YLYL (YUKI LOVES YOUNG LINK)
O.O O.O O.O she said she felt no need to kill me after that last chappie! And I just finished re-reading the MST chapters at MST theater, so I feel like writing another chapter! Oh, and for those of you who are curious, I will disclose the full (well, short version) socoop behind the marrige of Yuki and Y. Link...
Interesting note: he's now OLDER link... are they still married? hmm.....
So, after they finished running in terror from the Queen of Perkeyness... they decided to hit the Water Temple. Actually, Sheik (who may or may not be Zelda) and Link decided. Yuki... wasn't all that happy.
"PUT ME DOWN!!! hssssss! Drop me! I am NOT going back there!!!" she cried, hissing. Sheik and Link payed no heed, just were careful to avoid her terrible claws. Then Sheik "found" a nail clipper (ok, ok, i lent him some authoress powers) and Yuki's claws... posed less of a threat. but they had to threaten her with pink nail polish before she agreed to go to the Zora Domain. That didn't stop her from sulking, though.
"Come on, Yuki, arn't you glad to see that fishgirl again?" he cajoled.
"No." came the answer, sulkily.
"Why? Isn't it a happy marrige?"
"Happy.... feh! WE ARE NOT MARRIED." Silence answered her. "And I hate her guts."
"aw, come on now, just go out to dinner or something, talk it over."
"yeah, at a sushi place!"
"Su-shi?"
"Raw fish, in a rice and seaweed roll thing."
"ew! fish! gross!"
"She might actually like that... the Zoras like raw fish" Sheik chimed in.
"HEY! LISTEN!" said guess-who?
"just ignore her, maybe she'll dissapear." said Link.
"HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!!"
"..."
"HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!!"
"..."
"HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!!"
"I have a better idea... if I may, Link?" said Shiek.
"Sure, go ahead, whatever." replied Link.
Sheik used his newfound authoress-incarnate powers and snapped his fingers.
"PIKA!!!!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Navi, flying far, far away from the small, annying, yellow electric rat.
"Pika-pi!" Pikachu smiled. Link looked daggers at Sheik.
"great, so NOW I have a...a... what IS this thing?"
"Pikacu. An electric rat pokemon. It has powerful electric attacks, and can only say it's name. It is possibly the most annoying thing ever created." replied Shiek. "and it was SUPPOSED to chase Navi!"
"Well it didn't! Die, rat!" Link kicked it. He recived a pretty good shock in response, and the Pikachu went to hide behind Yuki instead. Yuki did not fail to see the irony.
"It's almost like I'm Misty, and he's Ash, and he's Brock! Only I hate water, Link hates Pokemon, and Sheik is... is... umm... not girl-crazy, for one, and his eyes are open..." Yuki said, thinking.
"NANI?!" asked Link. (a/n: did I ever mention that "nani" is japanese for "what"? oops... -embarrassed author)
"erm.... oh, never mind. Temple time?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~inside the temple~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"PIKA-PI-CHU!"
"SHUT THAT THING UP!!!"
"I CAN'T!!"
"PIKA!"
"this thing is beginning to get on my nerves... hey, what happens if I press (C^) now?" wondered Link. He tried it.
"Piiiiiii-KA!" Pikachu let out a shock directly into the water, thus frying all the baddies that were in it, since water conducts electricity. Luckily, our heros (did I just use that phrase? gack! @.@) were standing on land at the time, so....
Once the shock died down, they easily went through the temple, gathering keys, while Yuki tried to stay dry. In the water temple. However, Miror Link was not in water, so he was not fried. And, unfortunatly, he was not alone. Sheik had dissapeared halfway through the temple, but there was also a Miror Yuki. And a Miror Pikachu.
"PIKA!"
"CHU!"
"this is gonna get annoying fa... HEY! Watch it, fake-me!" growled Yuki, as Miror Yuki took a swipe at her. She pounced the fake one, and they wrestled as Link fought Miror Link. Unfortunatly, since they went in the wrong temple order and skipped the Fire temple, Link did NOT have his Megaton Hammer. This could get interesting...
Meanwhile, Yuki was having some trouble.... seeing as how her claws had been trimmed and Miror Yuki had chosen to imitate her full claws. And Pikachu... well, he was Pikachu, leave it at that. If you've ever seen the episode of Pokemon "Ditto's house of mystery", you understand the delemmia. If not, tough. Suffer. Burn! Fire! Burn! Kill! Kill!
(erm... sorry, my minion Demona got the keyboard... she's quite evil. ignore her...)
