YUKI LOVES YOUNG LINK
:: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS!!!:: I can't write another chapter if you're strangling me
Yuki: then let ME write it! =)
QOB: aight
Yuki: ::starts typing::
Qob: since she needs both hands to type... YOINK! ::Steals Laptop back::
Yuki: HEY! yoink!
....
Two hours later
QOB: ALRIGHT! we'll BOTH write it! Sheesh!
Yuki: ^_^ =)
They were lost in the Lost Woods, yet again. Yuki was getting a little.... frusturated.
"DAMN WOODS!!!!! I KNOW I've seen this tree before!" she snarles, her demonic side coming out. Link edged away from her a little. Sheik simply sighed, consuling his compass.
"moss grows on the north side of trees..." it mumbled, glaring at a tree that seemed to have moss growing on all sides. Just then, Pikachu popped out of Link's hat. Sheik smiled; he... she... IT was growing rather fond of the little critter. Link, however, screamed and RAN! Yuki and Sheik sat on some rocks to wait.
"3...2...1.."
"DAMN WOODS!!" Link cried, racing back in from a completely different direction as the one he had left in. Pikachu just sighed, trying to cheer him up. He thought up a song to sing.
"Pi, pika pikachu, pika pi..." (from the pokemon movie) But it had origonally been a duet- he could not imitate the charmander's part. He tried again, wanting to please his new master. "Pi pika pikachu, pika pi... chu!" no, that wasn't it... it tried harder. "Pi, pika pikachu, pika pi, Chan!" Somehow, through some freak accident, it managed to cry "pi-chan!"Then, it's eyes widened in shock, and with good reason, too. For there, before it, stood.. a small piglet, with a yellow bandanna wih black spots on it. It squealed, and Pikachu ran for dear life! Pi-chan, for that was who it was, squealed, and Link did a victory dance.
"HOLY SH**!!!! RYOGA! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!!!!!!!" Yuki cried right into the piglet's ear as she picked it up.
"buKEEE!!!!!!! x_X"
"um.........................oops? well, guess we better take 'im with us"
"OMG! It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sheik grabbed the unconcious piglet from Yuki."Can we keep it? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?"
"okay..........that's just freaky. Sheik, are you okay?" Link had started backing away at Sheik's little "outburst". "Could you, um, never talk like that again? It's scary...."
"Whatever are you talking about Link darling?"
"O_O okay.....backing away from the crazy sheikiah..............."
"I TOLD you Sheik was Zelda!!!!!!!!!!! but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE ZELDA!" Yuki lunged at Sheik, claws unsheathed.Sheik "eep!"ed and started running away with Yuki giving chase.Link just sweatdropped and sat down to wait.
"5........4...........3...........2.............1..........."
"DAMN WOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!I LOST HER!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _"
"Yuki, this the lost woods, chances are She-er-Zelda,"he changed the name at uki's glare"will come running through one of those portals."
"Right...............I knew that.................."
"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you did.............."
"Link?"
"Yes Yuki?"
"Shaddup."
"Yes Yuki........."
Just then, Sheik came back, looing VERY vexed. "YUKI! TAKE THIS... THING... AWAY FROM ME!!"
They both stared. Pi-chan was snuggling Sheik's chest. Since nobody knew for sure if there was anything THERE to snuggle... they decided to remove the piglet. Yuki picked pi-chan off of "Sheik"'s chest and stuffed him in her backpack.
"Ryoga, when i get out this fanfic and take you back to Ranma-verse, you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dead!"To prove her point, Yuki took out one of her katana's and started sharpening it. Using comentary for the piglet to hear.(A/N: for those of you who are not familiar with Ranma 1/2. "P-chan" is a little piglet who is in actuality a 16-yr-old guy named Ryoga who was cursed to become a piglet whenever splashed with cold water. he's also happens to have the worlds WORST sense of direction.)
Two hours later...
"DAMN YOU FAIRY!!!! YOU SAID GO LEFT!!!"
They were back in Kokori Village, after the woods had spit them out. AGAIN. Sheik was getting rather vexed.
"you know, I'm not really even supposed to BE helping you out! I'm supposed to pop up from time to time and play songs!" he...she...IT exclaimed.
