Disclaimer: Take yourself over and see the first chapter.
Sorry I have not updated in awhile, but I have been doing other things and life has brought along semester 2 in school…We are now here with another diary, so enjoy!
The Supposedly Secret Diary Of Éowyn
Day 1
My uncle is victim of some weird condition that makes him not care about anything. It was really upsetting to see him not even care that his son died…He does not even spoil me anymore! I am feeling very left out…He lets Éomer go off and do whatever he wants…
Day 2
Things are so boring around here…And for some reason Wormtongue is trying to get me to love him…I swear, if things don't shape up around here, I am going to accept his proposal for marriage…I think I just may be able to see past that forked tongue...Oh who am I kidding?
Note to self: If you marry Wormtongue, suggest plastic surgery
Day 5
Oh you will never guess what happened! I now believe in love at first sight! A guy came today and my goodness he was gorgeous. I was so caught up by his eyes that I missed his name…
Note to self: Find out hunky guy's name.
Day 7
Well the hunks name is Aragorn and he is, I swear, the love of my life! He has some nice friends too…Even a great wizard dressed in white that fixed my uncle! All in all it was a good day.
Day 10
Considering killing oneself…Hunky guy has a GIRLFRIEND! NOOOOOOO!
Day 11
Got a better idea, kill the girlfriend, snag the prize!
Note to self: Elves like shampoo…Perhaps bait?
Day 12
OMG! Aragorn fell! I heard from the dwarf…I have to go and cry now…
Note to self: Well, at least the elf can't have him.
Note to self: WHY DOES ARAGORN HAVE TO LEAAVE ME! I LOVED HIM!
Day 13
He came back! Oh my goodness he returned to me! I KNOW he was happy to see me…he had that look…you know the one. That darn elf had to give back the slave necklace to Aragorn however…Might have to get rid of that elf too…
Note to self: Blonde elf likes shampoo even more then the evil elf.
~*~Later That Day~*~
Aragorn came to me and I knew he was going to try and woo me…Unfortunately I re-considered my love for him when he sang to me. It was like…the most horrible sound you could ever imagine…All the birds left and flew away as fast as they could. Since I did not want to be rude, I stayed, but I held my ears and screamed involuntarily…Thankfully, he thinks I just had a headache…Which I did after he finished…My head is still pounding…
Day 15
Big battle at Helm's Deep today…I got stuck with the crying and whimpering women….I WANTED TO FIGHT! IT'S NOT FAIR!
There you have it, Éowyn's diary…Stay tuned next time for another diary…