This was just lying around, she needs to be more careful…

The Supposedly Secret Diary Of Arwen

Day 1

Went out to find Aragorn today. I found him with four hobbits, and he was letting one of them die. But thanks to me, I managed to save the little guy by racing back to my home and using MY extraordinary healing powers. Man I am good. Had a date with Aragorn…for some strange reason I gave him my immortality…oh who am I kidding!? For some reason I love the guy…

Day 3

I was so proud of Aragorn! Today he joined the fellowship to take some ring and destroy it cause it is 'evil'. I wonder how it would look on MY ring finger…Even though Aragorn is great…I some times wonder if he is above showers…cause he sure could use one once in awhile.

Day 6

Considered leaving this place today…it is sooo boring! Glorfindel will not leave me alone! He keeps going on about how I, "Stole his part." He is soo annoying sometimes!

Day 10

Must this place be so boring!? I have no idea how I am going to live long enough to see Aragorn come back…it is so bore some here, I am considering suicide now.

Day 12

Aragorn sent me a recent picture of himself today…He looked like a drowned rat. I bet he though I still wanted him…I was considering asking for my immortality back…Well maybe he is just not as photo-genic as I am…

Day 18

Daddy was being an a-hole today. He tried to explain to me that I may never see Aragorn for as long as I live…I was crushed…but maybe he is right, have not gotten another picture…

Day 24

Suspect Aragorn may be cheating…will keep you informed.

Day 25

Am almost positive Aragorn is cheating…

Day 26

Saw the wench Aragorn may be cheating with in a dream. She is hideously ugly! Blonde hair, grey eyes, and she looks to be cranky…Someone woke up on the wrong side if the bed I'll say!

Day 28

Today Aragorn fell off a cliff {What a dope!} and I saved him by talking to him via dream-wave. Now that he has the Evenstar back {I can't belive he LOST IT! IDIOT!} I can keep a closer watch on him…Make sure that wench does not make a move.

Day 29

I think Aragorn was singing today…That might explain the millions of birds flying as fast as they could away from Helm's Deep…Wonder why he was singing…I pity whoever heard, my ears still ache from the last time he sang me a serenade…

Day 31

Daddy told me that Aragorn fought a big battle today…I hope he made me proud…

Day 32

I am so bored that I decided I am going to go to The Grey Havens…unless Aragorn gets back sooner, but he will have to do some serious ass-kissing to make me stay…

Note to self: Before leaving, kill the bloody blonde bitch.

I am aware that Elrond healed Frodo…but Arwen seemed very sure of herself…so I decided not to argue…Another diary coming soon for a public viewing near you! REVIEW!