"Well, I'm supposed to be at HOME playing on the N64!!!" cried Yuki. Puzzled stares."Nevermind. But anyways..........you WILL be helping us 'sheik' riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?" this said while holding a(newly sharpened! ^_^)katana to "sheik"'s neck.
"Why... er, yes, of course... heh heh heh..." it replied.
"gooooood."
TWO HOURS LATER
"All together now! This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends!"
... you get the idea
"One fine day in the middle of the night!" Yuki was still going strong.
"one fine day in the middle of the night." MUUUUCH less enthusiasm from Link. Sheik wasn't even bothering at this point. Suddenly, it stopped.
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! FINE!!! I GIVE!!!!! I SURRENDER!!!" it screamed. Both Yuki and Link looked at Sheik with puzzled expressions. Sheik pulled out her... his... it's harp.
"Fine! Here's the Bolero of Fire." Link grabbed his Ocarina, and Yuki took out... a Nintendo 64 game controller? Whatever... it works.
"down A down A right down right down."
**************************** Link has learned the Bolero of Fire!********************************
"Hey! What about me!"
**************************** Yuki has learned the Bolero of Fire!********************************
"Thanks."
**************************** No Problem! ********************************************************
"Ok, THAT'S just weird!"
*** "no, don't even START!"
** Fine. **
Link and Sheik watched wide-eyed at quite possibly the strangest conversation they'd seen to date. Then, all three travellers played the song.
"HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHTOHTOHTOHOTHOTHOT!!!!" cried Sheik, wearing Shekiah clothing. Link just calmly walked across in the fire tunic, while Yuki smuggly walked aross the ceiling(A/N: hey, those claws gotta be good for SOMETHING!)
"so.... I can leave now?" Sheik asked timidly.
"NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! COME ON!"
Link was staring at the bridge. "What?" he asked, wondering what to do. He noticed Pi-chan and tried hitting C^.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" he screamed
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" cried Shiek.
"IT'S A GUY!!!!!!!" they screamed together. That it was. Apperently, hitting C^ is the same as throwing hot water on him.
"HERE! CLOTHES! PUT EM ON!" cried Yuki throwing them at Ryoga while holding her eyes" I think I've been mentally scarred for LIFE!"
After Ryoga was clothed, Link still didn't trust him enough to hear his advice on how to get across the bridge. After a bit, Ryoga gave up.
"HERE! fine, then!" He did some random authoress-granted magic and made the door to a hidden Jamba Juice open up. They went inside.
*************************** The Trio Gained Jamba Juice! *****************************************
Link stared at it doubiously. "um.... what's it do?" Then he looked at his C^ button. "Aw HELL no!" Ryoga was gone. Jamba Juice was his new option.
"hmm.... maybe we drink it?" Yuki gave it a shot. "woooaahh... the colors... what kinda boost IS this?"
"LSD boost." it replied, smugly.
"Sweet!" She tossed it to Link, who drank some.
"woooooaaaah....."
MUCH LATER
"Aight, time to beat that boss!" cried an extremely perky Sheik. Seems the LSD didn't react quite the same with her authoress incarnate powers..... @.@
They went out the other exit, Yuki and Link needing to be guided by Sheik as they were REALLY out of it, and they found themselves in the Boss Battle.
------------------------------ Fire Lizard Volvagia ------------------------------------------------
"Taste the rainbow, man!" cried Link.
"Here, you try it, man!" cried Yuki, tossing the jamba juice to Volvagia. It landed in his throat as he roared, and he shut his mouth, tasting it experimentally.
"hmm.... mmmm... the colors! THE COLORS!!!!" cried Volvagia, before tearing through the Jamba Juice, eating their entire supply, and ODing.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yuki cried"OUR JAMBA JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Yuki started crying.
"Sheik?"
"Yes Link?"
"WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!"
"I know!" cried Yuki
"WHAT?" asked the other two together
"NEVER MENTION THIS EVER AGAIN!!!! ITAIII!!!" She has a HUGE headache, as the drug wore off, and she had stopped crying in favor of screaming.(A/N: now remember kids, don't do drugs! Other Authoress: Was that REALLY needed? [I can't spell nessicary] )
REVIEW!!!
This chapter co-written by Yuki and QOB. Thanx Yuks!
:: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS!!!:: I can't write another chapter if you're strangling me
Yuki: then let ME write it! =)
QOB: aight
Yuki: ::starts typing::
Qob: since she needs both hands to type... YOINK! ::Steals Laptop back::
Yuki: HEY! yoink!
....
Two hours later
QOB: ALRIGHT! we'll BOTH write it! Sheesh!
Yuki: ^_^ =)
They were lost in the Lost Woods, yet again. Yuki was getting a little.... frusturated.
"DAMN WOODS!!!!! I KNOW I've seen this tree before!" she snarles, her demonic side coming out. Link edged away from her a little. Sheik simply sighed, consuling his compass.
"moss grows on the north side of trees..." it mumbled, glaring at a tree that seemed to have moss growing on all sides. Just then, Pikachu popped out of Link's hat. Sheik smiled; he... she... IT was growing rather fond of the little critter. Link, however, screamed and RAN! Yuki and Sheik sat on some rocks to wait.
"3...2...1.."
"DAMN WOODS!!" Link cried, racing back in from a completely different direction as the one he had left in. Pikachu just sighed, trying to cheer him up. He thought up a song to sing.
"Pi, pika pikachu, pika pi..." (from the pokemon movie) But it had origonally been a duet- he could not imitate the charmander's part. He tried again, wanting to please his new master. "Pi pika pikachu, pika pi... chu!" no, that wasn't it... it tried harder. "Pi, pika pikachu, pika pi, Chan!" Somehow, through some freak accident, it managed to cry "pi-chan!"Then, it's eyes widened in shock, and with good reason, too. For there, before it, stood.. a small piglet, with a yellow bandanna wih black spots on it. It squealed, and Pikachu ran for dear life! Pi-chan, for that was who it was, squealed, and Link did a victory dance.
"HOLY SH**!!!! RYOGA! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!!!!!!!" Yuki cried right into the piglet's ear as she picked it up.
"buKEEE!!!!!!! x_X"
"um.........................oops? well, guess we better take 'im with us"
"OMG! It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sheik grabbed the unconcious piglet from Yuki."Can we keep it? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?"
"okay..........that's just freaky. Sheik, are you okay?" Link had started backing away at Sheik's little "outburst". "Could you, um, never talk like that again? It's scary...."
"Whatever are you talking about Link darling?"
"O_O okay.....backing away from the crazy sheikiah..............."
"I TOLD you Sheik was Zelda!!!!!!!!!!! but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE ZELDA!" Yuki lunged at Sheik, claws unsheathed.Sheik "eep!"ed and started running away with Yuki giving chase.Link just sweatdropped and sat down to wait.
"5........4...........3...........2.............1..........."
"DAMN WOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!I LOST HER!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _"
"Yuki, this the lost woods, chances are She-er-Zelda,"he changed the name at uki's glare"will come running through one of those portals."
"Right...............I knew that.................."
"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you did.............."
"Link?"
"Yes Yuki?"
"Shaddup."
"Yes Yuki........."
Just then, Sheik came back, looing VERY vexed. "YUKI! TAKE THIS... THING... AWAY FROM ME!!"
They both stared. Pi-chan was snuggling Sheik's chest. Since nobody knew for sure if there was anything THERE to snuggle... they decided to remove the piglet. Yuki picked pi-chan off of "Sheik"'s chest and stuffed him in her backpack.
"Ryoga, when i get out this fanfic and take you back to Ranma-verse, you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dead!"To prove her point, Yuki took out one of her katana's and started sharpening it. Using comentary for the piglet to hear.(A/N: for those of you who are not familiar with Ranma 1/2. "P-chan" is a little piglet who is in actuality a 16-yr-old guy named Ryoga who was cursed to become a piglet whenever splashed with cold water. he's also happens to have the worlds WORST sense of direction.)
Two hours later...
"DAMN YOU FAIRY!!!! YOU SAID GO LEFT!!!"
They were back in Kokori Village, after the woods had spit them out. AGAIN. Sheik was getting rather vexed.
"you know, I'm not really even supposed to BE helping you out! I'm supposed to pop up from time to time and play songs!" he...she...IT exclaimed.
