Broke!- Chapter 3: The Bet
To Lavender Wonder: NO! I would never burn Yami! Tea yes, but not Yami.
To Feisty Angel: No, Yami Bakura's the one that likes blood (and RAW meat), I'm sure of it. Here, I'll give you an example. Malik made a deal with Yami Bakura that if he kills Yugi (or Yami); he'll give him all of the Millennium Items. Instead of saying yes like a normal.person?, he first cut himself, drank the blood (well, it was regular Bakura's blood), and then said yes.
Hi everyone! Here's chapter three of Broke!
Seto: No! (begins to run around in circles)
(Yami Bakura starts snapping pictures by the second.)
JK: I hope you know that you're going to burn that camera, Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura: No, I'm not.
JK: Who's in control of your very life at the moment?
Yami Bakura: I don't know. Yugi?
JK: Hey, Seto, do you want to stop running around like a moron now?
Seto: Everything is spinning.
JK: Well, when you run around in circles for a few minutes, that's what tends to happen.
Seto: Cool. (He faints.)
JK: Wonderful.
Yami: I bet I can wake him up! (He walks over and whispers something in Seto's ear.)
Seto: What?!
JK: What did you tell him?
Yami: That Mokuba was dating Yugi.
JK: You sick freak..
Yami: Yup.
JK: I have a suggestion.
Yami: What?
JK: Take a nap.
(Yami shrugs and goes to do JK's bidding.)
JK: Anyway, thanks for the reviews! Now, what shall we do with what's left of Pegasus?
Yami Bakura: Er.drink his blood?
JK: You really want to?
Yami Bakura: I did it before.
JK: Ew..
Seto: Can you just start the *beep* story?
JK: Why do you want me to start a story with nothing but your misery?
Yami: And my happiness?
JK: Oh, you're awake?
Yami: Yes, I'm awake and composed.
JK: So, why Seto?
Seto: Because I might as well get it over with.
JK: Okay then, my little puppet. Why don't you do the disclaimer?
Seto: JK doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh because if she did, Gozaburo would have died in the grip of a shark. Right?
JK: Right. Now, Yami Bakura, the camera?
Yami Bakura: I don't even know what a camera is.
JK: Yami Bakura..
Yami Bakura: Oh, fine!
"Quick, close the door!" hissed Malik. Yami Bakura did so. Malik placed a little tiny bottle of vodka in his pocket.
"Why are you two so afraid of my brother?" asked Mokuba.
"We're not afraid of him," said Yami Bakura distastefully.
"Shut up!" Malik said angrily.
"Oh, right."
But Seto wasn't that stupid. He had heard noises coming from upstairs. The idea of someone lurking in his house didn't appeal to him at all. He began to quietly climb the stairs leading up to the closet. When he reached the top floor, he saw the two partners in psychopathic crime standing next to..his brother!
"What in the name of Duel Monsters are you doing with Mokuba?!" screamed Seto.
"What? Nothing. How dare you accuse us of something corrupt?" asked Yami Bakura.
"It's easier than it looks," said Seto. He began to inspect the area around them.
"AHA! I see." Seto pushed the door to the ammunition open.
"It's empty. Oh, I see what you two did. You wanted guns and such, so you used Mokuba to get it. Okay, that's it! Everything back in the closet. Now!" said Seto, pointing to the door. Yami Bakura, sulking, retrieved everything from his soul room and put it back in the closet. Seto began to count to make sure.
"I said everything!" he screamed. Yami Bakura got the last item and put it in.
"Good. Now if I ever catch you in my house again, you will rue the day you were born! Good day to you," said Seto. Yami Bakura and Malik stood staring at him, Yami Bakura wondering why that had sounded so familiar.
"That's your cue to get out," hinted Seto. They all went downstairs, Seto following them to make sure.
"Okay, now, where the heck did I put that aspirin?!" he said, annoyed. He eventually did find the aspirin, but during the search never did he for one second suspect that Yami Bakura and Malik had also broken into his liquor stash. Seto sat down to look at what he still had to do for work tomorrow.
Malik and Yami Bakura were giggling insanely. While Seto sat in the house, they were busy pouring every drop of alcohol into his ginger ale. Considering the fact that the alcohol was super-saturated, that was a lot of alcohol.
"Won't he taste the difference?" asked a voice. Malik and Yami Bakura turned around, and there stood..Yami!
"What?" asked Malik.
"Won't he taste the difference?" repeated Yami.
"Please remove yourself from my sight," said Malik.
"What's your problem? I was just trying to help. I mean, I knew about your plan all along. Why do you think I started that argument with him? To keep him out of the house," said Yami.
