YUKI LOVES YOUNG LINK
alright... torture time! Yuki's at school, so I think I'm safe now. ^^
Viper66: Yuki is very scary. run in fear if she is near....
So, after the trio recovered from their boostified Jamba experience, they found themselves in Hyrul Market. With the re-deads.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Yuki began screaming like alittle girl. A re-dead saw her, and she froze in place. "can't....move...."
Sheik calmly played the sun's song and the re-dead died. Yuki growled. "I coulda' done THAT myself!" Sheik just looked smug.
"hey, guys? Why ARE we beating all these temples, anyway?" Link asked.
"Why, to unseal the seven sages so we can defeat ganondorf." Yuki replied.
"Actually..."
The other two stared at Sheik.
"You see, since Zelda died... Ganon cut his security budget, since there was nobody to keep in..."
"What are you trying to say?" demanded Yuki.
"Well... we actually don't need the sages... just the longshot." Shiek concluded.
"Why...didn't...you...say...so..BEFORE?!?!" growled Yuki.
"um...ok..." said Link
Shiek decided now was a good time to do his...her...it's little deku nut trick. Yuki snarled at the emptey space where Sheik had been and tore apart a few re-dead to get it out of her system. Link snuck off.
************** a few hours later**********
"I have the longshot." Link declared.
"Good!" Yuki said. There were remains of re-deads and blood scattered all over Hyrule Market, as well as the remains of a few of those annoying yappy dogs. Yuki was, at the moment, tearing apart a cucco.
"I wouldn't do that, Yuki..." Link warned.
"WHY NOT?" growled Yuki.
"cucco! cucco! cucco!" said the cucco, leaping out of Yuki's hands and crowing. It's cries were instantaly answered by a whole mess of cuccos.
"RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!" The two ran. Unfortunatly, I had made some.. ahem... changes to the game. Importatly, I had upped the intellegance of the cuccos... so they chased Yuki even after she left town.
After they had run across the field quite a ways, Yuki thought she saw a way out. "Lon-lon ranch!"
They ran into the ranch, only to be hunted by even MORE insane cuccos. Yuki saw the horses, though. "Come on! Grab a horse!"
unfortunatly, the horses were scared of the chickens. All but one... Sheik suddnaly appearedn and quickly taught Link Eponia's song. Why didn't he get picked apart by cuccos, you ask? Simple: time stops while you learn ocarina songs. Yuki just chased down a random horse and lept on. Link rode Eponia.
"You'll never leave this ranch!" scolded Indigo.
"OUTTA MY WAY!!!!!" screamed Yuki. While Link and Eponia made a graceful leap over the outer wall, Yuki simply lept over Indigo. he started to chase after her, but the cuccos slowed him down... to say the least.
"I *pant* think *pant* we *pant* escaped *pant*" panted Yuki.
"I *pant* hope *pant* so *pant*" panted Link.
"CUCCO!!!" The pair turned around, slowly, stunned, to see one wall of Lon Lon ranch suddanly... burst would be the best word, and hundreds upon hundreds of cuccos (they got reinforcements from Kakariko) swarm out angrily.
"Aw hell no!" cried Yuki, spurring her horse into a gallop.
"Where to?" cried Link, over the noise the cuccos were making.
"Anywhere but here!"
They rode in panicked silence for a bit, before finding themselves at Hyrule Market. They rode through it (horses should be allowed, dammit!) and through to the Castle itself. There, they had the horses jump the gap. Unfortuatly, the gap was too large, so they used their longshots and lept off the beasts. The chikens stopped dead at the gap, then tried to cross, falling into the abyss. Link stared at the gap.
"poor eponia..."
"Snap out of it! Look, all you have to do is play the song and she'll be back."
"really?" Link asked.
"er... don't try it now. We have a princess to save!"
"um, Yuki? No we don't.. you killed her 7 years ago."
"Oh. then, we have a kingdom to save!"
"suuuree..."
"let's go!"
"um... Yuki?" Link pointed to the C^ button.
"Aw hell no!"
C^: A cucco.
"Don't press it!" Yuki pleaded.
will Link ever press C^ again? Will they save Prin... er, the kingdom? Will we ever find out what Shiek really is? Stay tuned! And press Review! And send me good review, while you're at it!
alright... torture time! Yuki's at school, so I think I'm safe now. ^^
Viper66: Yuki is very scary. run in fear if she is near....
