Been ages since I put up a disclaimer: Wish I did own 'Real World' and
Inuyasha.
Ho- I Mean Cho Chang Visits!
C: Harry
Harry: Cho Chang is coming for three days! We're gonna make a LUV connection!
(small dark room) (Inuyasha STILL tied to chair, Kagome wearing. suggestive. black leather w/whip.. T__T)
Kagome: Repeat after me: Alcohol is bad.
Inuyasha: Alcohol is bad..
Kagome: Soberness is good.
Inuyasha: Soberness is good.
Kagome: Kikyou's a bitch.
Inuyasha: Kikyou's a- wha?!
(Ron, Hermione & Sasami watching T.V.)
Ron: I'm hungry. *burp*
Hermione&Sasami: (unison) I'll get you something!
Sasami: Back down, hussy! Let a REAL woman cook!
Hermione: REAL woman? With THOSE?! (points to.er.you figure it out)
Ron: Erm.
Sasami: You're just jealous of our relationship, you dime store floozy!
Hermione: Relationship?! I'm the one who's been giving him raspberry lotion for the past four years! (you won't get this joke unless you go to 'Harry Potter' and look up '50 Word Ficlets'. They're all VERY funny)
Sasami: (mutters) Yeah, well banana smells better. Bus down bitch!
Hermione: What?! You blowjob slut!
Sasami: Only with Ron.
Ron: Uhh. (runs out and closes door)
Hermione: (yells like banshee and attacks her) (BC: Miroku & Sango)
Miroku: I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants. I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants.
Sango: Shut the fbleep up! I'm gonna burn your hot pink leather pants!
(Harry, Draco & Tenchi @ airport) (Harry holding up sign that says: Cho Chang)
Tenchi: So, what does this Cho Chang look like?
Harry: @__@ Beautiful.
Draco: Shorty got jugs, man!
Harry: There she is!
(girl with long black hair walks up)
Cho: Hi, Harry! Hi, Draco! Who's that? (winks at Tenchi)
Tenchi: I'm Tenchi. You must be Cho!
Draco: I figad' you'd be hungry, so I made you some brownies!
Cho: I didn't know you could cook, Draco!
Tenchi: I don't think that's such a good-
Cho: It's just a brownie, Tenchi. Relax. *30 minutes later*
Cho: Damn, Dra'go. I a'nt know you coul' coog lige tha'!
Draco: Snape's tha' boss!
Cho: (in Tenchi's lap) You're stwong!
Harry: What's going on back there?
Tenchi: Erm. nothing!
(dark room) (Inuyasha sweating profusely) Kagome: It's been 48hrs. Do you feel you've been redeemed?
Inuyasha: @_@ Yes, Mistress Kagome.
Kagome: What is alcohol?
Inuyasha: @_@ An instrument of the devil, Mistress Kagome.
Kagome: Can I release you?
Inuyasha: Yes, Mistress Kagome. (Sasami and Ron playing pool)
Sasami: So, Ron. You wanna go out tonight? You know, like to the movies?
Ron: Sure! That'd be fun!
(Hermione runs up)
Hermione: I know a great movie that's playing right now!
Sasami: Uh, we're going on a date.
Hermione: I know, but I think it would be nice for us to ALL bond. Ron doesn't seem to have problem with it.
Sasami: Ron?!
Ron: I don't see why not.
Sasami: UGH!!
(Draco, Cho, Tenchi and Harry come back)
Harry: So uh, Cho, would you like a snack?
Cho: Nawl, I ate some a Draky-Pie's bwownies!
Harry: Yeah, but I think I should make something to drown out your high. Tenchi, could you watch her and make sure she doesn't throw herself ou the window or something?
Tenchi: Sure. (sit down) So Cho, tell me about yourself.
Cho: Well, I'm this many years old. (holds up ten fingers, then four) I'm kinda smawt, and I'm in luv!
Tenchi: With Harry?!
Cho: No, siwy! With you, big daddy! (kisses him)
Tenchi: Hot damn!!! (Ryoko walks in and sees them)
Ryoko: And just who is THIS slut?!
Cho: Excuse me?
Harry: Uh, this is Cho. You know, the one that'll be visiting us for three days.
Ryoko: I know she better get her little fast ass off my Tenchi!
