Hiya!!! This next chapter is also dedicated to people-eater. She suggested
the thing about the beds.
People-eater: Hey, Icee!
Icee-chan: what're you doing here?
People-eater: Alex is here, too!
Icee-chan: Goody.
k.i.s.s.m.: HEY!
Icee-chan: You guys are kinda interrupting me.
People-eater: oh well..
Icee-chan: that means go away.
Disclaimer: We've been over this already.
The Time I Made Them Play Real World Only Seven Beds?!
(camera shows phone ringing)
(Inuyasha picks it up and puts to his ear): Hello?
Tracy (producer of show): Inuyasha! Baby! How ya doin'?
Inuyasha: Hey what the hell is this?! How do this red thinamajig know my name?
Kagome: (walks by) Inuyasha, it's a phone. Just talk to it. There's someone on the other side.
Tracy: Inu, baby! We gotta talk! See, there's been a SLIGHT misunderstanding with our debts.
Inuyasha: Whaddaya mean 'misunderstanding'?
Tracy: Well, see. We kinda fell behind on payments to the place where we bought your furniture. So they're repo-ing some of the items.
Inuyasha: Repo? What the hell does THAT mean?
Tracy: It means they're taking the beds.
Inuyasha: WHAT THE F~bleep~ DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE TAKING THE BEDS?! I WAS JUST GETTING USED TO SLEEPING ON THOSE DAMN THINGS!!!!
Tracy: Now, do get your panties in a bunch! They're only taking half of them, so you'll have to share the beds!
Inuyasha: DEAR KAMI-SAMA! THERE AIN'T NO WAY IN THE SEVEN HELLS AM I SHARING A BED WITH THAT RYOKO WENCH NOR ANYONE ELSE IN THIS HOUSE!!!
Tracy: Well, I gotta. um. go! Bye! Oh, tell everyone else! (hangs up hurriedly)
Kagome: Inuyasha? What's wrong?
Inuyasha: We have to talk. Get everyone else. (camera goes to commercial)
(shows Sesshoumaru getting high)
Sesshoumaru: Man, Kikyou. This is some good stuff.
Kikyou: Yeah.
(shows them again)
Sesshoumaru: You think we should share it with Inuyasha and Kagome?
Kikyou: They can rot in hell.
(shows them again)
Sesshoumaru: This the shit.
Kikyou: Uh-huh.
(shows them making out like freaks. Which they ARE)
(bottom of screen:
Marijuana. Harmless?
(back to Real World)
Tenchi: So what's this all about?
Inuyasha: Well, that red phone thingy rang, and I answered and some fag named Tracy was talking to me.
Sango: What did he say?
Inuyasha: He said that the place they bought our beds were taking them back!
Kagome: What?! Where are WE supposed to sleep?
Inuyasha: HE said that they were gonna leave half of them and that we had to -gulp- share them.
(room is still as graveyard)
Kagome: Are you sure that's what he said?
Inuyasha: Damnit, bitch! If I said he said it, then he said it!
Hermione: So we have to SHARE beds?
Inuyasha: Isn't that was I just said, dumbass? You're brain broken or something?!
Hermione: No need to snap! I was just confirming your statement.
Tenchi: So how're we gonna decide who share's with who?
Kagome: I know one thing, Shippou gets a bed to himself. He's just a little kid. That would scar him for life.
Inuyasha: Well, I'm not sharing with any of these wenchs in this room.
Kagome : (raises eyebrow) so you wuld rather share with, oh I don't know, Miroku?
Inuyasha: (face faults) NO WAY WOULD I SHARE WITH THAT HENTAI!!
Miroku: You act as if I'd be hurt by this.
Kagome: There's only one way to decide.
Ryoko: Right! I got Tenchi!
Ayeka: Oh no you don't!!! (jumps up)
Ryoko: Says who?
Ayeka: Says me!! I don't believe Tenchi want to be traumatized like that!
Ryoko: That's it, princess! You've been ragging my nerves ever since we got here!!! I'm gonna fry your ass!!!
Kagome: (holds up hands) No need to start fighting. Let's just do the hat thing. (brings out hat with names in it. Closes eyes and picks) I got. Harry.
Harry: Phew! I thought for a second I was gonna have to room with Hermione. Hermione: WHAT?!
Sango: I'll pick next and get it over with. (picks name) MIROKU!!!??? Is my life f~bleep~ cursed or something?! Damn!!!
Miroku: Yes!
Ayeka: I'll choose. (picks name) Draco. (shudder)
Ryoko: Ha!!!!! Now I get to choose my dear dear. (choose paper) INUYASHA!! I gotta share a bed with dog boy?!
Inuyasha: Ain't no way in the seven hells am I am sharing anything with that bitch!!!
Ryoko: You can sleep on the f~bleep~in' couch for all I care!
Inuyasha: Fine, that's exactly what I'll do!
Kagome: Um. *.*() Tenchi, you choose next.
Tenchi: Let's see. RON?! There's no way I'm roomin' with a guy, man. I'll take the couch.
