CD: hey great job, Yugi.
Yugi: thanks. Great game, Kaiba
Seto: yeah, I just went easy on you.
Joey: yeah easy right. When you pulled out all three of your Blue Eyes and Obelisk and you still lost. Sure you went easy on him.
Seto: that's it, mutt. Try saying that again.
Joey: okay I will, you used all three of YOUR Blue Eyes White Dragons and Obelisk the Tormentor and still LOST!!
Seto: you're going to die
Fighting dust ball appears.
T'ea: you guys shouldn't fight. It's not right for friends to fight.
Seto & Joey: *stopped fighting and yelled from inside the fighting dust ball* WE'RE NOT FRIENDS *they continued fighting*
CD: umm… guys
Fighting continues
CD: Guys…
Fighting continues
CD: grrrrr… oh I know *uses singsong voice* OH, TYSON, JOEY'S MODELING PEANUT BUTTER AGAIN
Tyson: *comes out of bedroom* WHAT!?! DIE JOSEPH WHEELER!
Fighting dust ball disappears and Joey starts running for his life again.
Joey: ARRGGGGGGGG….HEEELLLLPPPPPPP MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!SOMEBODDDDYYYYYYYY!!
Tyson: *growls* COME BACK HERE WUSS! *runs after him*
CD: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH STOP RIGHT NOW!
Everybody stopped what there doing.
CD: good, now Kai do the disclaimer.
Kai: Whatever. CD doesn't own Beyblade, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Yu-Gi-Oh, because it is humanly impossible so she just can't
Kagome: On with the fic
Chapter Five: Discussions of Pups & Priestesses
A few minutes later, Poison & Ears knocked on the Study's door.
Kit: hey guys. I'm going to go get breakfast started after getting everyone up. What do you want for breakfast and before you even say it, no you can't have Ramen for breakfast.
Ears: damn. Well I'll just have sausage & fried eggs.
Kit: 'kay, Poison?
Poison: sausage.
Kit: all right. It'll be in the microwave when you guys get done. Later
Poison & Ears: bye
Kit left and walked to her office and pulled out a microphone and hooked it up to the intercom system. She pressed the button.
Kit: *yells into microphone* EVERYBODY UP!! RISE AND SHINE!!GET UP NOW OR NO BREAKFAST FOR ANY OF YOU!!!
Everyone was already up except Lightening, Spike, Yuusuke, Kuwabara, and Sphinx.
Lightening, Spike, Yuusuke, and Kuwabara were dead to the world. Sphinx, on the other hand, being half cat demon, she was just lounging on the floor being warmed by the sun. when she heard the intercom click on, she immediately sat up and covered her ears.
Walking into the kitchen, Sphinx saw that everyone was already sitting around the table except Lightening, Spike, Blue (who was in the house's lab working), Yuusuke, and Kuwabara. Sitting down next to Pharaoh, she started eating before going to train. A few minutes later, Kit came in dragging Lightening, Spike, Yuusuke, and Kuwabara by their collars.
Kit: now that everybody's here, we can get down to business. The Angels and the Cards will be training together. The Swords will be training against our guests. *looking over to Yuusuke's group* This is sort of a test. If you are able to stand against fighting with the Swords then you'll be initiated. That's all. If you need me, send one of the girls to Willow's. *then she left*
Kurama: why did she say to send one of the girls? Is guys not allowed at this Willow person's place?
Pharaoh: no. Willow is a wood nymph that guards a hot spring. Willow doesn't allow men at her hot spring because it's for females only. However, there is another hot spring that is guarded by River, a low-class water demon. He allows us guys to use his hot spring.
Kurama: oh
Kit walked back in.
Kit: one more thing, Poison and Ears are in the Study. Jewel, can you make their breakfast?
Jewel: sure, what do they want?
Kit: Poison wants sausage. Ears wants sausage and fried eggs.
Jewel: okay. How long will they be talking to Inuyoukai?
Kit: I don't know. They are going to bring him down and hang him up when they are done talking. Just put their breakfast in the microwave.
Jewel: okay. See you later *starts eating again*
Kit: one more thing, training will start at noon sharp. Kurama, you may want to tell your friends when they're done stuffing their faces and tell Hiei when he comes down. Where are the pups?
Mage: they're all outside except Mokuba. He's in the lab with Blue. Souta's watching the younger pups. Crissy, Julia, Sarah, and Jordan are practicing their Time Cannon. Shippou and Shayla are practicing their Foxfire.
Kurama: foxfire? I thought that only kitsunes could use that.
Harpy: *giggles* Shippou is a Kitsune. Shayla is one-eighth Kitsune so she's able to do it as well. They're outside if you want to meet them.
Pharaoh: um, Kit. Don't you have to check with the Kitsune Priestess's paintings before you initiate?
Kit: ^_^ I already have.
Kurama: you have paintings by THE Kitsune Priestess. The most famous kitsune in the past 1000 years.
Boomer: *giggles* She would be real flattered by that, don't you think, Kit?
Kit: yeah. It's too bad I'm not able to see as much as I would like to
Kurama: 0_0 You've seen the kitsune Priestess?
Kit: *starts walking to the door* Yep* reaches door and turns to look at him before going outside* She's my mother.*walks outside*
End Ch.4
CD: I'm going to sleep now. Now you guys behave. If I'm woke up because of you all's horseplay, you will be in SERIOUS trouble. Got it
All: yes ma'am
CD: good.
CD walks up stairs and you hear a door closing.
Mai: people please review so we don't get tortured. Plus CD would really like it you would review.
Hear scream from upstairs. CD comes flying down the stairs with the DMM in her hands. Everyone tries to hide.
CD: *major mad* WHO LEFT THE OARNGE HAPPY JUICE ON MY CD PLAYER? WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER ME!
Joey: oops
CD; *heard Joey's oops with her demon hearing**starts chasing Joey*DIE JOEY WHEELER! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO ONLY DRINK YOUR HAPPY ORANGE JUICES IN TE4H KITCHEN OR DINING ROOM. YOU OWE ME A NEW CD PLAYER! GET BACK HERE, MUTT!
Seto: hey that's my name from him.
CD: I'M THE AUTHORESS I CAN USE ANYONES NICKNAMES ON THEIR NEMISES IF I WANT TO.
Ray: okay, please R&R. bye
All but CD & Joey: bye
Joey: HEEELLLP MEEEEEE
CD: TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A MAN JOESPH.
