All My Life
*~* The Prank *~*
"You guys got the stuff?" Sirius asked, looking rather ridiculous dressed head to toe in black, and to top it off, with a ski mask covering his entire face.
"Yeah," Remus answered, not yet looking up from his bag of prank necessities. "Sirius! What are you wearing?"
"Oh, well last summer I was walking in muggle London, and I came across this shop called 'Spywear' and so I went inside. Well they had this moving picture box thing, and inside the box, this guy was running around dressed like this, and you could barely see him! So I figured that we could wear this, and we could lessen our visibility." Sirius explained.
"Sad thing is," James said leaning towards Remus, "it actually makes sense. Sort of."
"Weird." Remus stated.
"So guys, I bought some for you too, so we can all lessen our visibility. Sound good?"
"You mean we have to run around looking like idiots also?" James asked jokingly.
"Well… yeah!" Sirius answered.
"I'm in!" the other boys yelled.
After they got dressed and did some last minute planning, they were off into the night, excited and nervous, about pulling their very first prank.
"So do you think they will know its us?" Sirius said sarcastically.
"Hmmm Sirius, I don't know." James answered back.
"Once they got in the girls dorm (A/N: Did you see that coming? Honestly?) they set straight to work.
"Guys! Redecorating is hard work!" James whispered while adding the finishing touches to his corner of the room.
"Yeah I know, I started running out of original themed sections about an hour ago. And this wallpaper is atrocious! This room has needed redecorating for years!" Sirius said.
Remus and James looked at each other and shrugged. "I always thought he had that tendency James." Remus finally said.
"And I've known him for so long! You'd think I'd see this coming!" James answered.
"What?" Sirius asked.
"So ok guys, are you ready for the finishing touch?" James asked, barely able to control himself.
"Yeah!"
"Vocales Totales Admires…" they all said in unison to a girl of their choice, and after they said 'Admires' they said their names and the other two boys' names.
"Ok guys we gotta get out of here, they could wake up any minute!" Remus said as he ran out the door, followed by James and Sirius.
The next morning, girls dorm…
Lily opened her eyes, not quite knowing where she was. What is on my blanket! She thought, staring down at a blanket that was made up of pictures of James, Sirius and Remus. She then looked around and saw that her dorm was redecorated with pictures of the three boys, and plastered with posters reading, 'Remus is the Hottest Boy Ever!' and, 'James is Dead Sexy' and who can forget, 'I'm in love with Sirius because of his smart and charming personality, his dead sexy looks, his gorgeous body, chiseled abs, his impeccable taste in fashion…' etc etc. That particular 'Sirius' Poster was 6 feet long with more than 500 terms to describe him. The ceiling was covered with pictures of all three boys doing various activities such as Quidditch and homework.
Lily tried to yell, 'Girls wake up!" but instead this is what she said…
"James in sooo hot!" she tried to say 'oh no!' but instead it was, "So hot!"
Ava followed by Elle shot out of bed and took in their surroundings.
"Sirius is so sexy, I think I will just go jump on him right now!" Ava said, but really meant to say, 'I'm gonna kill Sirius, I think I'm gonna do it right now!"
Then, when she tried to say, 'SIRIUS! AHH! Where's my gun?" she yelled, "SIRIUS! YEAH! Here I come!"
Elle was laughing hysterically but all she could seem to say was, "Remus is my dream man, I love him." When in all actuality she really did say, "Remus is a genius! I love him!"
The three girls ran down to the common room, with Elle still laughing hysterically, looking for their so-called 'friends.' But their friends were nowhere to be found. Since it was Saturday, the girls had nothing else to do other than track down and kill the culprits. The boys were wanted dead or alive.
"Headmaster Dumbledore! I want to have Remus Lupin's baby!" Elle yelled, and then quickly covered her mouth. What have I said!
"Yes, yes Miss Jacobs that is wonderful news, you want to have Remus Lupin's…." The reality finally hit him as he whirled around to face the mortified first year, "You want to have Remus Lupin's child? Miss Jacobs, are you sure your feeling alright?"
"He's so hot Headmaster, I just want to jump on him!" she had meant to say, 'He did this to me Headmaster, I want to kill him!' she covered her mouth yet again, and turned a bright shade of crimson.
"Miss Jacobs I will escort you to the infirmary, I'm sure Poppy can sort this out. I hope." He spoke solemnly.
Elle just nodded. She did not think Remus was a genius any longer. On their way to the infirmary, they found Lily and Ava yelling things such as, "Sirius is a god!" and "James is my knight in shining armor!" Elle motioned them to shut up and just follow along. Once they got to the infirmary, the nurse notified Dumbledore that she had received a tip that three girls would be brought in on the "Speech Worship" charm. She quickly performed the counter spell and set them loose.
What a mistake that was.
"Ok girls, you ready?" Lily asked her best friends, as they slithered out of their dorm up to the first years boy dorm.
"So we are going to perform the same spell they did to us right?" Ava asked, thoroughly enjoying every minute of this.
