YLYL X-MAS SPECIAL
gomen this is late, buuut... I just thought of it. Just now. Just this second. Now 2 seconds ago. Ok, this is pointless. On with the fic!
12 DAYS OF LOVING YOUNG LINK!!!
Yuki and Link were wandring about, lost, as usual, when
(Yuki: WE WERE NOT LOST!!!!!!)
They were found, and saved, by the wonderful all-powerful authoress!
(Yuki: HEY!!! this is going a bit too far!!)
ok, fine. They were on the way to the next temple. Satisfied?
(Yuki: yes. Thank you.)
So, anyways, all of the suddan, a magical voice from above said "Let's sing the 12 days of Hyrule!! Just make something up.... this should be fun! Link, you start." Link, after having the carol explained to him to by Yuki, began. Below is the transcript of the songs, with comments.
(a/n: ::anything in double colons like this is an action. Except this one bit, since you can't really do this.:: )
Link: on the first day of Zelda, my console... what's a console?
Me: never you mind.
Link: my console gave to me, umm... a master sword that's pretty!
sheik: on the second day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 2 shekiah
Me: I thought Impa was the last Shekiah....
Sheik: that counts me.
Me: but you're... oh. umm. Who cares.
Link: and a master sword that's pretty.
Yuki: on the 3rd day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a master sword that's pretty!
Me: I would have gone for 3 goddesses... or 3 triforce peices...
Link: There are 3 triforce peices?
Me: ()-.-
Kapora GAbora (that's the owl)(kg): on the 4th day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stone
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a master sword that's pretty.
Cucco lady from Kakario (clfk): on the 5th day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 5 mad cuccus!!!!
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :: runs very, very fast and far.::
Me: DIN!!!
Din: ::brings him back.:: you're not done yet!
Me: on with the song!
KG: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stone
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: Andamasterswordthat'spretty lemmego!
Din: never! ::cackles evilly::
Rauru: on the 6th day of Zelda, my sandwich, er, console gave to me, 6 sage medallions
CLFK: 5 MAD CUCCUS!!!!!!!!
Kg: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: :: sulkily:: and a master sword that's pretty.
Zelda: on the 7th day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 7 sagesincludingzelda
Me: ZELDA IS NOT A SAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT A SAGE!!!!!!!
Zelda: of course I am.
Me: prove it. What are you the sage of?
Zelda: umm... wisdom?
Me: that's not a sage, that's a triforce peice.
Rauru: she has a point. Zelda, you're not a sage.
Zelda: waaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!! iwannabeasage!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ()-.-
Princess: I wanna be a powerpuff girl!
Me: oops, wrong princess. ::banishes Princess from PPG:: On with the song!
Rauru: 6 sage medallions
CLFK: 5 MAD CUCCUS!
kg: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a master sword that's pretty.
Me: on the 8th day of Zelda, Majora gave to me, 8 fairy peices
Link: I get to cut Navi into pieces?!?! Schweet!!! And who's Majora?
Me: umm.... 2nd game.
Yuki: You should know this, since it happened during the 7 years you were asleep... but you havn't done it yet... so it already happened but you havn't done it yet.
Link: @.@
Me: on with the song!
Zelda: 7 sagesincludingme
Rauru: 6 sage medallions
CLFK: 5 MAD CUCCUS!
kg: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a master sword that's pretty.
Volvagia: on the 9th day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 9 boss battles
Link: he can talk?
Me: ::counting fast:: umm.... i think he's right... counting Ganon..
Link: He can talk?
Volvagia: yes. On with the song!
Me: hey that's my line! @.@ 8 fairy peices
Zelda: 7 sagesincludingme
Rauru: 6 sage medallions
CLFK: 5 MAD CUCCUS!
kg: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a master sword that's pretty.
Navi: on the 10th day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 10 heylooklistens
Me: WHO INVITED HER!?!?!?!? @.@ I BANISH THEE!
Din: you can't. She's in the song now. We need her.
Me: rats. on with the song!
