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Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, and if I did, I'd be making money off them.
The Time I Made Them Play Real World Ramen, Midol and Budweiser
(comes in on Ryoko looking in the refrigerator)
Ryoko: Where's the food, damnit?!
Kagome: What's wrong, Ryoko?
Ryoko: We don't have ANY food! Where's the bitch that ate all the food!!?? I'm f~bleep~in' hungry!!!
Kagome: Calm down, Ryoko! Why don't we just ask everyone? (everyone sitting down)
Ryoko: Okay, where's the bitch that ate all the food?!
Inuyasha: I did! You gotta a problem with that, wench?
Ryoko: Let me at him!! Let me at the f~bleep~er!!! I'll kill his ass! (Miroku holds her back and gropes her ass) You perverted FREAK!!!! (Miroku is unconscious for several minutes)
Kagome: We'll just go grocery shopping. It's that simple. Okay, who wants to go?
Tenchi: Don't look at me! I don't do the shopping thing! (notices Ryoko looking at him) I mean no way, girlfriend! My nails are dry yet!
Hermione: Well, we can't go, we have to stay with Harry. Until Draco makes some more brownies, Harry's gone back to normal
Harry: IT BURNS!! AHH!!!! HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!
Ron: Yeah, we're the only ones who'll put up with his aneurysms.
Harry: (twitches violently) AHHHH!!!!! IT'S VOLDEMORTE!!! IT'S VOLDEMORTE!!!
Sango: I don't know what 'shopping' or 'groceries' are.
Ayeka: Me and Sasami are going to play tennis.
Kagome: (looks at Miroku who is dancing with his shirt off) I don't trust you Miroku. There's too many women around. You might be tempted.
Miroku: Women? Lead me to them!
Sango: Heel boy.
Kagome: Well, what about you, Draco?
Hermione: Would you really trust HIM to go out in public?
Draco: I shall rule the world!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kagome: Right. looks like it's just you Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Feh.
Kagome: Inuyasha, be serious for once! Can I trust you with $75 to buy some food?
Inuyasha: Whatever, woman. Food is food. I KNOW food.
Kagome: Okay, then, all you have to do is walk two blocks down to the big building. Get a cart, and get some food. Then you use the money and give it to the cashier, then come STRAIGHT back here!
Inuyasha: Feh.
Shippou: Can I go?
Kagome: Sure, Shippou-chan!
Inuyasha: Hey!!! Bitch, I'm the one going! He cannot come with me!
Kagome: INUYASHA! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!!
Inuyasha: What the f~bleep~ was that for?
Kagome: Just take Shippou with you!!! (goes to commercial)
(goes back to show, Inuyasha standing in store. Shippou transformed into a little boy)
Inuyasha: This place is HUGE! Where in the hell am I supposed to find ramen?! Hey, you! (calls to clerk)
Clerk: Yes?
Inuyasha: Where's the ramen?
Clerk: Oh, well, it's right down there.
Inuyasha: There's so many different kinds! We'll take them all!
Shippou: I think Kagome wanted us to get other stuff, too, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: If she wanted us to get other stuff, she would've said so! Besides, ramen is food! Now, to take care of that Harry kid and his damn aneurysms.
Clerk: Can I help you with something?
Inuyasha: Yeah, I need some medicine for this dumb kid.
Clerk: Well, what are his or her symptoms?
Inuyasha: See, he's got this scar on his forehead that keeps burning him and he keeps having aneurysms. He ate some kinda brownies that made him better but they kinda wore off.
Clerk: Sounds to me like PMS. I suggest Midol. In fact, you'd better get him Extra Strength, sounds to me like he could really use some relief.
Inuyasha: Yeah, whatever. (grabs about 30 boxes) Now, you think we should get something to drink?
Shippou: Doh! I think so.
Inuyasha: Shut the f~beep~ up!!!!!! (walks until they come to the liquor aisle)
Shippou: There's so many different kinds, which should we get?
Inuyasha: Hmm, let's get some Budweiser, Burboun, whiskey, Bacardi, and Tequilas sounds good?
(Shippou walks off, then returns with a six pack of Budweiser)
Inuyasha: Feh. We're gonna need more than that, you dumbass!!! (Shippou goes and gets four more)
Inuyasha: That's more like it. Let's go. (fills cart with everything else) (walks out of door. Detector goes off and he punches it. No one cares) (back at the house)
Inuyasha: I'm back. (dumps shopping cart in the middle of the floor and walks to sit down)
Kagome: Inuyasha, all you got was liquor, ramen and Midol.
Harry: Just what I- (starts twitching violently)- n-n-need!!! (takes Midol into bathroom.
Tenchi: Whoa, man that's not even cool. Hey! Budweiser!! My favorite! Yo, Kagome, pass that over here! (notice that he's not gay right now)
Kagome: (tosses bottle over to Tenchi and rolls eyes) (commercial)
Miroku: (dancing) I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants. (mumbles)
Draco: (SINGING) I'm a hustler Baby!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, and if I did, I'd be making money off them.
