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Disclaimer: My list is very very short. Real World, Inuyasha, Harry and Tenchi are not on it. As you all know anyways.
The Time I Made Them Play Real World: SPRING BREAK!!
C: Kagome
Kagome: Since this week is spring break, the programmers (BLIC) are sending us to Sidney, Australia! Our plane leaves in today, so everyone's running around doing some last packing.
BC: Harry
Harry: Yoga tapes; spiritually enlightening books; Learn to Talk to Dolphins in Five Easy Steps by Seymour Butts (a/n: that's for Allen, Vivian's sex monkey); Get in Touch With God' Cds. YUP! The gang's all here!
BD: Draco
Draco: I'll yake some flour, eggs, milk, Nestle chocolate chips, EXTRA fudge, speedo, thong, G-string. Can't Forget THAT! Chicken Soup For the Evil Sorcerer/Druggie's Soul; I'm ready to go! Unleash dem' chicks! Draco's coming to town!
(Sasami, Ayeka, Miroku, Sango, and Kagoem)
Kagome: We ALL need new bathing suits!
Sasami: What about Inuyasha?
Kagome: *snort* And I quote: 'why the heck should I go shopping with a stupid wench like you? And anyway, who said I'm going to go swimming?! All I'M going to do is stay in the room, order room service and watch ESPN. Because of you, I missed March Madness. Stupid, unappreciative wench', End quote. And I can't argue with that.
Sango: Why didn't you just 'sit' him?
Kagome: Because the producers said they can't keep replacing the floors. They said I could do it outside, but I couldn't lure him out. I was stuck.
Sasami: Oh well, looks like he'll have to swim in his katana. Is that thing ever cleaned?
Kagome: Nope, I can't get it off him. It's like he HOT glued it to his body. (image comes to mind and she starts laughing)
Sasami: OKAY! Let's get shopping! (walk into bathing suit store)
Miroku: (singing quietly to himself) she wore a teeny weeny itsy-bitsy yellow polka dot bikini, that she wore for the first time today!
Sango: Could you stop singing that?!
Miroku: But I like the song! Maybe YOU should start eating Yoplait! Then you can wear a teeny-weeny itsy-bitsy yellow polka dot bikini on the trip.
Sango: I'm not fat! Besides, why should you care? I bet you'd rather us go skinny-dipping.
Miroku: As a matter of fact.
Sango: (knocks him out with Hiriakotsu)
Sasami: O-kay. O__o
(Inuyasha sitting on bed)
Inuyasha: Stupid Kagome.. In the broom closet. sold you to Naraku. that'll be the day! Bonding with Hojou. FEH! IT'S ALL HER FAULT ANYWAYS! (Shippou walks in) Feh, what the hell do you want, brat?
Shippou: I want things to go back to the way they were, so.
Inuyasha: So?
Shippou: Kami, I know I'm gonna regret this later.
Inuyasha: Regret what?!
Shippou: (pulls out water gun and shoots Inuyasha in the eye) GOTCHA!! Catch me if you can, dog-boy!
(runs off laughing like a loon)
(Ayeka sitting in counseling with Harry)
Ayeka: I don't know if I want to go to Australia.
Harry: Don't allow your fun to be soiled by one person! Seize the moment!
Ayeka: But a cloud has passed over my life.
Harry: I believe I know what's wrong with you. You miss Tenchi, don't you?
Ayeka: Um. no.
Harry: You must! A least a little!
Ayeka: Not really. I'm drawin' a blank.
Harry: Where is Tenchi anyway?
Ayeka: Do I look, like I care?
Harry: You have a point.
(Draco and kitchen with headphones on)
Draco: (singing, his own version of Grinding) BaKING! BaKING! You already know what I'm making and don't think I'm faking, when you see a wizard like me baking!
(Shippou flies past screaming like a girl, Inuyasha right behind him)
(Entire cast @ airport)
Inuyasha: There's no way in hell I'm getting on that giant metal bird.
Kagome: Well that's the only way to get to Australia Dog-boy, so you're going to have to whether or not you want to.
Inuyasha: Who do you think you are, stupid bitch?! You don't run anything!
Kagome: YOU'RE GOING TO SIT *BAM* ON THE PLANE AND ENJOY THE FbleepIN' RIDE! So THERE! SIT!! SIT!!! SIT!! SIT!!! SIT!! SIT!!! (multiple thuds)
(on plane)
Flight Attendant: in the case of an emergency, strap the emergency masks about your head, in such a way, and stay calm. Now, if there are no more questions, I will start serving refreshments. (comes to Miroku and Sango) Hello sir, would you like some nuts?
