AN:// Hey, I hope ya'll were pleased with my last update...... and Luke you won't be in this one cause like I said its already finished and so is the next one. I write faster then I update to tell you the truth so you are going to be in the third installment of the muse series, 'Boardroom' or if I come up with something else you'll be in that too. Sonar, you'll also have a role in the next one, sorry for the incredibly short lines.

Meet the Muses

Iccess-america

Chapter 4: Ambulance, the hospital, and epilogue, a.k.a. A sad excuse for an ending

[Jeff and Layna run into the living room.]

Shawn: She was fine just a minute ago telling me how much she wanted to marry me

when she just passed out.

Jeff: I told her she should have lied down. Hurricane, call an ambulance and Shawn,

help me get her to the couch.
Layna: She's always wanted to ride in an ambulance. To bad she's unconscious. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[In the ambulance]

Layna: [Holding camera] *flash*

Jeff: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!

Layna: Gees overprotective boyfriend? I wanted her to remember her first ride in an

ambulance and since she technically won't remember it, I decided to take pictures. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Doctor Sonar: Robyn just came out of the operating room and she had a mild
concussion. Worst case scenario she'll be sleeping a lot.

Layna: When can we see her?

[Hospital Room]

Robyn: [Just waking up] White walls? Layna didn't have me committed again did she?

LAYNA! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Layna: She thinks I had her committed again? Okay she's going to be perfectly fine.

Everyone else: ..................

Robyn: LAYNA!

Layna: [Entering the hospital room] Calm down, you're in the hospital. I didn't have you

committed though I might consider it............... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Epilogue

Well, Doctor Sonar was right. Robyn was out quite a bit with fits of narcolepsy so

Layna, being the good friend she is used the muses to her full advantage...............

Jericho was taped to the wall as a human dart board which Layna spent hours throwing
flaming spears at.

Though he did nothing, Shawn had to walk Max and Mipsy the vicious poodle.

Hurricane made coffee and ran errands for Adrian.

Jeff spent hours e-mailing Shawn Michaels hate mail (shhh, don't tell anyone)

Guess what happened to Billy? Being the smart boy Billy is, he was rewarded a meal of

olives and stuffed figs. Good job Billy!

AN:// Yes! Finally, success! I'm done. I might not feel like updating until Friday but knowing myself I'll probably have some of the new story up by Thursday. I can't promise anyone a role in that because its already done and ready to be put to print but if you want to be in one of my stories tell me in your review. Yes, I know this story is a little weird but its funny. I can't promise you my next is any better. My friends all say that its weird and I agree but they also say its funny. I promise the start of the new story by Sunday. Why Sunday? Because I say so!

XXXXOOOOO *MWAH*