Hey everyone! I'm back! Sorry I haven't updated for two weeks, but my
account's been locked for two weeks. darn FanFiction. Anywho, I've written
like, three chapters, and to make up for lost time, I'm posting them all
tonight! YAY! Also, three more things: I haven't included Disclaimers for a
while, but just for the record, we all know I don't own crap. Second, I'm
starting a campaign I like to call: The MTVJ (MTV Japan) VJ Campaign! Yes
I, BLIC, will now be known as BLIC the MTV VJ! What does this mean for you?
It means that I'll complete all the clichés! In other words, I'll take all
the stupid reality shows: Meet My Folks, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette,
Joe Millionaire, Blind Date, (I could go on forever) etc. etc. and will be
posting them on my so-called MTVJ!!!! So, non-stop stupidity. And if I ever
feel the need to write something serious (God strictly forbid it) I'll
smack myself and load up on Draco's brownies and turn back to 'normal'.
Finally, I have a few thank you's:
Bunny: You are truly a friend, definitely since you introduced me to the wonderful world of anime!
BuyoGal: Because even though you're a female Miroku, like to read things such as 'My Brother, My Lover' (be WARNED!!!!) and other obscenities, but you did come up with 'Cribs', so for that you get credit.
NNG: I'm afraid if I DON'T give you credit, you'll hurt me. So erm. there you go.
Meggie-chan/people eater- (which one are you now?) Arigatou and a MILLION times over! She's come up with 1/3 of this retarded story! I love you for being so weird (not like that) I swear I would have killed someone, if not for you. Now I have cruel and unfair ways to torture Inuyasha, Tenchi and Harry!
But, finally, I'd like to thank all the readers who have put up with my madness! You have NO IDEA how crazy I am, and believe me, I am, so to sit through this story faithfully, is really cool. Because sometimes I wanna just act normal. But it's not happening because I draw inspiration from my reviews!
Well, enough of this mushy crap, on with the story!!!
The Time I Made Them Play Real World: Over The River and Through The Woods, To A Gay Bar We Go!!
C: Tenchi
Tenchi: Tonight, I'm going to a bar to meet the ladies!
(in the kitchen)
Ryoko: I'm worried about Tenchi, I think he's suffering.
Sango: Tenchi's fine without you.
Ryoko: What did you say bitch?!
Sango: Damn, no need to get all defensive and upset. I'm just sayin' Tenchi seems happy.
Ryoko: But I like the OLD Tenchi better.
(Miroku walks in with wasted hoe)
Miroku: Hey! This is Cookie!
Cookie: I like hot pink leather pants! See? We're even matching!!!
Sango: What is SHE doing here?
Cookie: I'm gonna get paid to get laid!
Miroku: But I get SO much more!
Sango: *martyred *twitching
Ryoko: *snorts* Have fun,
(Tenchi walks in)
Tenchi: Lookin' good girlfriends! Well I'm off!
Ryoko: Where are you going?
Tenchi: To a gay bar! All the hunks go there! (leaves)
Ryoko: Let's follow him.
Sango: Why should I?
Ryoko: Would you rather stay here with them? (background: (two voices) I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants!)
Sango: Don't leave me!!!! (follows) (Inuyasha gagged and tied to chair)
Inuyasha: Mghpmgh! (Let me the fbleep go!)
Kagome: You're gonna sit here and shadup!
Inuyasha: Gmicht! (Bitch!) Umrgmph mhe mfngiht MONW! (Untie me right NOW you stupid bitch) a/n: oh yeah, he DID get sat. so er. *BUMP*
Kagome: I'm putting you on an alcohol deprivation program!
Inuyasha: MPHMH!? (WHAT!?)
Kagome: You'll go an entrie 48 hours without beer, vodka, gin, bourbon, whiskey, shots, tequilas, Rice tea or sake!!
Inuyasha: MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! (NOOOOOOO!!!!)
(Kagome cackles evilly)
(Draco, Harry and Ron) *ding*
Draco: Fresh out the oven, brotha'! (takes brownies out of the oven)
Harry: G-g-g-great! I need something t-t-to keep these d-d-d-damn spasms-s- s-s-s under con-t-t-trol. (eats)
*10 minutes later*
Harry: Those things to do wonder's, Draco! What's your secret?
Draco: Sorry, dawg. It's my lil' secret, you know!
(Tenchi outside nightclub)
SM (constant abbreviation for some hoe): I'm glad you could come, Tenchi! I was beginning to miss you!
(Ryoko and Sango spying from bushes)
Ryoko: That little fbleeper'!! I can't believe he lied to me! (jumps up!
Sango: Oh well, let's go party!
Ryoko: Hold it, Barbie! There's hell to pay!
(Tenchi sees them)
Tenchi: Uh-oh. (rather loudly) No way girlfriend! I'm gay ! Hey! This is NOT the right line!
SH: Um.
Tenchi: Nice chattin' with ya' honey! (at park: Ayeka and Shippou)
Shippou: Ayeka, you're REALLY nice!
Ayeka: Oh Shippou! I would fly to the Uranus for you!
Shippou: Hmmm. then can I have some ice-cream?