"You know, you're not as bad as I thought you were. Let's add sugar to his drink," said Malik.
"He'll taste the difference."
"No, he won't."
"Yes, he will."
"Hey, where's Yami Bakura?" asked Malik curiously. They two yamis looked around and saw Yami Bakura sitting, staring at nothing in particular. But they were wrong; he was staring at something. Or rather, someone.
"Yami Bakura, what's wrong with you? You've been acting strangely," said Malik.
"Nothing." But who would believe him? The two rival yamis followed his gaze. And there was no mistaking it. Yami Bakura was staring at Isis!
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no," Malik said over and over again. His best friend was in love with his sister!
"You like Isis? Oh, wait till Seto finds out. He'll be angry," said Mokuba.
"What are you doing here?" asked Yami.
"Seto is my brother and you can't hurt him. You can worship him, though," said Mokuba thoughtfully.
"No, I was Pharaoh. I am the one you should worship," said Yami.
"And what did you do as Pharaoh?" asked Seto.
"Oh, damn! Aren't you taking a pill?" asked Malik.
"I wanted to take it outside," said Seto, "Oh, and Yami, as pharaoh, you sat on your royal butt most of the day eating grapes and drinking wine. I'm sure the people of Egypt really liked you. They must have had respect the size of Joey's brain! Oh, wait, that's not a lot of respect, is it?"
"Just take your stupid pill, Priest!" said Yami Bakura. Seto looked at them suspiciously, but took the pill anyway. Oh my God! He took the pill with the Vodka, thought Malik, Perfect.
"Hey, Kaiba! You brought da Vodka?" asked Joey, and belched.
"No, I don't have vodka," said Seto. Malik snickered. But he soon remembered the whole thing with Yami Bakura and his sister. So now it was his turn to bother her.
Seto did notice that his ginger ale tasted strange. It was bitter. But he thought it was because of the pill. Being a genius, you'd think that he would have guessed that it was spiked, but being Seto, he was too busy hating Yugi and his friends. Before Seto knew what was happening, he was dozing off.
"You got cognac?" screamed Joey. Seto was not to be awakened from his sleep.
"No, mommy. I didn't forget to feed the dog to Mokuba." Someone laughed, and Seto opened his eyes. Yami was laughing. Seto's head felt a little foggy.
"Huh?" asked Seto.
"Hey Seto, can I have some alcohol?" asked Mokuba.
"Sure, why not?" said Seto.
"Okay!" Malik didn't notice this really bizarre statement. He was too busy talking to his sister.
"Isis, what's going on between you and Yami Bakura?" he asked.
"What the heck are you talking about?" asked Isis," Are you out of your mind?"
"Answer the question."
"Nothing, you moron," said Isis.
"Are you sure?"
"Malik, do not make me hurt you.."
"Why were you following him then?" asked Mokuba, a little glass of wine in his hand.
"I wasn't following him! He was stalking me!" said Isis, a little loudly than was normal for her.
"Hiya!" said Seto.
"Seto?" asked Isis. Malik looked at her strangely, so she quickly corrected herself, "I mean, Kaiba?"
"What?" he asked, and fell to the ground.
"Seto died," said Mokuba," Let's party!"
"Oh, no, not you too," said Isis.
"Oh, yes, me too!" said Mokuba gaily.
"Where's my 'friend?'" asked Malik, a tad bit sarcastically.
"Now, Malik, as much as I think your friend should be wiped off the face of the Earth, don't do anything drastic," said Isis.
"Just you wait and see," said Malik angrily.
"Why do I have a feeling that Seto's grass is about to become red?" asked Isis.
"Because of this," said Mokuba, spilling his wine all over the grass.
"How does Seto put up with you?" asked Isis.
"Thoughts about you keep him going," said Mokuba slyly.
"I may never sleep again.."said Isis, walking away from Mokuba.
Seto, in the meantime, had woken up and began to sing a desperate attempt of the song they played when he was breaking into his own house.
"I'm back..lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala..I'm back!"
"What in the name of Duel Monsters is wrong wid you?" asked Joey.
"Joey, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?" Seto sang.
"Cuz you're a moron!" screamed Joey. Nevertheless, Seto continued to sing. A cracking sound was heard.
"Aw, what happened? Did Tea's fragile brain finally crack?" asked Seto.
"You'll pay for that Kaiba!" shrieked Tea.
"But Seto, it was your window. You're going to be mad when you wake up," Mokuba said to Seto.
Suddenly, Yami got an absolutely brilliant idea! Seto was obviously not in his right mind, and he would be easy to manipulate in a duel. The time for vengeance had come!