Harry: You'll have to excuse her; she kinda ate some of Draco's brownies. We've got the remedy right here! (holds up celery stick) a/n: fresh outta ideas. (Cho eats)
Cho: Geez, I feel strange. Oh, hello! I'm Cho!
Ryoko: Get off Tenchi!
Cho: Ooops! Sorry! (winks at Tenchi, who blushes) (Inuyasha and Kagome walk in) (Inuyasha has dark circles under his eyes and his skin is incredibly pale)
Harry: Damn Inuyasha! What the hell happened to you?
Inuyasha: May not one speak, Mistress Kagome? (Kagome nods) I have been cleansed. I have sweated all the alcohol out of my system, and become pure.
Tenchi: Man! You were drinking buddy!
Inuyasha: Liquor is bad. It is an instrument of the devil! Be pure fiend!!!
Kagome: I can put you on the program too.
Tenchi: Nawl I'm straight. (commercial)
(Inu-tachi sitting in Kaede's hut) Shippou: I'm bored!
Miroku: We haven't heard rumors of shards for weeks!
Shippou: I'm hungry! Kagome, do you have any food?
Inuyasha: Stop whining, you stupid brat.
Kagome: Shutup Inuyasha! As a matter of fact. (pulls out Kit-Kat bar) (winks and everyone nods) (tosses bar to Shippou and jumps up) GIVE ME A BREAK! (starts doing the cabbage patch)
Everyone: (jumps up and joins her) GIVE ME A BREAK!! (Kouga, Kaede, Kikyou, Sesshoumaru Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Hojo and Jaken jump out of nowhere and form conga line) GIVE ME A BREAK! (girls are tossed into the air like Russian acrobats) (it starts to rain Kit-Kat bars) (everyone goes gaga over this) (everyone disappears again) (Kagome sits down)
Shippou: I'm bored.
Inuyasha: Quit your damn whining, stupid brat.
Shippou: Kaaagoomeee!
Kagome: SIT! (back to show) (Hermione, Sasami and Ron)
Hermione: This is a great movie! Popcorn, Ron?
Ron: Thanks, Hermione.
(Sasami glares at Hermione)
Hermione: Something wrong, Sasami?
Sasami: I'm fine. Can I have some popcorn? BC: Miroku&Sango
(Sango curled up in little ball rocking on heels)
Miroku: I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants. I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants.
Sango: Five weeks. it's been five weeks since he got his hot pink leather pants. five weeks. (Kagome walks in)
Kagome: Sango, are you alright?
Sango: Five weeks.
Kagome: I have a plan that'll fix Miroku for sure.
(Inuyasha slumped on couch)
Draco: Inu-dawg, you straight, son?
Inuyasha: For shizzle my nizzle.
Draco: I think you need a pick me up. Want some beer?
Inuyasha: AAAHHH!!! Not that! Get it away! Away, I tell you!
Draco: Damn, don't get your panties in a twist, man. It's all good.
(Shippou and Ayeka walk in)
Shippou: What happened to Inuyasha?
Draco: Kagome did somethin' to him.
Shippou: Hellooo? Anyone there? (waves hand in front of his face) Okay, then. Where is everyone?
Draco: Well, Ron, Hermione and Sasami went to the movies; Sango, Kagome and Miroku are somewhere in the house and Harry, Tenchi and Cho went dancin'. Once again, I'm left to slave over a hot oven. I'm making brownies. They just don't seem to stay on the shelf! (Harry getting drunk, Tenchi and Cho grinding- the DANCE, you pervs!)
Cho: Tenchi, you sure know how to dance!
Tenchi: You're not too bad yourself! Hey, where's Harry?
Cho: Filling up on martini's.
Tenchi: Poor guy.
Cho: You know, for a second there, I thought I liked Harry, but I think I'm more attracted to you, Tenchi!
Tenchi: EEP! What about Harry?
Cho: Oh, he'll bounce back. (start to makeout) (Harry sees)
Harry: Tenchi! You traitor! (runs off crying like a wittle woos)
(Hermione, Ron and Sasami playing poker)
Hermione: I win-again!
Ron: I quit! You've won twelve times, Hermione. I give up!
