning to Murdoc. "Is a top level, world class Assassin,
who is also an explosives expert, and very good with disguises and booby traps."
"And this guy...." Becca spoke up, motioning to Blue. "Is a vampire who knows about any
explosive thing you can think of."
Sandy stared in shock. "And what are they doing here?" She asked.
Sven rolled her eyes. "Well I think that's a no-brainer." She remarked. "They're making C4
in the middle of the floor, using vomit basins."
"Duh." Mid put in. "Didn't we already say this?"
"Here's your sign." Deb added, grinning.
"Can I watch?" Emmy asked, grinning like a maniac.
"Yeh, sure." Ryan replied.
"No WAY!" Benton spoke up, as he charged over. "Get that stuff OUT of here!"
"No kidding." Carter agreed, as he came over. "We've had ENOUGH explosions in the ER
without having C4 detonated in the middle of the floor."
"Well, we weren't going to use it HERE!" Murdoc defended. "We were gonna use it on
the spoofset."
Cassi rolled her eyes. "Not!" She stated. "We don't need any more."
"It was for Spoofed Mess." Ryan explained. "We're the kidnapped scientists. We're
supposed to be building a weapon, remember?"
"Build it somewhere else." Benton ordered. "Get that stuff OUT of here!"
"You're not supposed to be building it in front of me anyway." Jay called out. "I'm
supposed to try to stop it!"
Ryan, Murdoc, and Blue turned to look, as if they had not even noticed he was there....and
they probably hadn't, judging from the amount of morphine they were on. "Oops." Murdoc
muttered. "Okay, why don't we play somewhere else?"
Benton gave a wicked grin. "Romano's office is upstairs." He suggested.
Cassi glared. "That is MY office, I'll have you know!" She snapped. "Why don't you use
Benton's livingroom?"
Blue shrugged. "We'll just take this to IDS." He replied. **IDS =Insane Dragon Studios...
belonging to the Evil Trio**
Becca stared. "Not a chance, pal!" She cried. "That studio cost MONEY!"
Ardeth stepped back with Carter and Kekelina to watch the fight. "This is better than the
spoofset." Ardeth remarked.
"My money's on the Authors." Carter put in.
"Easy bet." Kekelina mused. "What do you think they'll do with that?"
Carter shrugged. "Last time they were mixing C4, the Authors gave it to the Raptors....I
think." He informed her. "Not entirely sure. It was in "James of the Jungle", and I was
doing Fugitive at the same time....I know they got rid of it."
"Hey, Boys." Susan suddenly spoke up behind them. "How's it going?"
Carter and Ardeth jumped at the same time, and turned. Susan was by herself.
"So, are you still playing the game or are we just watching the fight?" She went on.
"You know, you're all by yourself, and you're within six feet of Ardeth." Carter observed.
Susan rolled her eyes. "Please..." She muttered. "You actually think I'm by myself?"
"Have you checked your base?" Glory asked, coming out from around a corner.
Carter and Ardeth exchanged a glance. "When?" Carter questioned, frowning.
"Right after you guys bamfed out." Shirley answered, joining the others. "We gained
about four hostages."
"Who?" Ardeth asked, cautiously backing up.
"Wolvie, Snaggle, Luka, and Dave." Jing Mei answered, also joining the girls.
"You know Ardeth can change you into cats or something, right?" Carter remarked,
smugly.
Susan gave a sly smile. "Yeah.....we know that." She answered. "We just had a few
new talents spring up....and some of them are pretty good ones. You know Dawn is playing
Irene?"
Ardeth grinned. "My new daughter...." He mused. "How nice to know. Shower has a
sister."
"Hey...I never thought of that!" Shower exclaimed, turning to Dawn, who was standing
with Irene. "Sis!"
Yves stepped up behind Susan. "And I can change both of you into tiny babies." She
proclaimed.
"You gonna change all of us?" Langly asked, stepping up behind Carter and Ardeth.
"Aww, come on, Yves, you wouldn't do that to me, would you?" Jimmy asked, making
puppy eyes. "I wouldn't try to capture you."
Langly rolled his eyes. "Back, Gigantor." He ordered. "We're just playing a game." He
grinned as Nikki stepped out. "Hey babe."
Nikki grinned. "How's it goin, Ricky?" She asked, using her nickname for him.
"I have a talent!" Langly told her. "I can talk to computers with my mind!"
Yves looked impressed. "Really?" She asked. "Nice."
"People, you're making me sick." Mid spoke up behind them, gagging. "Keep your newly-
wed talk in your bedroom. Have you seen Sparkles?"
"The adorable dragon?" Glory asked. "He gave some hot foots to Pratt, and a bunch of
the nurses before he flew out that way." She pointed out the door.
"Right, thanks." Mid called, as she ran out the door. "SPARKLES, COME BACK!!!!"
"Adorable little dragon." Glory mused. "I hope they catch him before the bomb squad
over there blows up the hospital."
