Chapter 4: Stand Back...Oh, You Know The Rest
Angel and Shane sat in their history class. They were supposed to be watching a video about Geronimo, but would have fallen asleep if they were paying any attention.
"But seriously, which X-men would you have like to have been?" Shane asked getting angry.
"I told you I don't know. It's too hard to decide! Jean is hot and she has the cool 'I can read your mind thing', but she is dating Cyclops. Rogue can suck out peoples' life juice by touching them, but she can't have sex. My cousin thinks I would be Storm, but everyday I would hear 'Damn it Angel, I didn't bring an umbrella.' And Wolverine is all 'Schnickity, schnickity, SCHNOY!'" Angel imitated his hand movements, "but the metal would hurt like a bitch coming out."
Shane got annoyed, "Wait, you hate Cyclops? What wit dat!"
"Dude, his name is Cyclops and he has TWO EYES!"
"Your point?"
"Anyways, I'm thinking I'd want to be Nightcrawler. He's bomb ass!" Angel said with a smirk.
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"So Jeff, I was thinkin' if I was 3 and 4 with 1/2 of 4 inches, I bet I could fit in Daniel Bedingfield's pocket."
"Asami, why did you just say 4 and 1/8 of an inch?" Jeff asked in confusion.
"Cause it sounds cooler my way!" She told him as she put on her headphones and started jamming to "Gotta Get Thru This."
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'I am so bored. So bored I would rather watch a movie with Orlando Bloom in it than listen to Mr. Jackass' lecture." Matt thought bitterly as his teacher Mr. Lisac kept droning on and on about Shakespeare in a monotone voice. "I hate him so much. Just wanna punch him in the face. A lot. I wonder how he is still working here after he slapped that one chick. Stupid violent bastard. Wait, does it make me a violent bastard cause I wanna hit him. Now I'm confused. I can't be a violent bastard because it's his fault right. I mean he's so BORING. Why am I thinking so much about this? Fuck it, I'm gonna go to sleep.'
Angel and Shane sat in their history class. They were supposed to be watching a video about Geronimo, but would have fallen asleep if they were paying any attention.
"But seriously, which X-men would you have like to have been?" Shane asked getting angry.
"I told you I don't know. It's too hard to decide! Jean is hot and she has the cool 'I can read your mind thing', but she is dating Cyclops. Rogue can suck out peoples' life juice by touching them, but she can't have sex. My cousin thinks I would be Storm, but everyday I would hear 'Damn it Angel, I didn't bring an umbrella.' And Wolverine is all 'Schnickity, schnickity, SCHNOY!'" Angel imitated his hand movements, "but the metal would hurt like a bitch coming out."
Shane got annoyed, "Wait, you hate Cyclops? What wit dat!"
"Dude, his name is Cyclops and he has TWO EYES!"
"Your point?"
"Anyways, I'm thinking I'd want to be Nightcrawler. He's bomb ass!" Angel said with a smirk.
MEANWHILE
"So Jeff, I was thinkin' if I was 3 and 4 with 1/2 of 4 inches, I bet I could fit in Daniel Bedingfield's pocket."
"Asami, why did you just say 4 and 1/8 of an inch?" Jeff asked in confusion.
"Cause it sounds cooler my way!" She told him as she put on her headphones and started jamming to "Gotta Get Thru This."
MEANWHILE
'I am so bored. So bored I would rather watch a movie with Orlando Bloom in it than listen to Mr. Jackass' lecture." Matt thought bitterly as his teacher Mr. Lisac kept droning on and on about Shakespeare in a monotone voice. "I hate him so much. Just wanna punch him in the face. A lot. I wonder how he is still working here after he slapped that one chick. Stupid violent bastard. Wait, does it make me a violent bastard cause I wanna hit him. Now I'm confused. I can't be a violent bastard because it's his fault right. I mean he's so BORING. Why am I thinking so much about this? Fuck it, I'm gonna go to sleep.'