So, after the trio recovered from their boostified Jamba experience, they found themselves in Hyrul Market. With the re-deads.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Yuki began screaming like alittle girl. A re-dead saw her, and she froze in place. "can't....move...."
Sheik calmly played the sun's song and the re-dead died. Yuki growled. "I coulda' done THAT myself!" Sheik just looked smug.
"hey, guys? Why ARE we beating all these temples, anyway?" Link asked.
"Why, to unseal the seven sages so we can defeat ganondorf." Yuki replied.
"Actually..."
The other two stared at Sheik.
"You see, since Zelda died... Ganon cut his security budget, since there was nobody to keep in..."
"What are you trying to say?" demanded Yuki.
"Well... we actually don't need the sages... just the longshot." Shiek concluded.
"Why...didn't...you...say...so..BEFORE?!?!" growled Yuki.
"um...ok..." said Link
Shiek decided now was a good time to do his...her...it's little deku nut trick. Yuki snarled at the emptey space where Sheik had been and tore apart a few re-dead to get it out of her system. Link snuck off.
************** a few hours later**********
"I have the longshot." Link declared.
"Good!" Yuki said. There were remains of re-deads and blood scattered all over Hyrule Market, as well as the remains of a few of those annoying yappy dogs. Yuki was, at the moment, tearing apart a cucco.
"I wouldn't do that, Yuki..." Link warned.
"WHY NOT?" growled Yuki.
"cucco! cucco! cucco!" said the cucco, leaping out of Yuki's hands and crowing. It's cries were instantaly answered by a whole mess of cuccos.
"RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!" The two ran. Unfortunatly, I had made some.. ahem... changes to the game. Importatly, I had upped the intellegance of the cuccos... so they chased Yuki even after she left town.
After they had run across the field quite a ways, Yuki thought she saw a way out. "Lon-lon ranch!"
They ran into the ranch, only to be hunted by even MORE insane cuccos. Yuki saw the horses, though. "Come on! Grab a horse!"
unfortunatly, the horses were scared of the chickens. All but one... Sheik suddnaly appearedn and quickly taught Link Eponia's song. Why didn't he get picked apart by cuccos, you ask? Simple: time stops while you learn ocarina songs. Yuki just chased down a random horse and lept on. Link rode Eponia.
"You'll never leave this ranch!" scolded Indigo.
"OUTTA MY WAY!!!!!" screamed Yuki. While Link and Eponia made a graceful leap over the outer wall, Yuki simply lept over Indigo. he started to chase after her, but the cuccos slowed him down... to say the least.
"I *pant* think *pant* we *pant* escaped *pant*" panted Yuki.
"I *pant* hope *pant* so *pant*" panted Link.
"CUCCO!!!" The pair turned around, slowly, stunned, to see one wall of Lon Lon ranch suddanly... burst would be the best word, and hundreds upon hundreds of cuccos (they got reinforcements from Kakariko) swarm out angrily.
"Aw hell no!" cried Yuki, spurring her horse into a gallop.
"Where to?" cried Link, over the noise the cuccos were making.
"Anywhere but here!"
They rode in panicked silence for a bit, before finding themselves at Hyrule Market. They rode through it (horses should be allowed, dammit!) and through to the Castle itself. There, they had the horses jump the gap. Unfortuatly, the gap was too large, so they used their longshots and lept off the beasts. The chikens stopped dead at the gap, then tried to cross, falling into the abyss. Link stared at the gap.
"poor eponia..."
"Snap out of it! Look, all you have to do is play the song and she'll be back."
"really?" Link asked.
"er... don't try it now. We have a princess to save!"
"um, Yuki? No we don't.. you killed her 7 years ago."
"Oh. then, we have a kingdom to save!"
"suuuree..."
"let's go!"
"um... Yuki?" Link pointed to the C^ button.
"Aw hell no!"
C^: A cucco.
"Don't press it!" Yuki pleaded.
will Link ever press C^ again? Will they save Prin... er, the kingdom? Will we ever find out what Shiek really is? Stay tuned! And press Review! And send me good review, while you're at it!