Sasami: Don't go yet, Tenchi! I'm just getting warmed up!
Hermione: *snort* After twelve games?
Sasami: Oh shutup!
Hermione: Well, since you feel so confident, why don't we make this game a little more interesting?
Sasami: What are you talking about? Do you mean betting money?
Hermione: I was thinking more along the lines of strip poker.
Ron: On second, thought, I think I'll spectate!
Hermione: So, whaddaya say? Or are you chicken?
Sasami: Chicken?! HA!! You're on, but prepared to get stripped. *45 minutes later* (Sasami wearing nothing but socks, Hermione nothing but a shoe)
Hermione: Well, Sasami, looks like you're all outta clothes! I win!
Sasami: I was just having an off game.
Hermione: You'd think you'd get back into your groove after forty games.
Sasami: Hey, Ron, wanna go somewhere?
Ron: Sure.
Hermione: Hello?! I'm the one who won the game!
Sasami: As if anyone cares.
Ron: Besides, Sasami's already*.
Hermione: AUUGGGGHHHH! Damn you, Sasami!
(Inuyasha staring at television blankly, Kagome sitting beside him)
Kagome: So, Inuyasha, isn't life better now that you're sober?
Inuyasha: @__@ Yes, Mistress Kagome..
Kagome: You know you can stop calling me that.
Inuyasha: Yes, Mistress Kagome..
Kagome: Uh, okay. well, you wanna go out?
Inuyasha: Nah, I think I'll take a nap.
Kagome: But you just woke up from one!
Inuyasha: So?
(Harry crying in a corner)
Tenchi: Harry! Man, where are you?
Harry: BOOHHHOOOO! WAAAHHH!
Tenchi: OH, there you are, I'm- dude, are you CRYING?!
Harry: Y-y-yes!
Tenchi: Darn*, she's just a girl.
Harry: She wasn't just any girl, she was the love of my LIFE! WAAAHHHH!!!
Tenchi: Look, Harry. I can't help if she chose me over you! (Harry starts crying harder) LOOK!!! HARRY! There's always other fish in the sea.
Harry: But non of them are as pretty as- Ch-ch-cho!!
Tenchi: Harry, stop dwelling on the past. You'll find someone else, I'm sure of it.
Harry: Really?
Tenchi: Of course! There's always someone better than the one you got! So, have you had your eye on anyone lately?
Harry: Well, Madame Hooch has started to look kinda good.
Tenchi: *shudder* Someone a little younger, please?
Harry: Er. Sasami, I guess?
Tenchi: Nah, her and Hermione are betting on Ron.
Harry: How did I miss that? (commercial) (Miroku groping plastic Sango doll)
Announcer: Fun for some. Illinois Lottery, fun for all!
(back to show) C: Ryoko
Ryoko: Cho and Tenchi have been an awful lot of time together. I don't exactly trust that bitch. I'm starting to doubt his sexuality.
(Sango and Kagome crouched over small fire) (Miroku walks up behind them)
Miroku: Hey what are you guys doing? And why does it smell like burning rubber?
Kagome: Not, rubber, lea- (Sango puts her hand over her mouth)
Sango: Oh, nothing, Houshi-sama! We're just making a SPECIAL surprise for you. (realizes something) HOUSHI-SAMA!!! Why don't you have any pants on?!
Miroku: I can't find my hot pink leather pants. Have you seen them?
Sango: (puts on 'innocent' face) Nope! We sure haven't. (Hermione and Draco sitting in kitchen)
Draco: I tell you! (wipes forehead) Baking is difficult!
Hermione: Yeah, sure,
Draco: Something wrong, my sista'?
Hermione: Oh nothings wrong. But someone is!
Draco: Lemme guess, Sasami.
Hermione: Yeah. She's totally stealing Ron from under my nose! What am I gonna do, Draco?
Draco: Well, if she's gonna play dirty, I say we do, too.
Hermione: How do we do that? (her and Draco start planning) (Ayeka and Shippou on balcony)
Ayeka: I feel a little funnnny.
Shippou: Yeah, me too. Think it was the ice-cream?
Ayeka: I don't- *barf* a/n: off the balcony. On people's heads! YUCH YUCH YUCH!! (Kagome walks up to Inuyasha)
Kagome: Inuyasha! Stop moping around!