"Right, where were we?" Susan asked.
"We were about to turn you into cats." Ardeth told her.
"My husband can hear you." Glory told him, pointing to where Imhotep was eyeing the
group. "You wanna talk a little louder?"
"We're Med-jai." Carter retorted. "We don't care what the mummy thinks about us."
Before they could answer this, they were interrupted by the rest of the Boy's team, who
came running in.
"Carter, we have a problem!" Boyo called out, then stopped as he saw the girls. "Umm, I
guess you already knew that."
"Yeah, we figured that out, thanks." Carter told him.
The girls grinned. "And it was really easy, TOO!" Jeanie cried.
Charlie X eyed her. "You're getting better."
Jeanie grinned wider. "I know."
"So, I guess this is the final showdown!" Abby remarked, from where she was standing,
well out of Ardeth's range.
"This is not a showdown!" Weaver suddenly spoke up from behind them. "This is time
for all this to stop!"
Carter stared at her. "When did they bring YOU back?" He demanded.
Kerry glared. "That's not funny, John." She growled.
Before she could grab him, however, all the action in the lobby was interrupted by a loud
and very angry voice.
"Will SOMEONE tell me what the [HECK] is going on here?!" Romano demanded as he
charged in, followed by Corday. "First I discover that OR2 was set on FIRE, and NOW
I find that NOBODY in the ER appears to be WORKING today!"
The entire ER were now staring at them, with the exception of the Authors, who are STILL
arguing with the psychopaths about the bomb.
"HELLO PEOPLE!!! Romano shouted again. "ARE WE ALL GETTING FIRED TODAY?!"
Weaver walked over to him, looking at him as if he'd dropped off the moon. "When did--"
Romano glared at her. "Well, Kerry, I see how your fine leadership is doing." He sneered.
"And WHY is the ER overrun by CHILDREN dressed as doctors....or are they starting to
pick med students awfully young now?"
"You don't remember?" Peter asked, shocked.
Romano turned and stared at him as if he were a bug. "Excuse me, Peter, when did YOU
start working here again!?" He demanded.
Corday, who had been silent up until now, stepped forward. "And I would like to know
WHY my office is TRASHED!" She exclaimed.
"And where the [HECK] are all the doctors!?" Romano added.
From the floor, Carter burst out laughing. "Oh that's a good one....you know, you guys
should get Oscars for that one!" He managed to say.
Romano and Corday exchanged a glance and both looked at Carter, confused.
"Who the [heck] are you and why are you talking to me?" Romano demanded.
"ROB!" Cassi cried. "Hey, how's it been going?"
"Cas!" He answered, frowning. "When did you get here?"
Cassi shrugged. "Oh...this morning sometime." She answered, honestly, giving him a
wink.
Romano smiled. "Ah, this morning." He answered, returning her gesture. "So tell me,
what chaos are you wreaking today?"
"Can you tell Ryan, Murdoc and Blue to get those vomit basins out of here?" Sven
interrupted. "We keep trying, but they're not listening."
Romano eyed the basins, before his face changed to an alarmed look. "Get those out of
here, and I don't even WANT to know what's in them!" He ordered.
Murdoc, Ryan, and Blue looked at each other, before picking up their vomit basins, and
walking out the door with them....leaving all inside to sigh, relieved.
"You guys really don't know what's going on?" Benton asked, seriously.
"What on earth are you TALKING about, Peter?" Elizabeth questioned, looking totally
blank.
"The doctors are all children." Peter informed them. "And so were the two of you."
Romano rolled his eyes. "Yes, Peter, we were all children once, now what does that have
to do with this?!"
In the corner, the children had forgotten about their confrontation, and were now staring
at Romano and Corday.
"Are they acting or do they really not remember?" Shirley asked.
"I don't know." Carter answered. "If they're acting, they're really good."
Nikki watched them with interest, and her face changed to a grin. "Wow..." She breathed.
"What?" Langly asked, seeing her look.
Nikki grinned. "Well, I know what my talent is....but you'll find out soon enough." She
informed him.
"Aww, come on!" Langly argued. "You're not even going to tell ME?!"
Nikki shook her head. "Wait." She told him. "I'll tell you later."
Over where Romano and Corday were standing, demanding to know what was going on,
Weaver was trying to explain it.
"Your Author friends over there had themselves a little party, and because of it, the entire
hospital has been TRASHED!" She spat out.
"Oh really?" Romano remarked, with an amused voice. "Well, I'm not surprised at that, but
that STILL doesn't explain WHY you aren't WORKING! This is a HOSPITAL, people! We
DON'T stop for PARTIES!"
"You're not listening, Robert!" Kerry shouted. "They changed the doctors into CHILDREN!
They can't work like that!"
Corday and Romano exchanged a glance. "Are you buying any of this?" He asked.
Elizabeth shook her head. "It does sound rather far-fetched." She replied. "But it does
explain all the children dressed like doctors."