"Oi! Ugly! I mean, Seto! I challenge you to a duel!" said Yami.
"What? You dare challenge me, filthy mortal?" screamed Seto.
"I think you've got that backwards," said Yami.
"Oh, okay then," said Seto.
"But why not make the duel interesting? Let's have certain conditions to agree to. A bet, if you wish," said Yami.
"Sure! What kind of bet?" asked Seto, eager for more money.
"Well, if I win, I get your three BEWDs, your crush card, and every single penny of your money. If you win, you get to keep all of it," said Yami.
"Okay," said Seto stupidly.
"Yami, that's not fair and you know it!" screamed Isis.
"Too late! He agreed to it. Besides, why do you care, Isis?" asked Yami slyly.
"Because, I, oh, forget it," said Isis.
"So, Seto, it's time to duel!" announced Yami.
JK: Another chapter is complete!
Seto: I act like such an idiot.
Tea: It's okay, Seto-weto.
JK: Oh, damn, you're drunk too?
Tea: Yup!
Malik: What should we burn now?
Tea: Your nice lavender shirt?
Isis: Hell no! No! I've seen enough of those hieroglyphics!
Tea: But they make your brother so-
Isis: Don't you even think about calling my brother hot!
Tea: Why? He is, you know.
Isis: Just kill me now..
Yami Bakura: Sure!
Malik: Don't lay a finger on my sister of else you will perish like the prisoners in Pharaoh's dungeons!
Isis: Sheesh, what is it with your sudden urge to protect me?
Yami (snickering): He's a good little brother.
Malik: Okay that's it! Pharaoh, haul your ancient Egyptian butt over here!
JK: Remember, no bloodshed. But you can torture Yami.
Seto: Why do you keep allowing these lunatics to torture Yami and me?
JK: Their psychopathic actions need an outlet.
Yami (running from Malik): Oh, great! So me and Seto have to be that outlet.
JK: Pretty much.
Seto: Why me?
JK: Okay, next fic, I'll torture Yami. Okay?
Seto: I could live with that.
Yami (still running from Malik who is attempting to hit him over the head with the Rod): Well, I couldn't!
JK: Well, whatever. We'll see what fate will bring. (A/N: Yes, I watched Yu- Gi-Oh! Today! ^_^
To Lavender Wonder: NO! I would never burn Yami! Tea yes, but not Yami.
To Feisty Angel: No, Yami Bakura's the one that likes blood (and RAW meat), I'm sure of it. Here, I'll give you an example. Malik made a deal with Yami Bakura that if he kills Yugi (or Yami); he'll give him all of the Millennium Items. Instead of saying yes like a normal.person?, he first cut himself, drank the blood (well, it was regular Bakura's blood), and then said yes.
Hi everyone! Here's chapter three of Broke!
Seto: No! (begins to run around in circles)
(Yami Bakura starts snapping pictures by the second.)
JK: I hope you know that you're going to burn that camera, Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura: No, I'm not.
JK: Who's in control of your very life at the moment?
Yami Bakura: I don't know. Yugi?
JK: Hey, Seto, do you want to stop running around like a moron now?
Seto: Everything is spinning.
JK: Well, when you run around in circles for a few minutes, that's what tends to happen.
Seto: Cool. (He faints.)
JK: Wonderful.
Yami: I bet I can wake him up! (He walks over and whispers something in Seto's ear.)
Seto: What?!
JK: What did you tell him?
Yami: That Mokuba was dating Yugi.
JK: You sick freak..
Yami: Yup.
JK: I have a suggestion.
Yami: What?
JK: Take a nap.
(Yami shrugs and goes to do JK's bidding.)
JK: Anyway, thanks for the reviews! Now, what shall we do with what's left of Pegasus?
Yami Bakura: Er.drink his blood?
JK: You really want to?
Yami Bakura: I did it before.
JK: Ew..
Seto: Can you just start the *beep* story?
JK: Why do you want me to start a story with nothing but your misery?
Yami: And my happiness?
JK: Oh, you're awake?
Yami: Yes, I'm awake and composed.
JK: So, why Seto?
Seto: Because I might as well get it over with.
JK: Okay then, my little puppet. Why don't you do the disclaimer?
Seto: JK doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh because if she did, Gozaburo would have died in the grip of a shark. Right?
JK: Right. Now, Yami Bakura, the camera?
Yami Bakura: I don't even know what a camera is.
JK: Yami Bakura..
Yami Bakura: Oh, fine!
"Quick, close the door!" hissed Malik. Yami Bakura did so. Malik placed a little tiny bottle of vodka in his pocket.