Inuyasha: I'm not moping.
Draco: Yeah, Kagome! Let a brotha' have some time to himself! He just chillin' like a villan.
Kagome: He's been 'chillin' all day. I'm ready to do something!
Inuyasha: But I don't want to go!
Kagome: Fine! I'll go get someone who WILL take me! BC: Sango and Miroku
(red box sitting on bed) (Miroku opens it; sees burned pink leather) Miroku: AAAH!!!!! MY PANTS! MY PANTS! MY PRECIOUSSS!! NOOOO!!! (Sango walks in)
Sango: HA! (starts doing victory dance) I burned them! I burned the mother fbleep er's!!! Freedom!!!! (Harry, Tenchi and Cho come back @ 3:30 in the a.m.)
Harry: Geez that was fun!
Cho: Yeah, but I'm a little tired. Let's go to bed, Tenchi.
Ryoko: HOLD IT! (flips on lights) Tenchi's not going to bed with anyone, an if he is, it's with ME!
Tenchi: Ryoko! I've been lying to you. I'm not gay.
Ryoko: I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!!!
Tenchi: I'm sorry I had to lie to you, but I don't want to be with you. I wanna be with. Cho.
Ryoko: So it's all because of THAT little bitch!
Cho: Excuse me, but-
Ryoko: There'll be hell to pay! Believe me! HELL!!! (two days later)
Tenchi: I'll miss you Cho.
Cho: I'll miss you more.
Tenchi: Nuh-uh!
Cho: Yuh-uh!
Ryoko: Oh please! Just leave!
Tenchi: I'll call you everyday. I might be able to visit you! Washu-chan's working on this portal thingy.
Cho: That's great, Tenchi!
Ryoko: Okay, well, bye HUN! Sayonara! (phone room)
Kagome: So, you wanna take me dancing? (pause) I don't care if you're in fbleeping Timbuktu! Find a way to get your ass here! (pause) Fine, see you in two weeks!
AHHH! The suspense! Who is Kagome going to go on a date with her? Will it bring Inuyasha out of his slump? Tune in, whenever I'm smart again, for the next chapter of ' The Time I Made Them Play Real World'!
C: Harry
Harry: Cho Chang is coming for three days! We're gonna make a LUV connection!
(small dark room) (Inuyasha STILL tied to chair, Kagome wearing. suggestive. black leather w/whip.. T__T)
Kagome: Repeat after me: Alcohol is bad.
Inuyasha: Alcohol is bad..
Kagome: Soberness is good.
Inuyasha: Soberness is good.
Kagome: Kikyou's a bitch.
Inuyasha: Kikyou's a- wha?!
(Ron, Hermione & Sasami watching T.V.)
Ron: I'm hungry. *burp*
Hermione&Sasami: (unison) I'll get you something!
Sasami: Back down, hussy! Let a REAL woman cook!
Hermione: REAL woman? With THOSE?! (points to.er.you figure it out)
Ron: Erm.
Sasami: You're just jealous of our relationship, you dime store floozy!
Hermione: Relationship?! I'm the one who's been giving him raspberry lotion for the past four years! (you won't get this joke unless you go to 'Harry Potter' and look up '50 Word Ficlets'. They're all VERY funny)
Sasami: (mutters) Yeah, well banana smells better. Bus down bitch!
Hermione: What?! You blowjob slut!
Sasami: Only with Ron.
Ron: Uhh. (runs out and closes door)
Hermione: (yells like banshee and attacks her) (BC: Miroku & Sango)
Miroku: I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants. I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants.
Sango: Shut the fbleep up! I'm gonna burn your hot pink leather pants!
(Harry, Draco & Tenchi @ airport) (Harry holding up sign that says: Cho Chang)
Tenchi: So, what does this Cho Chang look like?
Harry: @__@ Beautiful.
Draco: Shorty got jugs, man!
Harry: There she is!
(girl with long black hair walks up)
Cho: Hi, Harry! Hi, Draco! Who's that? (winks at Tenchi)
Tenchi: I'm Tenchi. You must be Cho!
Draco: I figad' you'd be hungry, so I made you some brownies!
Cho: I didn't know you could cook, Draco!
