The Charmed Ones - Chapter Five

a/n: hi!! *waves* big THANK YOU (c, when I say big I mean it) for the reviews, I haven't read all of them because of stupid internet explorer. won't let me open the stupid page. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. okay, this is probably not my best chapter, actually to be honest, I think it sucks. and I mean really sucks. it's not very long either. but still, please read and review.

attentione: the different colors are used for what people think, figure out yourself who's thinking what.

This is really sick, this is utterly disgusting, this is gross. Like eww.

Ron (Piper) and Leo were kissing at this time.

Kissing a guy! Eww...

Kissing a girl! Eww...

~*a/n: you're probably thinking WHAT?! right now. me too*~

I'm soooooooo gonna kill Harry.

I must admit she's a good kisser.

Although both of them thought it was disgusting, they for some reason couldn't stop.

Meanwhile Harry and Hermione were standing behind the kitchen door, looking at Ron and Leo. They saw Leo's arms go around Ron's waist and Ron's around Leo's neck.

"Uhm, Phoebe," Hermione said confused, "I thought Piper thought this was disgusting."

"Ya, I dunno. Maybe he has this hidden talent for acting or something," Harry said, also confused.

I might as well have some fun as long as I'm in a straight person's body.

Leo moved one hand to Ron's butt.

Ack! What was that?

Then, Leo pinched his butt.

Ack! Ack! Ack! And also: ack!!! That wasn't...? Oh my god, it was! Omg, omg, omg!

They still hadn't stopped kissing.

~*a/n: you're still thinking: WHAT?! it will all be explained, I hope*~

Harry was thinking so hard he tumbled over (I'm not trying to make him sound stupid, but you would tumble over too if you saw your best friend kissing a guy and enjoying that. the fact your best friend suddenly being a girl wouldn't help either) and onto Hermione. This was a domino-effect. Harry falling onto Hermione, Hermione leaning against the slightly opened door, the door because of the extra weight also starting to move, because of that Hermione losing her balance, not being able to get support from the door since it's not there anymore, Hermione falling, because of that Harry also falling, Hermione hitting the ground and because of that Harry finally falling on top of her.

They both blushed.

"Sorry," they said at the same time. Then, when they saw Leo and Ron looking at them, they blushed some more. Harry got up and offered his hand to Hermione, which she took and they both sped of to the living room.

When Ron and Leo walked in they pretended to be very interested in what the Book of Shadows had to say.

Ron watched them studying for a while before saying: "Maybe it would make more sense if you wouldn't be holding the Book upside-down."

"Hmmm," Harry, well, hmmmed seriously, "Interesting theory."

"Mmhmm," Hermione agreed with him.

Leo looked amused.

You are correct sir! Hiyooh!

~*a/n: sorry, just felt the sudden urge to express myself in that way, Hiyooh!*~

Ron opened his mouth to say something, when Leo interrupted.

"Have you already found something useful?" he asked.

"No not really."

"Hey, what's this?" Hermione suddenly said.

All four were now looking at the page and discussing whether it was something or not, when there was a knock on the door.

Hermione and Harry jumped up, but Ron was faster and said: "I'll get it!" in a sing-song voice.

When he opened the door there was a tall man standing in the doorway.

"Hi Piper, uhm... is Phoebe home?" he asked.

"Ya, I'll go get her," Ron quickly froze him, remembering Hermione's good advice and said: "Don't move."

"PRUE!" Ron yelled.

"What is it, sister dearest?"

"Get your b-hind over here right now!"

Hermione quickly walked to the door where Ron and Frosty the Snowman were waiting.

"What's the-" Hermione stopped when she saw the reason of Ron's yelling, "Oh, I see."

"'Oh I see'? I that all you have to say? Prue, who the hell is this?" Ron asked, just a little tiny bit irritated.

"This is Cole."

"Right, that really solves my problem here."

"He's a demon-"

"Oh, that's nice, that's very, very, VERY-"

"Let me finish okay? He's a GOOD demon. He helps us. He's Phoebe's boyfriend."

"What?!" Ron was getting hysterious by now, he was laughing so hard, his ass nearly fell of. "Omg, Harry the ultimate fighter of anything evil, and Cole, a demon," Ron couldn't stop laughing.

Hermione stood there and watched him, she herself was smiling a bit too. Not because of the Harry-Cole match, but because Ron's ass had completely fallen of by now and was tap-dancing around the hall. (Ron: "Come back here, ass!")

Just as Ron had put it back where it belonged, he realised something. Harry... had... to... kiss... a... guy!!!

"Yay! Woohoo! Let's party!" he jumped up and down and started doing the Macarena when Hermione asked:

"What would we be celebrating?"

"Harry has to kiss a guy too! Nananananana! Hahaha!"

Hermione got a look of horror on her face. "OMG!!! He's really, really, REALLY gonna be pissed at me now! He's so gonna hate me for not telling him about Cole!"

"Not telling me what?"

Hermione spun around and looked right into Phoebe's eyes.

"Well... er... you see... er... this is... er..."

"This is your demon-boyfriend Cole," Ron said in a sing-song voice (he seems to use that kind of voice a lot, lately), "You're gonna have to kiss him. K-I-S-S, KISS him!"

Harry's eyes grew wide in shock.

"I-he-I-oy!" he said before fainting.

a/n: agree with me it sucks? I'm gonna try and get the next chapter out faster than my last two, I'm really sorry about that. also sorry for the sort of repeat with the Harry has to kiss Cole thing. I had to insert him somehow. I hope you don't hate me now because of this chapter. answering questions and stuff will be in next chapter's a/n because I can't see my reviews now.

Greetz and Kisses, Katie