"Why are you two so afraid of my brother?" asked Mokuba.
"We're not afraid of him," said Yami Bakura distastefully.
"Shut up!" Malik said angrily.
"Oh, right."
But Seto wasn't that stupid. He had heard noises coming from upstairs. The idea of someone lurking in his house didn't appeal to him at all. He began to quietly climb the stairs leading up to the closet. When he reached the top floor, he saw the two partners in psychopathic crime standing next to..his brother!
"What in the name of Duel Monsters are you doing with Mokuba?!" screamed Seto.
"What? Nothing. How dare you accuse us of something corrupt?" asked Yami Bakura.
"It's easier than it looks," said Seto. He began to inspect the area around them.
"AHA! I see." Seto pushed the door to the ammunition open.
"It's empty. Oh, I see what you two did. You wanted guns and such, so you used Mokuba to get it. Okay, that's it! Everything back in the closet. Now!" said Seto, pointing to the door. Yami Bakura, sulking, retrieved everything from his soul room and put it back in the closet. Seto began to count to make sure.
"I said everything!" he screamed. Yami Bakura got the last item and put it in.
"Good. Now if I ever catch you in my house again, you will rue the day you were born! Good day to you," said Seto. Yami Bakura and Malik stood staring at him, Yami Bakura wondering why that had sounded so familiar.
"That's your cue to get out," hinted Seto. They all went downstairs, Seto following them to make sure.
"Okay, now, where the heck did I put that aspirin?!" he said, annoyed. He eventually did find the aspirin, but during the search never did he for one second suspect that Yami Bakura and Malik had also broken into his liquor stash. Seto sat down to look at what he still had to do for work tomorrow.
Malik and Yami Bakura were giggling insanely. While Seto sat in the house, they were busy pouring every drop of alcohol into his ginger ale. Considering the fact that the alcohol was super-saturated, that was a lot of alcohol.
"Won't he taste the difference?" asked a voice. Malik and Yami Bakura turned around, and there stood..Yami!
"What?" asked Malik.
"Won't he taste the difference?" repeated Yami.
"Please remove yourself from my sight," said Malik.
"What's your problem? I was just trying to help. I mean, I knew about your plan all along. Why do you think I started that argument with him? To keep him out of the house," said Yami.
"You know, you're not as bad as I thought you were. Let's add sugar to his drink," said Malik.
"He'll taste the difference."
"No, he won't."
"Yes, he will."
"Hey, where's Yami Bakura?" asked Malik curiously. They two yamis looked around and saw Yami Bakura sitting, staring at nothing in particular. But they were wrong; he was staring at something. Or rather, someone.
"Yami Bakura, what's wrong with you? You've been acting strangely," said Malik.
"Nothing." But who would believe him? The two rival yamis followed his gaze. And there was no mistaking it. Yami Bakura was staring at Isis!
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no," Malik said over and over again. His best friend was in love with his sister!
"You like Isis? Oh, wait till Seto finds out. He'll be angry," said Mokuba.
"What are you doing here?" asked Yami.
"Seto is my brother and you can't hurt him. You can worship him, though," said Mokuba thoughtfully.
"No, I was Pharaoh. I am the one you should worship," said Yami.
"And what did you do as Pharaoh?" asked Seto.
"Oh, damn! Aren't you taking a pill?" asked Malik.
"I wanted to take it outside," said Seto, "Oh, and Yami, as pharaoh, you sat on your royal butt most of the day eating grapes and drinking wine. I'm sure the people of Egypt really liked you. They must have had respect the size of Joey's brain! Oh, wait, that's not a lot of respect, is it?"
"Just take your stupid pill, Priest!" said Yami Bakura. Seto looked at them suspiciously, but took the pill anyway. Oh my God! He took the pill with the Vodka, thought Malik, Perfect.
"Hey, Kaiba! You brought da Vodka?" asked Joey, and belched.
"No, I don't have vodka," said Seto. Malik snickered. But he soon remembered the whole thing with Yami Bakura and his sister. So now it was his turn to bother her.
Seto did notice that his ginger ale tasted strange. It was bitter. But he thought it was because of the pill. Being a genius, you'd think that he would have guessed that it was spiked, but being Seto, he was too busy hating Yugi and his friends. Before Seto knew what was happening, he was dozing off.
"You got cognac?" screamed Joey. Seto was not to be awakened from his sleep.
"No, mommy. I didn't forget to feed the dog to Mokuba." Someone laughed, and Seto opened his eyes. Yami was laughing. Seto's head felt a little foggy.