Tenchi: I don't think that's such a good-
Cho: It's just a brownie, Tenchi. Relax. *30 minutes later*
Cho: Damn, Dra'go. I a'nt know you coul' coog lige tha'!
Draco: Snape's tha' boss!
Cho: (in Tenchi's lap) You're stwong!
Harry: What's going on back there?
Tenchi: Erm. nothing!
(dark room) (Inuyasha sweating profusely) Kagome: It's been 48hrs. Do you feel you've been redeemed?
Inuyasha: @_@ Yes, Mistress Kagome.
Kagome: What is alcohol?
Inuyasha: @_@ An instrument of the devil, Mistress Kagome.
Kagome: Can I release you?
Inuyasha: Yes, Mistress Kagome. (Sasami and Ron playing pool)
Sasami: So, Ron. You wanna go out tonight? You know, like to the movies?
Ron: Sure! That'd be fun!
(Hermione runs up)
Hermione: I know a great movie that's playing right now!
Sasami: Uh, we're going on a date.
Hermione: I know, but I think it would be nice for us to ALL bond. Ron doesn't seem to have problem with it.
Sasami: Ron?!
Ron: I don't see why not.
Sasami: UGH!!
(Draco, Cho, Tenchi and Harry come back)
Harry: So uh, Cho, would you like a snack?
Cho: Nawl, I ate some a Draky-Pie's bwownies!
Harry: Yeah, but I think I should make something to drown out your high. Tenchi, could you watch her and make sure she doesn't throw herself ou the window or something?
Tenchi: Sure. (sit down) So Cho, tell me about yourself.
Cho: Well, I'm this many years old. (holds up ten fingers, then four) I'm kinda smawt, and I'm in luv!
Tenchi: With Harry?!
Cho: No, siwy! With you, big daddy! (kisses him)
Tenchi: Hot damn!!! (Ryoko walks in and sees them)
Ryoko: And just who is THIS slut?!
Cho: Excuse me?
Harry: Uh, this is Cho. You know, the one that'll be visiting us for three days.
Ryoko: I know she better get her little fast ass off my Tenchi!
Harry: You'll have to excuse her; she kinda ate some of Draco's brownies. We've got the remedy right here! (holds up celery stick) a/n: fresh outta ideas. (Cho eats)
Cho: Geez, I feel strange. Oh, hello! I'm Cho!
Ryoko: Get off Tenchi!
Cho: Ooops! Sorry! (winks at Tenchi, who blushes) (Inuyasha and Kagome walk in) (Inuyasha has dark circles under his eyes and his skin is incredibly pale)
Harry: Damn Inuyasha! What the hell happened to you?
Inuyasha: May not one speak, Mistress Kagome? (Kagome nods) I have been cleansed. I have sweated all the alcohol out of my system, and become pure.
Tenchi: Man! You were drinking buddy!
Inuyasha: Liquor is bad. It is an instrument of the devil! Be pure fiend!!!
Kagome: I can put you on the program too.
Tenchi: Nawl I'm straight. (commercial)
(Inu-tachi sitting in Kaede's hut) Shippou: I'm bored!
Miroku: We haven't heard rumors of shards for weeks!
Shippou: I'm hungry! Kagome, do you have any food?
Inuyasha: Stop whining, you stupid brat.
Kagome: Shutup Inuyasha! As a matter of fact. (pulls out Kit-Kat bar) (winks and everyone nods) (tosses bar to Shippou and jumps up) GIVE ME A BREAK! (starts doing the cabbage patch)
Everyone: (jumps up and joins her) GIVE ME A BREAK!! (Kouga, Kaede, Kikyou, Sesshoumaru Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Hojo and Jaken jump out of nowhere and form conga line) GIVE ME A BREAK! (girls are tossed into the air like Russian acrobats) (it starts to rain Kit-Kat bars) (everyone goes gaga over this) (everyone disappears again) (Kagome sits down)
Shippou: I'm bored.
Inuyasha: Quit your damn whining, stupid brat.
Shippou: Kaaagoomeee!
Kagome: SIT! (back to show) (Hermione, Sasami and Ron)
Hermione: This is a great movie! Popcorn, Ron?
Ron: Thanks, Hermione.
(Sasami glares at Hermione)
Hermione: Something wrong, Sasami?
