Thankx guys, for the reviews! You make me so happy! Anywho.third chapter
here. Sorry that I don't put much detail in, I'm very lazy, especially with
the tank fight with raven.
Chapter 4 comin' soon! Enjoy!
Moo moo cow
P.S. I'm going away 4 a while so updates will take some time!
Snake travels to the second floor basement and grabs loads C4's, and blows up all the different coloured walls and finally he reaches Baker.
Snake: Am I too late?
Baker: urrrrrrrgh.
Snake walks up to the wires
Baker: Nooo! No, don't touch it!
Snake: C4!
(A bullet comes flying at Snake and hits him in the toe)
Snake: f***, f***, f***!
Ocelot: Ha! That's right, touch that wire and the C4 will blow up along with the old man!
Snake: Who are you?
Ocelot: Revolver Ocelot!
Snake: what the hell is an ocelot?
Ocelot: An Ocelot is a wild cat that inhabits the forests of.
Snake: I'm sorry I asked..shut up
Ocelot: fine
Snake: fine
Ocelot: Anyway, this is the greatest handgun ever made, the colt single action army. Six bullets, more than enough to kill any thing that moves.Now you'll see why they call me 'Revolver'.
*Dramatic pause*
Ocelot: DRAW!
(They each get out a pencil and pad)
Ocelot: okay, let's see your picture!
(Snake shows his picture, which is a poorly drawn stick person cowboy with a gun that has arrows around it, indicating that it is spinning)
Ocelot: That picture sucks!
Snake: Let's see yours then!
(Ocelot's picture was of what looked like a dog wearing a hat)
Snake: That's an insult!
Ocelot: It's been a long time since I've had such a good drawing contest, but I'm just getting warmed up!
Suddenly Ocelot's hand falls off
Ocelot: What? My hand! (Ninja appears, C4 blows up) Stealth camouflage! Can't you even draw right?! You were lucky, we will meet again! (Runs away)
Snake: (pulls out SOCOM) who are you?
Ninja: I am like you, I have no name
Snake: My name is Snake, What's yours?
Ninja: Fox..I mean..errr.Jerry
Baker: That.that exoskeleton!
Ninja: GWWWWWWAAAAA! SEE YA! (Runs away)
Snake: Who the hell? (Walks over to Baker) Are you hurt?
Baker: yes..I.I
Snake: Good, now tell me all you know bout' Metal Gear and the terrorists, I'm on a tight schedule (looks at his diary) I have to make it back to Twin Lakes in a few hours or I'm going to miss Friends.
Baker: *sigh.Rex..blah blah blah.three keys..blah. Go and find Hal Emmerich he will help you. Gaaaa! Those pentagon Bastards! (Dies)
*Bleep bleep*
Snake: Oh great! Now he's dead too!
Naomi: Yup looks like it
Snake: .
Naomi: ..
Campbell: Snake get in contact with my single 'n' sassy niece Meryl, I want you two to work together
Snake: Can I trust her?
Campbell: Nope, but call her anyway
Snake: What's her frequency?
Campbell: It's on the back of the CD case
Snake: The optic disk?
Campbell: No, the MGS case
Snake: Huh? Oh! (Winks) gotcha!
(Ends call with the colonel) (Calls Meryl)
Meryl: Who are you?
Snake: Santa Clause
Meryl: Hey! Your that stud from the prison!
Snake: Yup
Meryl: are you really Santa?
Snake: Yes
Meryl: ah ha! Are you Snake? Are you Solid Snake?
Snake: errrrrr...No
Meryl: I knew it! You're the legendary Solid Snake! (Takes off hood) Sorry, about before, I wasn't sure that you were one of the good guys!
Snake: I was really un-impressed by the way you busted yourself outta there
Meryl: (lowers head) I'm sorry.I just couldn't pull the trigger right away.
Snake: But killing someone is the easiest thing you could possibly do!