Volvagia: 9 boss battles
Me: 8 fairy pieces
Zelda: 7 sagesincludingme
Rauru: 6 sage medallions
CLFK: 5 MAD CUCCUS!
kg: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a master sword that's pretty
Din: on the 11th day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 11 goddessessagesandsurvivingtriforcebearers
Me: wait... lemmie count... Din, Naryu, Farorea, Impa, Darunia, Rauru, Naburoo, Saria, Ruto, Zelda, Link... Ganon makes 12.
Din: I said SURVIVING. Ganon died.
Zelda: he didn't die. He was sealed away.
Din: DIE!!!! ::shoots flames at Zelda:: now there's 11. any other corrections?
Everyone else: no, nope, no way, you're the boss.
Me: on with the song!
Navi: 10 heylooklistens
Volvagia: 9 boss battles
Me: 8 fairy pieces
Zelda: 7 sagesincludingme
Rauru: 6 sage medallions
CLFK: 5 MAD CUCCUS!
kg: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a wife that's named YUKI!!!
Yuki: ::twitches:: what...did...you...say!?
Link: umm.... a pretty master sword?
Yuki: I thought so...
Me: ::dissapears::
Yuki: where'd she go?
Din: she incarnated as her Authoress form.
Yuki: uh-oh.... @.@
MVFA (mysterious voice from above): On the 12 day of Zelda, my console gave to me: THE QUEEN OF PERKEYNESS!!!
Me: ::appears, doing a cute pose::
Yuki and Link: ::are stunned::
Yuki: that's not an "ok" sign... that's deer's ears... (a/n: for all you non YMCA-camp-vetrens, Deer's ears is when you put your middle and ring fingers to your thumb and stick your pinkie and pointer fingers up.)
Me: FEAR PERKYNESS!!! ::continues with pose::
Yuki: and that leg thing is usually done while making a cute face...
Link: she's scaring me... That smile is scaring me...
Yuki: She's not the authoress!! She's... ::pulls away a mask:: CHISATO! SHIMNA QUEEN OF PERKYNESS!! RUN!!! ::runs, dragging Link behind her.::
Link: shi-wah? Chi-who?
Yuki: ::while running:: Shinma are from Vampire Princess Miyu, and they're real evil, kinda like Re-deads, only not, and they are mostly birds, and Chisato was Miyu's best friend, only she turned out to be a shinma, and she killed Miyu, but Miyu came back to life. And she's extremely perky. And once her friend was at her house in the middle of the night rambling on about strange men and flames and Miyu, and Chisato said...
Chisato: ::clasps hands under chin and tilts head and closes eyes and smiles evilly:: You want some tea?
All but Chisato: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ::run very, very far.::
review!!! Prospero ano y felizidad!
ok, feel free not to read this part, it's kinda not relevent.
THIS DID NOT HAPPEN (but I kinda wish it did, 'cept the last part)
a badfic by Queen of Blades.
I was typing this fanfic chapter up, and all of the suddan, i heard someone behind me.
MVFBM (mysterious voice from behind me): If you ever try and escape your destiny, it will be me who terminates your life.
Me: ::without turning around:: Yuki, stop with the bad Larva impersonations.
MVFBM: Who's Yuki?
Me: ::turns around and sees Larva(what a hunk!) stading above me with a scythe:: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then, suddanly, I was saved by the hottest dude in all of the LoTR movies. Also known as:
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
ARAGORN!!!!!! (what, you thought I meant the bishonen elf? Baka!) He lept in and blocked with his sword. It was a hunk-city! But then he fell off a cliff. I thought about saving him, then decided to go back to plottin Arwen's untimly and gruesome demise. Then, Larva raised his scythe again, and who should save me, but...
Adult Link! (what dreamy eyes!) I passed out from the extreme cuteness levels in my room. Then i woke up. I had fallen asleep at my keybored and dreamed the whole thing! I sighed and said "I should have known that the 3 hottest ficitonal characters wouldn't stand behind me." I thought about what I had said and had the creepy feeling that I was being watched...
"There's 3 hot fictional guys behind me, arn't there?" I turned around and saw...
...
...
...
...
Ganondork (er, dorf), Kotoke, and Gollum behind me! @.@ I shreiked, and Gollum took a step forward.
Gollum: oh, come on, you know I was in the top 5 results of that LoTR true love test you took! Gollum!
Then I died from the extreme non-cuteness levels in my room.
gomen this is late, buuut... I just thought of it. Just now. Just this second. Now 2 seconds ago. Ok, this is pointless. On with the fic!
