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(Snake reaches the nuclear warhead place)
*Bleep Bleep*
Campbell: Snake, you must not use any weapons in this area!
Snake: And why the hell not?
Naomi: Cos' of the nuclear warheads over there! Can't you see them?
Snake: (puts on very thick and dorky glasses) Oh yeah!
Naomi: Ha! You have glasses? Hahaha! You like a nerd! Hee hee
Snake: (takes off glasses) sniffle.
Campbell: hurry! Rescue that Doctor!
(Snake went up the elevator and went to the second floor basement)
(Snake sees electric floor)
Snake: (looks at DANGER and WARNING signs) hmm.this could mean something.
*Bleep bleep*
Deepthroat: Watch it Snake! That's an electric floor!
Snake: Don't start! Anyways I'm THE Solid Snake I can handle anything! (Steps forward)
Deepthroat: No! (Snake gets shocked by stepping on floor)
Snake: Gaaaaaaaa! (Jumps off floor) My bad.
Deepthroat: Use a nikita missile! Okay?
Snake: okay! Okay! Settle down.sheesh.
(Goes off Codec)
(Snake uses the Nikita and blows up the control panel)
Snake: Smashy, smashy!
(Snake goes through the door and runs through the hall filled with poisonous gas, and he reaches the door to the lab)
(Snake sees the remains of dead soldiers and blood everywhere)
Snake: well it's obvious who did this.NO GOOD PUNK KIDS! Or possibly beavers.
(Soldier comes stumbling from around the corner)
Soldier: It's.it's.it's a ghost! (Dies)
Snake: yep.defiantly beavers.(Goes round corner and sees a soldier up in the air being killed)
Snake: DAMN YOU BEAVERS!
(Snake enters the lab)
(Otocon is in the corner and The Ninja is going to him)
Otocon: *whimper* (pees himself)
Ninja: Where is my friend?
Snake: okay where are the beavers? Oh wait your that ninja
Ninja: Lets fight to the death
Snake: okay
Otocon: neeeeeaaahh! *Hides in closet*
Ninja: Fine he can watch from in there. Now make me feel it make me feel alive again!!!
(Snake takes out SOCOM and shoots him)
Ninja: That's good Snake, now we will fight in hand combat *puts sword away* only a fool trusts his life with a weapon.
Snake: Then why did you have a sword in the first place?
Ninja: ummm.*punches Snake*
Snake: owie! *Punches Ninja*
(This continues for a while)
Ninja: *turns to stealth* hurry up and catch me!
Snake: well.darn. I'm going to have to use my senses as the legendary hero that I am! *Stumbles round blindly punching and kicking air*
Ninja: Arggh!
Snake: Hey! I got him!
(This also continues for a while) (Ninja kneels down)
Ninja: That's good Snake! *Bzzzzt* I have been waiting for this pain!
(Snake gets out FAMAs and shoots him)
Ninja: Do you remember me now?
Snake: It can't be! Mummy!
Ninja: yes it is I.wait! No! For god's sake man!
Snake: oh wait.You were killed in Zanzibar!
Ninja: Yes well..GAAAAAAAAAAAA! *bzzzt bzzt bzzzt* the mediciiiiiiiiiiiine! *runs off*
Snake: Bye mummy!
(Snake reaches the nuclear warhead place)
*Bleep Bleep*
Campbell: Snake, you must not use any weapons in this area!
Snake: And why the hell not?
Naomi: Cos' of the nuclear warheads over there! Can't you see them?
Snake: (puts on very thick and dorky glasses) Oh yeah!
Naomi: Ha! You have glasses? Hahaha! You like a nerd! Hee hee
Snake: (takes off glasses) sniffle.
Campbell: hurry! Rescue that Doctor!
(Snake went up the elevator and went to the second floor basement)
(Snake sees electric floor)
Snake: (looks at DANGER and WARNING signs) hmm.this could mean something.
*Bleep bleep*
Deepthroat: Watch it Snake! That's an electric floor!
Snake: Don't start! Anyways I'm THE Solid Snake I can handle anything! (Steps forward)
Deepthroat: No! (Snake gets shocked by stepping on floor)
Snake: Gaaaaaaaa! (Jumps off floor) My bad.
Deepthroat: Use a nikita missile! Okay?
Snake: okay! Okay! Settle down.sheesh.
(Goes off Codec)
(Snake uses the Nikita and blows up the control panel)
Snake: Smashy, smashy!
(Snake goes through the door and runs through the hall filled with poisonous gas, and he reaches the door to the lab)
(Snake sees the remains of dead soldiers and blood everywhere)
Snake: well it's obvious who did this.NO GOOD PUNK KIDS! Or possibly beavers.
(Soldier comes stumbling from around the corner)
Soldier: It's.it's.it's a ghost! (Dies)
Snake: yep.defiantly beavers.(Goes round corner and sees a soldier up in the air being killed)
Snake: DAMN YOU BEAVERS!
(Snake enters the lab)
(Otocon is in the corner and The Ninja is going to him)
Otocon: *whimper* (pees himself)
Ninja: Where is my friend?
Snake: okay where are the beavers? Oh wait your that ninja
Ninja: Lets fight to the death
Snake: okay
Otocon: neeeeeaaahh! *Hides in closet*
Ninja: Fine he can watch from in there. Now make me feel it make me feel alive again!!!
(Snake takes out SOCOM and shoots him)
Ninja: That's good Snake, now we will fight in hand combat *puts sword away* only a fool trusts his life with a weapon.
Snake: Then why did you have a sword in the first place?
Ninja: ummm.*punches Snake*
Snake: owie! *Punches Ninja*
(This continues for a while)
Ninja: *turns to stealth* hurry up and catch me!
Snake: well.darn. I'm going to have to use my senses as the legendary hero that I am! *Stumbles round blindly punching and kicking air*
Ninja: Arggh!
Snake: Hey! I got him!
(This also continues for a while) (Ninja kneels down)
Ninja: That's good Snake! *Bzzzzt* I have been waiting for this pain!
(Snake gets out FAMAs and shoots him)
Ninja: Do you remember me now?
Snake: It can't be! Mummy!
Ninja: yes it is I.wait! No! For god's sake man!
Snake: oh wait.You were killed in Zanzibar!
Ninja: Yes well..GAAAAAAAAAAAA! *bzzzt bzzt bzzzt* the mediciiiiiiiiiiiine! *runs off*
Snake: Bye mummy!