Since I'm overflowing with generosity-ness and my conscious is overflowing
with guilt-ness, so here's another chappy for ya'!!!
Disclaimer: Have to do these every now and again, so I won't get my ass sued. So, there you go. I'm owner-less.
The Time I Made Them Play Real World: Don't Get Mad, Get Down!! (Boogie, that is)
Hojo: So, how did you meet Inuyasha again?
Kagome: Long story.
Hojo: Can I hear it?
Kagome: No.
Hojo: So, what's new and exciting in your life?
Kagome: Nothing much.
Hojo: Kagome, you seem a little distracted.
Kagome: Hojo, could ya' shut it?! I'm trying to think!!! You all up in my space bubble! Get out!
Hojo: Sorry! I thought you wanted me here to see me?
Kagome: PFFT! Please! I'm just using you as my jealousy slave.
Hojo: WHAT?! So I wasted $450 on a fbleepin' plane ticket for you to ignore me?!
Kagome: Looks that way. Sorry, but you lucked out.
Hojo: I am SO going home!
C: Sango
Sango: Now, Miroku is acting weird. But in a good way. He's been really sweet and kept his perverted hands to himself. But not like that.
(Harry, Hermione and Ron sitting in living room)
Harry: I realize that you two are an item right now, so I think it'd be wise if I gave you a little counseling.
Hermione: Errm, Harry, we're just dating, not married.
Harry: Especially with an attitude like that. You're relationship will end up in the gutter if you keep that up. Just spend an hour with me, and you'll walk away with a better outlook on your relationship.
*One hour and a half later*
Hermione: Wow, Harry. you manage to amaze me every time. I had no idea.
Ron: Man, your amazing! You could like, make money off this!
Harry: I'm not in it for the money; I want nothing more than for the world to love itself.
(Kagome chasing Hojo to the airport)
Kagome: Hojo! Wait!
Hojo: I'm not gonna sit around and take this! I'm going HOME!!!
Kagome: Oh great!!! Now how am I supposed you make Inuyasha jealous!?!
Inuyasha: Where's Hojo going?
Kagome: Back to Japan.
Inuyasha: Too bad, I was thinking we could have some male bonding time. He seemed like a nice guy.
Kagome: Just shutup, Inu!!!!!! Gotta come up with a plan. gotta come up with a plan.
(Shippou and Ayeka at playground)
Ayeka: What did you want to talk about, Shippou?
Shippou: I actually been thinking about what Harry said.
Ayeka: And?
Shippou: And I think he's right. You're an awesome friend and all, but I miss Kagome. She's like a mother to me. I haven't talked to her in a while. I'm ready for things to go back to the way they were.
Ayeka: Are you.. Are you breaking up with me?
Shippou: I'll always love you like a sister, kinda like Sango, but I don't think this is gonna work out.
Ayeka: Shippou, how COULD you?! (runs off blubbering)
(Kagome in phone room)
Kagome: So, you think you can come?.. AW! That's incredibly sweet. this evening!!!! That'll be great..okay, see ya soon!
C: Inuyasha
Inuyasha: I realize that I've never been in this room, except for that one time. (thinks back to when they were getting attacked by the PMS crazed girls) Anyway, I come here for complete solitude. But since this IS the confessional, I'll do some confessing: Kagome is acting very weird. She seems to be trying to get me to act a certain way, but I keep telling her that I shall never regress back to my old ways. I'm like a flower in the field. Let the wind flow through my beautiful hair, baby!
(Draco and Harry in kitchen)
Harry: So Draco, I feel like your soul is crying for help. Your cries have been heard, my friend. Tell Harry what's wrong.
Draco: Oh Harry! I knew that you would be able to see right through my façade!!! My soul HAS been crying out!!! Like a seagull lost at sea! I feel so lonely! Even though I have my own personal hoe, I'm so traumatized. You know how some people eat their way through problems? (Harry nods) Well, I bake. I bake my lil' heart out! 'Till I can bake no more.
Harry: It's okay, Draco, It's okay. I truly understand. Let it all out. (Draco starts crying uncontrollably)
(Kagome and Inuyasha @ airport. again)
Inuyasha: NOW, why are we here?
Kagome: We're meeting another friend.
