*Snake walks up to locker*
Snake: Are you going to be in there all day?
Otocon (from inside the locker): You're not one of them? (Comes out of locker) Your uniform is different from the others.
Snake: I know! The bandanna really gives my outfit that sense of danger and my boots are totally in this season.
Otocon: what?
Snake: oh nothing never mind.you're that Doctor Hal Emmerich right?
Otocon: Yes, I was working on the Metal Gear at this base. Rex is designed to hold beach balls and base guitars.
Snake: (Grabs Otocon) Liar! I know Metal Gear was designed to be a walking death mobile!
Otocon: What are you talking about?
Snake: Metal Gear was to be able to launch a nuclear attack! (Puts Otocon down)
Otocon: No.put a nuclear missile on Rex?
Snake: Did you know anything about this?
Otocon: No but I knew it had a rail gun, laser, amplifier, beach ball dispenser, ice maker, eye gouger, cattle rammer and a time machine but I never knew about it launching nuclear attacks.
Snake: Sure you didn't. (looks nervous) errr.are you feeling okay?
Otocon: yeah I'm fine. What's with you acting all friendly all of a sudden?
Snake: Oh nothing.it's just everyone who I try and talk to suddenly dies.
Otocon: Ah! You're bad luck!
Snake: Well you're just stupid. What made you decide to do this profession?
Otocon: I wanted to make robots like in Japanese anime!
Snake: That's a pretty crummy reason.
Otocon: Well, why did you want to become a soldier?
Snake: I had only one dream.to make the world's most powerful flushing toilet but my dream turned to nightmare after the incident at toilets-R-us. So I ended up, as a rodeo clown then became a soldier.
Otocon: wow you're interesting.
Snake: I know. Now Hal.
Otocon: Call me Otocon.
Snake: Now Otocon.wait, Otocon?
Otocon: It means Otaku convention.
Snake: huh. Well, you're strange.
*Bleep bleep*
Meryl: Hello
Snake: Meryl, Where are you?
Meryl: Very Close.
Guard: There she is!
*Gun firing*
Meryl: Damn! They spotted me! *Gasp* (Screen goes fuzzy)
Snake: Meryl!
*Goes off Codec*
Snake: Meryl's in trouble. I won't know how to find her.
Otocon: Her butt will probably be cuter than the others, find her that way. I ran around in stealth camouflage and saw her.
Snake: You must have been looking close.
Otocon: Well she does have a cute behind.
Snake: okay, c'mon let's get out of here.
Otocon: okay *limps to doorway*
Snake: Are you hurt?
Otocon: oh, I twisted my ankle as I got away, don't worry I'll be fine.
Snake: No you won't you'll just slow me down.
Otocon: I'll go on my own then, don't worry I'll be fine I've got this! *Turns stealth on* I'll be in contact with you by Codec. (Runs off)
Snake: Nerd.
Snake: Are you going to be in there all day?
Otocon (from inside the locker): You're not one of them? (Comes out of locker) Your uniform is different from the others.
Snake: I know! The bandanna really gives my outfit that sense of danger and my boots are totally in this season.
Otocon: what?
Snake: oh nothing never mind.you're that Doctor Hal Emmerich right?
Otocon: Yes, I was working on the Metal Gear at this base. Rex is designed to hold beach balls and base guitars.
Snake: (Grabs Otocon) Liar! I know Metal Gear was designed to be a walking death mobile!
Otocon: What are you talking about?
Snake: Metal Gear was to be able to launch a nuclear attack! (Puts Otocon down)
Otocon: No.put a nuclear missile on Rex?
Snake: Did you know anything about this?
Otocon: No but I knew it had a rail gun, laser, amplifier, beach ball dispenser, ice maker, eye gouger, cattle rammer and a time machine but I never knew about it launching nuclear attacks.
Snake: Sure you didn't. (looks nervous) errr.are you feeling okay?
Otocon: yeah I'm fine. What's with you acting all friendly all of a sudden?
Snake: Oh nothing.it's just everyone who I try and talk to suddenly dies.
Otocon: Ah! You're bad luck!
Snake: Well you're just stupid. What made you decide to do this profession?
Otocon: I wanted to make robots like in Japanese anime!
Snake: That's a pretty crummy reason.
Otocon: Well, why did you want to become a soldier?
Snake: I had only one dream.to make the world's most powerful flushing toilet but my dream turned to nightmare after the incident at toilets-R-us. So I ended up, as a rodeo clown then became a soldier.
Otocon: wow you're interesting.
Snake: I know. Now Hal.
Otocon: Call me Otocon.
Snake: Now Otocon.wait, Otocon?
Otocon: It means Otaku convention.
Snake: huh. Well, you're strange.
*Bleep bleep*
Meryl: Hello
Snake: Meryl, Where are you?
Meryl: Very Close.
Guard: There she is!
*Gun firing*
Meryl: Damn! They spotted me! *Gasp* (Screen goes fuzzy)
Snake: Meryl!
*Goes off Codec*
Snake: Meryl's in trouble. I won't know how to find her.
Otocon: Her butt will probably be cuter than the others, find her that way. I ran around in stealth camouflage and saw her.
Snake: You must have been looking close.
Otocon: Well she does have a cute behind.
Snake: okay, c'mon let's get out of here.
Otocon: okay *limps to doorway*
Snake: Are you hurt?
Otocon: oh, I twisted my ankle as I got away, don't worry I'll be fine.
Snake: No you won't you'll just slow me down.
Otocon: I'll go on my own then, don't worry I'll be fine I've got this! *Turns stealth on* I'll be in contact with you by Codec. (Runs off)
Snake: Nerd.