YUKI LOVES YOUNG LINK
heh... quick! before she reads te last chapter! Let's do a lemon!
Just kidding!
They were in front of Ganon's castle. They walked in. They saw a large, emptey parlor. There was a small blue cabinet with a lever: "pull for information."
"um...." said Yuki
"Look!" Link went over and pulled the lever. A ticking was heard, and it increased in speed.
"IT'S A BOMB!!" Yuki ducked, her hands over her head like they tell you to do in earthquake drills, cowering. After death mountain, she was a tad timid about bombs...
The cabinet doors opened, to reveal:
12 cute wooden Kokori dolls, playing trumpets. They began to sing a cute little song:
doo-doo doo-doo doo doo!
"Welcome to Ganon's evilness domain
Here we have some things from which please refrain:
cuteness, love, perkyness, saying how-do-you-do
Is this evil enough for you?
Leave light arrows in the truck,
and get ready to... fight!
The castle is, the castle is,
the castle is evil, alright?"
(a/n- what? I can't write cutsey songs. THink Shrek.)
Yuki stared. And stared. "um..."
"Let's do that again!" cried Link, pulling the lever once more.
doo-doo doo-doo doo doo!
"Welcome to Ganon's evilness domain
Here we have some things, from which please refrain
You will never escape, at least not alive
thank you for test-driving my trap!"
The floor suddanly dropped out from underneath them, and they fell down into a dark hallway. "DAMN YOU!" cried Yuki. "I _TOLD_ YOU NOT TO PULL IT!"
"no you didn't." said Link.
"DIEEEE!"
************* You can't kill him, Yuki **********************
"AND WHY NOT???" screeched the cat demon.
************* I'll get a game over. What happens to you if I get a game over?******************
"oh..." said Yuki, in quite a different tone. They walked on through the hallway, coming out in a courtyard. They walked forwards a ways, and a force field was thrown up. Unfortunatly, they happened to be standing on it. The weapons ended up on one side, and the disgruntled duo ended up on the other. Along with the cucco. (did you forget who their new fairy was? -authoress)
"ai yi yi. Sorry I'm late... wait a minute! I'm not late! YOU'RE early!" cried a sinister (and not familier at all) voice. A young man, green-skinned with red hair and a large nose, stepped into the ring wearing a nice buisness suit. Yuki stared. "What? My armor's at the cleaners; I wasn't expecting you for another week at least."
"Wait... you EXPECTED us?" cried Yuki, astonished.
"Of course!" the man peers at them closer. "Wait a minute.. you're not the Martha Stewart Fan Club! Who the hell are you?" he asks, shocked.
Yuki and Link look at each other, then Yuki strikes a pose. "To protect Hyrule from devistation!"
"To untie all peoples withen our nation!"
"To ... untie?"
"The authoress can't spell." (A/n- Bad Spellers Untie!)
"To protect the goodness of Truth and Love"
"To give praise and thanks to Din above"
"DIN?!?!"
Link simply smirks.
"Yuki!"
"Link!"
"Team Yuki bla-"
"TEAM YUKI?!?! What am I, chopped Poe?"
"yes."
"AM NOT! Team Link, blas-"
"HEY! I'm the star of this show, buster!"
"Fine, fine. Team Zelda blast off at the speed-"
"Team ZELDA?!!?!"
"Team sheik?"
"WHAT?!?!??!"
"Team Poe?"
"Team Gossip Stone!"
"What does THAT have to do with anything?"
Yuki claws a handy gossip stone. it blasts off.
"Ah." says Link.
"Team gossip stone blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
"Cucco!" cries the Cucco. Yuki and Link sweatdrop.
"zzzzzzzzzzzz" says Ganon.
"Waaiiit just a darn minute! When did you come up with THAT?" cries a MVFA (mysterious voice from above- authoress)
Yuki smirks. "I got bored waiting for the last chapter."
The MVFA sweatdrops. how? Don't ask.
"zzzzzzzzzzzzz" says Ganon, fast asleep.
"WAKE UP!" cries Yuki.
"zzzzzzzzzzz"
"HEY! EVILNESS MAN! UP!"
"zzzzzzzzzzzz"
~~~~~~~~~~~ a few hours later ~~~~~~~~~~
"wake... UP!!!"
"zzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Alright! I give up!"
"Hang on! Help is on the way! I brought Viper66!" cries the MVFA
"VIPER66?? lemmie at him, lemmie at him!" cries Yuki.
"He's in the real world. So you can't hurt him. Aaaanyway..."
/\/\/\/\/\ meanwhile, in the real world, /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
"heh... alright, I told them. Here's the controller."
******************* VIPER66 GAINED N64 CONTROLLER! ***************************
Viper mearly smirks. His finger reaches down, as if in slow motion. Closer, closer... towards the C buttons... veering up a bit.. towards C^..
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cries Yuki, but it's too late.
C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"CUUCCO!!!!"
"Cuuco! cucco! cucco! cucco!"
Hundreds of Cuccos flew into the areana. GAnon woke with a start. "MArtha?"
Some time later, Yuki managed to visit his grave.
R.I.P
Ganondorf The Evil One
"Martha?"
you think the story's over? WRONG! Remember what happens after you beat the game? NEXT CHAPTER!!!!! WOOT!!!!
And then: Yuki Wears Masks!
And then: Yuki Wakes the Wind
And possibly: Yuki of Seasons, and Yuki of Ages!
And maybe even: Yuki's awakening!
Or maybe even: Legand of Yuki!
Who knows! Maybe I'll even do Super Smash Yuki Melee!
