Meet the Muses
Author: Iccess America
Chapter 3: Shawn Michaels and a Concussion
The sound of Robyn smashing her head against the wall can be heard & the WWE
muses are still sitting in the room watching T.V.
Jeff: How long do you think she can go before she knocks herself out?
Hurricane: I don't know. She's been going at it for the past 2 hours. Do you think we
should stop her?
Billy: Yeah, for all we know she could be waiting for us thinking about horrible things
she can do to us.
A crash is heard and the sound stops. Then a girl looking like Robyn but with blue
streaks in her hair comes out of the room.
Jericho: What'd you do to your hair?
Layna: What'd you mean what'd I do to my hair?
Jericho: You dyed it blue.
Layna: No, really captain obvious? Someone give him a medal.
Adrian comes out of nowhere and puts a medal around Jericho's neck. Then, he takes out
his camera with the absurdly large flash bulb and snaps a shot of Jericho.
Jericho: My eyes! [Five minutes later.] Okay, I'm better.
Jeff: She's not Robyn. [To Layna] Who are you?
Layna: I'm Layna, Robyn's second personality.
All: Hi Layna!
Adrian: She has a personality?
Layna: Go to the unknown Adrian.
Adrian: OKAY!
All:
Layna: What? Oh a party with three of my favorite things: Billy Gun, skittles, and....
Jericho: Chris Jericho?
Layna: No, superheroes. I don't like you.
Jeff/Hurricane/Billy: I like her already!
Jeff: Wait. Where's Robyn.
Layna: Oh....um, she passed out from hitting her head against the wall.
[Doorbell rings]
Layna: I should get that. [Runs over to get the door] Who might it be? Another muse
perhaps?
Layna: Oh she is going to LOVE this!
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Unless you're denser than cement and haven't got enough brain for a jellyfish (jellyfish
don't have brains) then you've probably figured this out already..... (See chap. Title)
Shawn: Are you the one who brought me here?
Layna: Um.......not really. The person who bought you here is a little........indisposed at
the moment. Come in. Hey guys, any luck in reviving Iccess?
Jeff: None. I tried skittles.
Hurricane: I tried smelling salts.
Billy: I tried to cold water.
Jericho: I even tried my awesomely defined muscles [flex] Maybe I should try CPR or
mouth to mouth.
[Silence]
Layna: [Light bulb] [Walks into other room] Hey Robyn, wake up. You maybe suffering
a concussion but that is NO reason to ignore Shawn Michaels who is in your living room.
[Robyn jumps up] (I'm in Spanish class so I'm writing in Espanol)
Robyn: Shawn Michaels esta en mi sala? (Shawn Michaels is in my living room)
Layna: Si el esta aqui. (Yes, he is here.)
[Okay screw that!]
Jeff pops into the doorway.
Jeff: Robyn, you're awake. [To Layna] What did you do to her?
Layna: [shrugs] I told her Shawn was here, she woke up.
Jeff: [secretly jealous tone to Layna] What? She got a thing for the guy?
Robyn: [Ignoring Jeff] Move it Hardy, I got another muse to attend to.
Jeff: [Blocking the doorway] I don't think you should. You got a bad bump on your head and I think you should lie down.
Robyn: [Glare]
Jeff: [still blocking the door.]
Robyn: Move!
Jeff: [To Layna] is she always this cranky when she's nearly beat herself senseless?
Layna: [shrugs]
Shawn: [from living room] uh, guys, I think she fainted........ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know what I have a project to do so if I'm not too busy tomorrow night I'll type the
rest of this chapter and the beginning of 'House Party.....' Later days and thanks again
Luke for the review
XOXOXOXOXOXO *MWAH*
Iccess
Author: Iccess America
Chapter 3: Shawn Michaels and a Concussion
The sound of Robyn smashing her head against the wall can be heard & the WWE
muses are still sitting in the room watching T.V.
Jeff: How long do you think she can go before she knocks herself out?
Hurricane: I don't know. She's been going at it for the past 2 hours. Do you think we
should stop her?
Billy: Yeah, for all we know she could be waiting for us thinking about horrible things
she can do to us.
A crash is heard and the sound stops. Then a girl looking like Robyn but with blue
streaks in her hair comes out of the room.
Jericho: What'd you do to your hair?
Layna: What'd you mean what'd I do to my hair?
Jericho: You dyed it blue.
Layna: No, really captain obvious? Someone give him a medal.
Adrian comes out of nowhere and puts a medal around Jericho's neck. Then, he takes out
his camera with the absurdly large flash bulb and snaps a shot of Jericho.
Jericho: My eyes! [Five minutes later.] Okay, I'm better.
Jeff: She's not Robyn. [To Layna] Who are you?
Layna: I'm Layna, Robyn's second personality.
All: Hi Layna!
Adrian: She has a personality?
Layna: Go to the unknown Adrian.
Adrian: OKAY!
All:
Layna: What? Oh a party with three of my favorite things: Billy Gun, skittles, and....
Jericho: Chris Jericho?
Layna: No, superheroes. I don't like you.
Jeff/Hurricane/Billy: I like her already!
Jeff: Wait. Where's Robyn.
Layna: Oh....um, she passed out from hitting her head against the wall.
[Doorbell rings]
Layna: I should get that. [Runs over to get the door] Who might it be? Another muse
perhaps?
Layna: Oh she is going to LOVE this!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Unless you're denser than cement and haven't got enough brain for a jellyfish (jellyfish
don't have brains) then you've probably figured this out already..... (See chap. Title)
Shawn: Are you the one who brought me here?
Layna: Um.......not really. The person who bought you here is a little........indisposed at
the moment. Come in. Hey guys, any luck in reviving Iccess?
Jeff: None. I tried skittles.
Hurricane: I tried smelling salts.
Billy: I tried to cold water.
Jericho: I even tried my awesomely defined muscles [flex] Maybe I should try CPR or
mouth to mouth.
[Silence]
Layna: [Light bulb] [Walks into other room] Hey Robyn, wake up. You maybe suffering
a concussion but that is NO reason to ignore Shawn Michaels who is in your living room.
[Robyn jumps up] (I'm in Spanish class so I'm writing in Espanol)
Robyn: Shawn Michaels esta en mi sala? (Shawn Michaels is in my living room)
Layna: Si el esta aqui. (Yes, he is here.)
[Okay screw that!]
Jeff pops into the doorway.
Jeff: Robyn, you're awake. [To Layna] What did you do to her?
Layna: [shrugs] I told her Shawn was here, she woke up.
Jeff: [secretly jealous tone to Layna] What? She got a thing for the guy?
Robyn: [Ignoring Jeff] Move it Hardy, I got another muse to attend to.
Jeff: [Blocking the doorway] I don't think you should. You got a bad bump on your head and I think you should lie down.
Robyn: [Glare]
Jeff: [still blocking the door.]
Robyn: Move!
Jeff: [To Layna] is she always this cranky when she's nearly beat herself senseless?
Layna: [shrugs]
Shawn: [from living room] uh, guys, I think she fainted........ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know what I have a project to do so if I'm not too busy tomorrow night I'll type the
rest of this chapter and the beginning of 'House Party.....' Later days and thanks again
Luke for the review
XOXOXOXOXOXO *MWAH*
Iccess