Ayeka: Sure!
A/n: Okay, now I'm going to switch the regular ice-cream truck with a 'Vice City' ice-cream truck. *HINT HINT*)
Ayeka: Hi! Two strawberry cones, please!
ShiftyIce-CreamGuy: How many grams? (looks around for guns)
Ayeka: Grams?
SI-CG: Look woman, I ain't got all day. I have to pick up another shipment.
Ayeka: Well, then hurry up and get my damn ice-cream!!!
SI-CG: Ice-cream? (Ayeka nods) Oh! Ice-cream! (does little quote thingy with his fingers) Okay, I'll get your (fingers) ice (fingers) cream. (comes back with two strawberry cones.
Ayeka: Thanks, (tastes ice-cream) This tastes funny. It reminds me of Draco's brownies (you know what that means.) It's still pretty good!
(commercial) (comes back to Inuyasha sitting in dark)
Inuyasha: Mghpohmghgfg! (Let me go!)
Kagome: (wearing suggestive black leather.outfit with a whip) You're not going anywhere. until you're able to resist THIS!!! (whips out bottle of Bacardi)
Inuyasha: Mhgomgph! Pmghgpgm! (My preciousss! Give me my precioussssss!)
Kagome: Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho!
(goes to Tenchi sitting at bar, getting drunk) (Sango and Ryoko walk in)
Sango: There's some really cute guys in here!
Ryoko: Too bad they're all gay.
Sango: Maybe we can change that. (Miroku-ish side glances to people beside her)
(Ron, Sasami and Hermione playing poker) a/n: Anyone see where this is going? (Hermione whooping their asses)
Hermione: I won- AGAIN!!!
Ron: I quit!
Sasami: Don't quit! I was just getting warmed up!
Hermione: After 15 games? Oh puh-leeze!
Sasami: You shutup! Back in Tokyo, I used to kick Ayeka's ass!
Hermione: Oh really? (sly grin) Well then, let's say you bet something on that hot hand of yours. Like, I don't know, say money.
Sasami: Forget that! I'm goin' for the clothes!
Ron: You mean like strip poker?
Sasami: Exactly.
Hermione: You're on, bitch!
Ron: I think I'll stay, and. you know, supervise. (sits on couch)
*hours pass* (Sasami stripped down to. nothing) (Hermione missing her socks)
Hermione: Well well well, little miss Sasami. Who got their but* kicked this time?
Sasami: Oh, shut the fbleep up, stupid bitch. Just because you won fifty times, means nothing. C'mon Ron! We've got.things to do. (Ron starts to follow)
Hermione: Wait a second! Where are you going with MY man?!
Sasami: Really, must I spell it out?
Ron: Yeah, besides, she's already naked.
(Sango and Ryoko walk in with two guys)
Ryoko: Everyone! We'd like you to meet Raul and Chico!
Miroku: Who're they?
Sango: They're our lovers!
YAY!! Yet another bout of retartedness is showing. Okay, well, I'm not going to school tomorrow, so I'll probably post up another chapter tomorrow.
Bunny: You are truly a friend, definitely since you introduced me to the wonderful world of anime!
BuyoGal: Because even though you're a female Miroku, like to read things such as 'My Brother, My Lover' (be WARNED!!!!) and other obscenities, but you did come up with 'Cribs', so for that you get credit.
NNG: I'm afraid if I DON'T give you credit, you'll hurt me. So erm. there you go.
Meggie-chan/people eater- (which one are you now?) Arigatou and a MILLION times over! She's come up with 1/3 of this retarded story! I love you for being so weird (not like that) I swear I would have killed someone, if not for you. Now I have cruel and unfair ways to torture Inuyasha, Tenchi and Harry!
But, finally, I'd like to thank all the readers who have put up with my madness! You have NO IDEA how crazy I am, and believe me, I am, so to sit through this story faithfully, is really cool. Because sometimes I wanna just act normal. But it's not happening because I draw inspiration from my reviews!
Well, enough of this mushy crap, on with the story!!!
The Time I Made Them Play Real World: Over The River and Through The Woods, To A Gay Bar We Go!!
C: Tenchi
Tenchi: Tonight, I'm going to a bar to meet the ladies!
(in the kitchen)
Ryoko: I'm worried about Tenchi, I think he's suffering.
Sango: Tenchi's fine without you.
Ryoko: What did you say bitch?!
Sango: Damn, no need to get all defensive and upset. I'm just sayin' Tenchi seems happy.
Ryoko: But I like the OLD Tenchi better.
(Miroku walks in with wasted hoe)
Miroku: Hey! This is Cookie!
Cookie: I like hot pink leather pants! See? We're even matching!!!
Sango: What is SHE doing here?
Cookie: I'm gonna get paid to get laid!
Miroku: But I get SO much more!
Sango: *martyred *twitching
Ryoko: *snorts* Have fun,
(Tenchi walks in)
Tenchi: Lookin' good girlfriends! Well I'm off!
Ryoko: Where are you going?
Tenchi: To a gay bar! All the hunks go there! (leaves)
Ryoko: Let's follow him.