Inuyasha: Wait. that scent. it can't be.
Kagome: Kouga-chan!!! Welcome to my HOME!
Inuyasha: Inu-senses-tingling O_o
Kouga: What's dog-turd doing here?
Inuyasha: Eh? Oh, Whatsup Kouga my man? Give me some dap. (holds out fist)
Kouga: Why are you being nice to me?
Inuyasha: Because, everyone deserves to be treated nicely.
Kouga: Don't you wanna hate me and try to kick my ass, then send me back to Japan?
Inuyasha: Why ever would I do such a thing? You know, that's the problem with the world today. Everyone's going around wasting valuable energy hating one another. I say make love, not war, man. (puts his arm around Kouga)
(Tenchi tied to chair and gagged, Ryoko in black pinstripe suit in completely white room)
Ryoko: So, thought you could lie to me and get away with it, did you not? Well, mister, you've got another thing comin'.
Tenchi: MMMMMMMM!!!!! (AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!) (starts thrashing about wildly)
Ryoko: There's no use trying to escape now, Tenchi. You're mine.
(Sasami watching T.V.)
Sasami: Anyone seen Tenchi? (distant scream is heard) Wonder what that was.
(Ayeka comes in)
Sasami: Damn, Ayeka! You look fbleeped up!
Ayeka: That's how I feel.
Sasami: What's wrong?
Ayeka: Shippou broke it off. He said that I would never be able to place Kagome! She's his mother first, and I'm his sister second.
Sasami: Oh, poor you! Don't worry, you'll bounce back! Go chat with Harry and he'll make it ALL better. I was moping around about Ron a few hours ago, and now look at me. Perky as ever!
Ayeka: If it'll help. (gets up and walks to Harry's room)his door has doctor is IN sign tacked to it) (knocks)
Harry: Come in, comrade! (Ayeka walks in) Ahh! Ayeka! I knew you would come! I could feel your unhappiness vibes from a mile away. Please, sit on my couch, have a drink, tell Harry what's on your mind.
Ayeka: I'm so lonely! Tenchi's off somewhere with Ryoko, Shippou is gone reflecting about Kagome, and I'm left all by myself, with only my own pity. I'm miserable! DO SOMETHING!!!
Harry: I can't Do something, that is your job. I can, however, help you. I want you to start coming to see me every other day at 4:00.
Ayeka: *sniff* okay *sniff*
Harry: I'll send you away with a bit of wisdom: 'going in your closet and crying yourself to sleep won't help. Get up and take charge of your life!!!'
Ayeka: Wow, that's really profound.
Harry: I know! That Howard Stern is a great philosopher!
(Kouga, Kagome and Inuyasha at restaurant)
Kouga: I'm really surprised the dog-turd hasn't tried to snap my neck since I've bee here.
Kagome: Yeah, considering how bad of a past you guys had. You know, like the time Kouga kidnapped me!
Inuyasha: Inu-senses-tingling----
Kouga: Uh, yeah. Let's not bring up bad memories Kagome-chan, please?
Kagome: But since you guys are on such good terms, what's the harm? I remember how Inuyasha wanted the SHARDS back, but you wouldn't give them.
Kouga: That's not-
Kagome: And you threatened to rape me!
Kouga: WHAT?!?! I never-
Kagome: Don't be shy, Kouga. You know that's what happened. Why not tell Inuyasha the whole story? Well, after Kouga-kun kidnapped me, he tried to get me to have sex with everyone in his clan or whatever, but-
Inuyasha: Meany-sense-tingling. Can't-resist-the-urge. Must-let-them-out. ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! YOU WHAT?!
Kagome: Inuyasha?!
Inuyasha: Yeah, what is it, bitch?!
Kagome: YOU'RE BACK!!
Inuyasha: Yeah, now get outta my way so I can kick Kouga's ass!
Kouga: Oh, shit.
END
How was that? Inu-chan is back to normal, and Kouga's going back home in a body-cast. Alls well that ends well! Review this, an look at my other fic while you're at it. It's new, and it's called 'College Years'. And it is, as the title suggest, about the Inu-tachi in college! Please review and tell me what you think. It was written on a sudden impulse.