12 DAYS OF LOVING YOUNG LINK!!!
Yuki and Link were wandring about, lost, as usual, when
(Yuki: WE WERE NOT LOST!!!!!!)
They were found, and saved, by the wonderful all-powerful authoress!
(Yuki: HEY!!! this is going a bit too far!!)
ok, fine. They were on the way to the next temple. Satisfied?
(Yuki: yes. Thank you.)
So, anyways, all of the suddan, a magical voice from above said "Let's sing the 12 days of Hyrule!! Just make something up.... this should be fun! Link, you start." Link, after having the carol explained to him to by Yuki, began. Below is the transcript of the songs, with comments.
(a/n: ::anything in double colons like this is an action. Except this one bit, since you can't really do this.:: )
Link: on the first day of Zelda, my console... what's a console?
Me: never you mind.
Link: my console gave to me, umm... a master sword that's pretty!
sheik: on the second day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 2 shekiah
Me: I thought Impa was the last Shekiah....
Sheik: that counts me.
Me: but you're... oh. umm. Who cares.
Link: and a master sword that's pretty.
Yuki: on the 3rd day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a master sword that's pretty!
Me: I would have gone for 3 goddesses... or 3 triforce peices...
Link: There are 3 triforce peices?
Me: ()-.-
Kapora GAbora (that's the owl)(kg): on the 4th day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stone
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a master sword that's pretty.
Cucco lady from Kakario (clfk): on the 5th day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 5 mad cuccus!!!!
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :: runs very, very fast and far.::
Me: DIN!!!
Din: ::brings him back.:: you're not done yet!
Me: on with the song!
KG: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stone
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: Andamasterswordthat'spretty lemmego!
Din: never! ::cackles evilly::
Rauru: on the 6th day of Zelda, my sandwich, er, console gave to me, 6 sage medallions
CLFK: 5 MAD CUCCUS!!!!!!!!
Kg: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: :: sulkily:: and a master sword that's pretty.
Zelda: on the 7th day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 7 sagesincludingzelda
Me: ZELDA IS NOT A SAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT A SAGE!!!!!!!
Zelda: of course I am.
Me: prove it. What are you the sage of?
Zelda: umm... wisdom?
Me: that's not a sage, that's a triforce peice.
Rauru: she has a point. Zelda, you're not a sage.
Zelda: waaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!! iwannabeasage!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ()-.-
Princess: I wanna be a powerpuff girl!
Me: oops, wrong princess. ::banishes Princess from PPG:: On with the song!
Rauru: 6 sage medallions
CLFK: 5 MAD CUCCUS!
kg: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a master sword that's pretty.
Me: on the 8th day of Zelda, Majora gave to me, 8 fairy peices
Link: I get to cut Navi into pieces?!?! Schweet!!! And who's Majora?
Me: umm.... 2nd game.
Yuki: You should know this, since it happened during the 7 years you were asleep... but you havn't done it yet... so it already happened but you havn't done it yet.
Link: @.@
Me: on with the song!
Zelda: 7 sagesincludingme
Rauru: 6 sage medallions
CLFK: 5 MAD CUCCUS!
kg: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a master sword that's pretty.
Volvagia: on the 9th day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 9 boss battles
Link: he can talk?
Me: ::counting fast:: umm.... i think he's right... counting Ganon..
Link: He can talk?
Volvagia: yes. On with the song!
Me: hey that's my line! @.@ 8 fairy peices
Zelda: 7 sagesincludingme
Rauru: 6 sage medallions
CLFK: 5 MAD CUCCUS!
kg: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a master sword that's pretty.
Navi: on the 10th day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 10 heylooklistens
Me: WHO INVITED HER!?!?!?!? @.@ I BANISH THEE!
Din: you can't. She's in the song now. We need her.
Me: rats. on with the song!
Volvagia: 9 boss battles
Me: 8 fairy pieces
Zelda: 7 sagesincludingme
Rauru: 6 sage medallions
CLFK: 5 MAD CUCCUS!
kg: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a master sword that's pretty
Din: on the 11th day of Zelda, my console gave to me, 11 goddessessagesandsurvivingtriforcebearers
Me: wait... lemmie count... Din, Naryu, Farorea, Impa, Darunia, Rauru, Naburoo, Saria, Ruto, Zelda, Link... Ganon makes 12.
