Disclaimer: There are a lot of things I don't own.Metal Gear is one of them.
*Snake swimming under the water about to reach the disposal facility*

Snake: Under the sea! (Loads of coloured fishies come out of no where and swim around Snake) Under the seeeeeeeeaaaaa!

(Snake surfaces and gets up on the ledge)

(Snake on Codec*) *Bleep bleep*

Snake: This is Snake, Colonel can you hear me?

Campbell: No, di..um..I mean.err yes! Loud and clear!

Snake: I'm in front of the disposal facility

Campbell: Uh huh..oh yeah! Wait for the elevator!

Snake: Why?

Campbell: It'll be down in a moment

Snake: But.(Scared) there.there.are soldiers everywhere!

Campbell: just do it! (Snake goes of codec) (After half an hour, the elevator finally comes down)

Snake: (asleep) zzzz..zzzz..

Soldiers: zzzzzzzzzzzz.. Zzzz

Snake: (wakes up) Huh? Oh the elevator!

(Snake runs to the elevator and starts going up)

(Snake is takes off his swimming gear)

('METAL GEAR SOLID' appears over Snake's head)

Snake: Well would you look at that!

('METAL GEAR SOLID' falls on Snake's head)

Snake: Owie.

(Elevator stops, Snake comes skipping out and slips on the snow and lands behind a small crate)

Snake: owie..

*Bleep bleep* Campbell: Nice job Snake! Age hasn't slowed you down one bit!

Snake: What's that sonny?

Naomi: How is that sneaking suit working out?

Snake: It shows my butt!

Naomi: Bear with it, it is designed to prevent hypothermia Snake: Take it easy I'm grateful! Wait.no I'm not! It shows my butt!

(Hind-d takes off)

Snake: Colonel what's a Russian gun ship doing here?

Colonel: I have no Idea! But you can slip in unnoticed now!

Mei ling: Wow! You must be crazy to fly a hind in this kind of weather!

Snake: Who's that?

Campbell: Huh? Oh, that's just Mei Ling, she tagged a long with us

Mei Ling: I invented the Codec

Snake: Wow! Really?

Mei Ling: Yup

Snake: Please to meet you Mei Ling it's an honour to speak to a living legend like yourself!

Mei Ling: ..

Snake: What's wrong?

Mei ling: Oh nothing, I just didn't expect a trained killer to be so..cute

Snake: ^_^ your just flattering me!

Mei Ling: No, I'm serious!

Campbell: How can you get in the facility Snake?

(Snake runs through the Snow and looks at the soldiers (with his scope) who are playing in the snow)

Soldier #1: Walking in a winter wonderland! Soldier #2: Jingle bells! Liquid smells! Snakey ran away! Metal Gear lost its rear! Ocelot got away! Soldier #3: Hee hee! (Throws a snowball) Soldier #1: Hey!

Snake: They're armed with snowballs, and there is an air vent over there!

Campbell: quick go through the air vent!

Snake: Can't I go play with the Soldiers?

Campbell: Snake, just go in the damn vent! (Snake goes off Codec, grabs a SOCOM that he found on the floor and runs to the air vent and climbs inside).

Well, there is the first chapter! Please review! Flames welcome! ^-^ I'll continue the next chapter after I get reviews!