Miroku: Would YOU? (Sango turns red and knocks him out)
(Shippou sitting in between Inuyasha and Kagome. Not looking fairly well)
Shippou: I don't feel so well, Kagome.
Kagome: Sorry, Shippou, I forgot how motion sick you can be. Sit tight and I'll go get you something to make you feel better. Inuyasha, I swear if you let anything happen to Shippou, I'll s-word you right through the floor of this plane!
Shippou: I- I- think- I'm-gonna
Inuyasha: Hey, you heard Kagome! Don't go turnin' green on me. Hey, Shippou, you okay? Why is your face all green like that? (sweatdrops anime- style)
Shippou: *barf* (on Inuyasha's lap) Sorry, Inuyasha. I didn't mean to.
(Inuyasha looks like he's gonna rip someone's head off. He looks like that a lot, though, that's not a very good metaphor. Oh well, just imagine it anyways!)
(scenery of Australia: kangaroo, desert, more desert, canyon, some city, oh wait, that's Sidney, the three fish head lookin' things, you know what I'm talkin' about)
Sasami: WOAH! This hotel rocks my socks!
Inuyasha: Feh. I'll be in the room watching tapes of 'MarchMadness'. Oh, and anyone needs the phone, I've got it, so kiss my ass and use a payphone. (walks into room and slams door)
Kagome: Least we know where he'll be the whole time.
Shippou: Hey Kagome, can we go to the beach?!
Kagome: That's a great idea, Shippou-chan! I bet everyone else will want to go.
Harry: It'll give me a chance to practice my dolphin articulating skills!
Miroku: And for me to check out the beach bunnies! Speaking of which, hey Sango, why don't you model that bikini you bought?
Sango: 15 feet at all times, Houshi-sama. 15 FEET!!
Hermione: Me and Ron are gonna stay here. His hair tends to blind people.
Draco: What ever floats your boat and find your lost remote!!! (everyone: O__O?)
(Kagome on beach playing beach ball with Shippou, Sasami and Ayeka building sand castle, Miroku chasing women, Sango chasing Miroku and Harry by the shore)
Harry: Eek! Eek! Squeak!! Eek eeeeekkkkk! COME MY DOLPHIN FRIENDS!!! COME TO ME!!!
Shippou: What's wrong Harry?
Kagome: A lot of things, Shippou. A lot of things.
(Inuyasha staring at Inuyasha like it's going to tell him how to breathe with bowl of popcorn)
Inuyasha: *drool* I can't believe I missed this because of that stupid wench! She's gonna pay!
(Tenchi and Ryoko back @ apartment)
Ryoko: Everyone's gone already, so there's no one here to save you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(back in Australia; everyone's having a pool party)
Kagome: Inuyasha! You have to come out sometime!
Inuyasha: Feh. NO, you stupid bitch! You made me miss March Madness!! I'll never forgive you for this!
Kagome: Oh, grow up! You're such a baby!
Harry: You are being rather unsociable, Inuyasha. Perhaps human interaction will help drown out some of your clamminess.
Inuyasha: Shutup, dolphin-boy!!! 'Sides, I hate humans, so I don't need no stinkin' human contact.
Miroku: So you're fonder of Shippou, Sesshoumaru and Naraku than us? *smirk*
Inuyasha: HELL NO!
Kagome: That's what you just said.
Inuyasha: GAH!! I'm all out of popcorn! But I can't go pop some more or I'll miss instant replays!! Oh, the choices. THE CHOICES!!!
*two days later*
Hermione: I'm sad to be leaving Australia.
Ron: Yeah, and to think we never got to see the sunlight.
Sasami: Wonder why THAT was.
Kagome: Everybody ready to go?
Inuyasha: Feh. Can we just get going? The sooner I get on that 'airplane' thingy, the sooner I get off.
(and suddenly there's a voice, somewhat like the voice of narrartor's of the 'Power Puff Girls', but deeper and more mellow)
Narrator: And so, the Real World crew packed their bags and arrived back at their sunny house or whatnot and did absolutely nothing. That is all.
Sorry about the narrator, I tell you I'm becoming more and more lazy as the days go on. I was dreading having to finish typing this, don't know why. But I'll sure as hell be booted off the internet for even longer if someone catches me on it. And yes, this is one of my worse chapters, I tell you it's laziness! It should be considered a syndrome. LS, how's that? Well, enough of me rambling, review!!