"I don't buy it." Romano muttered. "That's the stupidest excuse I've ever heard. I don't
care if they were children, they're still doctors!"
As they glared at each other, Anspaugh came walking in. He stopped as he saw Romano
and Elizabeth and stared. "How the--" He began.
"FAT BUTT!!" The parrot called out. "YOU GOT A REALLY FAT BUTT!!!!"
Unable to contain herself, Elizabeth burst out laughing.
Romano chewed his lip, thoughtfully. He seemed to be fighting off the urge to join Elizabeth
in fits of laughter. Unfortunately, he lost his battle as the hampster ball came rolling
through. "There goes Babcock again!" He cried, kicking the ball into the wall, where the
three cats pounced on it.
Benton stared in shock at the pair.
"OSCARS!" Sven and Cassi proclaimed.
Julian and Dor looked at each other and stepped over to them with two Spoof Oscars.
"Nice one!" Julian told them, laughing.
Romano and Elizabeth, managed to stop laughing long enough to accept their awards and
take bows.
"That was cool!" Emmy cried.
"Ummm, not to interrupt this happy time, but I think the dead guys are back." Kekelina
spoke up, pointing at the group of Zombies that shuffled through, trailing toilet paper
behind them.
"Okay, who T.P'ed the Walking Dead guys?" Romano demanded, causing the entire lobby
to break into laughter.
In the midst of the laughter, two men walked out of Trauma 1, and looked around, staring.
"What the--" Edson began.
"I don't think we wanna know." Dorket told him.
Sven and Cassi turned at the sound of their voices. "AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! THEY'RE
BACK!!!!" They both pulled out guns and fired, Sven hitting the Weasle, and Cassi,
hitting Dorket.
All in the room turned and stared at the two Authors, who were still looking horrified.
"NO' AGAIN!!!!" Mungo shouted. "We jus' brough' those two BACK!!!"
"THEY LOOKED AT ME AGAIN!!!!" Sven and Cassi cried.
"Oyyy." Romano muttered.
"You can't just KILL people for looking at you!" Sandy shouted.
"They already did." Corday informed her. "How do you think they died the FIRST time?"
"It's his evil schmuck eyes." Cassi explained. "They scare us."
"They blew up Dorset's head in Spoofed Mess." Romano told her.
Cassi grinned. "His head blew up." She laughed. "They blew up his head." She laughed
louder. "No more Dorket head."
"That's Dorset." Elizabeth corrected.
"Whatever." Cassi and Sven retorted in unison.
"I think Dorket sounds better, myself." Deb interrupted. "That guy gave me the creeps, and
I'm glad he's dead....again."
"Ding dong, Dorket's dead!" Becca sang out.
In the corner where the children were, Nikki was talking to the group.
"How did you know they were acting?" Langly asked.
Nikki grinned. "I could tell they were lying." She answered, proudly.
"Cool, a human lie detector." Jimmy mused. "That's neat."
"Right, so now that that's over, we can get to our business." Carter spoke up, grinning.
"Do you girls give up, or shall Ardeth change you into kittens?"
Yves gave a sly grin. "I wouldn't do that if I were you." She answered. "I don't think
Lucy would like that much."
"Lucy?" Carter asked. "Where?"
"Here." Lucy answered, as she became visible.
Carter stared. "Wait a second....that's Dave's talent!" He exclaimed. "How did YOU get it?"
"Ehhh, she didn't." Dave spoke up as he appeared next to her. "I switched sides. You guys
are gonna lose."
"Oh YEAH!?" Ardeth demanded, changing Susan into a kitten. "I just got one of your
leaders!"
"Yeah, but you can't get me from here." Abby called out. "And I'm the OTHER leader."
"We're already halfway!" Carter told her, grinning. "Give it up, Abby!"
From the other side of the room, the others watched the battle, as Shirley, Shadow, Jeanie,
Shower, Buffy, and Dawn were changed instantly into kittens.
"Awww, great." Romano muttered. "Now we're gonna have to install a liter box in the
scrub room."
"That's not funny!" Shirley shouted.
"Actually, it IS kind of funny." Deb remarked. "Makes you wonder what other animals are
going to run through."
"Skunk." Donovan suddenly spoke up.
"Yeah, I suppose they could." Monica replied, as Alex Cross was changed into a bird.
"No, I mean SKUNK!" Donovan cried, pulling both Deb and Monica out of the way as
Pepe came chasing a female skunk through the lobby.
"Wait for me, my little one!!!!" Pepe called as he bounced after her.
"Coburn." Sven informed them.
"Different." Romano mused.
Just as the battle was reaching a new level of transformation, as Yves was now changing
several of the boys into babies, including Gallant, Boyo, Doug, Cody, Ice Boy, and Gumbo,
the entire conflict drew to a stand-still at the horrifying exclaimation.
"JIGGLYPUFF!"
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END PART 29!!!!
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