Meryl: But.. They are living people..I had no problems at the academy..
Snake: Sure you did. Now can you open the cargo door?
Meryl: Sure!
Snake: good, by the way, know anything bout a doctor called Hal Emmerich?
Meryl: Yeah, he is in the building to the north
Snake: Thankx bye!
(Goes of codec)
(Snake travels back to the hanger to the cargo door)
*Bleep bleep*
Meryl: Snake! Watch out! There are inferred sensors there! Be careful!
(Goes of codec)
Snake: oh great! (Lights cigarette) how am I supposed to see the sensors now? I haven't got my thermal goggles! (Notices he can now see them, thanks to his cigarettes) yay!
(Crawls under them) Snake: easy...easy...easy
(Reaches the end)
Snake: Phew! I made it!
(Goes through door)
*Bleep Bleep*
?: Careful! There are claymore mines around there!
Snake: Who is this?
?: errrr... Just call me Gray fox..I mean deepthroat
Snake: The guy from the water gate scandal?
Deepthroat: yeah sure, why not. See ya!
(Huge tank, approaches)
Raven: This is Raven's territory! Snakes don't belong in Alaska!
Snake: Technically neither do Ravens
Raven: ..Ermm..Send him a message! (Fires)
Snake: (gets hit, and falls on the ground) ow! You shot me you Ass-hole!
Raven: That's right! You should crawl on the ground like the Snake, you are!
Snake: (gets up) oh yeah? Well, you should fly in the air, like the raven you are, but your too fat, chumly!
Raven: (upset) that's harsh..(angry) Come let's fight!
Snake: Eeep!
(Snake uses chaff grenade)
(Snake throws grenade into tank)
(Tank explodes, and a soldier comes flying out)
Soldier: waaaaaaaa! (Lands and dies)
(Snake takes his card and goes to the door at the end of the snowfield)
Raven: Well boss, I hope you're happy, he got the card
Liquid: see I told you!
Raven: He sure is mean!
Liquid: same prediction as always?
Raven: Yup, I'll kick his ass with my rail gun! I mean, the raven on my head thirsts for his blood!
Snake travels to the second floor basement and grabs loads C4's, and blows up all the different coloured walls and finally he reaches Baker.
Snake: Am I too late?
Baker: urrrrrrrgh.
Snake walks up to the wires
Baker: Nooo! No, don't touch it!
Snake: C4!
(A bullet comes flying at Snake and hits him in the toe)
Snake: f***, f***, f***!
Ocelot: Ha! That's right, touch that wire and the C4 will blow up along with the old man!
Snake: Who are you?
Ocelot: Revolver Ocelot!
Snake: what the hell is an ocelot?
Ocelot: An Ocelot is a wild cat that inhabits the forests of.
Snake: I'm sorry I asked..shut up
Ocelot: fine
Snake: fine
Ocelot: Anyway, this is the greatest handgun ever made, the colt single action army. Six bullets, more than enough to kill any thing that moves.Now you'll see why they call me 'Revolver'.
*Dramatic pause*
Ocelot: DRAW!
(They each get out a pencil and pad)
Ocelot: okay, let's see your picture!
(Snake shows his picture, which is a poorly drawn stick person cowboy with a gun that has arrows around it, indicating that it is spinning)
Ocelot: That picture sucks!
Snake: Let's see yours then!
(Ocelot's picture was of what looked like a dog wearing a hat)
Snake: That's an insult!
Ocelot: It's been a long time since I've had such a good drawing contest, but I'm just getting warmed up!
Suddenly Ocelot's hand falls off
Ocelot: What? My hand! (Ninja appears, C4 blows up) Stealth camouflage! Can't you even draw right?! You were lucky, we will meet again! (Runs away)
Snake: (pulls out SOCOM) who are you?
Ninja: I am like you, I have no name
Snake: My name is Snake, What's yours?
