Chapter Two: The Whore-able Impersonation
I hid on the stairs as dad yelled at Matt. Matt kept trying to explain why he had gotten in to ANOTHER fight.
"But dad the guy was all over Amy and wouldn't leave her alone!"
"Matt you should have tried to some other way. Fighting is not acceptable and I won't have it. And what are college's going to think when they see that on your record?" my father replied furiously.
"That I'm very protective of the people I care about."
At this point I went to my room. Matt's such an idiot. I can't believe he talked back to dad like that. I need to talk to somebody about this. I picked up the phone and dialed Angel's number.
"Let's see...2-7-0-1-9-7-3." I put the phone to my ear and waited.
One ring...two rings...three rings. I was about to hang up when I heard...
"Hello?" a woman's voice answered.
It was Angel's aunt, Lorelai. She was cool and extremely nice.
"Hey Miss Lorelai, it's Jeff. Is Angel home?" I asked politely.
"Of course, sweetie. I'll go find her meanwhile, how are you? I haven't seen you in a while."
I smiled. Lorelai always worried about us even when she doesn't have to. "I'm doing good except for the fact that I can't let my father see me because of what Angel did to me. How's work?"
"It's great. What'd she do to you?" She queried.
"I got it!" I heard behind her voice. "You can hang up now!"
"Bye Jeff." Lorelai responded with a sigh.
"Bye Miss Lorelai. Hey Ang."
"Oh, Hi Jeffers, what's crack-a-lackin'?" Angel cheerfully exclaimed.
I laughed. "Nothing, just waiting for dad to stop yelling at Matt." I could see her face in my mind and I knew as I said that her eyes got wide and her jaw dropped open. My smile got bigger.
"You-you mean he's still getting yelled at?"
"Mmyep. It's crazy. Pops is really mad this time." I sighed.
"Well, do you know what he did?" She questioned.
"He beat up some guy."
"Since when did Matt turn into me." She uttered sarcastically as she rolled her eyes.
"I don't know but does that mean that you are now him?" I asked excitedly.
"I guess so. Hey, I'm Matt and I date a big dumb twat." She impersonated.
"Well, let me tell you first off that was the worst male voice and the worst southern accent I've ever heard. And secondly, you forgot ugly" I laughed.
Did I tell you guys that we hate Matt's girlfriend? If not, then we do. We REALLY do. She's rude, inconsiderate, mean, cruel, stupid, air headed, pig headed, selfish, and just a plain bit - I mean WITCH, witch! A well, it gives us something to laugh about.
I hid on the stairs as dad yelled at Matt. Matt kept trying to explain why he had gotten in to ANOTHER fight.
"But dad the guy was all over Amy and wouldn't leave her alone!"
"Matt you should have tried to some other way. Fighting is not acceptable and I won't have it. And what are college's going to think when they see that on your record?" my father replied furiously.
"That I'm very protective of the people I care about."
At this point I went to my room. Matt's such an idiot. I can't believe he talked back to dad like that. I need to talk to somebody about this. I picked up the phone and dialed Angel's number.
"Let's see...2-7-0-1-9-7-3." I put the phone to my ear and waited.
One ring...two rings...three rings. I was about to hang up when I heard...
"Hello?" a woman's voice answered.
It was Angel's aunt, Lorelai. She was cool and extremely nice.
"Hey Miss Lorelai, it's Jeff. Is Angel home?" I asked politely.
"Of course, sweetie. I'll go find her meanwhile, how are you? I haven't seen you in a while."
I smiled. Lorelai always worried about us even when she doesn't have to. "I'm doing good except for the fact that I can't let my father see me because of what Angel did to me. How's work?"
"It's great. What'd she do to you?" She queried.
"I got it!" I heard behind her voice. "You can hang up now!"
"Bye Jeff." Lorelai responded with a sigh.
"Bye Miss Lorelai. Hey Ang."
"Oh, Hi Jeffers, what's crack-a-lackin'?" Angel cheerfully exclaimed.
I laughed. "Nothing, just waiting for dad to stop yelling at Matt." I could see her face in my mind and I knew as I said that her eyes got wide and her jaw dropped open. My smile got bigger.
"You-you mean he's still getting yelled at?"
"Mmyep. It's crazy. Pops is really mad this time." I sighed.
"Well, do you know what he did?" She questioned.
"He beat up some guy."
"Since when did Matt turn into me." She uttered sarcastically as she rolled her eyes.
"I don't know but does that mean that you are now him?" I asked excitedly.
"I guess so. Hey, I'm Matt and I date a big dumb twat." She impersonated.
"Well, let me tell you first off that was the worst male voice and the worst southern accent I've ever heard. And secondly, you forgot ugly" I laughed.
Did I tell you guys that we hate Matt's girlfriend? If not, then we do. We REALLY do. She's rude, inconsiderate, mean, cruel, stupid, air headed, pig headed, selfish, and just a plain bit - I mean WITCH, witch! A well, it gives us something to laugh about.