The Time I Mage Them Play Real World
In Da Club (flashing lights) (retro dance music plays)
Sango: This is where you go every night?
Tenchi: And bring home all those beautiful women?
Miroku: Yep. (Sango storms off)
Ayeka: Can I get you some fruit punch, Shippou-chan?
Shippou: Okey-dokey!
Kagome: C'mon Inuyasha, let's dance!
Inuyasha: There's no way in the seven hells am I going to move like I've got a stick up my ass.
Kagome: C'mon Inuyasha! It's called fun. You should try it.
Inuyasha: No.
Kagome: Pleeeeaaaasssseeee?
Inuyasha: You really want me to dance? Get on your knees and beg, bitch!
(goes to Harry, Hermione and Ron)
Ron: Cheer up, Hermione!
Harry: Y-y-yeah! Experience the music!
Ron: She wasn't so hot, anyway.
Hermione: Yes, she was! sniff
Ron: Getting dumped is a part of life.
Harry: Yeah! J-j-just b-b-b-bounce back. twitch
Hermione: But we were so good together!
(at bar)
Tenchi: Hit me again.
Bartender: Don't you think you've had enough?
Tenchi: Yeah, but maybe I'll be so drunk I won't remember what happened tonight.
Bartender: Why do you say that?
(Ryoko runs up)
Ryoko: Tenchi! We've got things to do.
Tenchi: That's why. (is dragged off)
(Draco talking to shifty character in a corner)
Draco: Man, you've got a good stash.
Shifty Man: Thanks, that means a lot coming from a professional drug appraiser.
Draco: No prob, man. Look I want you to deliver these to some friends of mine.
(commercial) (back at bar) (Inuyasha downing his tenth shot)
Bartender: Don't you think you'd better stop?
Inuyasha: Give me more, damnit!!!!
Bartender: Okay, okay!
(shifty walks over to Tenchi)
Shifty Man: Psst. Hey kid. Want something that'll make you feel good?
Tenchi: I don't know.
Shifty Man: It'll make you hhhaaaaaaaapppppppyyyy...
Tenchi: Okay!
Shifty: Try these brownies! They're a real winner.
Tenchi: Thanks. (takes bite) (10 minutes later)
Tenchi: Mmmmm. this good shit! I bet Inuyasha would like some (walks over to Inuyasha) Hey! Inu-chan!
Inuyasha: (downs 50th beer) *burp* What the hell do you want?
Tenchi: Wanna brownie?
Inuyasha: Get that shit away from me, man.
Tenchi: But it's a spe-shel bwowny! It's fwom the magic world of Goody Goody Gumdrops! It'll make you haaaaaaappppyyyyy.
Inuyasha: Pathetic.
(booth where everyone is sitting)
Ayeka: Look! Someone left us some brownies!
Shippou: Chocolate! (licks lips)
Harry: B-b-b-brownies! (everyone except Inuyasha and Draco take one)
Tenchi: Don't you want a brownie, Inuyasha? (shoves it directly under his nose)
Inuyasha: Get that shit away from me.
Kagome: Oh c'mon, Inuyasha! It's just a brownie.
Inuyasha: It does smell really good. (scarfs it down) x 20 minutes later x
Shippou: Yo yo Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: 'Sup, D?
Shippou: 'Nuttin, ju' chillin'.
Kagome: N-yasha, you still owe me dat dance.
Inuyasha: Les' go, baby! (Hermione French kissing Miroku)
Hermione: (giggle) Oops! You're not Harry! (giggle)
Sango: IWANNADANCE!!! YOUWANNADANCE?! CANSOMEONEDANCE?! PWEEZEPWEEZEPWEEEEZZZZEEEE???!!!! (obviously VERY hyper)
Ron: Gods woman. I'll dance with you (oddly unaffected) X 10 minutes later x
Kagome: Oh, N-yasha! You're a dancin' machine!
Inuyasha: Shippou taught me! Shippou: I'm a foxy beast, baby! (Ron comes back with Sango who is snoring)
Ron: She feel asleep.
(next morning) BC: Kagome's Room
Kagome: (yawn) Geez, I had a LONG night last night. (notices lump next to her) Hm, wonder what that is.
Inuyasha: (sleep talking) No mommy, I don't wanna go to school.
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!!???!!!
Inuyasha: KAGOME???!!!???!!!! (after he wakes up) (heard in space: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!)
Well, there I go with those sexual innuendos again. please review!
