Meet the Muses
Part I: The Hurricane and the Pizza Boy
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone or anything associated w/ the WWE so don't sue me. The only person I own is me and half the time I'm not even sure that's true. Layna 'That's right because I own you. Mwahahahahaha' Oh, and I also own the characters of Adrian, Layna, and the Pizza Boy.
Robyn sits at her computer and has just finished reading Casey and T-Boy's fic 'Edge Becomes a Muse'. [Read their stuff. It's much funnier than mine will EVER be.. Unless their willing to help]
Robyn: I've wanted to write a WWE story yet none of my muses have given me any ideas. What good is it to have a muse if they aren't any help to me in the first place!
Robyn reaches for her jar full of lollypops and pulls out a strawberry lollypop unwrapping it.
Robyn: I know, [giant light bulb flashes over her head] I'll just call for my muses. Muses! Hello? Muses? Get down here or I shall write you into the World of Unspeakable Horror a.k.a. the unknown MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
[The doorbell rings and Robyn goes to answer it]
Robyn: That should be my muses. or the pizza delivery guy, I'm starving!
[A nerdy kid with bad acne is standing at the door]
Pizza Boy: 2 large pepperoni pizzas with extra cheese?
Robyn: That's me. How much do I owe you?
PB: That will be eighteen fif- aahhh!
[Mickey catches the pizza before it hits the ground]
Robyn: Uh..
PB: [Lying on the ground] I'm okay.
Suddenly Hurricane pops into the doorway.
Robyn: What the.? Hurricane! What are you doing here? I'm not in any trouble and you just maimed the poor acne ridden pizza boy.
Hurricane: Sorry citizen Robyn but your puppy was in the pool and it looked like it was drowning. [Hands Robyn Max]
Robyn: F.Y.I. Hurricane, dogs can swim.
Hurricane: Oh
Mickey: Now please go into the kitchen and make me some blueberry tea.
Hurricane: Why
Robyn: I'm the author and I control you and have the power to send you to.. the World of Unspeakable Horror MWHAHAHAHA! [Lightning strikes]
Hurricane: You're scary when you do that.
Robyn: That's because I'm all powerful.
Adrian [pops in] or she thinks she is.
Robyn: Adrian, get the fuck out of my story!
Adrian: [disappears]
Hurricane..
Robyn: Don't ask. So, why are you here again?
Hurricane: uh. Oh yeah. I would think you'd recognize one of your own muses.
Robyn: No way! I put you down as a muse? When?
Hurricane: Look through your notebook, your list should be there.
Robyn: Which notebook?
View changes to a stack of notebooks sitting on her desk.
Robyn: This is going to take a while. Sit down and have some pizza.
Quicker than Flash Gordon, the Hurricane makes Robyn's blueberry tea and helps himself to a slice of pizza and the Super Friends marathon.
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Part II: You Call Him a Muse?!
Part I: The Hurricane and the Pizza Boy
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone or anything associated w/ the WWE so don't sue me. The only person I own is me and half the time I'm not even sure that's true. Layna 'That's right because I own you. Mwahahahahaha' Oh, and I also own the characters of Adrian, Layna, and the Pizza Boy.
Robyn sits at her computer and has just finished reading Casey and T-Boy's fic 'Edge Becomes a Muse'. [Read their stuff. It's much funnier than mine will EVER be.. Unless their willing to help]
Robyn: I've wanted to write a WWE story yet none of my muses have given me any ideas. What good is it to have a muse if they aren't any help to me in the first place!
Robyn reaches for her jar full of lollypops and pulls out a strawberry lollypop unwrapping it.
Robyn: I know, [giant light bulb flashes over her head] I'll just call for my muses. Muses! Hello? Muses? Get down here or I shall write you into the World of Unspeakable Horror a.k.a. the unknown MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
[The doorbell rings and Robyn goes to answer it]
Robyn: That should be my muses. or the pizza delivery guy, I'm starving!
[A nerdy kid with bad acne is standing at the door]
Pizza Boy: 2 large pepperoni pizzas with extra cheese?
Robyn: That's me. How much do I owe you?
PB: That will be eighteen fif- aahhh!
[Mickey catches the pizza before it hits the ground]
Robyn: Uh..
PB: [Lying on the ground] I'm okay.
Suddenly Hurricane pops into the doorway.
Robyn: What the.? Hurricane! What are you doing here? I'm not in any trouble and you just maimed the poor acne ridden pizza boy.
Hurricane: Sorry citizen Robyn but your puppy was in the pool and it looked like it was drowning. [Hands Robyn Max]
Robyn: F.Y.I. Hurricane, dogs can swim.
Hurricane: Oh
Mickey: Now please go into the kitchen and make me some blueberry tea.
Hurricane: Why
Robyn: I'm the author and I control you and have the power to send you to.. the World of Unspeakable Horror MWHAHAHAHA! [Lightning strikes]
Hurricane: You're scary when you do that.
Robyn: That's because I'm all powerful.
Adrian [pops in] or she thinks she is.
Robyn: Adrian, get the fuck out of my story!
Adrian: [disappears]
Hurricane..
Robyn: Don't ask. So, why are you here again?
Hurricane: uh. Oh yeah. I would think you'd recognize one of your own muses.
Robyn: No way! I put you down as a muse? When?
Hurricane: Look through your notebook, your list should be there.
Robyn: Which notebook?
View changes to a stack of notebooks sitting on her desk.
Robyn: This is going to take a while. Sit down and have some pizza.
Quicker than Flash Gordon, the Hurricane makes Robyn's blueberry tea and helps himself to a slice of pizza and the Super Friends marathon.
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Part II: You Call Him a Muse?!