Chapter 5: Car Full Of Midgets
Asami was walking down the hallway to her second hour class as she sang along with her CD, "When your love is pouring like the rain. I close my eyes and it falls again. When will I get the chance to say 'I love you...'" She stopped in front of her friend Shannon who was also quite short for his age. "Hey, Shan. What's crack-a-lackin'?"
"I'm scared of you." Shannon told her bluntly.
"Aww, why?"
He looked at Asami strangely and replied, "You sing all the way here and then stop in front of me and say, "When will I get the chance to say 'I love you.' Ya psycho!"
Asami got a wrathful gleam in her eye and yelled, "You just don't understand the power of Daniel Bedingfield singing in his house naked!" She turned and started to trudge over to her seat. She stopped mid-way, turned and screamed, "And you like it up the ass!" Asami then turned back smiling and walked over and took her seat.
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Matt, Shane, Jeff, and Angel all sat in their French class listening to their teacher, Madam Greenlee, speak.
"Now c'mon you guys, you have to at least speak the words of the song. It will help you to remember how to conjugate the word "avoir" for tomorrow's test." Mme. Greenlee then started the song and the class sang...
The small group sighed and started.
"J'ai chaud. j'ai chaud.
Tu as, tu as chaud.
Il a, il a chaud.
Elle a, elle a chaud.
Nous avons, nous avon chaud.
Vous avez, vouz avez chaud.
Ills ont, Ills ont chaud.
Elles ont, elles on chaud."
Madame stopped the tape and said, "Now, 'chaud' means 'hot'. The next verse will be 'J'ai froid, j'ai froid.' And so on." She started the tape again.
Matt leaned over and whispers, "Five seconds, pass it on."
Shane looked at Angel and said, "Four seconds, pass it on."
Angel nodded and purred, "Three seconds."
Jeff smiled and murmured, "Two seconds," to himself.
"Go!" Matt screamed as the quartet grabbed their stuff and ran out of the class as the bell rang.
Asami was walking down the hallway to her second hour class as she sang along with her CD, "When your love is pouring like the rain. I close my eyes and it falls again. When will I get the chance to say 'I love you...'" She stopped in front of her friend Shannon who was also quite short for his age. "Hey, Shan. What's crack-a-lackin'?"
"I'm scared of you." Shannon told her bluntly.
"Aww, why?"
He looked at Asami strangely and replied, "You sing all the way here and then stop in front of me and say, "When will I get the chance to say 'I love you.' Ya psycho!"
Asami got a wrathful gleam in her eye and yelled, "You just don't understand the power of Daniel Bedingfield singing in his house naked!" She turned and started to trudge over to her seat. She stopped mid-way, turned and screamed, "And you like it up the ass!" Asami then turned back smiling and walked over and took her seat.
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Matt, Shane, Jeff, and Angel all sat in their French class listening to their teacher, Madam Greenlee, speak.
"Now c'mon you guys, you have to at least speak the words of the song. It will help you to remember how to conjugate the word "avoir" for tomorrow's test." Mme. Greenlee then started the song and the class sang...
The small group sighed and started.
"J'ai chaud. j'ai chaud.
Tu as, tu as chaud.
Il a, il a chaud.
Elle a, elle a chaud.
Nous avons, nous avon chaud.
Vous avez, vouz avez chaud.
Ills ont, Ills ont chaud.
Elles ont, elles on chaud."
Madame stopped the tape and said, "Now, 'chaud' means 'hot'. The next verse will be 'J'ai froid, j'ai froid.' And so on." She started the tape again.
Matt leaned over and whispers, "Five seconds, pass it on."
Shane looked at Angel and said, "Four seconds, pass it on."
Angel nodded and purred, "Three seconds."
Jeff smiled and murmured, "Two seconds," to himself.
"Go!" Matt screamed as the quartet grabbed their stuff and ran out of the class as the bell rang.