YUKI LOVES YOUNG LINK ch. 4
:: ques up NAryu's love:: ALDREA!!
::aldrea appears:: yah?
u got a flame-sheild spell 4 me yet?
Aldrea: oh,yah,sure. Here you go. LAsts 12 hours before it has to be renewed.
TY!!!!! :-P YUKI/ARIYAH!!!!
kk, on with the fic!
"DARN YOU!!! D'ARVIT!!!" Yuki, half stuck in mud, had a migrane.
"Got any 2's?"
"Go fish. Are you SURE you don't want to learn poker?" asked Din, who had been awakened by the shouting in her domian.
"Yes."
"Oi vey!" cried Sheik. *She* had pulled out a laptop in order to find SOME way of un-burrowing Yuki. Suddanly, she bursty out laughing.
"WHAT?!?!?!" asked Yuki.
"Listen to this: Y.Link:*sees them* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0_0
Ariyah:*pouts*
QOB:*snickers* now is that any way to treat your wife? =)
Y.Link:SHE AINT MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!
Ariyah:*looks as if shes about to murder QOB* ~groooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll~
QOB:*looks at the growling girl and nervously backs away* uh.............maybe I shouldnt have said that..............
Ariyah:*lunges at QOB with Megaton Hammer out* YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!QOB: GAH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*"
"ACK!!!! THAT'S MY FIC!!!!! UR NOT REASERCHING!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!" cried Yuki (she also goes by Ariyah sometimes).
"What the.... WIFE?!?!?!?! @.@" cried Y.Link.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cackled Din.
"um... oops?"
"DIE!!"
"DIE!!"
"DIE!!"
"Um, Yuki? do you LIKE being burrowed?" asked a Deku Scrub that had gotten lost.
"NO!!! U IDIOT!!"
"Then why don't you use your authoress powers to unburrow?"
"SHE revoked them!"
"Oh. OK." and he burrowed into the ground.
"Hey! Wait a minute! I can wiggle my toes! There's a hole here!" cired Yuki. Then she dissapeared.
"YUKI!!!"
"No, Link, it's alright. I turned into cat form and fell into the hole!"
"@.@ it took her THAT LONG to find the Hhole?!?!?" cried Shiek. "Well, I guess I'm outta here. Dai!"
"Dai Stiho." said Din and Yuki. Sheik did *her* deku-nut thingie and Din dissapeared. Y.Link waited for a second before Yuki jumped out of the hole in cat form, Goron Ruby in mouth. She turned back to human for, "Let's go! Vamanos!"
"Ba-ma- who?!!?"
"never mind."
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"Find my daughter!"
"That's all he says. Hmm..... How are we gonna jump over HIM?!?!"
"I dunno, Link. Wait! I know! Come on!" They raced out of the Zora Domain and to the path by Lake Hylia.
DOOO doo doo doo doo doo.... dooo dodooo doodoodoodoodoodoodoo (u know, Kapora Gabora's theme.)
"Hello Link. HOO HOO HHOO! Hello, yuki, hoo-hoo."
"ACK! IT'S A DEMENTED OWL!!"
"It's a Ho-oh!!"
"It's a hoot-hoot!"
"It's a dancedance revolution kho-oh!"
"Actually... it's an idiotic owl. But look?! feathers! Grab some!"
"If you go this way, you can get to laky Hylia. Hoot-hoot HOOT! Do you want to hear what I said again?"
"RUUUUNNN!!!"
"RIGHT BEHIND YOU, LINK!!!"
They ran back to King Zora.
"Find my daughter!"
"So now what, Yuki?"
"Feather + Zora = TICKLE!!"
"oh."
They began to tickle him.
"hahahah... stophahaha.. ihahahajusthahahaatehahaha... hahahah" SPLOSSH! Yuki and Y.Link were covered in Zora barf.
"EWEWEWEWEWEW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Is there somewhere we can change?"
"Over there." The Zora king was now the size of a small dog. They went into a shop for hylians and changed in the restroom (Zoras don't have restrooms). Yuki wore the Zora Tunic and Link wore the Goron tunic. Both were about 12 sizes too large. They went to go look at the view from the diving platform and discuss how they would beat Jabu Jabu. The sun was setting. It was a rather romantic scene.