"Huh?" asked Seto.
"Hey Seto, can I have some alcohol?" asked Mokuba.
"Sure, why not?" said Seto.
"Okay!" Malik didn't notice this really bizarre statement. He was too busy talking to his sister.
"Isis, what's going on between you and Yami Bakura?" he asked.
"What the heck are you talking about?" asked Isis," Are you out of your mind?"
"Answer the question."
"Nothing, you moron," said Isis.
"Are you sure?"
"Malik, do not make me hurt you.."
"Why were you following him then?" asked Mokuba, a little glass of wine in his hand.
"I wasn't following him! He was stalking me!" said Isis, a little loudly than was normal for her.
"Hiya!" said Seto.
"Seto?" asked Isis. Malik looked at her strangely, so she quickly corrected herself, "I mean, Kaiba?"
"What?" he asked, and fell to the ground.
"Seto died," said Mokuba," Let's party!"
"Oh, no, not you too," said Isis.
"Oh, yes, me too!" said Mokuba gaily.
"Where's my 'friend?'" asked Malik, a tad bit sarcastically.
"Now, Malik, as much as I think your friend should be wiped off the face of the Earth, don't do anything drastic," said Isis.
"Just you wait and see," said Malik angrily.
"Why do I have a feeling that Seto's grass is about to become red?" asked Isis.
"Because of this," said Mokuba, spilling his wine all over the grass.
"How does Seto put up with you?" asked Isis.
"Thoughts about you keep him going," said Mokuba slyly.
"I may never sleep again.."said Isis, walking away from Mokuba.
Seto, in the meantime, had woken up and began to sing a desperate attempt of the song they played when he was breaking into his own house.
"I'm back..lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala..I'm back!"
"What in the name of Duel Monsters is wrong wid you?" asked Joey.
"Joey, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?" Seto sang.
"Cuz you're a moron!" screamed Joey. Nevertheless, Seto continued to sing. A cracking sound was heard.
"Aw, what happened? Did Tea's fragile brain finally crack?" asked Seto.
"You'll pay for that Kaiba!" shrieked Tea.
"But Seto, it was your window. You're going to be mad when you wake up," Mokuba said to Seto.
Suddenly, Yami got an absolutely brilliant idea! Seto was obviously not in his right mind, and he would be easy to manipulate in a duel. The time for vengeance had come!
"Oi! Ugly! I mean, Seto! I challenge you to a duel!" said Yami.
"What? You dare challenge me, filthy mortal?" screamed Seto.
"I think you've got that backwards," said Yami.
"Oh, okay then," said Seto.
"But why not make the duel interesting? Let's have certain conditions to agree to. A bet, if you wish," said Yami.
"Sure! What kind of bet?" asked Seto, eager for more money.
"Well, if I win, I get your three BEWDs, your crush card, and every single penny of your money. If you win, you get to keep all of it," said Yami.
"Okay," said Seto stupidly.
"Yami, that's not fair and you know it!" screamed Isis.
"Too late! He agreed to it. Besides, why do you care, Isis?" asked Yami slyly.
"Because, I, oh, forget it," said Isis.
"So, Seto, it's time to duel!" announced Yami.
JK: Another chapter is complete!
Seto: I act like such an idiot.
Tea: It's okay, Seto-weto.
JK: Oh, damn, you're drunk too?
Tea: Yup!
Malik: What should we burn now?
Tea: Your nice lavender shirt?
Isis: Hell no! No! I've seen enough of those hieroglyphics!
Tea: But they make your brother so-
Isis: Don't you even think about calling my brother hot!
Tea: Why? He is, you know.
Isis: Just kill me now..
Yami Bakura: Sure!
Malik: Don't lay a finger on my sister of else you will perish like the prisoners in Pharaoh's dungeons!
Isis: Sheesh, what is it with your sudden urge to protect me?
Yami (snickering): He's a good little brother.
Malik: Okay that's it! Pharaoh, haul your ancient Egyptian butt over here!
JK: Remember, no bloodshed. But you can torture Yami.
Seto: Why do you keep allowing these lunatics to torture Yami and me?
JK: Their psychopathic actions need an outlet.
Yami (running from Malik): Oh, great! So me and Seto have to be that outlet.
JK: Pretty much.
Seto: Why me?
JK: Okay, next fic, I'll torture Yami. Okay?
Seto: I could live with that.
Yami (still running from Malik who is attempting to hit him over the head with the Rod): Well, I couldn't!
JK: Well, whatever. We'll see what fate will bring. (A/N: Yes, I watched Yu- Gi-Oh! Today! ^_^