Sasami: I'm fine. Can I have some popcorn? BC: Miroku&Sango
(Sango curled up in little ball rocking on heels)
Miroku: I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants. I like to dance in my hot pink leather pants.
Sango: Five weeks. it's been five weeks since he got his hot pink leather pants. five weeks. (Kagome walks in)
Kagome: Sango, are you alright?
Sango: Five weeks.
Kagome: I have a plan that'll fix Miroku for sure.
(Inuyasha slumped on couch)
Draco: Inu-dawg, you straight, son?
Inuyasha: For shizzle my nizzle.
Draco: I think you need a pick me up. Want some beer?
Inuyasha: AAAHHH!!! Not that! Get it away! Away, I tell you!
Draco: Damn, don't get your panties in a twist, man. It's all good.
(Shippou and Ayeka walk in)
Shippou: What happened to Inuyasha?
Draco: Kagome did somethin' to him.
Shippou: Hellooo? Anyone there? (waves hand in front of his face) Okay, then. Where is everyone?
Draco: Well, Ron, Hermione and Sasami went to the movies; Sango, Kagome and Miroku are somewhere in the house and Harry, Tenchi and Cho went dancin'. Once again, I'm left to slave over a hot oven. I'm making brownies. They just don't seem to stay on the shelf! (Harry getting drunk, Tenchi and Cho grinding- the DANCE, you pervs!)
Cho: Tenchi, you sure know how to dance!
Tenchi: You're not too bad yourself! Hey, where's Harry?
Cho: Filling up on martini's.
Tenchi: Poor guy.
Cho: You know, for a second there, I thought I liked Harry, but I think I'm more attracted to you, Tenchi!
Tenchi: EEP! What about Harry?
Cho: Oh, he'll bounce back. (start to makeout) (Harry sees)
Harry: Tenchi! You traitor! (runs off crying like a wittle woos)
(Hermione, Ron and Sasami playing poker)
Hermione: I win-again!
Ron: I quit! You've won twelve times, Hermione. I give up!
Sasami: Don't go yet, Tenchi! I'm just getting warmed up!
Hermione: *snort* After twelve games?
Sasami: Oh shutup!
Hermione: Well, since you feel so confident, why don't we make this game a little more interesting?
Sasami: What are you talking about? Do you mean betting money?
Hermione: I was thinking more along the lines of strip poker.
Ron: On second, thought, I think I'll spectate!
Hermione: So, whaddaya say? Or are you chicken?
Sasami: Chicken?! HA!! You're on, but prepared to get stripped. *45 minutes later* (Sasami wearing nothing but socks, Hermione nothing but a shoe)
Hermione: Well, Sasami, looks like you're all outta clothes! I win!
Sasami: I was just having an off game.
Hermione: You'd think you'd get back into your groove after forty games.
Sasami: Hey, Ron, wanna go somewhere?
Ron: Sure.
Hermione: Hello?! I'm the one who won the game!
Sasami: As if anyone cares.
Ron: Besides, Sasami's already*.
Hermione: AUUGGGGHHHH! Damn you, Sasami!
(Inuyasha staring at television blankly, Kagome sitting beside him)
Kagome: So, Inuyasha, isn't life better now that you're sober?
Inuyasha: @__@ Yes, Mistress Kagome..
Kagome: You know you can stop calling me that.
Inuyasha: Yes, Mistress Kagome..
Kagome: Uh, okay. well, you wanna go out?
Inuyasha: Nah, I think I'll take a nap.
Kagome: But you just woke up from one!
Inuyasha: So?
(Harry crying in a corner)
Tenchi: Harry! Man, where are you?
Harry: BOOHHHOOOO! WAAAHHH!
Tenchi: OH, there you are, I'm- dude, are you CRYING?!
Harry: Y-y-yes!
Tenchi: Darn*, she's just a girl.
Harry: She wasn't just any girl, she was the love of my LIFE! WAAAHHHH!!!
Tenchi: Look, Harry. I can't help if she chose me over you! (Harry starts crying harder) LOOK!!! HARRY! There's always other fish in the sea.
Harry: But non of them are as pretty as- Ch-ch-cho!!
Tenchi: Harry, stop dwelling on the past. You'll find someone else, I'm sure of it.