"Well, I'm supposed to be at HOME playing on the N64!!!" cried Yuki. Puzzled stares."Nevermind. But anyways..........you WILL be helping us 'sheik' riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?" this said while holding a(newly sharpened! ^_^)katana to "sheik"'s neck.
"Why... er, yes, of course... heh heh heh..." it replied.
"gooooood."
TWO HOURS LATER
"All together now! This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends!"
... you get the idea
"One fine day in the middle of the night!" Yuki was still going strong.
"one fine day in the middle of the night." MUUUUCH less enthusiasm from Link. Sheik wasn't even bothering at this point. Suddenly, it stopped.
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! FINE!!! I GIVE!!!!! I SURRENDER!!!" it screamed. Both Yuki and Link looked at Sheik with puzzled expressions. Sheik pulled out her... his... it's harp.
"Fine! Here's the Bolero of Fire." Link grabbed his Ocarina, and Yuki took out... a Nintendo 64 game controller? Whatever... it works.
"down A down A right down right down."
**************************** Link has learned the Bolero of Fire!********************************
"Hey! What about me!"
**************************** Yuki has learned the Bolero of Fire!********************************
"Thanks."
**************************** No Problem! ********************************************************
"Ok, THAT'S just weird!"
*** "no, don't even START!"
** Fine. **
Link and Sheik watched wide-eyed at quite possibly the strangest conversation they'd seen to date. Then, all three travellers played the song.
"HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHTOHTOHTOHOTHOTHOT!!!!" cried Sheik, wearing Shekiah clothing. Link just calmly walked across in the fire tunic, while Yuki smuggly walked aross the ceiling(A/N: hey, those claws gotta be good for SOMETHING!)
"so.... I can leave now?" Sheik asked timidly.
"NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! COME ON!"
Link was staring at the bridge. "What?" he asked, wondering what to do. He noticed Pi-chan and tried hitting C^.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" he screamed
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" cried Shiek.
"IT'S A GUY!!!!!!!" they screamed together. That it was. Apperently, hitting C^ is the same as throwing hot water on him.
"HERE! CLOTHES! PUT EM ON!" cried Yuki throwing them at Ryoga while holding her eyes" I think I've been mentally scarred for LIFE!"
After Ryoga was clothed, Link still didn't trust him enough to hear his advice on how to get across the bridge. After a bit, Ryoga gave up.
"HERE! fine, then!" He did some random authoress-granted magic and made the door to a hidden Jamba Juice open up. They went inside.
*************************** The Trio Gained Jamba Juice! *****************************************
Link stared at it doubiously. "um.... what's it do?" Then he looked at his C^ button. "Aw HELL no!" Ryoga was gone. Jamba Juice was his new option.
"hmm.... maybe we drink it?" Yuki gave it a shot. "woooaahh... the colors... what kinda boost IS this?"
"LSD boost." it replied, smugly.
"Sweet!" She tossed it to Link, who drank some.
"woooooaaaah....."
MUCH LATER
"Aight, time to beat that boss!" cried an extremely perky Sheik. Seems the LSD didn't react quite the same with her authoress incarnate powers..... @.@
They went out the other exit, Yuki and Link needing to be guided by Sheik as they were REALLY out of it, and they found themselves in the Boss Battle.
------------------------------ Fire Lizard Volvagia ------------------------------------------------
"Taste the rainbow, man!" cried Link.
"Here, you try it, man!" cried Yuki, tossing the jamba juice to Volvagia. It landed in his throat as he roared, and he shut his mouth, tasting it experimentally.
"hmm.... mmmm... the colors! THE COLORS!!!!" cried Volvagia, before tearing through the Jamba Juice, eating their entire supply, and ODing.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yuki cried"OUR JAMBA JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Yuki started crying.
"Sheik?"
"Yes Link?"
"WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!"
"I know!" cried Yuki
"WHAT?" asked the other two together
"NEVER MENTION THIS EVER AGAIN!!!! ITAIII!!!" She has a HUGE headache, as the drug wore off, and she had stopped crying in favor of screaming.(A/N: now remember kids, don't do drugs! Other Authoress: Was that REALLY needed? [I can't spell nessicary] )
REVIEW!!!
This chapter co-written by Yuki and QOB. Thanx Yuks!