I hit the 40 mark! Go ahead and give me 50 reviews! Make me proud! You know how it's done!
Disclaimer: Have to do these every now and again, so I won't get my ass sued. So, there you go. I'm owner-less.
The Time I Made Them Play Real World: Don't Get Mad, Get Down!! (Boogie, that is)
Hojo: So, how did you meet Inuyasha again?
Kagome: Long story.
Hojo: Can I hear it?
Kagome: No.
Hojo: So, what's new and exciting in your life?
Kagome: Nothing much.
Hojo: Kagome, you seem a little distracted.
Kagome: Hojo, could ya' shut it?! I'm trying to think!!! You all up in my space bubble! Get out!
Hojo: Sorry! I thought you wanted me here to see me?
Kagome: PFFT! Please! I'm just using you as my jealousy slave.
Hojo: WHAT?! So I wasted $450 on a fbleepin' plane ticket for you to ignore me?!
Kagome: Looks that way. Sorry, but you lucked out.
Hojo: I am SO going home!
C: Sango
Sango: Now, Miroku is acting weird. But in a good way. He's been really sweet and kept his perverted hands to himself. But not like that.
(Harry, Hermione and Ron sitting in living room)
Harry: I realize that you two are an item right now, so I think it'd be wise if I gave you a little counseling.
Hermione: Errm, Harry, we're just dating, not married.
Harry: Especially with an attitude like that. You're relationship will end up in the gutter if you keep that up. Just spend an hour with me, and you'll walk away with a better outlook on your relationship.
*One hour and a half later*
Hermione: Wow, Harry. you manage to amaze me every time. I had no idea.
Ron: Man, your amazing! You could like, make money off this!
Harry: I'm not in it for the money; I want nothing more than for the world to love itself.
(Kagome chasing Hojo to the airport)
Kagome: Hojo! Wait!
Hojo: I'm not gonna sit around and take this! I'm going HOME!!!
Kagome: Oh great!!! Now how am I supposed you make Inuyasha jealous!?!
Inuyasha: Where's Hojo going?
Kagome: Back to Japan.
Inuyasha: Too bad, I was thinking we could have some male bonding time. He seemed like a nice guy.
Kagome: Just shutup, Inu!!!!!! Gotta come up with a plan. gotta come up with a plan.
(Shippou and Ayeka at playground)
Ayeka: What did you want to talk about, Shippou?
Shippou: I actually been thinking about what Harry said.
Ayeka: And?
Shippou: And I think he's right. You're an awesome friend and all, but I miss Kagome. She's like a mother to me. I haven't talked to her in a while. I'm ready for things to go back to the way they were.
Ayeka: Are you.. Are you breaking up with me?
Shippou: I'll always love you like a sister, kinda like Sango, but I don't think this is gonna work out.
Ayeka: Shippou, how COULD you?! (runs off blubbering)
(Kagome in phone room)
Kagome: So, you think you can come?.. AW! That's incredibly sweet. this evening!!!! That'll be great..okay, see ya soon!
C: Inuyasha
Inuyasha: I realize that I've never been in this room, except for that one time. (thinks back to when they were getting attacked by the PMS crazed girls) Anyway, I come here for complete solitude. But since this IS the confessional, I'll do some confessing: Kagome is acting very weird. She seems to be trying to get me to act a certain way, but I keep telling her that I shall never regress back to my old ways. I'm like a flower in the field. Let the wind flow through my beautiful hair, baby!
(Draco and Harry in kitchen)
Harry: So Draco, I feel like your soul is crying for help. Your cries have been heard, my friend. Tell Harry what's wrong.
Draco: Oh Harry! I knew that you would be able to see right through my façade!!! My soul HAS been crying out!!! Like a seagull lost at sea! I feel so lonely! Even though I have my own personal hoe, I'm so traumatized. You know how some people eat their way through problems? (Harry nods) Well, I bake. I bake my lil' heart out! 'Till I can bake no more.
Harry: It's okay, Draco, It's okay. I truly understand. Let it all out. (Draco starts crying uncontrollably)
(Kagome and Inuyasha @ airport. again)
Inuyasha: NOW, why are we here?
Kagome: We're meeting another friend.
Inuyasha: Wait. that scent. it can't be.