Ninja: Fox..I mean..errr.Jerry
Baker: That.that exoskeleton!
Ninja: GWWWWWWAAAAA! SEE YA! (Runs away)
Snake: Who the hell? (Walks over to Baker) Are you hurt?
Baker: yes..I.I
Snake: Good, now tell me all you know bout' Metal Gear and the terrorists, I'm on a tight schedule (looks at his diary) I have to make it back to Twin Lakes in a few hours or I'm going to miss Friends.
Baker: *sigh.Rex..blah blah blah.three keys..blah. Go and find Hal Emmerich he will help you. Gaaaa! Those pentagon Bastards! (Dies)
*Bleep bleep*
Snake: Oh great! Now he's dead too!
Naomi: Yup looks like it
Snake: .
Naomi: ..
Campbell: Snake get in contact with my single 'n' sassy niece Meryl, I want you two to work together
Snake: Can I trust her?
Campbell: Nope, but call her anyway
Snake: What's her frequency?
Campbell: It's on the back of the CD case
Snake: The optic disk?
Campbell: No, the MGS case
Snake: Huh? Oh! (Winks) gotcha!
(Ends call with the colonel) (Calls Meryl)
Meryl: Who are you?
Snake: Santa Clause
Meryl: Hey! Your that stud from the prison!
Snake: Yup
Meryl: are you really Santa?
Snake: Yes
Meryl: ah ha! Are you Snake? Are you Solid Snake?
Snake: errrrrr...No
Meryl: I knew it! You're the legendary Solid Snake! (Takes off hood) Sorry, about before, I wasn't sure that you were one of the good guys!
Snake: I was really un-impressed by the way you busted yourself outta there
Meryl: (lowers head) I'm sorry.I just couldn't pull the trigger right away.
Snake: But killing someone is the easiest thing you could possibly do!
Meryl: But.. They are living people..I had no problems at the academy..
Snake: Sure you did. Now can you open the cargo door?
Meryl: Sure!
Snake: good, by the way, know anything bout a doctor called Hal Emmerich?
Meryl: Yeah, he is in the building to the north
Snake: Thankx bye!
(Goes of codec)
(Snake travels back to the hanger to the cargo door)
*Bleep bleep*
Meryl: Snake! Watch out! There are inferred sensors there! Be careful!
(Goes of codec)
Snake: oh great! (Lights cigarette) how am I supposed to see the sensors now? I haven't got my thermal goggles! (Notices he can now see them, thanks to his cigarettes) yay!
(Crawls under them) Snake: easy...easy...easy
(Reaches the end)
Snake: Phew! I made it!
(Goes through door)
*Bleep Bleep*
?: Careful! There are claymore mines around there!
Snake: Who is this?
?: errrr... Just call me Gray fox..I mean deepthroat
Snake: The guy from the water gate scandal?
Deepthroat: yeah sure, why not. See ya!
(Huge tank, approaches)
Raven: This is Raven's territory! Snakes don't belong in Alaska!
Snake: Technically neither do Ravens
Raven: ..Ermm..Send him a message! (Fires)
Snake: (gets hit, and falls on the ground) ow! You shot me you Ass-hole!
Raven: That's right! You should crawl on the ground like the Snake, you are!
Snake: (gets up) oh yeah? Well, you should fly in the air, like the raven you are, but your too fat, chumly!
Raven: (upset) that's harsh..(angry) Come let's fight!
Snake: Eeep!
(Snake uses chaff grenade)
(Snake throws grenade into tank)
(Tank explodes, and a soldier comes flying out)
Soldier: waaaaaaaa! (Lands and dies)
(Snake takes his card and goes to the door at the end of the snowfield)
Raven: Well boss, I hope you're happy, he got the card
Liquid: see I told you!
Raven: He sure is mean!
Liquid: same prediction as always?
Raven: Yup, I'll kick his ass with my rail gun! I mean, the raven on my head thirsts for his blood!