"Yes," Elle answered, "but we aren't going to decorate their dorm, because we don't want them to know. And, we are going to set a time limit on it, so it starts like, 10 minutes into breakfast. The element of surprise! Remember to make sure to put the spell that they have to stand on the table and talk, and so they can't control it!? Got it?"
"Yeah, I think so!" Ava answered, looming over Sirius's bed.
Once the spells had been performed, the girls returned to bed, and had a wonderful nights sleep.
Breakfast had begun 9 minutes ago, and the girls were already cracking up. After watching the girls for a minute of two, Remus set down and leaned over to Sirius, and TRIED to whisper, 'I think they are up to something!'
Professor McGonagall and Dumbledore just watched in awe as the spectacle played out in front of them.
Remus stood up and jumped on the table, knocking over goblets of pumpkin juice in the process, once he was situated atop the table, he yelled across the Great Hall, "Severus Snape is the sexiest man alive!"
Across the hall, Severus Snape dropped his bacon and turned around to see not just Remus Lupin on top of the Gryffindor table, but also Sirius Black who was yelling, "Honey, you must be mistaken because Lucius Malfoy is ten times hotter that Snape!"
At the Slytherin table, Lucius was nodding his head an agreement, when he realized that Sirius Black liked him! He was just about to get up and go kill Sirius, when Remus said something else.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who do you think your talking about Sirius? Malfoy? Gag me, please. Snape is much, much, MUCH better than Malfoy any day."
Lily looked at James expectantly. He should be up there with them! I did the spell myself! She thought.
"Really Lily, you have no idea who you are messing with," James said.
"Why are you talking normal? You should be up there with them! I did the spell myself!" Lily stated in an exasperated tone.
"Oh really Miss Evans, then would you mind escorting yourself and your two partners in crime to the Headmasters office?" McGonagall asked from behind Lily.
"Yes Professor." Lily said while getting up and marching to Dumbledore's office.
"And Potter, take your two friends to the infirmary, and then meet us in the Headmasters office please?" McGonagall asked.
"Sure Professor!" James said cheerfully, which frankly worried McGonagall.
Once the boys got themselves sorted out, they trudged up to Dumbledore's office and sat themselves down in the three vacant seats.
"So who wants to explain?" Dumbledore asked, looking at the six nervous first years.
"Well," Remus spoke, touching his throat, relieved that he was not complimenting Snape anymore, "the girls snuck into our dorm and performed a spell on us, to make us talk about Snape and Malfoy in the manner that we were doing…"
"Is this so, girls?" Dumbledore asked.
"What Mr. Lupin failed to mention was that a week ago, THEY snuck into OUR dorm, REDECORATED the WHOLE THING and did the same charm on us! That is why Elle told you that she wanted to have Remus's baby! THEY ARE SCUM AND THEY SHOULD BE…" Lily yelled while standing up.
"Miss Evans that is quite enough." Dumbledore said, but his words were drowned out by a certain little red head…
"… OBLITERATED FROM THIS EARTH!!! INFACT I WILL DO IT MYSELF…" she yelled louder.
"MISS EVANS!" Dumbledore screamed. Lily fell to her chair.
"That is quite enough! Now, you will all serve your detention from 7 to 10 cleaning the quidditch pitch for one week. Is that understood?"
"Yes Headmaster."
"No you will all go to your dorms and wait until 7:00 when your detention starts. Good day." As Dumbledore dismissed them, there spirits fell. They all walked together out of his office and to the Gryffindor common room.
"Hey Lily," James started, but was quickly shut up.
"What? I don't want to hear anything you have to say! Ever! I hate you!" She screamed, looking at him right in the eyes.
"Boy James, if looks could kill…" Sirius said but was also quickly shut up,
"And you Sirius! I hate you too! And LUPIN I hate you! I hate you all!" Lily screamed, running the rest of the way.
"THE FEELING IS MUTUAL BABE!" James yelled.
"Geez, Ava, can you believe her?" Sirius asked.
"She's right you know, you're all jerks!" Elle said, while Ava nodded, as they ran to catch up with Lily.
"That went well." Remus stated, earning scowls from the other two boys.
Christmas came and went, and so did Easter. The girls were still not talking to the boys though. Every Friday evening the boys would sneak into the girl's dorm, leave apology notes on each of their beds, along with roses. Though the girls still wouldn't forgive them, they had grown accustomed to the flowers and the notes. They even began to look forward to it every week.
"I wonder what the notes say today?" Lily asked. The other two shrugged. Once they got in the dorm they went straight to their beds, but found nothing.
"Hey is mine on your bed?" All three asked but none of them had any.
"D'you think they forgot or something?" Ava asked hopefully.
"Lets see, we have been mad since the 2nd week of school, and now it's the week before finals. I don't think they forgot." Elle said logically.
They then all took in a sharp breath. They realized what had happened. The thing that they never had expected was now reality.
The boys had moved on.