Broke!- Chapter One

Hi everyone! It's JK!

Yami: Ahem.

JK: I was getting to that part, Yami. As I was about to say before a 5,000 and something year old freak interrupted me, I bribed the Yu-Gi-Oh cast with Seto's money and now they're going to put on a show for all to enjoy!

Yami (on the brink of tears): I'm…not…a freak.

Bakura: But my Yami is!!! He drinks—

Yami Bakura: You don't like living, do you?

(Bakura hides behind Joey, who doesn't know what's going on due to the fact that he's gazing longingly at the Blue Eyes White Dragons that Seto left totally unprotected from Joey's greed.)

Seto: Do you have an obsession with torturing me?

JK: No, but I'm in a Kaiba-bashing mood right now.

Yami (sticks tongue out at Seto): Ha ha!

JK: Yami…

Yami: I'll shut up.

JK: Anyway, this is a story on what happens if Seto gets drunk and bets a whole lot of money to Yami, and then loses the bet.

Seto: Just how much money do I bet?

JK: You'll find out. Now, Seto, you get to do the disclaimer, because I'm not in a mood to say very depressing things.

(Yami coughs.)

(JK glares at him.)

Seto: Because there are still some moral things in the world, JK does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of its characters.

            Seto woke up to the annoying sound of his alarm clock. After he made the thing shut up, he walked over to his window. The weather was beautiful, birds were singing, and it was a perfect day to…

 …work. But Mokuba had other ideas.

"Seto!" he squealed, bursting into his room, "I have the most wonderful idea!"

Seto knew that most of his little brother's ideas involved Yugi and his stupid friends, so he automatically said, "No."

"But Seto, it will be so much fun."

"No," he repeated.

"Pwease? Big brother?" said Mokuba, putting on the cutest puppy eyes he could muster.

"What's the idea?" asked Seto, giving in.

"We could have a picnic! Just you, me, Yugi, and his friends!" said Mokuba, pushing his luck.

"Mokuba? Do I look drunk to you?" asked Seto, truly vexed. (Meanwhile, the author was giggling insanely.)

"Come on, Seto! It could be an early birthday present!" said Mokuba.

"Mokuba, your birthday was last month," said Seto.

"Belated?"

"I already got you your present."

Mokuba, sensing defeat, used his most powerful weapon: tears. Seto began to wither like a flower without any water.

"Okay, Mokuba. You can have a picnic," said Seto.

Mokuba jumped up and down happily, narrowly missing a lamp each time.

Within an hour, Seto and Mokuba were riding in the limo, Seto rapidly typing on his laptop. Mokuba was sitting quietly, but he was very bored. If he didn't know better, he'd say that Seto loved work more than he loved him. But he knew better.

"Hey Seto, look, it's that Egyptian girl you like so much," said Mokuba carelessly. Seto nearly choked on the water he was drinking.

"What?!" he screamed.

"What was her name? Oh, yeah, Isis Ishtar. Isn't her brother the crazy one with the tattoo on his back?" asked Mokuba. Seto could do nothing except stare in horror at his younger brother. Sure he had said more than three words to Isis on certain occasions, and it was true that he liked his god card, but he did not like Isis! At least not in the way Mokuba meant. But he still turned to look to see her. But to his great anger, Isis wasn't even there.

"Mokuba…" said Seto menacingly.

"She was there! Following the weird white-haired boy," said Mokuba.

"Bakura?" asked Seto lazily.

"Yeah," said Mokuba, "Look, it's the store!" Seto looked up and saw that they were indeed approaching the store. He saved his work, and put away the laptop.

In the store, Mokuba ran off to get all of the food and refreshments, while Seto quietly strolled over to the liquor section. He wasn't a heavy drinker; don't get the wrong idea. He knew his limitations. But that didn't stop him from taking one of every kind of liquor in the store. Ah, the beauty of money, he thought to himself. But money didn't look so beautiful anymore when Mokuba came back with two whole shopping carts of party goods. Mokuba pushed one of them, and Yugi Mutou pushed the other.

"Seto, guess who I met up with," Mokuba said.

"Hi Seto," said Yugi. Tea, who was with Yugi, just looked at him angrily.

"Hey, Tea, why don't you help Yugi push the cart? It's too much of a burden for him to handle on his own," said Seto, smirking. Tea raised her hand and if Seto didn't have good reflexes, that hand would have been across his face.

"Calm down, Tea," said Yugi. Tea looked down at Yugi and nearly swooned, but she remembered that she was in the presence of Seto Kaiba.

"So, we have to go. But we'll be coming to the picnic!" said Yugi, and walked away with Tea trailing obediently behind him. Maybe I should change her name to Chihuahua, he thought blankly.

After Seto spent 658, 000 dollars on everything, he and Mokuba went back to the limo. Seto immediately began working. Mokuba didn't interrupt this time and before Seto knew it, they were at the Kaiba mansion. Mokuba began to call all the guests, and Seto went to- you guessed it- do more work. Time passed to quickly for his liking because soon the guests began to arrive. Soon, Yugi, Yami, Tea, Joey, Tristan, Mai, Bakura, Yami Bakura, and even Duke Devlin had arrived. (A/N: I'm curious to know how you get the name Duke from Otogi. Whatever, back to the story.) Isis had also come, dragging a sulking Malik with her. Seto knew that when the whole affair was over, he'd be consuming aspirin after aspirin.

Everyone began to eat and talk, before Joey got a thirst for more. Literally.

"Hey, Kaiba! You got vodka to go with the hot dogs?" asked Joey stupidly.

"Seto, don't even think about giving him Vodka," said Yami, horrified at the very thought.

"I could go for some wine," said Mai.

"No, no, no, no, and no!" screamed Seto. Yami Bakura quietly pulled Malik away from the crowd. (A/N: It's not what you think!)

"I have the most brilliant idea," said Yami Bakura.

"Does it involve blood?" Malik asked wearily. Blood was all Yami Bakura care about. Oh, and the Millennium Items too.

"No. You know millionaires, they always have a liquor stash somewhere. I say that we should find it, spike Seto's ginger ale, and let the insanity ensue!" said Yami Bakura, and then cackled.

"Shut up, you'll attract attention. I say we should do it," said Malik grinning insanely.

And so they ran off to find Seto's liquor stash.

JK: So what do you think? Did I torture you too badly.

Seto: Not my liquor!

JK: Don't worry, Seto. The fun's just starting.

Tea: How come I act stupid?

JK: Because your destinies are in my hands and I hate you.

Yami: Oooooo! Fruit juice! (Begins to drink Seto's wine)

Malik: This is fun! I love this thing. (kisses Millennium Rod)

JK: Okay then. Please review! Everyone who reviews with a nice comment gets some of Seto's money.

Seto: No you don't.

JK: Shut up, Seto!

Seto: Oh, sorry.

JK: You can flame if you really want to, but all flames will be used to burn Pegasus at the stake.

Yami (drunk): Yay! Burn the witch!

JK: (Sweatdrops)