This one is short, though I must compliment the handwriting, anything but chicken scratch! Enjoy!

The Supposedly Secret Diary Of Boromir

Day 1

Arrived in Rivendell. Tush is sore from all that riding. Oh well, at least I am finally here…something bout a council. I met this guy today, he is really evil I swear…And so DIRTY! I had to force myself to keep from gagging.

Day 2

Council was today. I got into a BIG fight, daddy would be proud. I heard that ring call to me today…man, it's gonna be the death of me I swear. Joined the Fellowship, different people going, should be interesting.

Day 7

Not much has happened, cept for A LOT of walking…Good thing I am so athletic or I would have died about two days ago.

Day 10

Mountain is cold. I also had that ring in my clutches, damn ranger. He hates me I KNOW it…

Day 12

This cave is just a little creepy…thing flying at your head…Makes one rather uneasy.

Day 15

Gandalf died today, poor bloke. We also got out of the cave…got attacked by a cave troll…whew what a day! Now that bloody ranger is leading…I don't like him. What he does not know is that I know that he almost forgot to lead us out of the cave.

Note to self: What you know can be future blackmail.

Day 17

I hate it here. That evil white woman was inside my head and TAUNTING me! I almost cried it was so scary what she told me. Went to the ranger for help…don't know what I was thinking. Got to throw a boot at him, he thought it was cause he told me I was doomed, but it was really cause he was singing! My God! My ears still ache from it….I pity the woman he woos, for she will probably get an earache as well.

Day 22

Well, you will never guess what happened today. I DIED! Can you believe it! It was all the hobbits fault…the one the ring that really did bring about my death. I was impaled with three arrows…orcs arrows, man they hurt! As I lay there dying, that bloody ranger came and KISSED ME! That confirmed my suspicions about his sexuality.

Note to self: Orc arrows must be avoided AT ALL COSTS!! .

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