"Hey, yuki?" asked Link.
"Yeah?"
"How would you like to go for a swim in the lake?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Oh, nuthin'. 'Cept this!" ane he pushed her into the lake and ran and hid in Death Mountain. "HAHAHAH!!"
"I'LL GET YOU!!!" She ran in and dragged him out (she did not have a Goron Tunic, he was wearing it).
"WHO DISTURBS MY SLEEP?!?!?!"cried Din.
(A/N: Yuki/Ariyah knows what happened next. It isn't really part of THIS story, though. So to make a long story short, she cast a spell marrying Y.link and Yuki b/c she could not punish her any other way b/c she was immortal. Then Yuki eventually got a divorce, but that comes later in the story. So they are married not, and Yuki is furious.)
"GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL GET U, DIN!" (A/N: she did: read her Random Insanity Fic by Ariyah-Chan)
"Come on.... let's beat Jabu Jabu."
"IS that ALL u can think of?!?!?!"
"er... I kinda want to see that hot princess again."
Yuki sweatdropped. "oi vey! Ur married, remember?"
"Oh, so the spell IS legitimate now, eh?"
"NO! LET'S GO!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END OF CHAPTER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ariyah: DIE!!!! :: uses flamethrower::
Me: ::yawns:: I have a heat-sheild strong enough for dragon fires. You're not gonna do much with that.
Aldrea: I had a heck of a time finding Powdered Hen's Teeth!
Ariyah: oi vey! U stole that from a book!"
Aldrea: shhh don't tell!
Ariyah: too late.
Me: At least you reviewed the last chapter... even if it WAS a death threat.... HEY! ALL YOU OTHER READERS!!! REVIEW!!!!
Ariyah: YAH, SEND IN YOUR DEATH THREATS!!!
Me: ()._.
Ariyah: Hey, what's that?
Me: SPATULA OF DOOOOOM!!!!!! ::is holding spatula::
Demonspawn(my little brother): great! now I can have a Grilled Cheese of Doom!
Me: ()._.
REVIEW!!!
:: ques up NAryu's love:: ALDREA!!
::aldrea appears:: yah?
u got a flame-sheild spell 4 me yet?
Aldrea: oh,yah,sure. Here you go. LAsts 12 hours before it has to be renewed.
TY!!!!! :-P YUKI/ARIYAH!!!!
kk, on with the fic!
"DARN YOU!!! D'ARVIT!!!" Yuki, half stuck in mud, had a migrane.
"Got any 2's?"
"Go fish. Are you SURE you don't want to learn poker?" asked Din, who had been awakened by the shouting in her domian.
"Yes."
"Oi vey!" cried Sheik. *She* had pulled out a laptop in order to find SOME way of un-burrowing Yuki. Suddanly, she bursty out laughing.
"WHAT?!?!?!" asked Yuki.
"Listen to this: Y.Link:*sees them* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0_0
Ariyah:*pouts*
QOB:*snickers* now is that any way to treat your wife? =)
Y.Link:SHE AINT MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!
Ariyah:*looks as if shes about to murder QOB* ~groooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll~
QOB:*looks at the growling girl and nervously backs away* uh.............maybe I shouldnt have said that..............
Ariyah:*lunges at QOB with Megaton Hammer out* YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!QOB: GAH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*"
"ACK!!!! THAT'S MY FIC!!!!! UR NOT REASERCHING!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!" cried Yuki (she also goes by Ariyah sometimes).
"What the.... WIFE?!?!?!?! @.@" cried Y.Link.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cackled Din.
"um... oops?"
"DIE!!"
"DIE!!"
"DIE!!"
"Um, Yuki? do you LIKE being burrowed?" asked a Deku Scrub that had gotten lost.
"NO!!! U IDIOT!!"
"Then why don't you use your authoress powers to unburrow?"
"SHE revoked them!"
"Oh. OK." and he burrowed into the ground.
"Hey! Wait a minute! I can wiggle my toes! There's a hole here!" cired Yuki. Then she dissapeared.
"YUKI!!!"
"No, Link, it's alright. I turned into cat form and fell into the hole!"