Din: I said SURVIVING. Ganon died.
Zelda: he didn't die. He was sealed away.
Din: DIE!!!! ::shoots flames at Zelda:: now there's 11. any other corrections?
Everyone else: no, nope, no way, you're the boss.
Me: on with the song!
Navi: 10 heylooklistens
Volvagia: 9 boss battles
Me: 8 fairy pieces
Zelda: 7 sagesincludingme
Rauru: 6 sage medallions
CLFK: 5 MAD CUCCUS!
kg: 4 emptey bottles
Yuki: 3 spiritual stones
Sheik: 2 shekiah
Link: and a wife that's named YUKI!!!
Yuki: ::twitches:: what...did...you...say!?
Link: umm.... a pretty master sword?
Yuki: I thought so...
Me: ::dissapears::
Yuki: where'd she go?
Din: she incarnated as her Authoress form.
Yuki: uh-oh.... @.@
MVFA (mysterious voice from above): On the 12 day of Zelda, my console gave to me: THE QUEEN OF PERKEYNESS!!!
Me: ::appears, doing a cute pose::
Yuki and Link: ::are stunned::
Yuki: that's not an "ok" sign... that's deer's ears... (a/n: for all you non YMCA-camp-vetrens, Deer's ears is when you put your middle and ring fingers to your thumb and stick your pinkie and pointer fingers up.)
Me: FEAR PERKYNESS!!! ::continues with pose::
Yuki: and that leg thing is usually done while making a cute face...
Link: she's scaring me... That smile is scaring me...
Yuki: She's not the authoress!! She's... ::pulls away a mask:: CHISATO! SHIMNA QUEEN OF PERKYNESS!! RUN!!! ::runs, dragging Link behind her.::
Link: shi-wah? Chi-who?
Yuki: ::while running:: Shinma are from Vampire Princess Miyu, and they're real evil, kinda like Re-deads, only not, and they are mostly birds, and Chisato was Miyu's best friend, only she turned out to be a shinma, and she killed Miyu, but Miyu came back to life. And she's extremely perky. And once her friend was at her house in the middle of the night rambling on about strange men and flames and Miyu, and Chisato said...
Chisato: ::clasps hands under chin and tilts head and closes eyes and smiles evilly:: You want some tea?
All but Chisato: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ::run very, very far.::
review!!! Prospero ano y felizidad!
ok, feel free not to read this part, it's kinda not relevent.
THIS DID NOT HAPPEN (but I kinda wish it did, 'cept the last part)
a badfic by Queen of Blades.
I was typing this fanfic chapter up, and all of the suddan, i heard someone behind me.
MVFBM (mysterious voice from behind me): If you ever try and escape your destiny, it will be me who terminates your life.
Me: ::without turning around:: Yuki, stop with the bad Larva impersonations.
MVFBM: Who's Yuki?
Me: ::turns around and sees Larva(what a hunk!) stading above me with a scythe:: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then, suddanly, I was saved by the hottest dude in all of the LoTR movies. Also known as:
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
ARAGORN!!!!!! (what, you thought I meant the bishonen elf? Baka!) He lept in and blocked with his sword. It was a hunk-city! But then he fell off a cliff. I thought about saving him, then decided to go back to plottin Arwen's untimly and gruesome demise. Then, Larva raised his scythe again, and who should save me, but...
Adult Link! (what dreamy eyes!) I passed out from the extreme cuteness levels in my room. Then i woke up. I had fallen asleep at my keybored and dreamed the whole thing! I sighed and said "I should have known that the 3 hottest ficitonal characters wouldn't stand behind me." I thought about what I had said and had the creepy feeling that I was being watched...
"There's 3 hot fictional guys behind me, arn't there?" I turned around and saw...
...
...
...
...
Ganondork (er, dorf), Kotoke, and Gollum behind me! @.@ I shreiked, and Gollum took a step forward.
Gollum: oh, come on, you know I was in the top 5 results of that LoTR true love test you took! Gollum!
Then I died from the extreme non-cuteness levels in my room.