Inuyasha: Back off, golden boy! I got the couch!
Tenchi: Hey!!! No fair!
Kagome: Why don't you just have a contest to see who gets the couch and who get's the floor?
Inuyasha&Tenchi: Humph!
Ron: I would've shared with him.
Kagome: I think that's everyone. Oh wait, it's Sasami and Hermione left.
Hermione: Oh, hell no!!!!
Sasami: Oh, and you think I wanna share a bed with you? PUH-LEEZE.
Kagome: Well, you're gonna have to share. We already have two people battling for the couch.
Sasami&Hermione: Darnit!!!
Kagome: What kind of contest should we have?
Inuyasha: Who can eat the most ramen!!!
Kagome: That's dumb, Inuyasha. I think they should play.
Ron: Why don't we make them chug soda until someone wimps out?!
Hermione: Ron, that's the STUPIDEST idea I have ever heard! I like it!
Inuyasha: What's 'chug' and 'soda'?
Kagome: chug means to drink really fast, and soda is a drink. Kinda like water only better.
Inuyasha: Feh, I could out-'chug' golden boy anyday.
Tenchi: I beg to differ.
Inuyasha: You're on!!!
(goes to commercial)
shows Inuyasha wearing leather pants with tattoo's and a pierced nose. (playing she
Hates Me in the background) (a/n: I really DID do a parody called 'She Hates Me'! It's
funny, you should read it!)
Announcer: Buy 'Inuyasha's Greatest Hits: Vol. 1'. Featuring the hit songs, 'She Hates
Me' and 'Inu Bells'. In stores Jan, 21st!
(goes back to Real World) (shows house, then everyone in kitchen) (plays 'Without Me' in background)
Kagome: So, here's the rules. the first person to stop chugging or barf.
Sasami: Has to forfeit the couch!
Hermione: Ok, ready, set, go! (waves flag. Two start chugging.)
Everyone: (chanting) CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! (chugging for about five minutes until Inuyasha passes out)
Shippou: Tenchi wins!!!
Inuyasha: (barfs on Ryoko's feet)
Ryoko: WHAT THE F~bleep~!!!??? (storms to bathroom to clean herself up)
Tenchi: Looks like I got the couch!
Inuyasha: SO where the hell am I supposed to sleep?
Tenchi: You can sleep in a tree for all I care.
Inuyasha: Kagome, can I kill his ass?!
Kagome: NO!! I'll just go buy you an artificial plant.
(goes off)
So, whatcha think? I do believe that the only way for me to know is for you to review, so go ahead, review!! I mean it.
People-eater: Hey, Icee!
Icee-chan: what're you doing here?
People-eater: Alex is here, too!
Icee-chan: Goody.
k.i.s.s.m.: HEY!
Icee-chan: You guys are kinda interrupting me.
People-eater: oh well..
Icee-chan: that means go away.
Disclaimer: We've been over this already.
The Time I Made Them Play Real World Only Seven Beds?!
(camera shows phone ringing)
(Inuyasha picks it up and puts to his ear): Hello?
Tracy (producer of show): Inuyasha! Baby! How ya doin'?
Inuyasha: Hey what the hell is this?! How do this red thinamajig know my name?
Kagome: (walks by) Inuyasha, it's a phone. Just talk to it. There's someone on the other side.
Tracy: Inu, baby! We gotta talk! See, there's been a SLIGHT misunderstanding with our debts.
Inuyasha: Whaddaya mean 'misunderstanding'?
Tracy: Well, see. We kinda fell behind on payments to the place where we bought your furniture. So they're repo-ing some of the items.
Inuyasha: Repo? What the hell does THAT mean?
Tracy: It means they're taking the beds.
Inuyasha: WHAT THE F~bleep~ DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE TAKING THE BEDS?! I WAS JUST GETTING USED TO SLEEPING ON THOSE DAMN THINGS!!!!
Tracy: Now, do get your panties in a bunch! They're only taking half of them, so you'll have to share the beds!
Inuyasha: DEAR KAMI-SAMA! THERE AIN'T NO WAY IN THE SEVEN HELLS AM I SHARING A BED WITH THAT RYOKO WENCH NOR ANYONE ELSE IN THIS HOUSE!!!
Tracy: Well, I gotta. um. go! Bye! Oh, tell everyone else! (hangs up hurriedly)
Kagome: Inuyasha? What's wrong?
Inuyasha: We have to talk. Get everyone else. (camera goes to commercial)
(shows Sesshoumaru getting high)
Sesshoumaru: Man, Kikyou. This is some good stuff.
Kikyou: Yeah.
(shows them again)
Sesshoumaru: You think we should share it with Inuyasha and Kagome?
Kikyou: They can rot in hell.
(shows them again)
Sesshoumaru: This the shit.
Kikyou: Uh-huh.
(shows them making out like freaks. Which they ARE)
(bottom of screen:
Marijuana. Harmless?
(back to Real World)
Tenchi: So what's this all about?