Sango: Why should I?
Ryoko: Would you rather stay here with them? (background: (two voices) I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants!)
Sango: Don't leave me!!!! (follows) (Inuyasha gagged and tied to chair)
Inuyasha: Mghpmgh! (Let me the fbleep go!)
Kagome: You're gonna sit here and shadup!
Inuyasha: Gmicht! (Bitch!) Umrgmph mhe mfngiht MONW! (Untie me right NOW you stupid bitch) a/n: oh yeah, he DID get sat. so er. *BUMP*
Kagome: I'm putting you on an alcohol deprivation program!
Inuyasha: MPHMH!? (WHAT!?)
Kagome: You'll go an entrie 48 hours without beer, vodka, gin, bourbon, whiskey, shots, tequilas, Rice tea or sake!!
Inuyasha: MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! (NOOOOOOO!!!!)
(Kagome cackles evilly)
(Draco, Harry and Ron) *ding*
Draco: Fresh out the oven, brotha'! (takes brownies out of the oven)
Harry: G-g-g-great! I need something t-t-to keep these d-d-d-damn spasms-s- s-s-s under con-t-t-trol. (eats)
*10 minutes later*
Harry: Those things to do wonder's, Draco! What's your secret?
Draco: Sorry, dawg. It's my lil' secret, you know!
(Tenchi outside nightclub)
SM (constant abbreviation for some hoe): I'm glad you could come, Tenchi! I was beginning to miss you!
(Ryoko and Sango spying from bushes)
Ryoko: That little fbleeper'!! I can't believe he lied to me! (jumps up!
Sango: Oh well, let's go party!
Ryoko: Hold it, Barbie! There's hell to pay!
(Tenchi sees them)
Tenchi: Uh-oh. (rather loudly) No way girlfriend! I'm gay ! Hey! This is NOT the right line!
SH: Um.
Tenchi: Nice chattin' with ya' honey! (at park: Ayeka and Shippou)
Shippou: Ayeka, you're REALLY nice!
Ayeka: Oh Shippou! I would fly to the Uranus for you!
Shippou: Hmmm. then can I have some ice-cream?
Ayeka: Sure!
A/n: Okay, now I'm going to switch the regular ice-cream truck with a 'Vice City' ice-cream truck. *HINT HINT*)
Ayeka: Hi! Two strawberry cones, please!
ShiftyIce-CreamGuy: How many grams? (looks around for guns)
Ayeka: Grams?
SI-CG: Look woman, I ain't got all day. I have to pick up another shipment.
Ayeka: Well, then hurry up and get my damn ice-cream!!!
SI-CG: Ice-cream? (Ayeka nods) Oh! Ice-cream! (does little quote thingy with his fingers) Okay, I'll get your (fingers) ice (fingers) cream. (comes back with two strawberry cones.
Ayeka: Thanks, (tastes ice-cream) This tastes funny. It reminds me of Draco's brownies (you know what that means.) It's still pretty good!
(commercial) (comes back to Inuyasha sitting in dark)
Inuyasha: Mghpohmghgfg! (Let me go!)
Kagome: (wearing suggestive black leather.outfit with a whip) You're not going anywhere. until you're able to resist THIS!!! (whips out bottle of Bacardi)
Inuyasha: Mhgomgph! Pmghgpgm! (My preciousss! Give me my precioussssss!)
Kagome: Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho!
(goes to Tenchi sitting at bar, getting drunk) (Sango and Ryoko walk in)
Sango: There's some really cute guys in here!
Ryoko: Too bad they're all gay.
Sango: Maybe we can change that. (Miroku-ish side glances to people beside her)
(Ron, Sasami and Hermione playing poker) a/n: Anyone see where this is going? (Hermione whooping their asses)
Hermione: I won- AGAIN!!!
Ron: I quit!
Sasami: Don't quit! I was just getting warmed up!
Hermione: After 15 games? Oh puh-leeze!
Sasami: You shutup! Back in Tokyo, I used to kick Ayeka's ass!
Hermione: Oh really? (sly grin) Well then, let's say you bet something on that hot hand of yours. Like, I don't know, say money.
Sasami: Forget that! I'm goin' for the clothes!
Ron: You mean like strip poker?
Sasami: Exactly.
Hermione: You're on, bitch!
Ron: I think I'll stay, and. you know, supervise. (sits on couch)
*hours pass* (Sasami stripped down to. nothing) (Hermione missing her socks)
Hermione: Well well well, little miss Sasami. Who got their but* kicked this time?
Sasami: Oh, shut the fbleep up, stupid bitch. Just because you won fifty times, means nothing. C'mon Ron! We've got.things to do. (Ron starts to follow)
Hermione: Wait a second! Where are you going with MY man?!
Sasami: Really, must I spell it out?
Ron: Yeah, besides, she's already naked.
(Sango and Ryoko walk in with two guys)
Ryoko: Everyone! We'd like you to meet Raul and Chico!
Miroku: Who're they?
Sango: They're our lovers!
YAY!! Yet another bout of retartedness is showing. Okay, well, I'm not going to school tomorrow, so I'll probably post up another chapter tomorrow.