Um... where was I... oh yes. the fight. So, Yuki finally collapsed against the wall, panting, and Link soon joined her. The other two circled warily, and Pikachu.... was pikachu.
"Link..." Yuki panted. "We can't beat them..."
"Wait! I can beat yours and you can beat mine!"
"What about the rat?"
"Hes... a rat. Ignore him."
"Alright. On 3, rush em. 1.. 2...3!"
They rushed from the wall, Link with sword in hand, Yuki with... her teeth bared? Link soon made short work of Miror Yuki, and he lent Yuki his sword to deal with Mirror Link. And as for Pikachu... i THINK the good one won... they kinda dissapeared and only one came back, drooling blood. It was really disturbing.
AAANyways... so they got to the boss and Morpha was dead becaise of the shock and so they beat the temple. Then Ruto appeared.
"Yuki... I'm sorry, but I have to break our wedding. Please, don't be too crushed. I've found somebody else..."
"CRUSHED?!?!?!?! I was going to CRUSH you if you didn't! Say.. who'd you find?" demanded Yuki.
"none of your buisness." replied Ruto smugly.
"fine. We outtie. Give us the medallion."
"Ooh... so you want my medallion now?"
"er.. he does!" Yuki pointed at Link, who glared back at her.
"only kidding. Here, take it."
*******************LINK GAINED WATER MEDALLION!**************************
"for once." link grumbled. Then the two lovebirds (yuki: watch it!) left the temple.
review! End of ChappiE! Below is the story of the marridge...
So, after Young Link pushed Yuki into Lake Hylia, he ran across the plains to Death Mountain, where he hid. Remember that he was wearing the super-too-big goron tunic, and Yuki was not. So, she had to pull him out. His yelling awakened the Fire Goddess, Din, who tends to be quite evil. And now she was cranky. She had been enjoying her nap. So, she made this big pretty speech about no mortal disturbing her speech. Yuki said she wasn't mortal, so Din cast a spell to make her so. Then she cast a spell to make every step feel like pins and needles. Nothing happened. Yuki boasted that "she can't touch me". So din cast a marridge spell, thus marrying Y. Link and Yuki. Yuki got REALLY mad... and i couldn't let the oppertunity go to waste, now, could I? ::smirks:: so yah, they're married.
O.O O.O O.O she said she felt no need to kill me after that last chappie! And I just finished re-reading the MST chapters at MST theater, so I feel like writing another chapter! Oh, and for those of you who are curious, I will disclose the full (well, short version) socoop behind the marrige of Yuki and Y. Link...
Interesting note: he's now OLDER link... are they still married? hmm.....
So, after they finished running in terror from the Queen of Perkeyness... they decided to hit the Water Temple. Actually, Sheik (who may or may not be Zelda) and Link decided. Yuki... wasn't all that happy.
"PUT ME DOWN!!! hssssss! Drop me! I am NOT going back there!!!" she cried, hissing. Sheik and Link payed no heed, just were careful to avoid her terrible claws. Then Sheik "found" a nail clipper (ok, ok, i lent him some authoress powers) and Yuki's claws... posed less of a threat. but they had to threaten her with pink nail polish before she agreed to go to the Zora Domain. That didn't stop her from sulking, though.
"Come on, Yuki, arn't you glad to see that fishgirl again?" he cajoled.
"No." came the answer, sulkily.
"Why? Isn't it a happy marrige?"
"Happy.... feh! WE ARE NOT MARRIED." Silence answered her. "And I hate her guts."
"aw, come on now, just go out to dinner or something, talk it over."
"yeah, at a sushi place!"
"Su-shi?"
"Raw fish, in a rice and seaweed roll thing."
"ew! fish! gross!"
"She might actually like that... the Zoras like raw fish" Sheik chimed in.
"HEY! LISTEN!" said guess-who?
"just ignore her, maybe she'll dissapear." said Link.
"HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!!"
"..."
"HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!!"
"..."
"HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!!"
"I have a better idea... if I may, Link?" said Shiek.
"Sure, go ahead, whatever." replied Link.
Sheik used his newfound authoress-incarnate powers and snapped his fingers.
"PIKA!!!!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Navi, flying far, far away from the small, annying, yellow electric rat.
"Pika-pi!" Pikachu smiled. Link looked daggers at Sheik.
"great, so NOW I have a...a... what IS this thing?"
"Pikacu. An electric rat pokemon. It has powerful electric attacks, and can only say it's name. It is possibly the most annoying thing ever created." replied Shiek. "and it was SUPPOSED to chase Navi!"
