CHAPTER TWO: "Madness On The Base"

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"Dum di dum di dum, HEY!" Daniel danced down a corridor in the SGC. "Dum di do da DAY......" He kicked his leg high in the air, and then realised who he narrowly missed. "HEY! Jack!" Daniel had kicked Jack's briefing folder out of his hands and paper was flying everywhere.

"Geez Daniel! What the hell are you doing you MORON?!!" O'Neill grumbled.

"I'm not doing anythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing wrooooooong!"

A look of fear washed over the Colonel's face.

"Why are you singing and dancing then?"

"I'm not siiiiiiiingiiiiiiiiiing!"



"Yes you ARE! Now stop it and help me pick up my paper that you so gracefully karate kicked out of my arms!"


"I'm not dooooooing kaaaraaateeee!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jack pulled at his hair, and was just about to throttle Daniel when Sam turned down the corridor.

"Hiiiiiiiii Saaaaaaaaaaam!" Daniel pranced up to Carter and forced her to dance with him.

"Daniel, what are you doing?... SIR?!" Sam was quite disturbed about Daniel's lack of 'Danielness'.

"It's a lovely day today!

And whatever you've got to do!

It would be lovely to be doing it with you!"

"Daniel, you're really scaring me- I'm taking you to see Dr. Frasier!"

"Don't worry Sam! Be happy!

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!"

"Daniel! Let go of me and come quietly to see Dr............"

Daniel threw his mission folder in the air, watching the paper fly, he started to dance again.

"I'm singing in the rain...or paper! Just singing in the r-paper!"

He swung Sam out and she crashed into a stunned O'Neill.

"Soooooooorry guuuuuuuuys!"

Jack looked at Sam.

"GRAB HIM!!"

The pair jumped up and grabbed Daniel by the arms.

"Puuuuuut meeeeee doooooown!"

"Oh no you don't! We're going to see the good old doctor!" Jack yanked on Daniel's arm.

"Doctor who?! HA HA get it?!"

"He is really loosing his mind!"

They hurriedly dragged him to the infirmary. The minute they got through the doors, Daniel started singing again.

"Love me tender, love me sweet!"

Janet turned towards the door. "Daniel?!" Dr Frasier was disgusted at his behaviour....but was feeling all 'funny' inside!

"Sorry Doc, but we think Danny boy is sick!"

"And what's that supposed to mean?" Janet snapped.

"DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HERO!

"Hurry, he's getting louder!"

Janet turned to get a needle when suddenly......

"Ah ah ah ah stayin' alive, stayin' alive!"

"Janet! No! Not you too!" Sam and Jack's grip on Daniel loosened and he was able to break away from his friends. Grabbing them by the wrists Daniel started....

"Ring around the rosie a pocket full of posie, atissue atissue we all fall down!"

Janet jumped up onto a bedside table and started dancing.

"Ooooh! I feel like a woman!"

Jack and Sam watched in horror (and amazement) when Janet lept off the table and onto an equally horrified patient who was lying harmlessly in his bed! Their surprise didn't end there. Janet then started to jump up and down on the bed causing the poor patient to shake like an earthquake!

Meanwhile Daniel was on the phone, singing a serenade to whoever was on the other end.

"Loooovve me sweeeet with alllllll yourrrrr heeeeaaart!"

Jack turned to Sam.

"What are we going to do?"

"I don't know Sir!"

"Well, General Hammond might be able to find a little white room for our musical pair."

Sam looked past Jack, towards Daniel.

"I don't think so Sir. Something tells me that General Hammond needs a room too!"

"Why do you....." Jack looked at Daniel. "OH CRAP!!"