In Da Club (flashing lights) (retro dance music plays)
Sango: This is where you go every night?
Tenchi: And bring home all those beautiful women?
Miroku: Yep. (Sango storms off)
Ayeka: Can I get you some fruit punch, Shippou-chan?
Shippou: Okey-dokey!
Kagome: C'mon Inuyasha, let's dance!
Inuyasha: There's no way in the seven hells am I going to move like I've got a stick up my ass.
Kagome: C'mon Inuyasha! It's called fun. You should try it.
Inuyasha: No.
Kagome: Pleeeeaaaasssseeee?
Inuyasha: You really want me to dance? Get on your knees and beg, bitch!
(goes to Harry, Hermione and Ron)
Ron: Cheer up, Hermione!
Harry: Y-y-yeah! Experience the music!
Ron: She wasn't so hot, anyway.
Hermione: Yes, she was! sniff
Ron: Getting dumped is a part of life.
Harry: Yeah! J-j-just b-b-b-bounce back. twitch
Hermione: But we were so good together!
(at bar)
Tenchi: Hit me again.
Bartender: Don't you think you've had enough?
Tenchi: Yeah, but maybe I'll be so drunk I won't remember what happened tonight.
Bartender: Why do you say that?
(Ryoko runs up)
Ryoko: Tenchi! We've got things to do.
Tenchi: That's why. (is dragged off)
(Draco talking to shifty character in a corner)
Draco: Man, you've got a good stash.
Shifty Man: Thanks, that means a lot coming from a professional drug appraiser.
Draco: No prob, man. Look I want you to deliver these to some friends of mine.
(commercial) (back at bar) (Inuyasha downing his tenth shot)
Bartender: Don't you think you'd better stop?
Inuyasha: Give me more, damnit!!!!
Bartender: Okay, okay!
(shifty walks over to Tenchi)
Shifty Man: Psst. Hey kid. Want something that'll make you feel good?
Tenchi: I don't know.
Shifty Man: It'll make you hhhaaaaaaaapppppppyyyy...
Tenchi: Okay!
Shifty: Try these brownies! They're a real winner.
Tenchi: Thanks. (takes bite) (10 minutes later)
Tenchi: Mmmmm. this good shit! I bet Inuyasha would like some (walks over to Inuyasha) Hey! Inu-chan!
Inuyasha: (downs 50th beer) *burp* What the hell do you want?
Tenchi: Wanna brownie?
Inuyasha: Get that shit away from me, man.
Tenchi: But it's a spe-shel bwowny! It's fwom the magic world of Goody Goody Gumdrops! It'll make you haaaaaaappppyyyyy.
Inuyasha: Pathetic.
(booth where everyone is sitting)
Ayeka: Look! Someone left us some brownies!
Shippou: Chocolate! (licks lips)
Harry: B-b-b-brownies! (everyone except Inuyasha and Draco take one)
Tenchi: Don't you want a brownie, Inuyasha? (shoves it directly under his nose)
Inuyasha: Get that shit away from me.
Kagome: Oh c'mon, Inuyasha! It's just a brownie.
Inuyasha: It does smell really good. (scarfs it down) x 20 minutes later x
Shippou: Yo yo Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: 'Sup, D?
Shippou: 'Nuttin, ju' chillin'.
Kagome: N-yasha, you still owe me dat dance.
Inuyasha: Les' go, baby! (Hermione French kissing Miroku)
Hermione: (giggle) Oops! You're not Harry! (giggle)
Sango: IWANNADANCE!!! YOUWANNADANCE?! CANSOMEONEDANCE?! PWEEZEPWEEZEPWEEEEZZZZEEEE???!!!! (obviously VERY hyper)
Ron: Gods woman. I'll dance with you (oddly unaffected) X 10 minutes later x
Kagome: Oh, N-yasha! You're a dancin' machine!
Inuyasha: Shippou taught me! Shippou: I'm a foxy beast, baby! (Ron comes back with Sango who is snoring)
Ron: She feel asleep.
(next morning) BC: Kagome's Room
Kagome: (yawn) Geez, I had a LONG night last night. (notices lump next to her) Hm, wonder what that is.
Inuyasha: (sleep talking) No mommy, I don't wanna go to school.
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!!???!!!
Inuyasha: KAGOME???!!!???!!!! (after he wakes up) (heard in space: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!)
Well, there I go with those sexual innuendos again. please review!