Chapter Seven: Cheese is Nice

The group minus one member skipped to the lunch grounds outside.

"I can't believe he ditched us, again!" Angel exclaimed. "The fucking whore."

"Um, actually, didn't we kinda ditch him and go out hear? Also, Angel, whore's do need to fuck to become a whore. Therefore what you just said is repetitive." Jeff replied.

"No," Asami started, "He left the table to go hang with her. He ditched us. It's like it's a Thursday when I want it to be Sunday, Sunday so I can get a burger for twenty-five cents at McDonalds."

"Right...it's just like that..." Angel told her sarcastically.

"Well, do not fear Citizen Angel, Citizen Asami, I'm sure young Matthew will soon realize his mistake in dating the ugly cunt. But for now...I don't want to finish out the day. I have two classes with 'It.'" Shane comforted.

"Yeah, but Matt will be pissed if we skip class without him. Besides, he's the only one who can legally drive and has a car." Jeff informed.

"If only Daniel Bedingfield were here, he'd know what to do...right Asami?" Shannon sucked up.

"That didn't have anything to do with what we were talking about, you dumbass!" Asami started bitterly. "And you still like it up the ass!"

Everyone except Asami's eyes got wide.

"Say whaaaat?!" Screamed Shane.

"Um, oops?"