*Bleep bleep*
Master: Snake! This is Liquid Snake.oops! I mean.McDonnell Miller, it's been a while
Snake: Sure has! I haven't seen you since the reunion!
Master: riiiiiiiiight.Anyway call me if you need advice or what ever
Snake: Okay! (Goes off Codec)
(Snake goes down the ladder to the tank hanger)
(He goes to the elevator and waits for it to come down, he gets into it)
(Annoying fancy hotel music plays in the elevator)
Snake: Do de do do do do do, hmmmm.
(Elevator stops)
(Snake gets in the air vent and crawls along and sees Meryl down below doing pull-ups)
Snake: ^__^
Meryl: Huh? (Looks up)
Snake: *Squeal!* (Crawls to were the darpa chief is)
Darpa chief: Who? W-Who's that?
(Snake climbs down and lands on his head)
Snake: (gets up quickly) I'm okay
Darpa Chief: Who are you? What's your outfit?
Snake: I know! It really shows my butt doesn't it?
Darpa chief: huh?
Snake: Oh yeah! Errm (tries to sound manly) I'M THE PAWN THEY SENT TO SAVE YOUR WORTHLESS BUTT!
Darpa chief: Wow! That sure is nice of you! Let's go!
Snake: Hey! You're supposed to tell me all about Metal gear Rex and stuff! And then you die!
Darpa chief: Oh but its sooooooo boring!
Snake: Yeah, I guess your right, but....Hmmm
Darpa chief: oh all right! PAL key...blah blah blah..PAN card, here you go (hands it to Snake)...3 keys...blah blah blah
Meryl: (listening to the wall) that card key!
Darpa chief: anyway the most important thing is....ARRRRRGGH!
Snake: (Wakes up) What is it?!
Meryl: What's going on?! Hey! (Bangs on the door)
Darpa chief: (Choke) (splutter) (gasp)
(Darpa chief grabs hold of Snake)
Snake: Get off me, you queer!
(Darpa chief dies, Meryl stops banging) (Snake checks the chief's pulse)
Snake: Thank God he's dead.I mean.. My god he's dead! *Bleep bleep* Snake: Naomi! The chief! What happened?
Naomi: I don't know
Snake: Heart attack?
Naomi: Probably
Snake: well.. I'd better go to President baker before he dies too!
Naomi: Okay bye-bye!
(Goes off codec)
Guard: ARRGH.. Ouch! Ooooooo...hee hee hee!
(Door opens)
Snake: Cool! And I didn't have to do anything! (Steps out, and sees naked knocked-out guard)
Meryl: Don't move!
Snake: Do'h!
Meryl: so you killed the chief.you bastard!
(Snake looks up)
Meryl: Huh? Liquid why are you here?
Snake: Huh?
Meryl: What?
Snake: Is this the first time you ever pointed a gun at a person? Your hands are shaking
Meryl: ! Don't move!
Snake: Can you shoot me rookie? (Pulls out SOCOM)
Meryl: (Shoots Snake)
Snake: (tries not to cry) You.sniff...Haven't even.. Sniffle.. Taken the safety off...Sob.. Rookie
Meryl: Open that door!
Snake: okay
(Guards come in)
Guard #1: what are you doing? Snake: Don't Shoot, think! I errr mean.don't think, shoot!
(Several Guards come in and Snake does all the shooting, Meryl just stands there)
Snake to Meryl: What are you waiting for? Shoot!
Meryl: don't talk to me like a rookie!
Snake: I'm telling you shoot!
Meryl: Narrrrrrrrrrrrghhh! (Shoots guards)
Snake: (Shoots guard)
Meryl: (Shoots guard)
Snake: (Shoots guard)
(Guards send in a grenade, Snake runs to the corner, and Meryl gets blown up)
Meryl: ...
(That kinda continues for a while, until every guard is dead)
Meryl: (walks forward) Thanks for the help! (Runs through door)
Snake: Wait! (Sees Meryl's butt) wow! (Gets out scope to get a closer look)
Meryl: Hey! (Shoots snake's arm and goes in the elevator)
(Psycho Mantis appears hovering in the air)
Psycho mantis: Hee hee! Good girl, just like that!
Snake: Who was that freak?
*Bleep bleep*
Snake: I think I've had a hallucination!
Naomi: That was Psycho mantis, FOXHOUND'S physic
Snake; I think I'm dying, he scared me!
Campbell: Get to baker, hurry snake! (Goes of Codec) (Minutes later)*Bleep bleep*
Snake: (holding baguettes and cakes) Colonel I went to the bakers
Campbell: No Snake! President Baker! Go to him! Not that kind of friggin' Baker! Ooooo.but bring back that cake! (Goes off codec)
Thanks for the reviews people! More chaps soon to come!