Kagome: Kouga-chan!!! Welcome to my HOME!
Inuyasha: Inu-senses-tingling O_o
Kouga: What's dog-turd doing here?
Inuyasha: Eh? Oh, Whatsup Kouga my man? Give me some dap. (holds out fist)
Kouga: Why are you being nice to me?
Inuyasha: Because, everyone deserves to be treated nicely.
Kouga: Don't you wanna hate me and try to kick my ass, then send me back to Japan?
Inuyasha: Why ever would I do such a thing? You know, that's the problem with the world today. Everyone's going around wasting valuable energy hating one another. I say make love, not war, man. (puts his arm around Kouga)
(Tenchi tied to chair and gagged, Ryoko in black pinstripe suit in completely white room)
Ryoko: So, thought you could lie to me and get away with it, did you not? Well, mister, you've got another thing comin'.
Tenchi: MMMMMMMM!!!!! (AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!) (starts thrashing about wildly)
Ryoko: There's no use trying to escape now, Tenchi. You're mine.
(Sasami watching T.V.)
Sasami: Anyone seen Tenchi? (distant scream is heard) Wonder what that was.
(Ayeka comes in)
Sasami: Damn, Ayeka! You look fbleeped up!
Ayeka: That's how I feel.
Sasami: What's wrong?
Ayeka: Shippou broke it off. He said that I would never be able to place Kagome! She's his mother first, and I'm his sister second.
Sasami: Oh, poor you! Don't worry, you'll bounce back! Go chat with Harry and he'll make it ALL better. I was moping around about Ron a few hours ago, and now look at me. Perky as ever!
Ayeka: If it'll help. (gets up and walks to Harry's room)his door has doctor is IN sign tacked to it) (knocks)
Harry: Come in, comrade! (Ayeka walks in) Ahh! Ayeka! I knew you would come! I could feel your unhappiness vibes from a mile away. Please, sit on my couch, have a drink, tell Harry what's on your mind.
Ayeka: I'm so lonely! Tenchi's off somewhere with Ryoko, Shippou is gone reflecting about Kagome, and I'm left all by myself, with only my own pity. I'm miserable! DO SOMETHING!!!
Harry: I can't Do something, that is your job. I can, however, help you. I want you to start coming to see me every other day at 4:00.
Ayeka: *sniff* okay *sniff*
Harry: I'll send you away with a bit of wisdom: 'going in your closet and crying yourself to sleep won't help. Get up and take charge of your life!!!'
Ayeka: Wow, that's really profound.
Harry: I know! That Howard Stern is a great philosopher!
(Kouga, Kagome and Inuyasha at restaurant)
Kouga: I'm really surprised the dog-turd hasn't tried to snap my neck since I've bee here.
Kagome: Yeah, considering how bad of a past you guys had. You know, like the time Kouga kidnapped me!
Inuyasha: Inu-senses-tingling----
Kouga: Uh, yeah. Let's not bring up bad memories Kagome-chan, please?
Kagome: But since you guys are on such good terms, what's the harm? I remember how Inuyasha wanted the SHARDS back, but you wouldn't give them.
Kouga: That's not-
Kagome: And you threatened to rape me!
Kouga: WHAT?!?! I never-
Kagome: Don't be shy, Kouga. You know that's what happened. Why not tell Inuyasha the whole story? Well, after Kouga-kun kidnapped me, he tried to get me to have sex with everyone in his clan or whatever, but-
Inuyasha: Meany-sense-tingling. Can't-resist-the-urge. Must-let-them-out. ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! YOU WHAT?!
Kagome: Inuyasha?!
Inuyasha: Yeah, what is it, bitch?!
Kagome: YOU'RE BACK!!
Inuyasha: Yeah, now get outta my way so I can kick Kouga's ass!
Kouga: Oh, shit.
END
How was that? Inu-chan is back to normal, and Kouga's going back home in a body-cast. Alls well that ends well! Review this, an look at my other fic while you're at it. It's new, and it's called 'College Years'. And it is, as the title suggest, about the Inu-tachi in college! Please review and tell me what you think. It was written on a sudden impulse.
I hit the 40 mark! Go ahead and give me 50 reviews! Make me proud! You know how it's done!