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The Time I Made Them Real World AHH! It's PMS!!!
Kagome: Stay away from me! (slams door)
Ron: Bloody hell! What's eating her?
C: Tenchi
Tenchi: Okay, I just wanna clear the board. I AM NOT GAY. I'm just pretending so Ryoko will get off my back. She's stopped trying to drag me every fbleepin' where.
BC: Miroku
Miroku: (dancing in mirror) I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants. I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants. I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants.
Sango: WOULDJA'SHUTTHEFbleepUPABOUTYOURSTUPIDHOTPINKLEATHERPANTS?! (been eating Draco's brownies)
Miroku: But I like to dance-
Sango: GETSOMEWHEREWITHTHATSTUPISHIT! (storms out of room)
C: Harry Harry: I think there's something wrong with all the girls cause they're all acting really mean. Sasami attacked me with a fork this morning and Kagome's been cussing everyone out and having tantrums every 3 minutes. I'm so scared.
Kagome: Okay. WHO ATE ALL THE Fbleepin' PEANUT BUTTER?! WHO DID IT?!
Inuyasha: I did! You gotta problem with that or something you moody bitch?!
Kagome: Damn skippy I gotta problem with it! How the hell am I supposed to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich if I ain't got no damn peanut butter!
Inuyasha: It's JUST peanut butter! Damn wench.
Kagome: Inuyasha! I'm gonna stab yo' black ass!!!
Inuyasha: Feh.
Kagome: You think I'm playin'? (Inuyasha suddenly afraid runs in terror) Get yo' ass back here! (runs after him w/butter knife)
Draco: Damn. Why she got her panties all in a twist?
Ayeka: What did you say?
Draco: Um, somethin' 'bout panties? (scared)
Ayeka: Oh, so now you think that's it's okay to talk about ladies' underwear? I mean, he ate the damn peanut butter for god's sake! How inconsiderate can you get?
BATHROOM:
Sasami: YOU LEFT A PIECE OF TISSUE ON THE FLOOR!
Miroku: But it's just-
Sasami: PICK IT UP! NOW!!!
Miroku: But-
Sasami: Do you need me to talk you through it?! It's tissue, you pick it up!
Miroku: Yes ma'am.
C: Shippou
Shippou: I'm so scared. All the girls are acting mean and crazy. I think they might go on a killing spree next week! AHH!! THE HORROR!
(Inuyasha screaming is heard)
Kagome: Die! Bitch die!!!!
Inuyasha: Kagome p-p-p-please, spare me.
Kagome: You ate the peanut butter! Why should I?
Inuyasha: Because I'm too young to die!!!
Kagome: Dude. You're like, 60 sumthin' years old. Besides, now I'll never have my sandwich! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sandwich buddy! (drops knife and starts crying)
Draco: Whoa, man that was messed up shit.
Ayeka: What did you say?
Draco: Sumthin' 'bout messed up shit.
Ayeka: So, what?! Now you think you can just talk about shit like it's got no feelings?
Draco: But it has NO feelings.
Ayeka: Are you saying I'm wrong?
Draco: (backs into corner) No ma'am.
(commercial) (Kagome enters with Inuyasha on a leash)
Kagome: Hey, Inuyasha! I bet you're hungry, aren't ya' boy?!
(Inuyasha, not on all fours says: Feh.)
Kagome: Inuyasha no baka! Dogs don't talk! You're supposed to say woof woof!
Inuyasha: You can kiss my furry ass!
Kagome: C'mon! This isn't funny! Get on your knees and bark or I'll s-word you!
Inuyasha: Feh, fine. Stupid wench. (gets on hands and knees and barks)
Kagome: Too bad I don't have anything to feed you!
Inuyasha: (Makes big puppy eyes)
Shippou: Have no fear! Ramen Treats are here!
Kagome: Ramen Treats? What're those?
Shippou: They're the best doggie treat in the whole wide world! They come in Shrimp flavor, Oriental flavor, Beef flavor, and Chicken flavor! Just like the regular ramen!
Kagome: That's great! Now Inuyasha will eat his food! (takes treats in hand and throws them in the air) Catch, boy!
Inuyasha: Feh, there's no way in the world am I jumping for that doggy shit.
Kagome: Inuyasha! That's not your line! You're supposed to bark happily and jump and catch the treats in your mouth! Do it right!