Disclaimer: My list is very very short. Real World, Inuyasha, Harry and Tenchi are not on it. As you all know anyways.
The Time I Made Them Play Real World: SPRING BREAK!!
C: Kagome
Kagome: Since this week is spring break, the programmers (BLIC) are sending us to Sidney, Australia! Our plane leaves in today, so everyone's running around doing some last packing.
BC: Harry
Harry: Yoga tapes; spiritually enlightening books; Learn to Talk to Dolphins in Five Easy Steps by Seymour Butts (a/n: that's for Allen, Vivian's sex monkey); Get in Touch With God' Cds. YUP! The gang's all here!
BD: Draco
Draco: I'll yake some flour, eggs, milk, Nestle chocolate chips, EXTRA fudge, speedo, thong, G-string. Can't Forget THAT! Chicken Soup For the Evil Sorcerer/Druggie's Soul; I'm ready to go! Unleash dem' chicks! Draco's coming to town!
(Sasami, Ayeka, Miroku, Sango, and Kagoem)
Kagome: We ALL need new bathing suits!
Sasami: What about Inuyasha?
Kagome: *snort* And I quote: 'why the heck should I go shopping with a stupid wench like you? And anyway, who said I'm going to go swimming?! All I'M going to do is stay in the room, order room service and watch ESPN. Because of you, I missed March Madness. Stupid, unappreciative wench', End quote. And I can't argue with that.
Sango: Why didn't you just 'sit' him?
Kagome: Because the producers said they can't keep replacing the floors. They said I could do it outside, but I couldn't lure him out. I was stuck.
Sasami: Oh well, looks like he'll have to swim in his katana. Is that thing ever cleaned?
Kagome: Nope, I can't get it off him. It's like he HOT glued it to his body. (image comes to mind and she starts laughing)
Sasami: OKAY! Let's get shopping! (walk into bathing suit store)
Miroku: (singing quietly to himself) she wore a teeny weeny itsy-bitsy yellow polka dot bikini, that she wore for the first time today!
Sango: Could you stop singing that?!
Miroku: But I like the song! Maybe YOU should start eating Yoplait! Then you can wear a teeny-weeny itsy-bitsy yellow polka dot bikini on the trip.
Sango: I'm not fat! Besides, why should you care? I bet you'd rather us go skinny-dipping.
Miroku: As a matter of fact.
Sango: (knocks him out with Hiriakotsu)
Sasami: O-kay. O__o
(Inuyasha sitting on bed)
Inuyasha: Stupid Kagome.. In the broom closet. sold you to Naraku. that'll be the day! Bonding with Hojou. FEH! IT'S ALL HER FAULT ANYWAYS! (Shippou walks in) Feh, what the hell do you want, brat?
Shippou: I want things to go back to the way they were, so.
Inuyasha: So?
Shippou: Kami, I know I'm gonna regret this later.
Inuyasha: Regret what?!
Shippou: (pulls out water gun and shoots Inuyasha in the eye) GOTCHA!! Catch me if you can, dog-boy!
(runs off laughing like a loon)
(Ayeka sitting in counseling with Harry)
Ayeka: I don't know if I want to go to Australia.
Harry: Don't allow your fun to be soiled by one person! Seize the moment!
Ayeka: But a cloud has passed over my life.
Harry: I believe I know what's wrong with you. You miss Tenchi, don't you?
Ayeka: Um. no.
Harry: You must! A least a little!
Ayeka: Not really. I'm drawin' a blank.
Harry: Where is Tenchi anyway?
Ayeka: Do I look, like I care?
Harry: You have a point.
(Draco and kitchen with headphones on)
Draco: (singing, his own version of Grinding) BaKING! BaKING! You already know what I'm making and don't think I'm faking, when you see a wizard like me baking!
(Shippou flies past screaming like a girl, Inuyasha right behind him)
(Entire cast @ airport)
Inuyasha: There's no way in hell I'm getting on that giant metal bird.
Kagome: Well that's the only way to get to Australia Dog-boy, so you're going to have to whether or not you want to.
Inuyasha: Who do you think you are, stupid bitch?! You don't run anything!
Kagome: YOU'RE GOING TO SIT *BAM* ON THE PLANE AND ENJOY THE FbleepIN' RIDE! So THERE! SIT!! SIT!!! SIT!! SIT!!! SIT!! SIT!!! (multiple thuds)
(on plane)
Flight Attendant: in the case of an emergency, strap the emergency masks about your head, in such a way, and stay calm. Now, if there are no more questions, I will start serving refreshments. (comes to Miroku and Sango) Hello sir, would you like some nuts?
