Okay, I'm gonna explain this briefly to you. I put the main characters of
Inuyasha, Tenchi, and Harry Potter under one roof. Although characters pull
out of a hat, I still choose who gets to room with who!!! Ah, the power.
Just like the regular series, they have certain projects they have to
complete, and also like the regular series, there's going to be some real
funny confrontations and drama! We will have a few surprise visits from
each book/anime character's peeves. (this includes Kikyou, Sesshoumaru,
Naraku and Kouga; Dudley and Pro. Snape; ...) Theses characters will be
stuck-er living together for 5 months!!! TORTURE!! Now that this fic is
explained, you can read it!
Disclaimer: I am not one brilliant people who created these characters. I am simply borrowing them for my personal sick pleasure. (cackles evilly)
The Time I Made Them Play Real World Drawing From A Hat and Other Comical Situations
(camera zooms in on limousine with Inu-chan cast in it) (Kagome gets out followed by Inuyasha, Shippou, Sango and Miroku who is slapped for. well,,, you know!) Sango: Miroku! If I have to tell you one more time to stop touching me, I swear, I'll kill you. I don't care if we're on national T.V.!!! Miroku: You're a bit touchy. I think you might need a nap, Sango-chan. Mind if I join you? Sango: HENTAI!!!! (walks into building and punches mirror) (camera catches Kagome warning Inuyasha about his behavior) Kagome: Inuyasha, I swear if you don't behave, I'll 'o-word' you so many times that you'll forget how to use your legs. Inuyasha: Feh. Fine woman, but that doesn't go for the brat. (camera comes to train station with Harry&co. on it) Draco: Move out the way, losers! Most important person coming through. (Hermione snorts) Ron: You know, that's a bad habit, especially for females. Draco: She's not a female, so I don't see how it much matters. Hermione: Look, Draco, I'll cast a spell on your ass so fast- Harry: Whoa! Hold the phone! Hermione calm, he's not worth it. Hermione: You're right Harry. But let's hurry up to the house. I want some REAL human interaction. All three: HEY!!! (camera comes Tenchi and gang in airport) Ayeka: Ryoko! You sat next to Tenchi on the plain, so I get to sit next to him in the cab! Ryoko: Sorry, sister. But me and my MAN have some catching up to do! Don't we Tenchi? Tenchi: (sweatdrops) Uhhh. I don't know what you mean, Ryoko. Ryoko: Oh, of course you know silly! Right where we left off the plane! Tenchi: (turns VERY red) Where was that Ryoko? Ryoko: Right when we were about to- Ayeka: Ryoko! Unhand Lord Tenchi RIGHT NOW!!!! Ryoko: Geez, princess! Don't lose your cool. Ayeka: I am NOT losing my cool. It's just that you're smothering poor Tenchi! Ryoko: I'm not SMOTHERING him. He likes it, don't you Tenchi? Tenchi: Errrrrrrrrrrr.... (camera fades into house where everyone is sitting in front room)
Kagome: Okay, according to Tracy, the producer, we're supposed introduce ourselves and choose out of a hat who will be rooming with who. I'll start! My name's Kagome! Sango: I'm Sango! Harry: My name's Harry. Tenchi: Hi! I'm Tenchi! Inuyasha: Goody for you golden boy. (sarcastically) Ryoko: (jumps up angrily) no one talks to my Tenchi like that! Inuyasha: Try me bitch!!!! Kagome: Inuyasha! OSUWARI!!! Inuyasha: (from floor) I'm Inuyasha. Ffeh. Ryoko: (angrily) And I'm Ryoko. Sasami: I'm Sasami!!! Shippou: I'm Shippou. Miroku: My name's Miroku. And for all the lovely ladies in this room, would you do me the honor of- Sango: HENATAI!!! (beats him over the head with Hiriakostu) Hermione: (a little shocked) m-m-m-my name's Hermione. Ron: I'm Ron (a/n: okay! I'm getting sick of typing out names! K=Kagome; S= Sango; I=Inuyasha; M=Miroku; SH= Shippou; T=Tenchi; A=Ayeka; R=Ryoko; SA=Sasami; HP= Harry; D=Draco; H=Hermione; RW=Ron) I: What that little snob over there? (points to Draco) H: Oh, that's Draco. He has some 'personal' issues and is emotionally unstable. D: Silence, mudblood! I can speak for myself. I am Draco. One day I shall rule over all creatures on this Earth I: But for now, you're a spoiled fourteen year-old brat! D: And you look no older than seventeen. (sneers) I: (picks Draco up by his shirt) Kid, you don't wanna know how old I am. (growls) D: I'm sure I don't (mumbles) I: Kid, I have special ears, and I can hear everything that goes on this house. I suggest that you watch yourself. K: Inuyasha! Put Draco down or I'll o-word you so many times you'll wish you were dead! I: Feh (drops Draco with painful thud) K: Okay, time to pick from the hat. I'll go first. (picks paper from hat) I got Tenchi! Looks like we're roomies. (scratches name off list) R: Oh, no you don't! I won't allow it. T: It's alright Ryoko. It's not we're sleeping in the bed. R: Oh, alright. K: Okay, Sango, you go next. S: (picks name from hat) Ooh great. I got that evil Draco kid. D: I'm roomin' with a hottie! S: (glares) You see that giant boomerang? I will hit your with it. Understand? D: Ha! That ancient thing couldn't possibly match wand!!! S: Shall I make a demonstration out of Mirkou who's groping me right now. (brings boomerang over his head and he is knocked out) K: Uh, okay. Next, Harry. H: I got Ron! R: Alright, Harry! Just like at Hogwarts! K: Okay, next. ummm.. Ayeka. A: And I will be sharing a room with. Shippou! S: But I want to room with Kagome! A: Oh don't worry! I won't bite! (Ryoko snorts from across the room. K: Right., okay, Hermione, your turn. H: Looks like I'm sharing a room with that perv. Why me? S: Have fun! (cackles) K: And now, it looks like Inuyasha, Ryoko and Sasami will be sharing the room with three beds. I: Ain't no way in the seven hells am I rooming with that bitch! R: Excuse me? And you think I wanna room with a hanyou? I hear they're disgusting AND they smell! (camera shoots outside of resort) Next week on 'The Time I Made Them Play Real World': *getting acquainted in the hot tub!!!
Review and you'll find out! Now, this fic is going to get good!
Disclaimer: I am not one brilliant people who created these characters. I am simply borrowing them for my personal sick pleasure. (cackles evilly)
The Time I Made Them Play Real World Drawing From A Hat and Other Comical Situations
(camera zooms in on limousine with Inu-chan cast in it) (Kagome gets out followed by Inuyasha, Shippou, Sango and Miroku who is slapped for. well,,, you know!) Sango: Miroku! If I have to tell you one more time to stop touching me, I swear, I'll kill you. I don't care if we're on national T.V.!!! Miroku: You're a bit touchy. I think you might need a nap, Sango-chan. Mind if I join you? Sango: HENTAI!!!! (walks into building and punches mirror) (camera catches Kagome warning Inuyasha about his behavior) Kagome: Inuyasha, I swear if you don't behave, I'll 'o-word' you so many times that you'll forget how to use your legs. Inuyasha: Feh. Fine woman, but that doesn't go for the brat. (camera comes to train station with Harry&co. on it) Draco: Move out the way, losers! Most important person coming through. (Hermione snorts) Ron: You know, that's a bad habit, especially for females. Draco: She's not a female, so I don't see how it much matters. Hermione: Look, Draco, I'll cast a spell on your ass so fast- Harry: Whoa! Hold the phone! Hermione calm, he's not worth it. Hermione: You're right Harry. But let's hurry up to the house. I want some REAL human interaction. All three: HEY!!! (camera comes Tenchi and gang in airport) Ayeka: Ryoko! You sat next to Tenchi on the plain, so I get to sit