"Well it didn't! Die, rat!" Link kicked it. He recived a pretty good shock in response, and the Pikachu went to hide behind Yuki instead. Yuki did not fail to see the irony.
"It's almost like I'm Misty, and he's Ash, and he's Brock! Only I hate water, Link hates Pokemon, and Sheik is... is... umm... not girl-crazy, for one, and his eyes are open..." Yuki said, thinking.
"NANI?!" asked Link. (a/n: did I ever mention that "nani" is japanese for "what"? oops... -embarrassed author)
"erm.... oh, never mind. Temple time?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~inside the temple~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"PIKA-PI-CHU!"
"SHUT THAT THING UP!!!"
"I CAN'T!!"
"PIKA!"
"this thing is beginning to get on my nerves... hey, what happens if I press (C^) now?" wondered Link. He tried it.
"Piiiiiii-KA!" Pikachu let out a shock directly into the water, thus frying all the baddies that were in it, since water conducts electricity. Luckily, our heros (did I just use that phrase? gack! @.@) were standing on land at the time, so....
Once the shock died down, they easily went through the temple, gathering keys, while Yuki tried to stay dry. In the water temple. However, Miror Link was not in water, so he was not fried. And, unfortunatly, he was not alone. Sheik had dissapeared halfway through the temple, but there was also a Miror Yuki. And a Miror Pikachu.
"PIKA!"
"CHU!"
"this is gonna get annoying fa... HEY! Watch it, fake-me!" growled Yuki, as Miror Yuki took a swipe at her. She pounced the fake one, and they wrestled as Link fought Miror Link. Unfortunatly, since they went in the wrong temple order and skipped the Fire temple, Link did NOT have his Megaton Hammer. This could get interesting...
Meanwhile, Yuki was having some trouble.... seeing as how her claws had been trimmed and Miror Yuki had chosen to imitate her full claws. And Pikachu... well, he was Pikachu, leave it at that. If you've ever seen the episode of Pokemon "Ditto's house of mystery", you understand the delemmia. If not, tough. Suffer. Burn! Fire! Burn! Kill! Kill!
(erm... sorry, my minion Demona got the keyboard... she's quite evil. ignore her...)
Um... where was I... oh yes. the fight. So, Yuki finally collapsed against the wall, panting, and Link soon joined her. The other two circled warily, and Pikachu.... was pikachu.
"Link..." Yuki panted. "We can't beat them..."
"Wait! I can beat yours and you can beat mine!"
"What about the rat?"
"Hes... a rat. Ignore him."
"Alright. On 3, rush em. 1.. 2...3!"
They rushed from the wall, Link with sword in hand, Yuki with... her teeth bared? Link soon made short work of Miror Yuki, and he lent Yuki his sword to deal with Mirror Link. And as for Pikachu... i THINK the good one won... they kinda dissapeared and only one came back, drooling blood. It was really disturbing.
AAANyways... so they got to the boss and Morpha was dead becaise of the shock and so they beat the temple. Then Ruto appeared.
"Yuki... I'm sorry, but I have to break our wedding. Please, don't be too crushed. I've found somebody else..."
"CRUSHED?!?!?!?! I was going to CRUSH you if you didn't! Say.. who'd you find?" demanded Yuki.
"none of your buisness." replied Ruto smugly.
"fine. We outtie. Give us the medallion."
"Ooh... so you want my medallion now?"
"er.. he does!" Yuki pointed at Link, who glared back at her.
"only kidding. Here, take it."
*******************LINK GAINED WATER MEDALLION!**************************
"for once." link grumbled. Then the two lovebirds (yuki: watch it!) left the temple.
review! End of ChappiE! Below is the story of the marridge...
So, after Young Link pushed Yuki into Lake Hylia, he ran across the plains to Death Mountain, where he hid. Remember that he was wearing the super-too-big goron tunic, and Yuki was not. So, she had to pull him out. His yelling awakened the Fire Goddess, Din, who tends to be quite evil. And now she was cranky. She had been enjoying her nap. So, she made this big pretty speech about no mortal disturbing her speech. Yuki said she wasn't mortal, so Din cast a spell to make her so. Then she cast a spell to make every step feel like pins and needles. Nothing happened. Yuki boasted that "she can't touch me". So din cast a marridge spell, thus marrying Y. Link and Yuki. Yuki got REALLY mad... and i couldn't let the oppertunity go to waste, now, could I? ::smirks:: so yah, they're married.