Harry: Really?
Tenchi: Of course! There's always someone better than the one you got! So, have you had your eye on anyone lately?
Harry: Well, Madame Hooch has started to look kinda good.
Tenchi: *shudder* Someone a little younger, please?
Harry: Er. Sasami, I guess?
Tenchi: Nah, her and Hermione are betting on Ron.
Harry: How did I miss that? (commercial) (Miroku groping plastic Sango doll)
Announcer: Fun for some. Illinois Lottery, fun for all!
(back to show) C: Ryoko
Ryoko: Cho and Tenchi have been an awful lot of time together. I don't exactly trust that bitch. I'm starting to doubt his sexuality.
(Sango and Kagome crouched over small fire) (Miroku walks up behind them)
Miroku: Hey what are you guys doing? And why does it smell like burning rubber?
Kagome: Not, rubber, lea- (Sango puts her hand over her mouth)
Sango: Oh, nothing, Houshi-sama! We're just making a SPECIAL surprise for you. (realizes something) HOUSHI-SAMA!!! Why don't you have any pants on?!
Miroku: I can't find my hot pink leather pants. Have you seen them?
Sango: (puts on 'innocent' face) Nope! We sure haven't. (Hermione and Draco sitting in kitchen)
Draco: I tell you! (wipes forehead) Baking is difficult!
Hermione: Yeah, sure,
Draco: Something wrong, my sista'?
Hermione: Oh nothings wrong. But someone is!
Draco: Lemme guess, Sasami.
Hermione: Yeah. She's totally stealing Ron from under my nose! What am I gonna do, Draco?
Draco: Well, if she's gonna play dirty, I say we do, too.
Hermione: How do we do that? (her and Draco start planning) (Ayeka and Shippou on balcony)
Ayeka: I feel a little funnnny.
Shippou: Yeah, me too. Think it was the ice-cream?
Ayeka: I don't- *barf* a/n: off the balcony. On people's heads! YUCH YUCH YUCH!! (Kagome walks up to Inuyasha)
Kagome: Inuyasha! Stop moping around!
Inuyasha: I'm not moping.
Draco: Yeah, Kagome! Let a brotha' have some time to himself! He just chillin' like a villan.
Kagome: He's been 'chillin' all day. I'm ready to do something!
Inuyasha: But I don't want to go!
Kagome: Fine! I'll go get someone who WILL take me! BC: Sango and Miroku
(red box sitting on bed) (Miroku opens it; sees burned pink leather) Miroku: AAAH!!!!! MY PANTS! MY PANTS! MY PRECIOUSSS!! NOOOO!!! (Sango walks in)
Sango: HA! (starts doing victory dance) I burned them! I burned the mother fbleep er's!!! Freedom!!!! (Harry, Tenchi and Cho come back @ 3:30 in the a.m.)
Harry: Geez that was fun!
Cho: Yeah, but I'm a little tired. Let's go to bed, Tenchi.
Ryoko: HOLD IT! (flips on lights) Tenchi's not going to bed with anyone, an if he is, it's with ME!
Tenchi: Ryoko! I've been lying to you. I'm not gay.
Ryoko: I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!!!
Tenchi: I'm sorry I had to lie to you, but I don't want to be with you. I wanna be with. Cho.
Ryoko: So it's all because of THAT little bitch!
Cho: Excuse me, but-
Ryoko: There'll be hell to pay! Believe me! HELL!!! (two days later)
Tenchi: I'll miss you Cho.
Cho: I'll miss you more.
Tenchi: Nuh-uh!
Cho: Yuh-uh!
Ryoko: Oh please! Just leave!
Tenchi: I'll call you everyday. I might be able to visit you! Washu-chan's working on this portal thingy.
Cho: That's great, Tenchi!
Ryoko: Okay, well, bye HUN! Sayonara! (phone room)
Kagome: So, you wanna take me dancing? (pause) I don't care if you're in fbleeping Timbuktu! Find a way to get your ass here! (pause) Fine, see you in two weeks!
AHHH! The suspense! Who is Kagome going to go on a date with her? Will it bring Inuyasha out of his slump? Tune in, whenever I'm smart again, for the next chapter of ' The Time I Made Them Play Real World'!