next to him in the cab! Ryoko: Sorry, sister. But me and my MAN have some catching up to do! Don't we Tenchi? Tenchi: (sweatdrops) Uhhh. I don't know what you mean, Ryoko. Ryoko: Oh, of course you know silly! Right where we left off the plane! Tenchi: (turns VERY red) Where was that Ryoko? Ryoko: Right when we were about to- Ayeka: Ryoko! Unhand Lord Tenchi RIGHT NOW!!!! Ryoko: Geez, princess! Don't lose your cool. Ayeka: I am NOT losing my cool. It's just that you're smothering poor Tenchi! Ryoko: I'm not SMOTHERING him. He likes it, don't you Tenchi? Tenchi: Errrrrrrrrrrr.... (camera fades into house where everyone is sitting in front room)
Kagome: Okay, according to Tracy, the producer, we're supposed introduce ourselves and choose out of a hat who will be rooming with who. I'll start! My name's Kagome! Sango: I'm Sango! Harry: My name's Harry. Tenchi: Hi! I'm Tenchi! Inuyasha: Goody for you golden boy. (sarcastically) Ryoko: (jumps up angrily) no one talks to my Tenchi like that! Inuyasha: Try me bitch!!!! Kagome: Inuyasha! OSUWARI!!! Inuyasha: (from floor) I'm Inuyasha. Ffeh. Ryoko: (angrily) And I'm Ryoko. Sasami: I'm Sasami!!! Shippou: I'm Shippou. Miroku: My name's Miroku. And for all the lovely ladies in this room, would you do me the honor of- Sango: HENATAI!!! (beats him over the head with Hiriakostu) Hermione: (a little shocked) m-m-m-my name's Hermione. Ron: I'm Ron (a/n: okay! I'm getting sick of typing out names! K=Kagome; S= Sango; I=Inuyasha; M=Miroku; SH= Shippou; T=Tenchi; A=Ayeka; R=Ryoko; SA=Sasami; HP= Harry; D=Draco; H=Hermione; RW=Ron) I: What that little snob over there? (points to Draco) H: Oh, that's Draco. He has some 'personal' issues and is emotionally unstable. D: Silence, mudblood! I can speak for myself. I am Draco. One day I shall rule over all creatures on this Earth I: But for now, you're a spoiled fourteen year-old brat! D: And you look no older than seventeen. (sneers) I: (picks Draco up by his shirt) Kid, you don't wanna know how old I am. (growls) D: I'm sure I don't (mumbles) I: Kid, I have special ears, and I can hear everything that goes on this house. I suggest that you watch yourself. K: Inuyasha! Put Draco down or I'll o-word you so many times you'll wish you were dead! I: Feh (drops Draco with painful thud) K: Okay, time to pick from the hat. I'll go first. (picks paper from hat) I got Tenchi! Looks like we're roomies. (scratches name off list) R: Oh, no you don't! I won't allow it. T: It's alright Ryoko. It's not we're sleeping in the bed. R: Oh, alright. K: Okay, Sango, you go next. S: (picks name from hat) Ooh great. I got that evil Draco kid. D: I'm roomin' with a hottie! S: (glares) You see that giant boomerang? I will hit your with it. Understand? D: Ha! That ancient thing couldn't possibly match wand!!! S: Shall I make a demonstration out of Mirkou who's groping me right now. (brings boomerang over his head and he is knocked out) K: Uh, okay. Next, Harry. H: I got Ron! R: Alright, Harry! Just like at Hogwarts! K: Okay, next. ummm.. Ayeka. A: And I will be sharing a room with. Shippou! S: But I want to room with Kagome! A: Oh don't worry! I won't bite! (Ryoko snorts from across the room. K: Right., okay, Hermione, your turn. H: Looks like I'm sharing a room with that perv. Why me? S: Have fun! (cackles) K: And now, it looks like Inuyasha, Ryoko and Sasami will be sharing the room with three beds. I: Ain't no way in the seven hells am I rooming with that bitch! R: Excuse me? And you think I wanna room with a hanyou? I hear they're disgusting AND they smell! (camera shoots outside of resort) Next week on 'The Time I Made Them Play Real World': *getting acquainted in the hot tub!!!
Review and you'll find out! Now, this fic is going to get good!