Inuyasha: Kiss my furry ass.
Kagome: (kicks Inuyasha with much force) Say your lines!
Inuyasha: Feh.
Kagome: Geez, Inuyasha! Now you have a yummy treat to eat. Go fetch! (throws in the air and Inuyasha jumps up and catches in his mouth.
Announcer: If grumpy hanyous love it, so will your dog!! Ramen Treats! A dog's NEW best friend!
(bts)
C: Shippou (still)
Shippou: I've locked myself in the confessional. I've been in here about three hours.
(Inuyasha's voice sounds through the door)
Inuyasha: Shippou! Open the fbleepin' door! Kagome's gonna tear me to shreds! AHHH! SHIPPOU!!!!
Shippou: Oh the horror! THE HORROR!!!
(violently screams and cackles heard)
(Ryoko chasing Tenchi down)
Ryoko: Get back here you little fbleeper'!
Tenchi: What did I do? (runs a little faster)
Ryoko: YOU CHANGED THE CHANNEL, THAT'S WHAT YOU LITTLE FbleepER!!!! I WAS WATHCING "LIFETIME'!
Tenchi: But I wanted to watch sports center! (bumps into Inuyasha who has several bruises on his face) Darn*, what happened to you?
Kagome: I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU YET!!!! (screams like banshee)
(Sasami and Miroku in common bathroom)
Sasami: Pick up the tissue! (bathroom tee-p'd (stupid spelling))
Miroku: But you just threw all that over the place.
Sasami: I don't give three fbleeps! Pick up the damn toilet paper!
Miroku: But it'll take me all day! I've got a date with Cookie.
Sasami: Really? (Miroku nods) WELL I DON'T GIVE A Fbleep!!! Clean it up!!!!
Miroku: You can't make me do anything,
Sasami: (picks up plunger) Try me. (Miroku runs out screaming)
(Sango, Harry and Ron watching 'Barney') (don't ask why)
('I Love You' just went off)
Sango: I have a different version, wanna hear?
Harry&Ron: Sure!
Sango: I hate you! You hate me! I chased yo' ass up a tree! Took my boomerang and sliced off your head! Oh no! Look now Harry's dead. (my friend read song this in a fic that's not owned by me. I believe it was in 'Pixie Dust is Dangerous'. Just so you know)
Harry: Ummm.
Sango: Let's act it out, shall we? (advances towards Harry with boomerang in hand)
Harry: Ahh! Bloody MURDER!!! Sango's possessed! (Ron laughing his ass off)
Sango: You think that's funny? 'Cause I'll come over there and get ya'!
Ron: NNNOOOOO!!!!
C: Shippou.still
(rustle and bang is heard from door)
Shippou: Who's there?!?!?!?!?!?!? (Draco comes out of the vent) How did you get in here?
Draco: I been tunneling through the ventilation since this mornin'. Them girls is crazy!!!
Shippou: What's wrong with them?
Draco: It's a brotha's worst nightmare. It's. (dun dun duuun!).PMS..
(screams of pain are heard as well as mean female voices chanting: DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!)
Inuyasha: Shippou! Let us in, please!!!
Shippou: But what if they get in?
Inuyasha: I'll make sure they don't.
Shippou: Okay. (opens door and Harry, Tenchi, Ron Miroku and Inuyasha run in)
Kagome: Come back here you scaredy cats! (her arm reaches in and starts to choke Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: CLOSE. (gag).THE.(choke).DOOR!!! (everyone pushes door close)
(outside)
Kagome: Will get in there you little fbleepers'!!!
Ryoko: And when we do.
Hermione: We're gonna fbleep yo' asses up!! (I realize that she just came into the story, but I lost track of my characters)
*3 hours later*
Kagome: C'mon girls! Let's bust this door down! (girls starting pushing door) Heave! Ho! Heave Ho! (door finally come down. Guys huddled in corner) AAATTTTAAACCCKKK!!!!
(run into the room. Screen goes black)
Announcer: We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp.
somewhere in the future
Tenchi: That wasn't so bad.
Inuyasha: Yeah, and it only took us seven years to heal.
Okay, okay I realize that last part was a little corny. Sorry. But, I'm thinking about making an entire show about the filming of the commercial 'Ramen Treats'. Suggestions, please.