And what will Viper66 do with the controller?
so REVIEW!
heh... quick! before she reads te last chapter! Let's do a lemon!
Just kidding!
They were in front of Ganon's castle. They walked in. They saw a large, emptey parlor. There was a small blue cabinet with a lever: "pull for information."
"um...." said Yuki
"Look!" Link went over and pulled the lever. A ticking was heard, and it increased in speed.
"IT'S A BOMB!!" Yuki ducked, her hands over her head like they tell you to do in earthquake drills, cowering. After death mountain, she was a tad timid about bombs...
The cabinet doors opened, to reveal:
12 cute wooden Kokori dolls, playing trumpets. They began to sing a cute little song:
doo-doo doo-doo doo doo!
"Welcome to Ganon's evilness domain
Here we have some things from which please refrain:
cuteness, love, perkyness, saying how-do-you-do
Is this evil enough for you?
Leave light arrows in the truck,
and get ready to... fight!
The castle is, the castle is,
the castle is evil, alright?"
(a/n- what? I can't write cutsey songs. THink Shrek.)
Yuki stared. And stared. "um..."
"Let's do that again!" cried Link, pulling the lever once more.
doo-doo doo-doo doo doo!
"Welcome to Ganon's evilness domain
Here we have some things, from which please refrain
You will never escape, at least not alive
thank you for test-driving my trap!"
The floor suddanly dropped out from underneath them, and they fell down into a dark hallway. "DAMN YOU!" cried Yuki. "I _TOLD_ YOU NOT TO PULL IT!"
"no you didn't." said Link.
"DIEEEE!"
************* You can't kill him, Yuki **********************
"AND WHY NOT???" screeched the cat demon.
************* I'll get a game over. What happens to you if I get a game over?******************
"oh..." said Yuki, in quite a different tone. They walked on through the hallway, coming out in a courtyard. They walked forwards a ways, and a force field was thrown up. Unfortunatly, they happened to be standing on it. The weapons ended up on one side, and the disgruntled duo ended up on the other. Along with the cucco. (did you forget who their new fairy was? -authoress)
"ai yi yi. Sorry I'm late... wait a minute! I'm not late! YOU'RE early!" cried a sinister (and not familier at all) voice. A young man, green-skinned with red hair and a large nose, stepped into the ring wearing a nice buisness suit. Yuki stared. "What? My armor's at the cleaners; I wasn't expecting you for another week at least."
"Wait... you EXPECTED us?" cried Yuki, astonished.
"Of course!" the man peers at them closer. "Wait a minute.. you're not the Martha Stewart Fan Club! Who the hell are you?" he asks, shocked.
Yuki and Link look at each other, then Yuki strikes a pose. "To protect Hyrule from devistation!"
"To untie all peoples withen our nation!"
"To ... untie?"
"The authoress can't spell." (A/n- Bad Spellers Untie!)
"To protect the goodness of Truth and Love"
"To give praise and thanks to Din above"
"DIN?!?!"
Link simply smirks.
"Yuki!"
"Link!"
"Team Yuki bla-"
"TEAM YUKI?!?! What am I, chopped Poe?"
"yes."
"AM NOT! Team Link, blas-"
"HEY! I'm the star of this show, buster!"
"Fine, fine. Team Zelda blast off at the speed-"
"Team ZELDA?!!?!"
"Team sheik?"
"WHAT?!?!??!"
"Team Poe?"
"Team Gossip Stone!"
"What does THAT have to do with anything?"
Yuki claws a handy gossip stone. it blasts off.
"Ah." says Link.
"Team gossip stone blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
"Cucco!" cries the Cucco. Yuki and Link sweatdrop.
"zzzzzzzzzzzz" says Ganon.
"Waaiiit just a darn minute! When did you come up with THAT?" cries a MVFA (mysterious voice from above- authoress)
Yuki smirks. "I got bored waiting for the last chapter."
The MVFA sweatdrops. how? Don't ask.
"zzzzzzzzzzzzz" says Ganon, fast asleep.
"WAKE UP!" cries Yuki.
"zzzzzzzzzzz"
"HEY! EVILNESS MAN! UP!"
"zzzzzzzzzzzz"
~~~~~~~~~~~ a few hours later ~~~~~~~~~~
"wake... UP!!!"
"zzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Alright! I give up!"
"Hang on! Help is on the way! I brought Viper66!" cries the MVFA
"VIPER66?? lemmie at him, lemmie at him!" cries Yuki.
"He's in the real world. So you can't hurt him. Aaaanyway..."
/\/\/\/\/\ meanwhile, in the real world, /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
"heh... alright, I told them. Here's the controller."
******************* VIPER66 GAINED N64 CONTROLLER! ***************************
Viper mearly smirks. His finger reaches down, as if in slow motion. Closer, closer... towards the C buttons... veering up a bit.. towards C^..
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cries Yuki, but it's too late.
C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"CUUCCO!!!!"
"Cuuco! cucco! cucco! cucco!"
Hundreds of Cuccos flew into the areana. GAnon woke with a start. "MArtha?"
Some time later, Yuki managed to visit his grave.
R.I.P
Ganondorf The Evil One
"Martha?"
you think the story's over? WRONG! Remember what happens after you beat the game? NEXT CHAPTER!!!!! WOOT!!!!
And then: Yuki Wears Masks!
And then: Yuki Wakes the Wind
And possibly: Yuki of Seasons, and Yuki of Ages!
And maybe even: Yuki's awakening!
Or maybe even: Legand of Yuki!
Who knows! Maybe I'll even do Super Smash Yuki Melee!
And what will Viper66 do with the controller?
so REVIEW!