Inuyasha: Well, that red phone thingy rang, and I answered and some fag named Tracy was talking to me.
Sango: What did he say?
Inuyasha: He said that the place they bought our beds were taking them back!
Kagome: What?! Where are WE supposed to sleep?
Inuyasha: HE said that they were gonna leave half of them and that we had to -gulp- share them.
(room is still as graveyard)
Kagome: Are you sure that's what he said?
Inuyasha: Damnit, bitch! If I said he said it, then he said it!
Hermione: So we have to SHARE beds?
Inuyasha: Isn't that was I just said, dumbass? You're brain broken or something?!
Hermione: No need to snap! I was just confirming your statement.
Tenchi: So how're we gonna decide who share's with who?
Kagome: I know one thing, Shippou gets a bed to himself. He's just a little kid. That would scar him for life.
Inuyasha: Well, I'm not sharing with any of these wenchs in this room.
Kagome : (raises eyebrow) so you wuld rather share with, oh I don't know, Miroku?
Inuyasha: (face faults) NO WAY WOULD I SHARE WITH THAT HENTAI!!
Miroku: You act as if I'd be hurt by this.
Kagome: There's only one way to decide.
Ryoko: Right! I got Tenchi!
Ayeka: Oh no you don't!!! (jumps up)
Ryoko: Says who?
Ayeka: Says me!! I don't believe Tenchi want to be traumatized like that!
Ryoko: That's it, princess! You've been ragging my nerves ever since we got here!!! I'm gonna fry your ass!!!
Kagome: (holds up hands) No need to start fighting. Let's just do the hat thing. (brings out hat with names in it. Closes eyes and picks) I got. Harry.
Harry: Phew! I thought for a second I was gonna have to room with Hermione. Hermione: WHAT?!
Sango: I'll pick next and get it over with. (picks name) MIROKU!!!??? Is my life f~bleep~ cursed or something?! Damn!!!
Miroku: Yes!
Ayeka: I'll choose. (picks name) Draco. (shudder)
Ryoko: Ha!!!!! Now I get to choose my dear dear. (choose paper) INUYASHA!! I gotta share a bed with dog boy?!
Inuyasha: Ain't no way in the seven hells am I am sharing anything with that bitch!!!
Ryoko: You can sleep on the f~bleep~in' couch for all I care!
Inuyasha: Fine, that's exactly what I'll do!
Kagome: Um. *.*() Tenchi, you choose next.
Tenchi: Let's see. RON?! There's no way I'm roomin' with a guy, man. I'll take the couch.
Inuyasha: Back off, golden boy! I got the couch!
Tenchi: Hey!!! No fair!
Kagome: Why don't you just have a contest to see who gets the couch and who get's the floor?
Inuyasha&Tenchi: Humph!
Ron: I would've shared with him.
Kagome: I think that's everyone. Oh wait, it's Sasami and Hermione left.
Hermione: Oh, hell no!!!!
Sasami: Oh, and you think I wanna share a bed with you? PUH-LEEZE.
Kagome: Well, you're gonna have to share. We already have two people battling for the couch.
Sasami&Hermione: Darnit!!!
Kagome: What kind of contest should we have?
Inuyasha: Who can eat the most ramen!!!
Kagome: That's dumb, Inuyasha. I think they should play.
Ron: Why don't we make them chug soda until someone wimps out?!
Hermione: Ron, that's the STUPIDEST idea I have ever heard! I like it!
Inuyasha: What's 'chug' and 'soda'?
Kagome: chug means to drink really fast, and soda is a drink. Kinda like water only better.
Inuyasha: Feh, I could out-'chug' golden boy anyday.
Tenchi: I beg to differ.
Inuyasha: You're on!!!
(goes to commercial)
shows Inuyasha wearing leather pants with tattoo's and a pierced nose. (playing she
Hates Me in the background) (a/n: I really DID do a parody called 'She Hates Me'! It's
funny, you should read it!)
Announcer: Buy 'Inuyasha's Greatest Hits: Vol. 1'. Featuring the hit songs, 'She Hates
Me' and 'Inu Bells'. In stores Jan, 21st!
(goes back to Real World) (shows house, then everyone in kitchen) (plays 'Without Me' in background)
Kagome: So, here's the rules. the first person to stop chugging or barf.
Sasami: Has to forfeit the couch!
Hermione: Ok, ready, set, go! (waves flag. Two start chugging.)
Everyone: (chanting) CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! (chugging for about five minutes until Inuyasha passes out)
Shippou: Tenchi wins!!!
Inuyasha: (barfs on Ryoko's feet)
Ryoko: WHAT THE F~bleep~!!!??? (storms to bathroom to clean herself up)
Tenchi: Looks like I got the couch!
Inuyasha: SO where the hell am I supposed to sleep?
Tenchi: You can sleep in a tree for all I care.
Inuyasha: Kagome, can I kill his ass?!
Kagome: NO!! I'll just go buy you an artificial plant.
(goes off)
So, whatcha think? I do believe that the only way for me to know is for you to review, so go ahead, review!! I mean it.