By: CWDMHYTBQRW
Prelude: Currently Cell, 17, 18, Trunks (Marai), Bebi, Vegeta, Bulma, Picollo, Krillen, and Goku are in this fanfic. If you would like to request a character be put in please e-mail me. This fanfic contains vulgar language.
Disclaimer: I am too poor to own DBZ.
DBZ ROAD TRIP??!
"SHABOOM!" A great explosion erupted right outside of West City. "Damnit you three!" yelled. "It's not our fault Cell jumped in yelling, Perfect! Perfect!" 18 replied. "Holy Shit!" yelled 17. Everyone wheeled around to see a headless Cell. "AHHHHHHHH!" everyone yelled in unison. "What?!" proclaimed the newly regenerated Cell. "Where the fuck are we anyway?" asked 18 "The Hell if I know!" answered Trunks sarcastically. "Well you should know it was your time capsule," 18 argued. " If Cell fucking wasn't in the way I would have seen our destination, bitch." Trunks said. Just then Goku pulled up in a huge ass van. "Hey! We're going on a road trip, want to come?" asked Goku. "Sure!" everyone but 17 replied. His eyes watered as he stared at the van. While Trunks, Cell(trying to absorb 18 behind their backs.), and 18 climbed in the side door 17 opened the drivers door, threw Goku in the back and took of. " Does anyone want to play yo mama?" asked Trunks pulling out a deck of cards. "What the fuck?!" exclaimed Vegeta. "It's a card game that when you can't play you have to pick up the pile." answered Trunks. "What the fuck is the fun in that?!" Vegeta said angrily being stuck on this stupid trip because of the "woman". "Because," Cell piped in taking puffs off a very large and leathel joint, "When you have to pick up the pile you puff on this joint." "Hell yeah!!" yelled vegeta. As evryone gathered around Trunks Krillen snuck into the back bathroom and locked the door.
4 hours later ~~~=======~~~
Goku hangs out of the window trying to catch imaginary gumballs falling from sky, while Vegeta lays 1 mile away still humping a door that he thinks is "the woman". Trunks sits with a blank expression on waiting for people to make their move after everyone has left. The van shakes uncontrolably for some unknown reason. "What the fuck was that?!" asked 18. "The joint off the future!" proclaimed Cell kissing the joint. "17 could you drive any worse?!" 18 asked sarcastically. "The fucking road's calm!" exclaimed an agitated 17.(who doesn't like to be criticized on his driving.) Suddenly the van stopped rocking. Krillen flushed the toilet and came out of the bathroom with a weird walk and a red hand.
Please don't send me any mean reviews about things. This is only my 2nd fanfic and I will just remove it and deny I ever received it. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Prelude: Currently Cell, 17, 18, Trunks (Marai), Bebi, Vegeta, Bulma, Picollo, Krillen, and Goku are in this fanfic. If you would like to request a character be put in please e-mail me. This fanfic contains vulgar language.
Disclaimer: I am too poor to own DBZ.
DBZ ROAD TRIP??!
"SHABOOM!" A great explosion erupted right outside of West City. "Damnit you three!" yelled. "It's not our fault Cell jumped in yelling, Perfect! Perfect!" 18 replied. "Holy Shit!" yelled 17. Everyone wheeled around to see a headless Cell. "AHHHHHHHH!" everyone yelled in unison. "What?!" proclaimed the newly regenerated Cell. "Where the fuck are we anyway?" asked 18 "The Hell if I know!" answered Trunks sarcastically. "Well you should know it was your time capsule," 18 argued. " If Cell fucking wasn't in the way I would have seen our destination, bitch." Trunks said. Just then Goku pulled up in a huge ass van. "Hey! We're going on a road trip, want to come?" asked Goku. "Sure!" everyone but 17 replied. His eyes watered as he stared at the van. While Trunks, Cell(trying to absorb 18 behind their backs.), and 18 climbed in the side door 17 opened the drivers door, threw Goku in the back and took of. " Does anyone want to play yo mama?" asked Trunks pulling out a deck of cards. "What the fuck?!" exclaimed Vegeta. "It's a card game that when you can't play you have to pick up the pile." answered Trunks. "What the fuck is the fun in that?!" Vegeta said angrily being stuck on this stupid trip because of the "woman". "Because," Cell piped in taking puffs off a very large and leathel joint, "When you have to pick up the pile you puff on this joint." "Hell yeah!!" yelled vegeta. As evryone gathered around Trunks Krillen snuck into the back bathroom and locked the door.
4 hours later ~~~=======~~~
Goku hangs out of the window trying to catch imaginary gumballs falling from sky, while Vegeta lays 1 mile away still humping a door that he thinks is "the woman". Trunks sits with a blank expression on waiting for people to make their move after everyone has left. The van shakes uncontrolably for some unknown reason. "What the fuck was that?!" asked 18. "The joint off the future!" proclaimed Cell kissing the joint. "17 could you drive any worse?!" 18 asked sarcastically. "The fucking road's calm!" exclaimed an agitated 17.(who doesn't like to be criticized on his driving.) Suddenly the van stopped rocking. Krillen flushed the toilet and came out of the bathroom with a weird walk and a red hand.
Please don't send me any mean reviews about things. This is only my 2nd fanfic and I will just remove it and deny I ever received it. Ha! Ha! Ha!