YUKI LOVES YOUNG LINK ch 2

umm..... Yuki just read the title.... :: fingers Naryu's Love, has backpack full of Green Potions::... just in case.... heh heh heh.... ACK!!!! RUN!!!
Aldrea: I'll hold her off at the dorr! you type!
Right! Idon'townZeldaorYukicauseYukiisPO'datmegottagobye

LATER
ok, I think I'm safe now.... On to the story!

Yuki and Link reached Kakario. They got stopped by the stupid gurad, of course.
"Ha! Stupid guard, I will jump over you like i did Mido!"
he tries.
"Kid, you are like 4 feet tall, and 10 frickin years old! Like you could jump over ME! HAHAHAH!!"
It was true. Link could not jump nearly high enough.
"Now what, Yuki?"
"umm... I only played once..."
"?????????"
"..............................."
*dingalingaling!*
"What was that?"
*dingalingaling!*
"sounded like a bell!"
*dingalingaling!*
Link and Yuki looked about for the source of the ringing.
*dingalingaling!*
"What IS that?"
*dingalingaling!*
"Make it stop!"
*dingalingaling!*
"HEY!!!!!"
"Navi?"
"HEY!! RING FREAKING RING!!!"
*dingalingaling!*
"She's ringing."
"riiiight."
They looked closer at her.
"She has a bell on her BUT?!?!?"
*dingalingaling!*
"She. is. ringing. a. bell. on. her. but."
"I think your fairy is mental!"
*dingalingaling!*
"HEY! LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!"
"What?!?!?"
"MAybe, if you LISTENED to Saria, and went through the training course, you would KNOW that you are supposed to press C^!!!"
"How, exactly, do I do that?"
"Good question........"
They thought about that for a minute.
*dingalingaling!*
"WHAT?!?!"
"GO!!! TO!!! THE!!! PALACE!!!"
"umm... why?"
"I DUNNOI!!!!!!!!!!"
"kk."
Yuki turned into a cat and jumped, dissapearing into thin air.
"Hey! Come back!"
She poked her head through the invisible warp. It looked as though it was floating in midair.
"Are you coming?"
"ACK! DEMON!"
"yeah... and?"
"umm......"
"......."
"......."
"Oh! you can't warp?"
"....."
"here!"
*******************************Link recived Farorea's Wind! **********
"umm... I have no magic?"
***********************Link gianed Magic!*****************************
"schweet! Let's go!"

---------------------------------at the palace-------------------------
"Man. who knew guards could be bribed with COOKIES!?!?!?"
"I dunno." responded Yuki, back in huminoid form.
They approached the courtyard. The princess turned around and said, sarcasticlly, "hi.wow, you have a fairy. Do you have the green shining stone? great. gee whiz. come see the evil dude through this window. what is your name? oh, hello link. I am Zelda."
"I thought Zelda had BLOND hair...." siad Link, confused.
"ALDREA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They went and hugged each other. "WOW! What are YOU doing as Zelda?"
"oh, I do this sumtimes. It's relaxing. Why are YOU here?"
"umm.... you put me here?"
"oh...... wait, what?"
"I figure we are in a fanfic..."
"ooooohhh..... " she thought for a second. "hee hee! I know what one this one is! heeheehee..... you will MURDER me when you find out what it is called!"
"...... o..........k......"
"n-eways.... "
"yeah...."
"what are you waiting for? go to Death Mountian! and don't forget..." and I, er, she whispered in Yuki's ear.
Yuki's eyes got wide. "will do! YAY! DDR RULEZ!!!"
(yes, I know that seems totally random.... trust me.)
-----------------------------Back at the Guard-----------------------
"ummm.... Link?"
"yeah, Yuki?"
"what did we forget?"
"umm,....."
*dingalingaling!*
"oh! never mind! I have an idea!"
*dingalingaling!*
"Oi! Guard! It's for you!"
"really?" he held Navi up to his ear. "hello? hello?"
"come on!" whispered Yuki to Link. They both took off.
"hello? Dude, I think your phone's bro..... Dang! I SWORE never to fall for that again!"

------------------------------ON DEATH MOUNTAIN------------------------

"faster, Link! We have to get up to the tooo... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yuki had fallen off Death Mountain. Luckily, they were not too far up..."
"Damn!" said Yuki, followed by a series of untranslatable words in 12 languages.
"Impressive vocabulary!" said Link.
"grrrrr..." growled Yuki. She turned into a cat and bounded up the mountain.
"ooh! Kitty!" said Link.
"umm......"
"BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'LL FRY YOUR BRAIN!!!" screamed the Authoress. (that actually happened in a RPG IM sessin we did..... he ended up as Miroku..... riiiight.... never mind.)
"..........."
".........."
".........."
".........."
"you will?"
"NO!"
"umm....."
".........."
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Yuki pushed Link off Death Mountain.
"tee hee hee!" she giggled.


GRRR!!! my computer died!! I cannot finish the Goron City er,... Episode.... without the typed transcript of what we sadi and did when she palyed b/c she actually PLAYED that part and it'a funny as hell! REVIEW

ACK!!! YUKI!!!
yuki: I'll teach you!!!
Me: maybe your ex-husband will save you!
Yuki: NANI?!??!?!!??!!? Say that again?!?!?
Me: um.... ::snaps fingers:: Oi! minion!
(my brother, dressed as Larvea from Vampire Princess Miyu arrives)
him: I AM NOT YOUR MINIO!!!
Me: Didn't you want to murder her?
him: m::notices Yuki;; DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :: begins making a hasty retret::
Me: ::slips away quietly::