The Time I Made Them Play Real World Ramen, Midol and Budweiser
(comes in on Ryoko looking in the refrigerator)
Ryoko: Where's the food, damnit?!
Kagome: What's wrong, Ryoko?
Ryoko: We don't have ANY food! Where's the bitch that ate all the food!!?? I'm f~bleep~in' hungry!!!
Kagome: Calm down, Ryoko! Why don't we just ask everyone? (everyone sitting down)
Ryoko: Okay, where's the bitch that ate all the food?!
Inuyasha: I did! You gotta a problem with that, wench?
Ryoko: Let me at him!! Let me at the f~bleep~er!!! I'll kill his ass! (Miroku holds her back and gropes her ass) You perverted FREAK!!!! (Miroku is unconscious for several minutes)
Kagome: We'll just go grocery shopping. It's that simple. Okay, who wants to go?
Tenchi: Don't look at me! I don't do the shopping thing! (notices Ryoko looking at him) I mean no way, girlfriend! My nails are dry yet!
Hermione: Well, we can't go, we have to stay with Harry. Until Draco makes some more brownies, Harry's gone back to normal
Harry: IT BURNS!! AHH!!!! HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!
Ron: Yeah, we're the only ones who'll put up with his aneurysms.
Harry: (twitches violently) AHHHH!!!!! IT'S VOLDEMORTE!!! IT'S VOLDEMORTE!!!
Sango: I don't know what 'shopping' or 'groceries' are.
Ayeka: Me and Sasami are going to play tennis.
Kagome: (looks at Miroku who is dancing with his shirt off) I don't trust you Miroku. There's too many women around. You might be tempted.
Miroku: Women? Lead me to them!
Sango: Heel boy.
Kagome: Well, what about you, Draco?
Hermione: Would you really trust HIM to go out in public?
Draco: I shall rule the world!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kagome: Right. looks like it's just you Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Feh.
Kagome: Inuyasha, be serious for once! Can I trust you with $75 to buy some food?
Inuyasha: Whatever, woman. Food is food. I KNOW food.
Kagome: Okay, then, all you have to do is walk two blocks down to the big building. Get a cart, and get some food. Then you use the money and give it to the cashier, then come STRAIGHT back here!
Inuyasha: Feh.
Shippou: Can I go?
Kagome: Sure, Shippou-chan!
Inuyasha: Hey!!! Bitch, I'm the one going! He cannot come with me!
Kagome: INUYASHA! OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI!!!
Inuyasha: What the f~bleep~ was that for?
Kagome: Just take Shippou with you!!! (goes to commercial)
(goes back to show, Inuyasha standing in store. Shippou transformed into a little boy)
Inuyasha: This place is HUGE! Where in the hell am I supposed to find ramen?! Hey, you! (calls to clerk)
Clerk: Yes?
Inuyasha: Where's the ramen?
Clerk: Oh, well, it's right down there.
Inuyasha: There's so many different kinds! We'll take them all!
Shippou: I think Kagome wanted us to get other stuff, too, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: If she wanted us to get other stuff, she would've said so! Besides, ramen is food! Now, to take care of that Harry kid and his damn aneurysms.
Clerk: Can I help you with something?
Inuyasha: Yeah, I need some medicine for this dumb kid.
Clerk: Well, what are his or her symptoms?
Inuyasha: See, he's got this scar on his forehead that keeps burning him and he keeps having aneurysms. He ate some kinda brownies that made him better but they kinda wore off.
Clerk: Sounds to me like PMS. I suggest Midol. In fact, you'd better get him Extra Strength, sounds to me like he could really use some relief.
Inuyasha: Yeah, whatever. (grabs about 30 boxes) Now, you think we should get something to drink?
Shippou: Doh! I think so.
Inuyasha: Shut the f~beep~ up!!!!!! (walks until they come to the liquor aisle)
Shippou: There's so many different kinds, which should we get?
Inuyasha: Hmm, let's get some Budweiser, Burboun, whiskey, Bacardi, and Tequilas sounds good?
(Shippou walks off, then returns with a six pack of Budweiser)
Inuyasha: Feh. We're gonna need more than that, you dumbass!!! (Shippou goes and gets four more)
Inuyasha: That's more like it. Let's go. (fills cart with everything else) (walks out of door. Detector goes off and he punches it. No one cares) (back at the house)
Inuyasha: I'm back. (dumps shopping cart in the middle of the floor and walks to sit down)
Kagome: Inuyasha, all you got was liquor, ramen and Midol.
Harry: Just what I- (starts twitching violently)- n-n-need!!! (takes Midol into bathroom.
Tenchi: Whoa, man that's not even cool. Hey! Budweiser!! My favorite! Yo, Kagome, pass that over here! (notice that he's not gay right now)
Kagome: (tosses bottle over to Tenchi and rolls eyes) (commercial)
Miroku: (dancing) I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants. (mumbles)
Draco: (SINGING) I'm a hustler Baby!