Hiya! Happy Valentine Day! Quote of the day 'Valentines Day bites. Totally
in the ass.' - BLIC
I'm A Hustler Baby.! *Special Valentines Day Edition*
Draco: Hey, Kagome! Wanna brownie?
Kagome: Get the fbleep away from me.
Inuyasha: I'll take some!
Draco: Fo' sho' brotha'!
Kagome: Inuyasha! You step away from those brownies right now! You remember what happened last time?
Inuyasha: HOT DAMN!!
Harry: What's cracka' lackin'?!
Kagome: Are okay?
Harry: Never felt better!
Kagome: But what about your aneurysms?
Harry: Ever since I've eaten Draco's 'miracle brownies', I've been cured and excessively perky!
Draco: Right on, brotha'!
Kagome: UGH!
(Tenchi @ Ryoko Café)
Ryoko: So, Tenchi. I've noticed that you're acting a little different lately.
Tenchi: (fruity) Different? No way, girlfriend!
Ryoko: You sure about that?
(Tenchi pats but of guy walking by a giggles. Gets stares)
Tenchi: Don't know what you're talking about, girlfriend! (whispers) Oh, he's a hunk!
Ryoko: Um, Tenchi, you're gay.
Tenchi: oh yeah, that. (winks at waiter)
Ryoko: WHAT?!
Tenchi: Well, I've realized that the male gender is so much easier to screw! The T.V. channel is always on ESPN, and the toilet seats always up!
Ryoko: *barf*
(back at house)
Ron: Valentines Day bites.
Sasami: Totally in the ass.
Ron: Oh well, wanna make out?
Sasami: I'm a lez, but okay! *LATER*
Sango: Okay everyone! We get a name out of the hat and buy a gift for them. (picks: Harry)
Kagome: (Tenchi)
Ryoko: (Shippou)
Sasami: (Miroku)
Inuyasha: I'm not buying SHIT for anyone!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: Damn Wench, feh. Fine. (Kagome) fbleep!
Hermione: (Inuyasha)
Shippou: (Ryoko)
Draco: (Sango)
Harry: (Ayeka)
Ayeka: (Ron)
Ron: (Draco)
Tenchi: (Hermione) (commercial)
(Hermione @ pet shop)
Hermione: Inuyasha IS half dog. Maybe I'll get him a leash or something.
Clerk: Hello ma'am! Need some help?
Hermione: Yes! I'm trying to buy something for my dog.
Clerk: Well, we have muzzles, collars, doggy bowls, leashes, sweaters.
(Sasami@ department store) Sasami: Hm. Guys like leather, right?
(Draco in kitchen) Draco: (singing) I'm a hustler baby.! I jus' want choo to know! It ain't where I'm been, but where I'm 'bout to go! *ding* Mmmm, these brownies smell delicious!
(Inuyasha @ corer liquor store) Inuyasha: Mmmm, beer and vodka!
(Kagome @ department store) Kagome: Gay guys like yellow, right?
(four days later) Kagome: okay! Time to exchange gifts, I'll go first. I had Tenchi. Happy Valentines Day! (hands present)
Tenchi: (opens) A yellow feather scarf? LUV IT HUN! Okay, so I'll like, go next! I like had, Hermione!
Hermione: Zit crème?! (attacks as Tenchi runs screaming through house)
Sango: Okaaaaay, so I'll go next. (hands excessively large gift)
Harry: I got a SPONGEBOB! The excessively perky, excessively annoying and excessively gay cartoon character! Okay, here you go, Ayeka!
Ayeka: Gee, chocolate. How classic thanks. Here Ron. (gives Ron small box)
Ron: What is it?
Ayeka: Anti-depressants.
Ron: Er. thanks?
Draco: I had Sango! Here you go, my sista'! Keep hope alive! (holds fist in 'black power' symbol)
Sango: Yah. Thanks for the brownies, Draco. Really.
Shippou: I'll take those!
Hermione: Happy Valentines Day, Inuyasha! (hands him a muzzle. Kagome laughs her ass off)
Sasami: I had Miroku. Here.
Miroku: Whatever could it be? HOT PINK LEATHER PANTS!? I've ALWAYS wanted some! (shakes hips and sings in deep voice) I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants!
THIS CHAPTER HAS JUST BEEN INTERUPPTED BY BLIC WHO IS STOPPING IT BECAUSE OF THE VERY LAME AND CLICHÉ LIKE GIFTS. SHE REALIZES THAT THIS CHAPTER COULD'VE BEEN MUCH BETTER, BUT SHE WROTE IT IN 15 MINUTES, SO WHAT CAN SHE SAY? SHE IS SORRY THAT YOU WASTED YOUR TIME READING THIS LAME CHAPTER, BUT THE NEXT ONES WILL BE FUNNIER; INCLUDING: Ahhh! It's PMS!; Over the River and Through the Woods to a Gay Bar; and Ramen, Beer and Midol.