"@.@ it took her THAT LONG to find the Hhole?!?!?" cried Shiek. "Well, I guess I'm outta here. Dai!"
"Dai Stiho." said Din and Yuki. Sheik did *her* deku-nut thingie and Din dissapeared. Y.Link waited for a second before Yuki jumped out of the hole in cat form, Goron Ruby in mouth. She turned back to human for, "Let's go! Vamanos!"
"Ba-ma- who?!!?"
"never mind."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Find my daughter!"
"That's all he says. Hmm..... How are we gonna jump over HIM?!?!"
"I dunno, Link. Wait! I know! Come on!" They raced out of the Zora Domain and to the path by Lake Hylia.
DOOO doo doo doo doo doo.... dooo dodooo doodoodoodoodoodoodoo (u know, Kapora Gabora's theme.)
"Hello Link. HOO HOO HHOO! Hello, yuki, hoo-hoo."
"ACK! IT'S A DEMENTED OWL!!"
"It's a Ho-oh!!"
"It's a hoot-hoot!"
"It's a dancedance revolution kho-oh!"
"Actually... it's an idiotic owl. But look?! feathers! Grab some!"
"If you go this way, you can get to laky Hylia. Hoot-hoot HOOT! Do you want to hear what I said again?"
"RUUUUNNN!!!"
"RIGHT BEHIND YOU, LINK!!!"
They ran back to King Zora.
"Find my daughter!"
"So now what, Yuki?"
"Feather + Zora = TICKLE!!"
"oh."
They began to tickle him.
"hahahah... stophahaha.. ihahahajusthahahaatehahaha... hahahah" SPLOSSH! Yuki and Y.Link were covered in Zora barf.
"EWEWEWEWEWEW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Is there somewhere we can change?"
"Over there." The Zora king was now the size of a small dog. They went into a shop for hylians and changed in the restroom (Zoras don't have restrooms). Yuki wore the Zora Tunic and Link wore the Goron tunic. Both were about 12 sizes too large. They went to go look at the view from the diving platform and discuss how they would beat Jabu Jabu. The sun was setting. It was a rather romantic scene.
"Hey, yuki?" asked Link.
"Yeah?"
"How would you like to go for a swim in the lake?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Oh, nuthin'. 'Cept this!" ane he pushed her into the lake and ran and hid in Death Mountain. "HAHAHAH!!"
"I'LL GET YOU!!!" She ran in and dragged him out (she did not have a Goron Tunic, he was wearing it).
"WHO DISTURBS MY SLEEP?!?!?!"cried Din.
(A/N: Yuki/Ariyah knows what happened next. It isn't really part of THIS story, though. So to make a long story short, she cast a spell marrying Y.link and Yuki b/c she could not punish her any other way b/c she was immortal. Then Yuki eventually got a divorce, but that comes later in the story. So they are married not, and Yuki is furious.)
"GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL GET U, DIN!" (A/N: she did: read her Random Insanity Fic by Ariyah-Chan)
"Come on.... let's beat Jabu Jabu."
"IS that ALL u can think of?!?!?!"
"er... I kinda want to see that hot princess again."
Yuki sweatdropped. "oi vey! Ur married, remember?"
"Oh, so the spell IS legitimate now, eh?"
"NO! LET'S GO!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END OF CHAPTER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ariyah: DIE!!!! :: uses flamethrower::
Me: ::yawns:: I have a heat-sheild strong enough for dragon fires. You're not gonna do much with that.
Aldrea: I had a heck of a time finding Powdered Hen's Teeth!
Ariyah: oi vey! U stole that from a book!"
Aldrea: shhh don't tell!
Ariyah: too late.
Me: At least you reviewed the last chapter... even if it WAS a death threat.... HEY! ALL YOU OTHER READERS!!! REVIEW!!!!
Ariyah: YAH, SEND IN YOUR DEATH THREATS!!!
Me: ()._.
Ariyah: Hey, what's that?
Me: SPATULA OF DOOOOOM!!!!!! ::is holding spatula::
Demonspawn(my little brother): great! now I can have a Grilled Cheese of Doom!
Me: ()._.
REVIEW!!!