The Time I Made Them Real World AHH! It's PMS!!!
Kagome: Stay away from me! (slams door)
Ron: Bloody hell! What's eating her?
C: Tenchi
Tenchi: Okay, I just wanna clear the board. I AM NOT GAY. I'm just pretending so Ryoko will get off my back. She's stopped trying to drag me every fbleepin' where.
BC: Miroku
Miroku: (dancing in mirror) I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants. I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants. I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants.
Sango: WOULDJA'SHUTTHEFbleepUPABOUTYOURSTUPIDHOTPINKLEATHERPANTS?! (been eating Draco's brownies)
Miroku: But I like to dance-
Sango: GETSOMEWHEREWITHTHATSTUPISHIT! (storms out of room)
C: Harry Harry: I think there's something wrong with all the girls cause they're all acting really mean. Sasami attacked me with a fork this morning and Kagome's been cussing everyone out and having tantrums every 3 minutes. I'm so scared.
Kagome: Okay. WHO ATE ALL THE Fbleepin' PEANUT BUTTER?! WHO DID IT?!
Inuyasha: I did! You gotta problem with that or something you moody bitch?!
Kagome: Damn skippy I gotta problem with it! How the hell am I supposed to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich if I ain't got no damn peanut butter!
Inuyasha: It's JUST peanut butter! Damn wench.
Kagome: Inuyasha! I'm gonna stab yo' black ass!!!
Inuyasha: Feh.
Kagome: You think I'm playin'? (Inuyasha suddenly afraid runs in terror) Get yo' ass back here! (runs after him w/butter knife)
Draco: Damn. Why she got her panties all in a twist?
Ayeka: What did you say?
Draco: Um, somethin' 'bout panties? (scared)
Ayeka: Oh, so now you think that's it's okay to talk about ladies' underwear? I mean, he ate the damn peanut butter for god's sake! How inconsiderate can you get?
BATHROOM:
Sasami: YOU LEFT A PIECE OF TISSUE ON THE FLOOR!
Miroku: But it's just-
Sasami: PICK IT UP! NOW!!!
Miroku: But-
Sasami: Do you need me to talk you through it?! It's tissue, you pick it up!
Miroku: Yes ma'am.
C: Shippou
Shippou: I'm so scared. All the girls are acting mean and crazy. I think they might go on a killing spree next week! AHH!! THE HORROR!
(Inuyasha screaming is heard)
Kagome: Die! Bitch die!!!!
Inuyasha: Kagome p-p-p-please, spare me.
Kagome: You ate the peanut butter! Why should I?
Inuyasha: Because I'm too young to die!!!
Kagome: Dude. You're like, 60 sumthin' years old. Besides, now I'll never have my sandwich! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sandwich buddy! (drops knife and starts crying)
Draco: Whoa, man that was messed up shit.
Ayeka: What did you say?
Draco: Sumthin' 'bout messed up shit.
Ayeka: So, what?! Now you think you can just talk about shit like it's got no feelings?
Draco: But it has NO feelings.
Ayeka: Are you saying I'm wrong?
Draco: (backs into corner) No ma'am.
(commercial) (Kagome enters with Inuyasha on a leash)
Kagome: Hey, Inuyasha! I bet you're hungry, aren't ya' boy?!
(Inuyasha, not on all fours says: Feh.)
Kagome: Inuyasha no baka! Dogs don't talk! You're supposed to say woof woof!
Inuyasha: You can kiss my furry ass!
Kagome: C'mon! This isn't funny! Get on your knees and bark or I'll s-word you!
Inuyasha: Feh, fine. Stupid wench. (gets on hands and knees and barks)
Kagome: Too bad I don't have anything to feed you!
Inuyasha: (Makes big puppy eyes)
Shippou: Have no fear! Ramen Treats are here!
Kagome: Ramen Treats? What're those?
Shippou: They're the best doggie treat in the whole wide world! They come in Shrimp flavor, Oriental flavor, Beef flavor, and Chicken flavor! Just like the regular ramen!
Kagome: That's great! Now Inuyasha will eat his food! (takes treats in hand and throws them in the air) Catch, boy!
Inuyasha: Feh, there's no way in the world am I jumping for that doggy shit.
Kagome: Inuyasha! That's not your line! You're supposed to bark happily and jump and catch the treats in your mouth! Do it right!