Master: Snake! This is Liquid Snake.oops! I mean.McDonnell Miller, it's been a while
Snake: Sure has! I haven't seen you since the reunion!
Master: riiiiiiiiight.Anyway call me if you need advice or what ever
Snake: Okay! (Goes off Codec)
(Snake goes down the ladder to the tank hanger)
(He goes to the elevator and waits for it to come down, he gets into it)
(Annoying fancy hotel music plays in the elevator)
Snake: Do de do do do do do, hmmmm.
(Elevator stops)
(Snake gets in the air vent and crawls along and sees Meryl down below doing pull-ups)
Snake: ^__^
Meryl: Huh? (Looks up)
Snake: *Squeal!* (Crawls to were the darpa chief is)
Darpa chief: Who? W-Who's that?
(Snake climbs down and lands on his head)
Snake: (gets up quickly) I'm okay
Darpa Chief: Who are you? What's your outfit?
Snake: I know! It really shows my butt doesn't it?
Darpa chief: huh?
Snake: Oh yeah! Errm (tries to sound manly) I'M THE PAWN THEY SENT TO SAVE YOUR WORTHLESS BUTT!
Darpa chief: Wow! That sure is nice of you! Let's go!
Snake: Hey! You're supposed to tell me all about Metal gear Rex and stuff! And then you die!
Darpa chief: Oh but its sooooooo boring!
Snake: Yeah, I guess your right, but....Hmmm
Darpa chief: oh all right! PAL key...blah blah blah..PAN card, here you go (hands it to Snake)...3 keys...blah blah blah
Meryl: (listening to the wall) that card key!
Darpa chief: anyway the most important thing is....ARRRRRGGH!
Snake: (Wakes up) What is it?!
Meryl: What's going on?! Hey! (Bangs on the door)
Darpa chief: (Choke) (splutter) (gasp)
(Darpa chief grabs hold of Snake)
Snake: Get off me, you queer!
(Darpa chief dies, Meryl stops banging) (Snake checks the chief's pulse)
Snake: Thank God he's dead.I mean.. My god he's dead! *Bleep bleep* Snake: Naomi! The chief! What happened?
Naomi: I don't know
Snake: Heart attack?
Naomi: Probably
Snake: well.. I'd better go to President baker before he dies too!
Naomi: Okay bye-bye!
(Goes off codec)
Guard: ARRGH.. Ouch! Ooooooo...hee hee hee!
(Door opens)
Snake: Cool! And I didn't have to do anything! (Steps out, and sees naked knocked-out guard)
Meryl: Don't move!
Snake: Do'h!
Meryl: so you killed the chief.you bastard!
(Snake looks up)
Meryl: Huh? Liquid why are you here?
Snake: Huh?
Meryl: What?
Snake: Is this the first time you ever pointed a gun at a person? Your hands are shaking
Meryl: ! Don't move!
Snake: Can you shoot me rookie? (Pulls out SOCOM)
Meryl: (Shoots Snake)
Snake: (tries not to cry) You.sniff...Haven't even.. Sniffle.. Taken the safety off...Sob.. Rookie
Meryl: Open that door!
Snake: okay
(Guards come in)
Guard #1: what are you doing? Snake: Don't Shoot, think! I errr mean.don't think, shoot!
(Several Guards come in and Snake does all the shooting, Meryl just stands there)
Snake to Meryl: What are you waiting for? Shoot!
Meryl: don't talk to me like a rookie!
Snake: I'm telling you shoot!
Meryl: Narrrrrrrrrrrrghhh! (Shoots guards)
Snake: (Shoots guard)
Meryl: (Shoots guard)
Snake: (Shoots guard)
(Guards send in a grenade, Snake runs to the corner, and Meryl gets blown up)
Meryl: ...
(That kinda continues for a while, until every guard is dead)
Meryl: (walks forward) Thanks for the help! (Runs through door)
Snake: Wait! (Sees Meryl's butt) wow! (Gets out scope to get a closer look)
Meryl: Hey! (Shoots snake's arm and goes in the elevator)
(Psycho Mantis appears hovering in the air)
Psycho mantis: Hee hee! Good girl, just like that!
Snake: Who was that freak?
*Bleep bleep*
Snake: I think I've had a hallucination!
Naomi: That was Psycho mantis, FOXHOUND'S physic
Snake; I think I'm dying, he scared me!
Campbell: Get to baker, hurry snake! (Goes of Codec) (Minutes later)*Bleep bleep*
Snake: (holding baguettes and cakes) Colonel I went to the bakers
Campbell: No Snake! President Baker! Go to him! Not that kind of friggin' Baker! Ooooo.but bring back that cake! (Goes off codec)
Thanks for the reviews people! More chaps soon to come!