I'm A Hustler Baby.! *Special Valentines Day Edition*
Draco: Hey, Kagome! Wanna brownie?
Kagome: Get the fbleep away from me.
Inuyasha: I'll take some!
Draco: Fo' sho' brotha'!
Kagome: Inuyasha! You step away from those brownies right now! You remember what happened last time?
Inuyasha: HOT DAMN!!
Harry: What's cracka' lackin'?!
Kagome: Are okay?
Harry: Never felt better!
Kagome: But what about your aneurysms?
Harry: Ever since I've eaten Draco's 'miracle brownies', I've been cured and excessively perky!
Draco: Right on, brotha'!
Kagome: UGH!
(Tenchi @ Ryoko Café)
Ryoko: So, Tenchi. I've noticed that you're acting a little different lately.
Tenchi: (fruity) Different? No way, girlfriend!
Ryoko: You sure about that?
(Tenchi pats but of guy walking by a giggles. Gets stares)
Tenchi: Don't know what you're talking about, girlfriend! (whispers) Oh, he's a hunk!
Ryoko: Um, Tenchi, you're gay.
Tenchi: oh yeah, that. (winks at waiter)
Ryoko: WHAT?!
Tenchi: Well, I've realized that the male gender is so much easier to screw! The T.V. channel is always on ESPN, and the toilet seats always up!
Ryoko: *barf*
(back at house)
Ron: Valentines Day bites.
Sasami: Totally in the ass.
Ron: Oh well, wanna make out?
Sasami: I'm a lez, but okay! *LATER*
Sango: Okay everyone! We get a name out of the hat and buy a gift for them. (picks: Harry)
Kagome: (Tenchi)
Ryoko: (Shippou)
Sasami: (Miroku)
Inuyasha: I'm not buying SHIT for anyone!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: Damn Wench, feh. Fine. (Kagome) fbleep!
Hermione: (Inuyasha)
Shippou: (Ryoko)
Draco: (Sango)
Harry: (Ayeka)
Ayeka: (Ron)
Ron: (Draco)
Tenchi: (Hermione) (commercial)
(Hermione @ pet shop)
Hermione: Inuyasha IS half dog. Maybe I'll get him a leash or something.
Clerk: Hello ma'am! Need some help?
Hermione: Yes! I'm trying to buy something for my dog.
Clerk: Well, we have muzzles, collars, doggy bowls, leashes, sweaters.
(Sasami@ department store) Sasami: Hm. Guys like leather, right?
(Draco in kitchen) Draco: (singing) I'm a hustler baby.! I jus' want choo to know! It ain't where I'm been, but where I'm 'bout to go! *ding* Mmmm, these brownies smell delicious!
(Inuyasha @ corer liquor store) Inuyasha: Mmmm, beer and vodka!
(Kagome @ department store) Kagome: Gay guys like yellow, right?
(four days later) Kagome: okay! Time to exchange gifts, I'll go first. I had Tenchi. Happy Valentines Day! (hands present)
Tenchi: (opens) A yellow feather scarf? LUV IT HUN! Okay, so I'll like, go next! I like had, Hermione!
Hermione: Zit crème?! (attacks as Tenchi runs screaming through house)
Sango: Okaaaaay, so I'll go next. (hands excessively large gift)
Harry: I got a SPONGEBOB! The excessively perky, excessively annoying and excessively gay cartoon character! Okay, here you go, Ayeka!
Ayeka: Gee, chocolate. How classic thanks. Here Ron. (gives Ron small box)
Ron: What is it?
Ayeka: Anti-depressants.
Ron: Er. thanks?
Draco: I had Sango! Here you go, my sista'! Keep hope alive! (holds fist in 'black power' symbol)
Sango: Yah. Thanks for the brownies, Draco. Really.
Shippou: I'll take those!
Hermione: Happy Valentines Day, Inuyasha! (hands him a muzzle. Kagome laughs her ass off)
Sasami: I had Miroku. Here.
Miroku: Whatever could it be? HOT PINK LEATHER PANTS!? I've ALWAYS wanted some! (shakes hips and sings in deep voice) I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants!
THIS CHAPTER HAS JUST BEEN INTERUPPTED BY BLIC WHO IS STOPPING IT BECAUSE OF THE VERY LAME AND CLICHÉ LIKE GIFTS. SHE REALIZES THAT THIS CHAPTER COULD'VE BEEN MUCH BETTER, BUT SHE WROTE IT IN 15 MINUTES, SO WHAT CAN SHE SAY? SHE IS SORRY THAT YOU WASTED YOUR TIME READING THIS LAME CHAPTER, BUT THE NEXT ONES WILL BE FUNNIER; INCLUDING: Ahhh! It's PMS!; Over the River and Through the Woods to a Gay Bar; and Ramen, Beer and Midol.