Thanks for the reviews! Here is another diary I managed to dig up!

The Supposedly Secret Diary Of Aragorn

Day 1

Met a hobbit today…he is rather cute…has some ring thingy he needs to take some where far away…I thought I might accompany him and three friends, since there is nothing else to do. Ah it is so hard being me.

Day 5

Almost lost the little guy today…Fortunately/Unfortunately, my most favourite {Ha, NOT} person managed to save the little buggar. Met with Arwen today, she looked HOT! She gave me her immortality. As she did, very bad ideas went through my head, but I kept it, deciding to keep it incase it came in handy in the near future.

Day 7

Joined the Fellowship today. We are escorting main hobbit {Frodo by name} to a hole in the earth to destroy that ring I mentioned earlier. Along with us came Frodo's little friends, Gandalf, Prissy Elf {My god, half the baggage is his hair products!}, a dwarf {Gemli? Gomli?} and a human with an over-plucked beard. This sounds like an entertaining trip. Again, something to do.

Note to self: Man with weird beard (ah, a career in poetry perhaps?) is not to be trusted…That lazy eye of his is scary, always watching Frodo.

Day 15

Mountain very cold…elf is annoying us all with ability to walk on snow…he is prancing…

Note to self: Dancing, prancing {Ooo, I am such a poet!} elf needs to be eliminated.

Day 17

This cave is so damp and cold. I swear I look like a drowned rat…very upsetting, but I think Arwen would still want me. Gandalf leading…I wanna lead!

Day 20

Lost poor Gandalf today…and guess what! He left me in charge! Boo-ya! SCORE! I am so happy…I almost forgot to lead them out of the cave…heh heh, they didn't notice…I think…

Day 21

My first assignment, I am taking them all to Lothlorien! GO ME!

Day 22

Arrived in Lothlorien today…man that Galadriel is c-r-e-e-p-y! She was reading our minds…she really scared the over-plucked beard man…he came to me for comfort before bed…Do you think it wrong of me that I told him he was doomed? He threw something at me when I was contentedly singing. I think he was just mad, but the comment of, "Shut-up you wanna be" almost put me in tears.

Day 27

Left happy little forest today…I think I miss it already…it was a nice place to practice my vocals…Though it was upsetting when people threw things at me…Oh well, they were just jealous. Over-plucked beard man died today…Can't say I grieved much, though I surprised myself when I kissed him…Then for some reason I questioned sexuality. Frodo and tag-along went on their own today, and the rest decided to follow ME {SCORE!} to find and rescue the other little dudes…Gandalf would be proud.

Note to self: NEVER question sexuality again.

Day 31

We met with Èomer today…he was nice…made fun of dwarf…I laughed. He gave us horses, led us to other hobbits, which led us to Gandalf!! Was rather upset about having to give up leadership…oh well, maybe the old man will die soon…he is REALLY old after all…On route to help some king…much like myself…Speaking of which…*sniff* Why can't I be king?

Day 33

Forgive me for not writing, but I fell off a cliff and got lost. It hurt. Got a new pony! Always wanted one…Made people worry about me…specially the pretty blonde one, Èowyn. Must say, she is lovely…

Appearance: I look like a drowned rat {again!} and I have a black eye…

Day 34

Decided to woo Èowyn today…sang her a love song…Just can't figure out why she was holding her ears and screaming in agony…She probably just had a headache…

Day 36

Battle at Helm's Deep today…got to throw Dwarf…seems I did not throw him far enough. I impressed everyone with my amazing jumping…they were awe-struck to my satisfaction. Now we are going to rescue the hobbits…I am starting to wonder why I am not King…