CHAPTER EIGHT: Dining With Ra!

"Where is that incompetent, impotent-brained idiot got to?!" Ra was getting anxious, which was probably not a good thing.

A few minutes later, one of Ra's servants appeared.

"Sir, Aral has returned with O'Neill and Samantha Carter."

"It's about time he learned to get off his clacker and do something right for a change! Tell him to come here at once!"

"Yes my lord."

"Yeoj!" The servant turned back to Ra at the sound of his name. "Get me that other Tau'ri as well!"

"Yes my lord."

10 minutes later, Sam, Jack and another man from Earth were lead into Ra's quarters. Ra looked at the man.

"Speak, what is your name?"

The man was petrified, "M-my name i-is Felix.......F-Felix W-Wankel. Dr F-Felix W-Wankel."

Sam looked at Felix in amazement. "Dr Felix Wankel?! The scientist who-"

"Created the Wankel Engine, yes." Felix stared at the floor. Jack looked at Sam.

"Explain?"

"He's a famous scientist Sir, and, and he's supposed to be dead."

"Well how the hell did Ra-"

"HE WAS BROUGHT FROM HIS GRAVE TO SERVE ME!" Ra bellowed.

"H-How?" Wankel was turning all shades of green.

"YOU WILL BUILT ONE OF YOUR WANKEL ENGINES IN ORDER TO HELP ME CREATE A BAND OF FIGHTER CRAFTS!"

Wankel fainted.

"TAKE HIM TO A HOLDING CELL!"

Ra turned his attention to Sam and Jack.

"NOW, YOU MUST BE HUNGRY."

Jack's eyebrows moved and his face changed from angry to calm, and then he nodded his head.

"Well....."

"SIR!"

"NO NO IT'S PERFECTLY FINE! JOIN ME O'NEILL."

Ra snapped his fingers and Yeoj and a female Jaffa appeared.

"AHH, MY CELESTIAL SERVANTS, SERVE US A FEAST! I AM MAKING A TOAST TO COLONEL O'NEILL."

"Yes master."

"AND AYMAR! BRING SOMETHING FOR OUR GUESTS TO SIT ON."

Aymar rushed away to carry out Ra's orders.

"Sir something is not right, Ra wouldn't just welcome us in and then have a feast for you!"

"And why the HELL not?"

"Shhh!" Sam tried to quieten Jack.

"Just what are you implying?"

"Be careful, that's all."

"FINE!" Jack raised his voice, drawing Ra's attention.

"WHAT WAS THAT?"

"Oh, nothing." Sam bit her lip.

"AHH, LET US BEGIN." The food had arrived.

"TO O'NEILL AND HIS LOVELY FRIEND."

Jack began to shove the delicious smorgasbord of food in his mouth.

"TUT TUT! WE DON'T WANT YOU GETTING CRAPULOUS ON US!.........or do we?"

"What?!"

"OH, NEVER MIND!"

Sam leaned over to O'Neill. "Sir I really think you should stop eating."

"Why?"

"Are you going mental on me Sir!! You're having a buffet with Mr Glowing-Eyed RAGBAG!"

Jack raised his eyebrows.

"Sir! He's the enemy!!"

"Do you have to be so repugnant towards my new pal Ra?"

"PAL??!!"

"Yes, I've decided he's not really a bad man."

"Colonel! You're crazy! I bet he's poisoned you!!!"

"Sure Sam whatever."

Ra heard the commotion. "PROBLEM?"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"HMM, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH OUR FEMALE GUEST IS NOT HUNGRY. ARAL, TAKE HER TO A HOLDING CELL!"

"Yes master."

Against Sam's protests, she was taken to the holding cell with Wankel.

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