Inuyasha: Kiss my furry ass.
Kagome: (kicks Inuyasha with much force) Say your lines!
Inuyasha: Feh.
Kagome: Geez, Inuyasha! Now you have a yummy treat to eat. Go fetch! (throws in the air and Inuyasha jumps up and catches in his mouth.
Announcer: If grumpy hanyous love it, so will your dog!! Ramen Treats! A dog's NEW best friend!
(bts)
C: Shippou (still)
Shippou: I've locked myself in the confessional. I've been in here about three hours.
(Inuyasha's voice sounds through the door)
Inuyasha: Shippou! Open the fbleepin' door! Kagome's gonna tear me to shreds! AHHH! SHIPPOU!!!!
Shippou: Oh the horror! THE HORROR!!!
(violently screams and cackles heard)
(Ryoko chasing Tenchi down)
Ryoko: Get back here you little fbleeper'!
Tenchi: What did I do? (runs a little faster)
Ryoko: YOU CHANGED THE CHANNEL, THAT'S WHAT YOU LITTLE FbleepER!!!! I WAS WATHCING "LIFETIME'!
Tenchi: But I wanted to watch sports center! (bumps into Inuyasha who has several bruises on his face) Darn*, what happened to you?
Kagome: I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU YET!!!! (screams like banshee)
(Sasami and Miroku in common bathroom)
Sasami: Pick up the tissue! (bathroom tee-p'd (stupid spelling))
Miroku: But you just threw all that over the place.
Sasami: I don't give three fbleeps! Pick up the damn toilet paper!
Miroku: But it'll take me all day! I've got a date with Cookie.
Sasami: Really? (Miroku nods) WELL I DON'T GIVE A Fbleep!!! Clean it up!!!!
Miroku: You can't make me do anything,
Sasami: (picks up plunger) Try me. (Miroku runs out screaming)
(Sango, Harry and Ron watching 'Barney') (don't ask why)
('I Love You' just went off)
Sango: I have a different version, wanna hear?
Harry&Ron: Sure!
Sango: I hate you! You hate me! I chased yo' ass up a tree! Took my boomerang and sliced off your head! Oh no! Look now Harry's dead. (my friend read song this in a fic that's not owned by me. I believe it was in 'Pixie Dust is Dangerous'. Just so you know)
Harry: Ummm.
Sango: Let's act it out, shall we? (advances towards Harry with boomerang in hand)
Harry: Ahh! Bloody MURDER!!! Sango's possessed! (Ron laughing his ass off)
Sango: You think that's funny? 'Cause I'll come over there and get ya'!
Ron: NNNOOOOO!!!!
C: Shippou.still
(rustle and bang is heard from door)
Shippou: Who's there?!?!?!?!?!?!? (Draco comes out of the vent) How did you get in here?
Draco: I been tunneling through the ventilation since this mornin'. Them girls is crazy!!!
Shippou: What's wrong with them?
Draco: It's a brotha's worst nightmare. It's. (dun dun duuun!).PMS..
(screams of pain are heard as well as mean female voices chanting: DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!)
Inuyasha: Shippou! Let us in, please!!!
Shippou: But what if they get in?
Inuyasha: I'll make sure they don't.
Shippou: Okay. (opens door and Harry, Tenchi, Ron Miroku and Inuyasha run in)
Kagome: Come back here you scaredy cats! (her arm reaches in and starts to choke Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: CLOSE. (gag).THE.(choke).DOOR!!! (everyone pushes door close)
(outside)
Kagome: Will get in there you little fbleepers'!!!
Ryoko: And when we do.
Hermione: We're gonna fbleep yo' asses up!! (I realize that she just came into the story, but I lost track of my characters)
*3 hours later*
Kagome: C'mon girls! Let's bust this door down! (girls starting pushing door) Heave! Ho! Heave Ho! (door finally come down. Guys huddled in corner) AAATTTTAAACCCKKK!!!!
(run into the room. Screen goes black)
Announcer: We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp.
somewhere in the future
Tenchi: That wasn't so bad.
Inuyasha: Yeah, and it only took us seven years to heal.
Okay, okay I realize that last part was a little corny. Sorry. But, I'm thinking about making an entire show about the filming of the commercial 'Ramen Treats'. Suggestions, please.