Miroku: Would YOU? (Sango turns red and knocks him out)
(Shippou sitting in between Inuyasha and Kagome. Not looking fairly well)
Shippou: I don't feel so well, Kagome.
Kagome: Sorry, Shippou, I forgot how motion sick you can be. Sit tight and I'll go get you something to make you feel better. Inuyasha, I swear if you let anything happen to Shippou, I'll s-word you right through the floor of this plane!
Shippou: I- I- think- I'm-gonna
Inuyasha: Hey, you heard Kagome! Don't go turnin' green on me. Hey, Shippou, you okay? Why is your face all green like that? (sweatdrops anime- style)
Shippou: *barf* (on Inuyasha's lap) Sorry, Inuyasha. I didn't mean to.
(Inuyasha looks like he's gonna rip someone's head off. He looks like that a lot, though, that's not a very good metaphor. Oh well, just imagine it anyways!)
(scenery of Australia: kangaroo, desert, more desert, canyon, some city, oh wait, that's Sidney, the three fish head lookin' things, you know what I'm talkin' about)
Sasami: WOAH! This hotel rocks my socks!
Inuyasha: Feh. I'll be in the room watching tapes of 'MarchMadness'. Oh, and anyone needs the phone, I've got it, so kiss my ass and use a payphone. (walks into room and slams door)
Kagome: Least we know where he'll be the whole time.
Shippou: Hey Kagome, can we go to the beach?!
Kagome: That's a great idea, Shippou-chan! I bet everyone else will want to go.
Harry: It'll give me a chance to practice my dolphin articulating skills!
Miroku: And for me to check out the beach bunnies! Speaking of which, hey Sango, why don't you model that bikini you bought?
Sango: 15 feet at all times, Houshi-sama. 15 FEET!!
Hermione: Me and Ron are gonna stay here. His hair tends to blind people.
Draco: What ever floats your boat and find your lost remote!!! (everyone: O__O?)
(Kagome on beach playing beach ball with Shippou, Sasami and Ayeka building sand castle, Miroku chasing women, Sango chasing Miroku and Harry by the shore)
Harry: Eek! Eek! Squeak!! Eek eeeeekkkkk! COME MY DOLPHIN FRIENDS!!! COME TO ME!!!
Shippou: What's wrong Harry?
Kagome: A lot of things, Shippou. A lot of things.
(Inuyasha staring at Inuyasha like it's going to tell him how to breathe with bowl of popcorn)
Inuyasha: *drool* I can't believe I missed this because of that stupid wench! She's gonna pay!
(Tenchi and Ryoko back @ apartment)
Ryoko: Everyone's gone already, so there's no one here to save you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(back in Australia; everyone's having a pool party)
Kagome: Inuyasha! You have to come out sometime!
Inuyasha: Feh. NO, you stupid bitch! You made me miss March Madness!! I'll never forgive you for this!
Kagome: Oh, grow up! You're such a baby!
Harry: You are being rather unsociable, Inuyasha. Perhaps human interaction will help drown out some of your clamminess.
Inuyasha: Shutup, dolphin-boy!!! 'Sides, I hate humans, so I don't need no stinkin' human contact.
Miroku: So you're fonder of Shippou, Sesshoumaru and Naraku than us? *smirk*
Inuyasha: HELL NO!
Kagome: That's what you just said.
Inuyasha: GAH!! I'm all out of popcorn! But I can't go pop some more or I'll miss instant replays!! Oh, the choices. THE CHOICES!!!
*two days later*
Hermione: I'm sad to be leaving Australia.
Ron: Yeah, and to think we never got to see the sunlight.
Sasami: Wonder why THAT was.
Kagome: Everybody ready to go?
Inuyasha: Feh. Can we just get going? The sooner I get on that 'airplane' thingy, the sooner I get off.
(and suddenly there's a voice, somewhat like the voice of narrartor's of the 'Power Puff Girls', but deeper and more mellow)
Narrator: And so, the Real World crew packed their bags and arrived back at their sunny house or whatnot and did absolutely nothing. That is all.
Sorry about the narrator, I tell you I'm becoming more and more lazy as the days go on. I was dreading having to finish typing this, don't know why. But I'll sure as hell be booted off the internet for even longer if someone catches me on it. And yes, this is one of my worse chapters, I tell you it's laziness! It should be considered a syndrome. LS, how's that? Well, enough of me rambling, review!!