(A/N: Ok, so I'm at work and I'm singing along to that Little Mermaid song, and then I'm like. Whoa, what if I put Harry Potter stuff in the lyrics? So, it took me about an hour while at work running around doing different things to come up with this song. Hope you like it!)

Look at my wand, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my ensemble's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has...everything.

Look at this room, where magic unfolds,
How many characters can one bookshelf hold?
Looking around here you think, sure, she's got everything.

I've got black cloaks and tall hats a plenty,
I've got uno cards and figurines galore.
You want Harry Potter books? I got twenty.

But who cares, no big deal
I want more...

I want to be where the wizards are.
I want to see, want to see some magic.
Learning to play that--what's that sport again?--Quidditch.

Riding my broom I don't get too far,
Firebolts are recquired for real life flying.
Soaring above that--what's that word again?--Pitch!

Up where they jinx, up where they charm,
Up where they can fly all day in the sun.
Out of my dreams, wish I could be, part of that school.

What would I give, if I could live, somewhere near Potter?
What would I pay, if I could stay, far from these Muggles?
Bet you at school, they would be cool, with me learning a bit of magic.

Bright young woman, sick of walking
Ready to fly...

I'm ready to know what Granger knows.
Ask her some questions and get some answers.
What's a curse, and why does it--what's the word--burn!

When's it my turn, when I love
Love to perform magic on a wand
Out of my dreams, wish I could be, part of that school.